“我未成年的时候和男友几乎每天都会啪，成年之后他就再也没碰过我。”
[Almost every day when I was underage and her boyfriend pa, as an adult he never touched me.]
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北美省钱快报：【万能的披萨小哥】岁的奶奶独居在佛罗里达，飓风马修后奶奶家突然停了电，和全家人断了联系！联系当地警察局、消防局也没消息！孙子灵机一动，给奶奶叫了份外卖Pizza，并留言让披萨小哥披萨送到时来个电话。“警察局、消防局都没用，但披萨小哥半个小时就让我听到了奶奶的声音”！[笑cry]ABC News
[【 everything pizza little elder brother 】 - year - old grandmother lived in Florida, hurricane Matthew grandma suddenly stopped electricity, broken links with the family! Contact local police station, fire station and no news! Grandson a brainwave, for grandma called a takeaway Pizza, and leave a message to Pizza Pizza little elder brother to the a phone call. Police station, fire station are useless, but pizza little elder brother half an hour to let I heard the sound of a grandma! [laughing cry] ABC News]
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纯良叫兽：男生们啊还是珍惜那些素颜就能看的女生吧。。[拜拜]
[The boys ah still cherish those without makeup can see the girl.. [bynum]]
关注叫兽 脱离单身 每天好心情 (^o^) YES!搜索公众VX她漫画【biaojie】我会一直陪伴你推广合作加QQ：
中国书画诗词院：『 花开节节高 … 』
[Flower now rising...]
一字一方圆，一笔一江山;一点一春色，一抹一冬寒;一心一世界，一生一百年，中国书画。
热美食：【冒死总结九种终极火锅蘸料配方[舔屏]】种调配，种口味，天冷了，火锅什么的大肆开涮吧~马走，吃火锅的时候总会用得着[二哈][二哈][二哈]#早安#
[The ultimate hot pot die summarized nine dip formulation [lick screen]] kind of deployment, flavours, the day is cold, hot pot or something, poke fun at ~ horse go eat hot pot when you need it to be [two ha] [two ha] [two ha] # # good morning]
手把手教你做美食，做个幸福的吃货
追新番官网：《Chef～三星校餐～》中日双语回：tRVVION [天海祐希小泉孝太郎川口春奈荒川良良池田成志市川shinpe伊藤修子丰原功补友近远藤宪一]
[The Chef to samsung school meals to the bilingual back tRVVION [tianhai archilife Mr Koizumi filial piety aso kawaguchi spring nai arakawa LiangLiang ikeda ChengZhi ichikawa shinpe ITO fix son bbca work friends nearly endo xian a replacement]]
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书画-鉴赏：【 戴胜鸟 …】
[【 hoopoe...]
书画知识与鉴赏
guanyuhan426：到达京都，还是和往常一样，算好了时间按照计划拍到了朝霞，两个我一直想要的角度这也是这次坐夜行的目的，能多一次拍朝霞的机会
[Arrive in Kyoto, still as usual, good time according to the plans for the sunrise, Ive always wanted two Angle, this is also the ZuoYe line can be an opportunity to shoot sunrise]
住在秋叶原旁边的重度中二病患者一枚，loli站长，pc站长，硬件宅，摄影宅，ACG相关的东西都有兴趣，努力学习日语ing...
周群：出发，没有很久不见，却是依然想念，我来了[鲜花]
[, not for a long time not see, but still miss, Im coming [flowers]]
我想长发飘飘温婉清雅立于水中央 结果却是头顶草帽挽着裤脚奔走在大食堂
奏耐天津：#起床签到贴#先起床的，先来打卡签到吧，在床上、上厕所的不算哦！
[Get up # sign in post # get up first, check in first, on the bed, go to the toilet doesnt count!]
【家乡微博】关心都市民生，关注都市发展。【最新、最快、最及时---报道天津的事情】【爱天津的孩纸都在这里！】
笑到你肚子疼：网上看到这个视频：两节干电池让你网速加快倍？[doge]tRtdpdK
[Online to see this video two dry cell let you speed to speed up The Times? [doge] tRtdpdK]
每日奉送各种雷人笑话,欢乐笑不停,h合作扣扣
电影小咖：这精分的演技，太搞笑了！！哈哈哈厉害了我的空姐[笑cry] tRcreSv
[The fine points of acting, too funny!! Ha ha ha much my flight attendant tRcreSv [laugh cry]]
你又来找电影看。合作+Q.Q
内裤都笑松了：跟胡萝卜收割机一个原理的地瓜收割机，看着好爽 tRtaDEqU
[With carrots harvester is a principle of sweet potato harvester, look cool tRtaDEqU]
专业搜索各种搞笑，娱乐，恶搞的微博,投稿合作QQ
痒气美少女：都是亲爹怎么能认输。。。一招制敌[笑cry]
[Are father how can you throw in the towel... A recruit enemies [laugh cry]]
我就是我，颜 射 不一样的我！！广告合作QQ联系：
DIY设计家居馆：台湾高雄一个三口之家，将自家的客厅改造成给女儿的大乐园，沙发电视统统不见了，取代它们的是大餐桌、秋千、钢琴、涂鸦黑板、植物架，变成十分舒适温馨的空间！
[Taiwan kaohsiung, a family of three, will own the sitting room is transformed into her daughters big park, sofa TV all disappeared, replaced by them is a big table, swing, piano, graffiti, blackboard, plant rack, become very comfortable space!]
