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郑渊洁：
#早起的虫子被鸟吃# 现在是年月日清晨点半。现在你为什么醒着？#郑在打卡#
[# # the early worm was the birds eat it is half past (date) (month) (year) in the early morning. Why are you awake now? # # zheng in clock in]

《童话大王》月刊岁了邮局订阅代号－

酒足饭饱勾二嫂：
最大的愿望。[心]
[The biggest wish. [heart]]

正在前往高冷路上的K千足金纯逗逼！好了，就说这么多，多了装高冷就破功了。合作请私信或Q我：

幽灵木偶偶：
我看不懂这张自拍
[I dont understand this]

酒越喝越暖，水越喝越寒。

LOL无双小智：
是时候和大家说这段话了。（如果想看这篇微博，希望给个面子好好看，不断章取义，不一扫而过就瞎评论。避免大家没时间仔细阅读，我提前总结一下内容和思想。一：我的视频更新进入倒计时了。以后能做出让自己满意的视频，我就会更新一部。做不出来，我不会强更，避免影响视频的质量。更新时间不会像过去
[Its time for and everybody said this passage. (if you want to see this weibo, hope to give a face good, not out of context, it was just a blind review. Avoid you dont have time to read it carefully, I summarize the content and thought ahead of time. A my video update entered the countdown. Later can let oneself satisfactory video, I will update a. Do not to come out, I will not strong more, avoid affecting the quality of the video. Update time will not as it used to be]

不以风骚惊天下，但求淫荡动世人！商务邮箱@qq

人民网：
【你真的会“说话”吗？#个沟通技巧#让你更受欢迎】避免打着“为你好”的名义说伤人的话；别人自嘲的时候千万不要附和；开玩笑时掌握分寸……愿你在人际交往中，成就更好的自己[心]
[You really can speak? # # a communication skills make you more popular 】 avoid in the name of hello, said harsh words; When others laugh at themselves, dont echo; A joke when master measured... You would like to in interpersonal interaction, achievements better myself [heart]]

报道全球传播中国

德卡卡了：
不乖，想被喜欢的人训
[Not good, want to be like of the person training]

圈地自萌大学狗爱一切美人不懂礼貌的请勿关注【ins：zeeryuan／合作私信】

暴牙三叔：
看到食物后的反映，哈哈哈，逗死我了
[See food after reflection, ha, ha, ha, tease the hell out of me]

我羡慕我有一口好牙

健身女王范：
最好看的部韩国电影
[The most beautiful south Korean film]

爱健身，爱生活 QQ

潮衣搭配日志：
“如果一样东西你得到了，却觉得不过如此，那么这个想得到其实就是你的欲望，如果一样东西你得到以后依然爱不释手，这才是你真正想要的。”
[If you got one thing, but feel just so so, then this want is your desire, if you get later still hooked something, this is what you really want.]

时尚穿衣搭配

我的电影图解：
别人一问起你，你就和盘托出，你以为这是健谈和热情，其实，这就是孤独。
[Someone asks you, you come, what do you think this is a talkative and enthusiasm, in fact, this is lonely.]

人生漫漫，道远兮。闲暇时我就是你的最佳伴侣，这里各种口味图解都有，Please 抱紧我！！！合作请私信或Q我：

博露齿一笑：
当年的退伍老兵，如今都变成熊了！立正，稍息，收腹。。收啊。。[笑cry] tRctMTZ
[The veterans, now have become a bear! At ease, stand at attention, tighten up the belly. Ah.. [laughing cry] tRctMTZ]

每天更新笑话，喜欢就关注我吧，合作加扣扣

好小孩健康日记：
一位过度肥胖的母亲，三个月减肥二十公斤，母爱永远是伟大的。[心]tRcqgWs
[An obese mother, three months to lose weight kg, a mothers love is always great. [heart] tRcqgWs]

争做健康好小孩！各种健康秘笈欢迎私信艾特~！

这不是历史：
韩国SBS电视台年月探班《东邪西毒》拍摄现场，张国荣、梁朝伟、林青霞、张曼玉、王祖贤、梁家辉、张学友、刘嘉玲等悉数出镜，还有青涩小记者古巨基乱入。那些美好，你们还记得吗？视频戳>> tRqpsjw
[South Koreas SBS television years set east evil west poison the spot, Leslie cheung, Tony leung chiu-wai, brigitte Lin, maggie cheung, joey wong, Tony leung ka-fai, Jacky cheung, carina lau all, small and young reporter disorderly. The good, do you remember? Video poking > > tRqpsjw]

