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国民老岳父公：
    午夜被噩梦惊醒，吓死我了，梦到他们几个变成人，围着问我为什么要吃屎[汗][汗][汗]
[Midnight was awakened by a nightmare, scared me to death, dreamed of a few into them, around asked me why I want to eat excrement [Mr Khan] [Mr Khan] [Mr Khan]]

微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq

普京粉丝团：
    这个点有多少人没睡觉呢……滴，打卡！[二哈]
[How many people are there in this point didnt go to sleep... Drops, punch! [two ha]]

【中俄信使】普京中文信息站🇨🇳🇷🇺传承中俄人民友谊，开创未来！分享国际、俄罗斯新闻，新鲜事儿，传播正能量！本微博无关个人政治立场！

调色匠：
    有一种友情叫彭于晏和余文乐

和我一样喜欢他们的戳右下角[心]
[There is a kind of friendship called peng and shawn yue < br > < br > and I like their stamp in the bottom right hand corner [heart]]

每日分享照片调色教程，谢谢你的关注~

你好今天是：
    晚睡的又是我们几个________
[Late is our several ______]

点更新，转发消忌，求助投稿请私信。

痒气美少女：
    大半夜的这只熊猫肯定是饿了，要吃竹子[doge]
[The hell this panda is definitely hungry, eat bamboo [doge]]

我就是我，颜 射 不一样的我！！广告合作QQ联系：

视觉酱：
    贾玲最新小品《唐朝美人》的完整版，全程太搞笑了，时间较长，建议先马再看！！！[笑cry] tRVoMtOx
[Jia Ling latest sketch the complete edition of the tang dynasty beauties, too funny, for a long time, suggest first horse again see!!!!!! [laughing cry] tRVoMtOx]

横看成岭侧成峰，远近高低各不同。

痞人周鱼：
    #失眠签到# 别轻易放弃不该放弃的，但更不要固执地坚持不该坚持的。憋尿伤肾，晚安。
[# # insomnia sign in dont give up easily shouldnt give up, but not to stubbornly insist on shouldnt insist. A full bladder injury kidney, good night.]

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曼联新闻：
    分享图片
[Share photos]

不定时播报曼联新闻的微博，合作请私信。

广东天气：
    【八级风圈已经到达东部沿海】“海马”马不停蹄，一路前行，珠江口以东沿海已出现八级阵风。有听到风声的亲吗？
[【 solar or lunar halo has already reached the east coast 】 hippocampus on, all the way forward, pearl river mouth, east coast has been changing the wind. Hear the wind kiss?]

天气信息、应急信息、预警信息发布的平台，气象科普的园地，百姓生活的参考，与公众沟通互动的桥梁。

朽木瞳：
    MAC的化妆技术总监Romero Jennings和设计师Chris Gelinas到FIT来做fashion talk 我们老师让全班同学都报名了 结束以后每个参加的人送了一个化妆包 里面三个随机颜色的口红 同学送了我一个她不喜欢的颜色 现在大家都在疯狂试色和互换色号 [笑cry]
[Technical director of MAC makeup Romero Jennings and designer Chris Gelinas come to FIT for fashion talk we all signed up for the teacher asked the class After everyone who attend send a makeup bag Inside three classmates sent me a random color lipstick she doesnt like the color Now everyone is crazy to try and swap color color number [laugh cry]]

(●ↀωↀ●)✧☑娃妈 ☑LO娘 ☑剑三白帝城 ☑猫控☑吃货☑古风控☑男神❤允浩❤黄靖翔 ☑大白一生挚爱

逃亡者的恰恰：
    酒后给自己煮过两次饺子。一次是清晨，很早很早，宿酒醒来，身体像一个被洗劫过的、湿漉漉的空房间。就有一种劫后余生的快乐，一边煮饺子，一边痛痛快快地大声哭泣，像清晨开来的第一辆洒水车。

结果饺子好吃极了，便十分想去告知某人。想说：饺子真好，可我不太好。想了半天，只是说了一句「新年快乐
[Drink boiled dumplings twice for yourself. One morning, very early, wine woke up, the body like a be ransacked, wet of the empty room. There is a kind of happiness, left side boiled dumplings, simply side and cry loudly, like the morning of the first water sprayer. < br > < br > the dumpling is delicious, it is to want to tell someone. Want to say thats very kind of dumplings, but Im not so good. Think along while, just saying happy New Year]