家居砖家一枚，设计五彩人生，没有么么哒(* ￣)(ε￣ *)你又在看我微博。合作QQ
幸福女人有心计：我就是这么一个,谁对我好我就对谁好。如果你把我当回事，你的事就是我的事。朋友就要真心实意，不只是你会玩心眼。不要太虚伪，谁对我好我知道。我不是没脾气, 只是不轻易发脾气。我可以装傻，但你别以为我真傻。
[I am so a, who I will to who good to me. If you take me seriously, your thing is my thing. Friends will say it honestly, not only will you play minds eye. Dont be too hypocritical, who is good to me, I know. Im not no temper, but not easily loses his temper. I can be dumb, but you dont think Im a fool.]
“ 好老公不会不请自来，财富也不会从天而降，事业更不会凭空而至！【q q】
公安部打四黑除四害：【当你实在扛不住的时候读一遍】①人都是逼出来的；②如果你简单，这个世界就对你简单；③人生没有彩排，每一天都是现场直播；④怀才像怀孕，时间久了会让人看出来；⑤过去酒逢知已千杯少，现在酒逢千杯知已少；⑥人生如果错了方向，停止就是进步；⑦人生两大悲剧：万念俱灰、踌躇满志…更多↓早安！
[[read it again when youre really outweighs 】 () people are forced out; () if you simply, the world is simple for you; () there is no dress rehearsal in life, every day is broadcast live; () carrying just like pregnant, time is long can let a person see out. () the past wine wel know already thousand cups little, now every thousand cups of wine know already less; . Life if the wrong direction, stop is progress. two tragedies in life apathy, full of... Good morning left more!]
打四黑除四害，主要是依法严厉打击从事危害民生违法犯罪活动的黑作坊、黑工厂、黑窝点、黑市场，为民除害，保民平安。人民对美好生活的向往就是我们的奋斗目标。齐心协力打四黑，警民联手除四害！
马汀在德国：西班牙，已经打出了“欢迎难民”的标语…但是你想多了，人家难民说了你自己穷的都尿血了，人家根本不屑，人家只来德国…
[Spain, has played the welcome refugees slogan... But you want to much, the somebody else said yourself poor refugees of all traces, somebody else cared, the somebody else only to Germany...]
Den Stein ins Rollen bringen!
我是种草囤货菌：款敲好吃的麦片，你吃过几款？[馋嘴][馋嘴]
[Knock tasty cereal, have you eaten a few? [available] [available]]
我是种草囤货菌 (｡･ω･) 拔草不吃土，省钱囤好货！ (•́ ₃ •̀)投稿合作联系联系QQ：
一句语录签名：如果有个人对你特别好，请记得千万别把那个人弄丢了。
[If you have personal especially good for you, please remember dont seem to have lost the man.]
热门微博情感榜常驻砖家。一句语录一个签名 总有那么一句说到心里。想要更多签名可以扫我威信公号：y [爱你]（推广合作QQ）
汪星人日记：狗狗的另类装扮，一个个神气十足。。厉害了我的狗[哈哈][doge]#汪星人日记#
[The dogs alternative is dressed up, swaggering.. Much of my dog [ha ha] [doge] journal # # Wang Xing people]
把你所有的心事都告诉我，我虽然不会说，但我听得懂。
BunBunBunBunBunny：诺大的MET里人人都神情凝重的观赏艺术湎怀逝去的文明，只有我一个人买张票专门进来重新看看银器瓷器流流口水[二哈]一没把这套洛可可银器抢出来绝对是我意志力的体现[偷乐]。顺便附上今天走马观花中最喜欢的一幅画，Sargent把垂落的肩带改了真是太可惜了。
[MET was big and everyone look dignified in the main ornamental art of lost civilization, only I a person to buy a ticket special flow come in to see the silver porcelain mouth water [two ha] one didnt snatch the rococo silver absolute is a reflection of my willpower to steal joy. Attach a tour today, by the way the most like a painting, Sargent changed hung aglet is really too bad.]