只要你认真，历史不是任人打扮的小姑娘。合作联系QQ：微信公众号：zhebsls

一魔女：
#法国荣耀，跟着瓶子去旅行##朗熙海鲜行# 随遇而安的小镇 🎀🌻
[#法国荣耀，跟着瓶子去旅行##朗熙海鲜行# happy-go-lucky DeXiao Town 🎀🌻]

🍀 海藻植物钙 ~ 重在健康，取于营养！台湾进口 🍀

人气女王说话术：
据说这是找对象的标配：胖配高拽配孬木讷配风骚；娇配躁静配吵胸平配手小；清纯妹配大土豪女汉子配死基佬千年的心机婊配万事都不计较。。。
[It is said that this is the standard to find objects fat with high drag midfield Wooden match coquettish; Jiao with manic static noise Chest flat with small hands; Pure sister big local tyrants Female man worthy to die gay men one thousand Biao all dont care about all things...]

口才并不是一种天赋的才能，它是靠刻苦训练得来的！Q Q

学诚法师：
回复@纸飞机带走童年梦改变从心开始。没办法一口气做到，就慢慢种因结缘，从微渐修。想改变的愿望就是持续不断的动力，勇气则是最好的同伴。@纸飞机带走童年梦老师，我想改变现状，但是没办法跳出来怎么办。
[Reply @ paper airplane take childhood dreams change starting from the heart. Cant breath, slowly because of the Buddhism, from micro gradually. Want to change the dynamics of the wish is continuous, courage is the best partner. @ paper airplane take childhood dream teacher, I want to change the status quo, but cant jump out to do.]

佛教的未来需要靠大家的共同努力.

内裤都笑松了：
太震撼了！！这军训表演也太牛逼了。。。[good][good] tRcWLbS
[So shock!! The military training performance also too cow force... [good] [good] tRcWLbS]

专业搜索各种搞笑，娱乐，恶搞的微博,投稿合作QQ

台北县令：
舞林高手啊这个就有点厉害了！tRcjSRF
[This is a bit much names! tRcjSRF]

朋友是一种渗透，一种信任，一种承诺，一种珍重。真正的朋友就像宝石，珍贵又稀少。虚伪的朋友就像树叶，哪里都找得到。微博只代表个人观点。

改变你的爱情故事：
“那些你一笑他也跟着笑的人，不是傻就是真的很爱你！” “过度考虑别人的感受，其实是对自己的不认同。”
[Those who laugh he followed you laughed, not stupid, is really love you! Too much consider the feelings of others, in fact is to own dont agree with.]

改变人心，影响爱情观的感人爱情故事，感受真爱，请自备纸巾~

大欧洲吐槽君：
“她虽说自己物质，在我看来一点都不，我是继续斗争呢？还是放弃？”
[Although her substance, in my opinion, nothing I am continue to struggle? Or give up?]

北美吐槽君旗下频道，专接欧洲吐槽。请发到tucao@mail.dealmoon 绝对保密。公众号：ouzhoutucao

烘焙很简单YOU：
看完已经忘记它们原本长啥样了···
[Finish see forgot what they looks like the...]

烘焙一族聚集地~~ 零起步学烘焙就关注@烘焙很简单YOU ›››素材来源互联网，旨在分享QQ

SweeeeetMaize：
吃吃喝喝😘
[吃吃喝喝😘]

(｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡BeaUtY

幸福女人有心计：
不要像个落难者，告诉所有人你的不幸。总有一天你会明白，你的委屈要自己消化，你的故事不用逢人就讲起，真正理解的你没有几个，大多数人会站在他们自己的立场，偷看你的笑话。你能做的就是，把秘密藏起来，然后一步一步变得越来越强大。
[Dont like a nomads, tell everyone your misfortune. One day you will understand, you of injustice to digest, your stories dont have to speak to people coming truly understand you do not have a few, most people would stand in their own position, read your jokes. You can do is to hide secret, then step by step is becoming stronger and stronger.]

“ 好老公不会不请自来，财富也不会从天而降，事业更不会凭空而至！【q q】

实用技能酱：
卧槽，这个有点酷，怎么做到的？tRclFi
[Oh my god, its cool, how to do it? tRclFi]

专门搜集生活中的实用小技能、小智慧，为您的生活提供更多帮助与便利。合作qq

评论古今：
我发现，你无话可说的时候就别说话，在你不知如何回答别人的话的时候就保持沉默，这是生活中一个很好的策略。
[I found that you have nothing to say when you dont speak, when you dont know how to answer other peoples words will remain silent, this is a good strategy in the life.]