看着月亮就是看着一切

深圳天气：
    【深圳市台风海马消息】月日时，台风“海马”（强台风级）位于深圳市东南方公里的南海海面，过去一个小时向西北方向移动了公里。预计“海马”将于今天时前后在大亚湾以东附近沿海登陆。日时-日时，我市共有站记录到级以上最大阵风，大鹏新区记录到极大阵风级。预计时-
[Month day, shenzhen typhoon hippocampal news 】 【 typhoon hippocampus (powerful typhoon) located in shenzhen kilometers southeast of the south China sea the sea, past the moving northwest kilometers an hour. Before and after the hippocampus is expected today when landing near daya bay to the east coast. Day, day, zhuhai has stood above level recorded maximum wind, dapeng new record to the maximum wind level. When the expected -]

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大欧洲吐槽君：
    “怎么治邋遢的外国舍友”
[How to cure slovenly foreign roommates]

北美吐槽君旗下频道，专接欧洲吐槽。请发到tucao@mail.dealmoon 绝对保密。 公众号：ouzhoutucao

怀孕育儿一点通：
    【幼儿常见性问题问答】孩子上幼儿园后，两性问题多起来：为什么他们俩亲嘴；为什么爸爸站着尿尿妈妈蹲着；我长大和爸爸（妈妈）结婚好不……在回答孩子性问题时，不光要认真面对，还要有机敏的应变能力，对于一些常见的性问题，还得早点准备像样的草稿。仅供参考！|
[Children in the kindergarten children common problems q&a 】 【 after sex more why both of them a kiss; Why father standing pee mother squat down; I grew up to marry my father (mother) okay... In response to child sexual problems, not only should face earnestly, must have the alert strain capacity, for some common problems, also have to prepare decent early drafts. For reference only! |]

育儿受尽千般苦，养女操碎万般心！淘宝店唯美妈咪韩国孕妇装

汉达诺维齐：
    转自推特--#什么情况#[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]
[From what twitter - # # [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]

NGA守望先锋：
    麦克雷大招不再有骷髅头标记，托比昂大招获得额外点护甲，零件会在平时自动回复，但每个英雄掉落的零件下降至点
[McRae tag, that there shall be no more skulls toby the big point of recruit additional armor, parts will be auto reply at ordinary times, but each hero falling parts fell to a point]

NGA守望先锋社区，最好的守望先锋社区ow.nga

ManUtdspot：
    博格巴 比
[Pogba than]

独立足球评述员 第一时间更新曼联及部分俱乐部重要信息 广告洽谈 商务合作及工作邀约请私信 主攻战术分析 逗逼段子手 兼任微博情感分析师 节操已喂狗

教你看穿男人的心：
    分开以后
我最大的领悟 不是我有多好
也不是你有多坏 而是我看清了自己
更明白了两个人在一起的意义
好的爱情 永远是两个人的努力
而不是一个人的委屈求全！
[< br > my greatest understanding after separately Not how good I < br > or how bad you are But I see myself < br > to better understand the meaning of two people together < br > a good love is always the efforts of the two people < br > instead of a person under duress.]

人在情场，怎能不懂男人的心！爱他，就要了解他！关注@教你看穿男人的心 让你更加了解你的男人！

大爱RunningMan：
    #李光洙#[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]已笑晕在厕所,原来最适合这首歌的是wuli光洙,哈哈哈,节奏感太强烈,[二哈]表情太到位,[二哈]真希望看到光洙亲自唱一下这首歌,自行脑补一波!!![xkl扭][xkl扭][xkl扭]cr tRVKVTcL .
[# # wonderful radio [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] smile dizzy in the toilet, it is most suitable for < apple pen > this song is our wuli light, ha, ha, ha, rhythm is too strong, ha] [two expression is in place, ha] [two really want to see our light in person to sing this song, to imagine a wave!!!!!! [XKL twist] [XKL twist] [XKL twist] cr < running_man_world > tRVKVTcL.]

Running Man陪我们长大，我们陪他们变老。

是女生就要这样屌：
    许多人，你离开他，更像是种解脱。没错，的确会有痛，也有伤害。但从人生的角度来看，这就是放自己一条生路。因为留在这个人身边，你会受伤一辈子。离开了，只是受伤一时。
[Many people, and you leave him, more like a kind of liberation. Yes, indeed there will be a pain, it also hurt. But from the point of view of life, this is his with an open hand. Because stay with this person, you will get hurt. Leave, just injured at the moment.]

