冷笑话精选：
一定都会好的！@一一抵达：会没事的╯▂╰@爱吃croissant的墨墨Everything will be fine[ok]
[Will be ok! @ arrived one by one it will be fine ╯ ▂ ╰ @ love eat croissant ink ink Everything will be fine [ok]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪新闻客户端：
【男子欲#退健身卡遭拒后泼汽油#：你们都跑不掉】近日，江苏扬州的周某在一家健身房办卡后想要退卡，遭到拒绝的周某提着一桶汽油来到健身房，先是将汽油泼到健身房的前台和自己身上，声称：“要把这里一把火点了，这里的人一个都跑不掉！”现场视频↓↓然而事后周某却这样说↓↓tAigntJ
[[man # to return a gym membership was rejected after pouring gasoline # you can not run away 】 recently, yangzhou, jiangsu province of the weekend in a gym to retire after card card, rejected some carrying a bucket of gasoline to the gym, first spilled gasoline at the front desk and myself to the gym, said to make a point here, all the people here a run not to drop! The scene video left left after the weekend, however, left left tAigntJ said so]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【妻子和情人进树林约会 男子拎铁管冲了进去】安徽男子王某发现妻子孙某与男子李某关系亲密。得知妻子与李某在一处偏僻的道路边相会，与是带了一根铁管事先埋伏在附近，将李某殴打后离开现场↓↓李某与孙某骑车准备住进宾馆，然而第二天李某的尸体却出现在马路边。咋回事？案件详情↓↓...全文： m.weibo
[【 wife and lover man went in carrying iron pipe into the woods date 】 anhui man found his wife wang mou that sun li mou relationship with men. Learned that his wife met li mou on a remote road, and took an iron pipe is ambush in the vicinity, in advance will leave site left left li mou and li mou after beating sun cycling and intends to stay in the hotel, but the next day li mou body appeared in the street. What happened? The case details left left... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪汽车：
#汽车黑科技##发现新人设#超级有趣的汽车发明大盘点[并不简单]，你最喜欢哪一个？ tAigaJy
[# auto black couple set up science and technology # # # super large inventory interesting automobile [] are not simple, which one do you like best? tAigaJy]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
南方都市报：
【#数学老师用爱情讲函数# 学生：认识更深刻了[笑cry]】日，山东济南，数学老师苏晓虎给初二上数学课。他把难懂的函数结合爱情观进行讲述，让学生既理解了函数x、y之间的关系，又对青春期的敏感话题进行合理引导，课堂上爆笑连连。梨视频tAigQBuzu
[【 # # the math teacher use love to speak function student know deeper [laugh cry]], jinan, shandong province math teacher Su Xiaohu give have math. He combine to understand the function of love story, let the students not only understand the function relation between x, y, and guide the sensitive topic of puberty in a reasonable manner, joke in the class. Pear video tAigQBuzu]
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冷笑话精选：
一切都会没事的[ok]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪新闻客户端：
【#英国三成小学生认为奶牛下鸡蛋#[费解]】近日，英国一项对名到岁小学生的调查显示，三分之一的人认为鸡蛋是奶牛下的，三分之二的人不知道金枪鱼是鱼。英国营养基金会年还对名儿童进行了另一项调查，逾三成认为奶酪来源于植物，而西红柿长在地里。你小时候还有过什么新奇的想法？...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # eggs under British thirty percent students think cows [difficult]] recently, a UK, according to a survey of age pupils to one third of the people think that eggs are cows, two-thirds of the people dont know is tuna fish. The British nutrition foundation year also to another survey, children more than thirty percent think the cheese is derived from plants, and the tomato long in the field. There are any novel idea when you were young? . The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#未安装ETC车辆不欢迎使用高速#？厦门收费站：已撤】月日，有网友发现，厦门高速收费站悬挂了标语“未安装ETC、不响应国家号召的车辆，不欢迎使用高速公路”， 引发网友热议。记者联系了挂出横幅的福建省泉厦高速公路管理有限公司，收费部主任黄富森表示，收到市民反馈后，第二天下午就将这条横...全文： m.weibo
[The # not installed ETC vehicles do not welcome using high-speed #? xiamen toll gates had taken] month day, some netizens found that xiamen expressway toll station hung a slogan not installed ETC, dont respond to a nation called on the vehicle, not welcome to use the highway, netizens. Reporter contacted hung banners springs of fuzhou in fujian province expressway management co., LTD., charging said Huang Fusen, director of the department, after receiving the citizen feedback, the second day afternoon will the cross... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