古今多少事，都付笑谈中（陈博文，文学硕士，保护大熊猫协会理事）微信号：

VK是我：
不删是吧整容怪整得你那么失败底子又差又丑又没钱又要装逼又要周围约炮又骗钱又堕胎车子又没有还要租屋乡下的房子还贴红砖天天带假表装逼澳门输钱没钱还宇宙第一强的垃圾@吴慧婷nicole
[Dont delete is! Cosmetic blame whole get you so failure Foundation is bad and ugly dont have the money and to pack to force Booty call around and cheat money and abortion The car is not even rent a house in the country also put red brick house Every day with fake watch loading force Macao lose money no money is also the first strong @ Wu Huiting nicole]

噢你说我可爱我的确无法反驳你工作微信vickyxoxo 燕窝爱马仕只售正品接受全球验货

坎话：
如果有天我结婚了，不会因为年纪到了，不会因为条件合适，只有一个原因：我们非常非常深爱着对方。
[If one day I married, not because of age, not because conditions are right, just for one reason we are very, very love each other deeply.]

一个懂你的微博，那些说到你心坎里的话。(合作QQ）

写给前任的999封情书：
还好没有一起去过太多地方走过太多路
还好没有一起听过太多歌看过太多电影
还好没有一起吃过太多东西玩过太多游戏
还好没有一起发生太多故事留下太多回忆
其实你也并没有那么好并没有多特别
可是为什么我就是没办法把你忘掉
还他妈的好想你你知不知道
[Still havent been to too many places together so many road ok not heard too much song together Have seen too many movies ok did not eat too much played too many games ok not happen too much story together Left too many memories but you also is not so good and no more special but why I just cant forget you also fucking miss you so much You know not to know]

你不是公主你是会哭泣的鱼儿。投稿合作 QQ

二次元种草机：
我在好几个区都建了小号[哆啦A梦汗]然后每天都上线画符[哆啦A梦汗]然后领悟到一件事情，不是我的号非，而是我的网易帐号就是非的，我的MAC地址是非的，我家ip地址也是非的[拜拜]
[I in several areas built A small [doraemon khan] and then every day online scribbles] [doraemon sweat and then realize one thing, is not my number, but my netease account is, me the MAC address of the wrong, my IP address is also [bynum]]

我没有猫，可我有猫饼啊ヽ( ・∀︎・)ﾉ我吃香菜

纯良叫兽：
「如何勾引你的男朋友？实用技能帖」[色][色]有这样的女票你还把持得住吗？
[How to seduce you boyfriend? Practical skills [color] [color] with the female votes are you holding up?]

关注叫兽脱离单身每天好心情 (^o^) YES!搜索公众VX她漫画【biaojie】我会一直陪伴你推广合作加QQ：

美女总工会：
给自己一个方向，不求地老天荒。给自己一个信仰，不必一路慌张。心安神定，由弱而强。
[Give yourself a direction, not the end of time. Give yourself a belief, neednt hurry all the way. The mind, by the weak and the strong.]

做个美丽、健康、幸福的妹纸！欢迎@投稿

Youngsw：
看了一个乔任梁讲诉他怎么宠爱陈乔恩的视频，哎，可怜了陈乔恩，可惜了乔任梁
[Watched a kimi about how he loved absent so winning qiao en video, alas, poor absent so winning qiao en, its a pity that kimi]

矮穷挫

哲言心语：
我宁愿保持沉默，也不向那些根本不在意我的人诉苦。人的感情就像牙齿，掉了就没了，再装也是假的。哭，就畅快淋漓；笑，就随心所欲；玩，就敞开胸怀；爱，就淋漓尽致；人生，何必扭扭捏捏。生活，何苦畏首畏尾。劳累了，听听音乐；伤心了，侃侃心情；失败了，从头再来；一辈子，需要的就是随性。
[I would rather keep silent, complaining to those who dont care me. Peoples feelings like teeth, dropped and the reload is false. Cry, dripping fun; Smile, it is follow ones inclinations; To play, it is open; Love, is incisively and vividly. Why should life, sweetly. Life, why timid. Tired, listen to music; Sad, see the mood; Fail, start all over again. The rest of my life, need is along with the gender.]