2016年10月22日星期六

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贴吧娘:
    评论里放出你手机相册的第八张照片,你敢吗[doge][doge]
[Comments sent out your phone photo album, you dare? [doge] [doge]]

分享贴吧有趣的东西,欢迎私信投稿

豆瓣说:
    你们都是什么星座的啊[哆啦A梦微笑]
[You are what constellation [doraemon smile]]

嘻嘻

全球奇闻趣事:
    还没睡的在评论里留下你手机号后两位,相同的可以互相勾搭_______[坏笑]
[Havent slept in the comments to leave your phone number after two, the same can hook up... [laugh]]

每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事,欢迎爆料。

宋佳:
    愿你永远拥有不期而遇的温暖和生生不息的希望。嗯。愿每个人,好梦~[微风][微风][微风]
[May you always have unexpected warmth and perennial hope. Well. Wish everyone good dream ~ [wind] [wind] [wind]]

小花

央视新闻:
    【美国驱逐舰擅自进入我西沙领海 中国导弹驱逐舰、护卫舰当即行动!】日,美国海军“迪凯特”号驱逐舰擅自进入我西沙领海。中国海军“广州”号导弹驱逐舰和“洛阳”号导弹护卫舰当即行动,予以警告驱离。国防部新闻发言人吴谦表示,美方派军舰擅自进入中国领海,就是唯恐天下不乱,试图从中渔利。
[[U.S. destroyer trespassing I xisha China of the territorial sea missile destroyers, frigates immediately action!] Us navy destroyer HMS decatur, do STH without authorization to enter my paracel territorial waters. Guangzhou missile destroyers and the Chinese navy missile frigate luoyang immediate action, a warning shall be issued from. Defense ministry spokesman Wu Qian, said the us sent warships to enter Chinas territorial waters, is radical, trying to benefit.]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博,是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

韩国me2day:
    #金韩彬生日快乐# 当盛世繁华遇到青春年少,对舞台的渴望,对音乐的热爱,这个翩翩少年引领着我们迎来了iKON的丰收时间,每一次的成绩都让人骄傲。金韩彬,美好的字眼,代表着新鲜无限的可能性。GET READY? SHOW TIME!未来,我们一路相随!金韩彬,我们的小队,生日快乐![饭制视频]
[# # gold han happy birthday when prosperity prosperous young, the longing for the stage, love of music, the dance to young leading we ushered in the iKON, harvest time, every achievement make people proud. Jin han, good words, representing the fresh infinite possibilities. GET READY? SHOW TIME! In the future, we all along! Jin han, our squad, happy birthday! [video] rice system]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

思想聚焦:
    人生最痛苦的事,莫过于不断努力而梦想永远无法实现,而我们的人生正是如此。令人欣慰的是,我听见时间长廊另一端有个声音说,“也许今天无法实现,明天也不能。重要的是,它在你心里。重要的是,你一直在努力。”———《马丁·路德·金自传》
[The most painful thing in life, is to try and dream will never be able to realize, and our life is so. Thankfully, I heard a voice say time corridor at the other end, perhaps impossible today, nor tomorrow. What is important is that it is in your heart. It is important that you have been working on. - - - the autobiography of Martin Luther King]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

北美吐槽君:
    “你和我聊天,想笑要经过我的同意,你这是不尊重人”
[You and I chat, want to smile to go through my agree, you this is dont respect people]

吐槽请发私信;公众号kissmemouth【商务合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】

吳大偉DvWooooo:
    睡前故事 tRVNlmeA .
[TRVNlmeA bedtime stories.]

朴尔因子护肤品牌 创始人,作者,已出版《这世界,缺你不可》 微信wudaweishiwo 工作邮箱:davidwoostudio@ 朴尔因子:purefactor@

国民老岳父公:
    又到了每年两次的酒鬼歌唱大赛时间#一家五口,黑红灰白丑# tRVNjVlV .
[And two times a year to drunkard singing contest time # family of five, black and gray ugly # tRVNjVlV.]

微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq

噗嗤大叔:
    缺乏安全感是怎样一种体验?
[What is an experience insecurity?]