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#热卡说#
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tAigErRax
[Bank of China said # hot card # < br > love driving car card five rights to upgrade! < br > the application and consumption quota which give driving services, < br > and free car wash + roadside service package, < br > class consumption up to RMB yuan cash back at gas stations, installment fee discount, < br > < br > the old and new customers consumption standard, the credit card value-added services, comprehensive insurance you < br > in my heart, your safety is more important than anything! < br > tAigErRax]
中国银行信用卡发卡周年！环球精彩，一卡尽享！刷中行信用卡，带你去环游！信用卡积分不够用每月官微组团购！积分抢兑，不敢相信的礼品！官微游戏，点到手指抽筋！境外返现，海淘优惠，折扣点赞点赞点赞！
当当创始人李国庆：
#早晚读书# “寻找最美声音”评选启动，希望能让更多的人参与到读书、讲书的队伍中，为收听者留下精神大餐。投稿参与“寻找最美声音”评选，有机会赢取丰厚奖金，并在早晚读书APP上展示个人声音作品。点击以下链接，选择讲稿→录制文件→发送至邮箱zaowandushu@ 即可参与。详情戳：...全文： m.weibo
[# # reading the selection start looking for the most beautiful sound in the morning and evening, hope to let more people to participate in the book to read, speak, leave mental feast for listeners. Contribute to participate in the selection, to find the most beautiful voice has a chance to win a lucrative bonuses, and in the morning and evening reading APP show individual voice work. Click the following link, select notes to record file, sent to the mailbox zaowandushu @ can participate in. Details stamp... The full text m. eibo]
我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵
汽车之家：
#家家新闻#【售.-.万 捷途X揽岳版上市】月日，捷途官方宣布捷途X .T DCT揽岳版上市，新车共推出款车型，售价区间为.-.万元。新车定位于.T动力版本的顶配车型，提供座车型可选，传动系统换装了速双离合变速箱。
tAigIfU
[# # every news 【 sales. - wan jie road X LAN yue version listed 】 month day, jie road officially express way x. T DCT LAN yue version listed, new car launch model, price range for. -. Ten thousand yuan. Located in new car. T dynamic version of the top models, provide models for optional, change the speed dual-clutch gearbox transmission system. < br > tAigIfU]
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CSDN：
#区块链大本营#想要把元的单片机改成以太坊节点，你觉得可能嘛？tAigIflq 点开此文，交你简简单单步get到新技能
[Base # # block chain want to yuan of SCM into the etheric fang nodes, you can feel? TAigIflq PM on this step you simply get to new skills]
专业的中文 IT 技术社区，与千万技术人共成长。
优酷：
#卢世瑜下线# 陆文昔@李一桐Q 错失出宫时机，导致父亲陆英干扰国典闯大祸，皇帝怒不可斥迁怒卢世瑜，萧定权@罗晋 立即认罪保恩师，卢世瑜@演员王劲松 却赶来典礼上守护太子直接自杀……自杀了？？？！最亲近的老师，最爱的人，他都失去了。事已至此，所有人悲痛之余，都在等待#萧定权反击# 吧。
[# # Lu Shiyu logoff lofven yesterday @ Li Yitong Q missed out of the house time, lead to father Chinese elder herb interference typical disaster countries, spent much of the emperor anger angry Lu Shiyu, Xiao Ding right @ Luo Jin immediately pleaded guilty to protect a mentor, Lu Shiyu @ actor wang jinsong directly suicide came to the ceremony to protect the prince... Suicide??? ! Closest to the teacher, favorite people, he is lost. Its no use crying over spilt milk., all sorrow, is waiting for # # Xiao Ding right back. ]
冷笑话精选：
有点可爱@妙有妙有妙有好可爱！@_贰浅哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@伯劳可 后座的朋友们大家好！ tAigPEi @风韵犹存的老富婆天使的小翅膀[doge]
[A little cute @ wonderful have a clever so cute! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ @ _ two shallow shrike backseat friends everybody is good! Shapely still tAigPEi @ old women small angel wings [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
南方都市报：
【令人作呕！#火锅店老鼠爬橱窗啃食牛肉# 市监局：已查封停业】月日，广东汕头，市民爆料，一牛肉火锅店惊现老鼠，啃食橱窗内展示的鲜肉。工商局回应：经核查该店食品卫生存在不规范问题，已被查封，责令停业。目前案件正在进一步调查中。 @封面视频 tAigmoCq
[【 disgusting! Eating beef # # hotpot restaurant mouse climb window city bureau sealed closed] month day, guangdong shantou, citizens, a beef hotpot restaurant near mice, eating meat shop window display. Industrial and commercial bureau response after check the store food hygiene nonstandard problems, has been sealed, the closure. The case is under further investigation. @ cover video tAigmoCq]
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