经常打错字。看书app是kindle。不会回答任何私人问题。谢绝任何形式未经许可转载。私人博，常删文。Keep calm and carry on
bearsun：byebye大不列颠（菜）🇬🇧，估计短期内我也不会再来了[二哈]魔都的胖友们，I will be back[haha]
[Byebye大不列颠（菜）🇬🇧，估计短期内我也不会再来了[二哈]魔都的胖友们，I will be back[haha]]
我不懂摄影，我只是有爱！每天X张照片记录一只叫MOMO的猥琐萨摩狗（&猥琐主人）的点点滴滴，皮埃斯，我已经不是睡神了。。。
写给前任的999封情书：如果一开始你就做好了要离开的准备 那就不该来爱我 不要因为心动 不要因为好感 不要因为想试试 不要因为我对你太好 更不要在不能确定要给我未来的时候 就冲上来爱我 因为我承受不起你突然的离开 明明是你先靠近我的 可是最后舍不得的却是我
[If at first youve got to leave Dont cry because it is my heart that you shouldnt to love Dont cry because it is good Because dont want to try Dont because Im too good for you Not to mention when not sure you want to give me the future Rushed up to love me because I cant afford to you suddenly left Clearly is you close to me first When the last is me]
你不是公主 你是会哭泣的鱼儿。投稿合作 QQ
JoKer874：马上解说第一场，无悬念ssg c[doge]
[First, immediately explanation is no suspense SSG c [doge]]
人民网：连上天班的我！[熊猫][熊猫][熊猫]有没有你？（图：@iPanda熊猫频道 ）
[Even the god of me!!!!!!! [pandas] [pandas] [pandas] have you? Channel (figure @ iPanda panda)]
报道全球 传播中国
潮美妆师：#拿走不谢#最靠谱的化妆品使用心得✔cr：吴琼琼爱画画
[# take x # of most cosmetics use result ✔ cr Wu Qiongqiong love painting]
想打扮的美美哒就来关注 美妆师吧
死胖子王建国：我感到一切都是对的，世上没有矛盾，没有不协调，什么都没有。
[I feel everything is right, there is no conflict, no coordination, nothing at all.]
为人和善，爱咋咋地。
我们天生偏执狂：“留了十年的长发一会儿就能剪完
学了十年的知识一毕业就能忘光
当初爱得死去活来肝肠寸断彻夜难眠的人
或许一觉醒来就再也心动不起来了”
[Left a decade long hair for a while can cut out the < br > knowledge learned ten years a graduate can forget < br > when love dying live deeply grieved sleepless nights < br > may wake up and cant move up]
生来偏执 如何折衷________工作交流请联系QQ
芯話：世界上最恶心的事 就是你看见了一个人虚伪的一面，可是其他人没看见 ，他们以为她就是表面上的那么美好，然后你就变成了其他人眼里的心机婊。[摊手]
[The most disgusting thing in the world Is you see the hypocrisy of one side, but the others didnt see it, they think she is so beautiful on the surface, and then you will become in the eyes of others all Biao. [stand hand]]
关注芯话。句句说到心坎，句句是心声！投稿合作QQ：
书画界：胭脂红釉 创烧于清康熙末年，其中以雍正朝产量最大，质量最精… 更多精彩内容敬请关注：@书画界 #书画知识大全##书画界#文房四宝#
[Carmine red glaze Gen burn in the last years of the reign of emperor kangxi, with the largest output in yongzheng dynasty, the quality is the most pure... More wonderful content attention please @ # painting and calligraphy painting industry knowledge of # # # # painting industry four treasures of the study]
懂生活，是一种艺术，懂书画，是一种艺术 的生活。
运动健身精选：走路不能驼背，要抬头挺胸。一天至少要睡够八小时。无论多晚睡都要洗脸刷牙 要勤洗头，保护好自己手，不吃零食或少吃，骑自行车多跑步。少喝饮料，多喝白开水，多吃水果蔬菜。最重要的是要保持微笑，爱笑的人运气不会太差。好了，是时候改变自己了！
[Walking cant hump, want to hold your head high. Sleep at least eight hours a day. No matter how late are to wash a face to brush ones teeth To frequently wash your hair, protect your hands, do not eat between meals or eat less, ride a bike more than running. Drink less, drink plain boiled water more, eat more fruits and vegetables. The most important thing is to keep a smile, love smile of people not too bad luck. Ok, it is time to change yourself!]
健身微信公众号：msjs 合作微信：jeep 车迷加微信：HCK
掏心話_：听说早安是最深情的问候，晚安是最情长的告白。早安
[Heard that morning is the most affectionate greetings, good night confession the most love is long. Good morning,]
每张图片背后都有一个故事 愿你我都会被温柔以待。
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