做科普的。微信号:ouba

刘涛tamia:
    在这个虚幻的世界里感受一点一滴的真实~
[In this fantasy world feel true ~ little by little]

经纪事务请联系:王颖 amethyst@ 宣传事务请联系:曹燕楠 cynre@

黄文煜小盆友:
    早上我去参加朋友的选秀节目被毙了,他们说我拍段子好好的来选秀什么!我现在给大家展示下我的才艺:bbxo跟机械舞!只求大家认真打分!平均分高的话我会让他们打脸[加油] tRVNlWWd .
[Morning I go to friends talent show was dead, they said I make jokes to draft good what! I now to show you my talent bbxo mechanical dance! Grade for all seriously! Average I would let them play face [oil] tRVNlWWd.]

有事找...hwyisluffy@ 我的邮箱!

LOL无双小智:
    终于又回来了!six不six?
[Finally back! Six, the six?]

不以风骚惊天下,但求淫荡动世人! 商务邮箱@qq

MRJ台灣官方:
    杰倫:昨天的答案是 爸 我回來了😆😆接下來這三張照片 第二張跟第三張 各猜一首我的歌😂😂猜對的話我一個禮拜都不出題.....
[杰伦:昨天的答案是 我回来了😆😆接下来这三张照片, dad The second and the third one 各猜一首我的歌😂😂猜对的话我一个礼拜都不出题.....]

周杰倫原創品牌,旗下包含MRJ系列產品,Mr.J餐飲管理,Mr.J數位節目頻道及周杰倫個人發言處

森猪i:
    又大一岁了 现在觉得时间真的过得很快啊 继续加油吧 路还很长呢 继续逗比的 开心的 努力的 为目标奋斗的走下去[嘻嘻][嘻嘻][蛋糕][蛋糕]
[Is a year older again Now feel time really flies Continue to come on come on, now there is still a long way Continue to stir than happy to go for goal (hee hee) [xi xi] [cake] [cake]]

我是跳水菜菜

人民网:
    你每天都会去刷谁的微博?评论里@ TA![抱抱]
[Every day you go to brush who weibo? Comments @ TA! [hug]]

报道全球 传播中国

華研國際音樂北京:
    #田馥甄的日常# 田馥甄 《无用》官方版MV 首播! (分享自 @优酷) tRVNlSP
[# Tian Fu daily # Tian Fu zhen zhen useless official version MV premiere! Share the @ youku tRVNlSP]

華研國際音樂:him.tw

SNH48-李艺彤:
    失去了索尼的我 已经无法从内心笑出来了 你们以后看到的李艺彤的自拍 都是这种淡淡的忧伤
[Lost SONY I have never come out from the heart smile After you see Li Yitong autodyne Is this kind of light sadness]

英俊温柔并且有一点高冷的好人 ins@whitehairpin 合作联系:business@snh - 影视:yingshi@snh 综艺:zongyi@snh

我的女友嘴很贱:
    你好,失眠签到
[Hello, insomnia, sign in]

微博颜值最高博主

马男波杰克Bojack:
    别去打扰那些每次很久都不回你消息的人
[Dont disturb those who every time for a long time didnt message you back]

一个酷字贯穿了我的一生🙃

急诊科女超人于莺:
    电梯里女子阻止抽烟被打那事,换做你是那个女人会怎样?如果是我的话,出电梯,带孩子走楼梯回家。如果家在六层以上的,等下一部电梯。 带着孩子,不跟人渣理论。不带孩子,可能会好声相劝,对方不听,也就算了,对方辱骂,不对骂,赶紧出电梯。希望警方尽快破案,抓到那个人渣!
[Elevator woman stop smoking is that, in you are that woman? If I were you, out of the elevator, take the stairs to go home with children. If the home in more than six layers, such as an elevator. With children, not with scum theory. Counsel without children, it may sound good, the other party didnt listen to, also calculate, the other abuse, dont yell, get off the elevator. Hope the police investigation, as soon as possible to catch the scum!]

道不同不相为谋,不贪图不暧昧,行云流水。

我的前任是极品:
    #前任电台#就现在,截屏看看你的手机电量是多少?
[Former radio # # just now, screenshots and see how much is your cell phone battery?]