真正对你好的人全在细节里@是女生就要这样屌,合作 q

DIY设计家居馆：
    儿童房丨上下铺
[Children room 丨 bunks]

家居砖家一枚，设计五彩人生，没有么么哒(* ￣)(ε￣ *)你又在看我微博。合作QQ

北美时尚快报：
    【吃货】救命！这也太可爱了！韩国 Dunkin Dounts 居然跟我们小时候爱玩的小精灵联手推出这么诱人的甜甜圈，小心脏都要爆炸啦。[舔屏]
[Version help! Its too cute! South Korea Dunkin Dounts incredibly little when I was a child love to play with us with such attractive doughnuts, little heart will explode. [lick screen]]

DealMoon（北美省钱快报）旗下时尚频道。微信公众号：fashionmoon

美食攻略菌：
    这才叫吃饭，请转给身边的吃货宝宝们
[Around this is to have a meal, please to the swathes of babies]

分享美食，分享快乐

改变你的爱情故事：
    “一个人对你的好，并不是立刻就能看到的。因为汹涌而至的爱，来得快去的也快。而真正对你好的人，往往是细水长流。你可能会怪他没有付出真心，但在一天天过日子里，却能感觉到他对你无所不在的关心。好的感情，不是一下子就把你感动晕，而是细水长流的把你宠坏。一辈子很短，有个人陪着真好。”
[A persons good for you, is not immediately can see. Because surge to the love, go too fast. But true to you good people, is often slow. You may blame him not pay sincerely, but in our day, but can feel his concern for you everywhere. Good feelings, not suddenly moved you dizzy, but break your spoil. Life is short, its good to have personal accompany.]

改变人心，影响爱情观的感人爱情故事，感受真爱，请自备纸巾~

幸福的Cookey：
    超想吃中国的羊肉串就来这家餐厅了，和中国不同的是还配了米饭和沙拉青菜。
[Super want to eat mutton string went to the restaurant in China, and China is different with the rice and salad vegetables.]

驍驍暮雨：
    天若有情天亦老，德波尔指导续一秒。
[If the day sentient days also old, DE Boer guide continued for a second.]

驍驍暮雨子規啼 揀盡寒枝不肯栖

各国美食学起来YOU：
    条下厨秘诀，干货满满！厨房小白速度珍藏吧~~
[A cooking recipe, dry! The kitchen small white speed collection ~ ~]

国美食，统统喜欢！请关注@各国美食学起来YOU >>>素材来源互联网，旨在分享

Reds_In_Shanghai_寒羽：
    真的，吹一波塔蜀黍，第一个点球是他的停球，第二个是他的精妙直塞！
[Really, and a wave of sorghum, the first penalty is his ball, the second is his straight fine!]

曼联官方球迷会Reds_in_Shanghai负责人 世事一场大梦，人生几度秋凉。

电影攻略菌：
    为什么你会没有女朋友系列[doge]
[Why are you dont have a girlfriend series [doge]]

向经典致敬！优质电影搜罗！投稿合作 QQ

黝黑旺仔小旺旺：
    和@皮尔逊狂热 一起高雅了一次[嘻嘻]
[Elegant with @ Pearson fever (hee hee) at a time]

在读学生，数据分析的专业😋

Rxec：
    真是奇了怪了、不知不觉又这个点了、就是不困、咋办啊[白眼]
[Is really strange strange, somehow this point again, is not sleepy, what [eyes]]

不喜欢你的人就是不喜欢 别试图拿着树枝去钓鱼 鱼都当你傻逼

起死回生中的时辰：
    越看越觉得我张姐姐世界第一乌次哭西！！！
[More see more think my sister is a world first Ukraine time cry west!!!!!!]

求约稿：服设、立绘、胶带、头像，想参彩插合志。约稿请私信。阿松弹丸无双MHaph封神全职天下三，cp洁癖，板绘水彩马克笔都玩，p站id：

肥猫日本代购：
    ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿最近发现认识的朋友都陆陆续续在结婚生子 再过几年好友圈可能就开始轮流晒孩子了 到时候我如果没有很有钱我可能压力会非常大吧 人家又有家室又有孩子 我有啥 啊
[< < (ᐛ ) _ recently found that friends are coming in to marry and have children In a few years friends circle may start to take turns to bask in children When the time comes I if there is no pressure has a lot of money I could be very big The somebody else is family and have children I have what?]

日常博主 二十一世纪小福星 微博日常微信上新，不用QQ。微信feimao 坚持正品 不买别加！客服在线时间早上～晚上

孙海峰老师：
    在时代互联注册一个域名Sun.Family，交了年的费用元。今天收到注册商来信说后边年要补差价，否则可以放弃域名并退款。——但注册时是明码标价一口气交满了年费用，没有任何地方提到后边年的续费另有溢价啊。这到底是怎么回事，卖出的东西还要跟着之后产品的价格上涨补差价？ @广东时代互联
[In the era of Internet to register a domain name Sun. Family, pay the cost of the years. Letter received today registrar said years behind the difference, otherwise can give up the domain name and a refund. Is plain code marks a price - but when registering at hand in the full year fees, no place is mentioned behind years of renewal and premium. How did this happen, sell things to follow after the prices of products the difference? @ guangdong era of Internet]

深圳大学传播学院@孙海峰 新号