2019年12月25日星期三

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    关于前任。男生问一个问题,女生来回答一下 _________________________________ ​​​
[About the former. Boy asked a question, the girl to answer the _________________________________]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

新浪汽车:
    是骡子是马,拉上高原溜溜!从来都不缺话题的哈弗轰九,实际到底什么水平?[doge]#大V侃车#
[Is the mule is horse, walk on the plateau! Never lacks topics harvard boom nine, actually what level? [doge] # # V kan car]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

冷笑话精选:
    可不么@Blind_busy_all_day害
[Dont @ Blind_busy_all_day harm]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪新闻客户端:
    【泪目!父亲去世年 #八哥鸟记得过世主人声音#[心]】近日,安徽合肥的申女士在短视频平台发布了一则视频。申女士的父亲去世年了,他喂养长大的八哥鸟格林今年也已经岁了,它渐渐忘记了申女士父亲教过的很多东西,但依然记得他夸奖自己的声音。它忘记了很多东西,但家人的爱,它一直记得……...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 tears eyes! Father died years # # starlings remember deceased owner sound [heart]] recently, the anhui hefei ms shen has released a video in a short video platform. Ms shens father died years, he grew up to feed the starlings green has years old this year, it gradually forgotten ms father taught a lot of things, but I still remember he praised his own voice. It forgot a lot of things, but the family love, it always remember... . The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【#陕西继母虐童案生父获刑三年# 继母已判年】月日,针对陕西渭南继母虐童案,法院作出一审判决。受害人鹏鹏(化名)生父赵某因虐待罪、遗弃罪,被判刑三年。年,鹏鹏被因继母长期虐待殴打,呈植物人状态。年,继母获刑年。鹏鹏代理律师称,孩子仍处于深度昏迷状态。...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # shaanxi stepmother abuse father sentenced to three years # stepmother has been sentenced to years] month, according to shaanxi weinan stepmother abuse, court of first instance verdict. The victim peng peng (a pseudonym) father zhao mou for the crime of abuse, abandonment, was sentenced to three years. Years, peng peng beaten by because stepmother abused for a long time, in a vegetative state. Years, stepmother in prison. Peng peng the attorney said, the child is still in the coma. . The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

易信easyMarkets:
    Xmas~~[圣诞老人][圣诞老人][圣诞老人][圣诞老人]🎅
[Xmas ~ ~ [Santa Claus] [Santa Claus] [Santa Claus] [Santa Claus] 🎅]

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MIUI:
    [米奇比心][钢铁侠][冰雪奇缘艾莎]迪士尼授权主题全场折扣!转发抽送随机迪士尼周边福袋啦![憧憬]
[[mickey than heart] [iron man] [ice colors aisha] Disney authorized subject full discount! Forward pumping random around Disney goody bag! [hope]]

MIUI米柚,AI加持的全面屏系统。

新摄影网:
    “CFexpress存储卡”不是“CF存储卡”
[CFexpress memory card is not CF memory card]

全球影像资讯、数码相机新闻、实用摄影教程...

24小时新闻:
    【#小学生偷跑出校拦车去孤儿院# 机智的哥巧安慰护孩子平安】月日,陕西西安一名小女孩拦出租车,称要去最近的孤儿院。司机扈师傅觉得不对劲,但女孩什么都不说,扈师傅随即报警。扈师傅称,女孩母亲告诉民警,孩子因为没写完作业怕被批评,所以偷偷跑出了学校。目前,小女孩已被家人领回。 ...全文: m.weibo ​
[[# # pupils to steal ran out of the school pulled up to the orphanage wit, his brother qiao comfort care children peace] month day, xi an, a little girl flag down a taxi said want to go to the nearest orphanages. Driver wanted teacher think thats wrong, but the girl say nothing, wanted the master immediately report to the police. Wanted the master said, the girls mother told police, children finish the homework because no afraid of being criticized, so secretly ran out of the school. At present, the little girl has brought by the family. . The full text m. eibo]

最新、最快新闻视频

知乎:
    每一个老人都是一本很大的书。

来自知友【殷守甫】 ​

[Every man is a great book. < br > < br > from acquaintances YanShouFu 】 【]

有问题 上知乎

CSDN:
    #CSDN博文精选# 《【图解】什么是拥塞控制,这应该是把拥塞控制讲的最好的文章了》tAikgdXO 大家可能都听说过拥塞控制和流量控制,想必也有一些人可能还分不清拥塞控制和流量控制,进而把他们当作一回事。拥塞控制和流量控制虽然采取的动作很相似,但拥塞控制与网络的拥堵情况相关联,而流...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # CSDN post featured the graphic 】 【 what is congestion control, and this should be the congestion control of the best articles tAikgdXO you may have heard of congestion control and flow control, surely there are also some people may also cannot distinguish congestion control and flow control, and then put them as the same thing. Congestion control and flow control though the action taken is very similar, but congestion control associated with the network congestion, and flow... The full text m. eibo]

专业的中文 IT 技术社区,与千万技术人共成长。

东方航空:
    【国内首家完成!🎉】东航技术成功自主完成BNG飞机拨叉深度修理工作,成为国内首家完成该项目的航空MRO。 ​
[China Eastern airlines domestic first complete! 🎉 】 【 technology successful independent depth of BNG fork aircraft repair work, become the first domestic aviation MRO to fulfill the project. ​]

中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海,是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年,以原东航集团公司为主体,在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合,东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主,通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。

元气满满新沐瞳:
    [馋嘴]@搜狗输入法@搜狗输入法 恭喜@快手 和@春晚 正式官宣![挤眼]这样的喜气我们也来沾一沾,红包加码,福气加倍!转发并评论本条微博, 月日,我们也加码抽出位幸运粉丝送出元红包🧧红包领到飞起,生活到起飞!#快手春晚发亿#
[[available] @ sogou input method @ sogou input method congratulations @ quickly and @ gala official officer xuan! [eye] so happy we are to be stained with a touch of red envelope overweight, double blessing! Forward and comment on this weibo, June , we are also overweight 🧧 filled out a lucky fans send yuan to fly up, life to take off! Send $# # well quickly Spring Festival gala]

凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航 心向往之,行必能至。

优酷:
    恭喜@朱小猪的家 名用户获得【朱一龙签名照】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公示链接:tAikgcHl
[Congratulations @ zhu pig home users get [autographed Zhu Yilong]. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tAikgcHl]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    岛国家长写给孩子的信,这样的圣诞礼物也很暖心啊[給你小心心] ​
[Island a letter from parents to children, such a Christmas gift is also very warm heart [give you heart carefully]]

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