【人生在世,总会遇到让你爆表的极品前任!!私信我!晒出那些贱人吧!!】

阿勒泰的李娟:
    中华书局给我出了个骚情记事本。此乃封面暂定稿。我的诗配高非同学的画。漂亮吧?[呲牙][呲牙]。感谢编辑小佩斯。之后还会在中华书局出一本新书,之所以和他们合作很大程度上就是因为他们的书做得漂亮[微风] tRVNlsRs
[Give me a SAO by zhonghua book company notepad. This is a cover for temporary finalized. My poetry with high than classmates. Nice huh? [yi tooth] [yi tooth]. Thanks for editing pace. Later in out a new book by zhonghua book company, and their cooperation is largely because their books done [wind] tRVNlsRs]

此微博内容只是我的博客内容的同步,私信和评论很少浏览。

视角_日本:
    镜头下的日本: 山梨县富士河口湖。摄影by kei
[Under the lens of Japan, yamanashi Fuji river lake. Photography by kei]

知己知彼 。公众订阅号「Japan」

北京阿龙_lis:
    家楼下的肯德基门口一到下班点就有好多摆地摊的小贩儿,今儿看到一位,给我看服了。那小贩儿把三蹦子后头加了个红铁皮柜子,上边喷了仨字“一号店”,柜门一开就在街边卖货,城管来了别的小贩卷包就跑,这小贩儿把铁柜门一锁,坐在三蹦子上假装打电话。
[At KFC door downstairs a vendor to work will have a lot of street vendor, saw a son, give me the suit. The vendor keep the three stepped back with a red iron cabinet, spray the above three words number one, the cupboard door opened on the street selling goods, chengguan to other vendors roll bag and ran, this vendor keep the iron door of cupboard of a lock, sitting on the three stepped pretend to make a phone call.]

工作邮箱luwenlong@sina

季箐:
    这世界上一定有一个人,虽然他属于你的时间很短很少,但你如果想要忘记他,却需要用尽一生。
[There must be a person in the world, although he belongs to you very little time is very short, but if you want to forget him, but need to run out of life.]

愿深情都会被温柔以待。【除非微博私信回复,其余都是骗子】

微博搞笑排行榜:
    如果我是DJ你会爱我吗??
[If Im DJ will you love me??]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

韩国me2day:
    【YouTube】#朴宰范# -#GRAY# 车内热唱!又见社长和山花feel满满的手指尖[爱你] tRVNIFRw
[# # # PiaoZai fan - YouTube 】 【 GRAY# car internal sing < DRIVE >! And President and a mountain of love you [] tRVNIFRw feel full the tips of your fingers]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

韩路-:
    这姑娘,这下够疼的。 tRVNGiU
[The girl, thats enough pain at all. tRVNGiU]

前:汽车之家总编辑,-年。 现:斯帕克科技创始人CEO。公司业务:X兴趣社区,及智能硬件。

一起神回复:
    #神回卧谈会# ???
[# god back into slumber #???]

这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地,请自觉投入你的节操。

陆琪:
    很多时候,你想要的是爱情,别人给你的却是占有。你希望的是长久,别人给你的却是瞬间。你想要的是真实,别人给你的却是谎言。所以,你想要的,和你得到的,完全不同。重点不在于你付出了什么,而是你选择了什么人。受伤害,其实都是因为眼瞎。——陆琪(上帝保佑,大家晚安)
[Most of the time, you want a love, others give you possess. You want is for a long time, the other people give you just a moment. You want is true, others give you just a lie. So, what you want, and you get, is completely different. The point is not what you paid, but what you choose to be a man. Hurt, actually because of blindness. - Liu Qi (god bless, good night)]

工作邀约,请联系:。。知我爱我,罪我笑我,近我忘我,与我何干?

这里是美国:
    When I stand before thee at the days end,Thou shalt see my scars and know that I had my wounds and also my healing.长日尽处,我站在你的面前,你将看到我的伤痕,知道我曾经受伤,也曾经痊愈。——泰戈尔
[, When I stand before thee at the days end Thou shalt see my scars and know that I had my wounds and also my ranging. The long day, I stand in front of you, you will see my scars and know that I have injuries, have recovered. -- tagore]

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治愈系心理学:
    很形象很到位的视频:揭秘大多数人一直单身的真相,最后的话直击内心。[doge] 分享~ #莫名的喜感# tRVUIva
[Very image is very in place of the video reveal most of them have been single truth, last word touches the heart. [doge] share ~ # # to express the happy feeling of tRVUIva]

治愈系,一种平静后舒畅的感觉!情感探讨、文字投稿请私信。图文自网络。

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