2019年12月24日星期二

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优酷:
    #狄仁杰客串大明风华# 太子@连冠华 狄仁杰上身。一语点醒天真太孙@朱亚文 。用自己脑袋当赌约看似是爷孙之情,实则为君臣之间性命攸关之事。真的太过凶险!tAikEltpb ​
[# production guest daming elegance # @ prince even guanhua production. A language points to wake a grandson to the naive @ ya wen zhu. With his head looks like when bet ye sun of love, but as a matter of manner lives at stake. Really too dangerous! tAikEltpb]

新浪新闻客户端:
    【#杭州男子当街追打女生# 市民劝阻反遭骂】月日,浙江杭州一男子当街追打女子,监控中女子哭喊声很大。市民上前去制止时,男子说:“你报警好了。” 监控显示,女子在多个路口被该男子踢打,甚至暴力掌掴,均未还手。月日,杭州滨江警方介入调查。@新京报我们视频 tAikEWkH ​
[The man chased the girl this street # # hangzhou citizens to dissuade thwarted scold 】 month day, a man chased down this street woman in hangzhou, zhejiang province, monitoring the woman cries a lot. Residents to stop when the man said you call the police. Monitoring shows that the woman was the man kicking in multiple intersections, even violent slap, failed to strike back. June , hangzhou binjiang police investigation. @ Beijing news we video tAikEWkH]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈哈哈@颜文字君过于真实[doge]@然后下面就没了没毛病@水晶男孩鸡大帅哈哈哈哈厕所排位@金芒老师哈哈哈哈哈哈恍恍惚惚@吃不胖的小哈哈哈哈哈哈真实
[Ha ha ha ha ha @ performing word jun too authentic [doge] @ then there is nothing wrong with below did not have chicken prince ha ha ha ha @ crystal boy toilet position @ gold awn teacher ha ha ha ha ha ha drifted off @ small ha ha ha ha ha ha really eat not fat]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

顶尖设计:
    #造片计划# 第期

线上手机摄影展,根据主题在评论、私信或加话题晒出照片并留下手机型号,后天会整理优秀照片作品发微博进行展览。 ​​​​

[Made plans # # the first phase of the < br > < br > online mobile phone photography, according to the theme in the comments, messages, or subject of the photo and leave a phone models, the day after tomorrow will be collated tweeting in the show excellent pictures. ​​​​]

职业搬砖,业余设计。

南方都市报:
    【浙江一#独居大爷种菜偷偷送邻居#:想认识大家,增加邻里感情】年月日,浙江宁波一社区多家住户称在家门口收到一筐蔬菜。社区工作人员找到了送菜者是岁的徐师傅,他称自己独居,想把种的菜分享给大家,增加邻里感情,城里不像农村,以前住农村邻里之间都熟悉。@点赞Video ...全文: m.weibo ​
[The zhejiang a # # alone big ye vegetables secretly sent her neighbor, want to know you, increase the neighborhood relationship] (date) (month) (year), ningbo, zhejiang province more than a community homes said at home received a basket of vegetables. Community workers found sending food is old xu teacher, he said he live alone, want to share the kind of food for everyone, increase the neighborhood relationship, not like the countryside, the city used to live in the countryside are familiar with the neighborhood. @ thumb up Video... The full text m. eibo]

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    预告今晚分互动题目:”哪句广告词一改编,瞬间变的很沙雕”。(本条预告分钟后删除) ​​​​
[Forecast tonight in interactive questions what the slogan a adaptation, instantly become very sand sculpture. (this article forecast minutes remove)]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

优酷:
    #大明风华真香# 赵王@栾元晖 欲背后捅刀汉王@俞灏明 ,“被害人”汉王找上门却装傻充愣,怎能不挨打?赵汉兄弟要反目了?上优酷,看大明一探究竟!tAikETqNN ​
[# # daming elegance sweet prince of zhao @ $Luan CDH hanwang @ aunt yu to stab the knife, the victim hanwang but you play the fool fully distracted, cannot fail to beat? Han zao brothers want to quarrel? On youku, daming! tAikETqNN]

冷笑话精选:
    可可爱爱[熊猫]@Crystal_Shine哈哈哈,这应该是南方的熊猫第一次见雪❄️没错了,现在我可算明白什么是“憨态可掬”啦~[熊猫]@杰可铭南方的熊[喵喵]@___body像极了南方人第一次见到雪
[Can be lovely love panda @ Crystal_Shine ha ha ha, this should be the southern panda first saw snow ❄ ️ yes, now I can understand what is panda ~ [pandas] @ JieKeMing south bear [meow] @ ___body like southerners see snow for the first time]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪新闻客户端:
    【#云南面包车坠入山谷人遇难# 事故原因调查中】据昭通市政府通报,月日点分左右,一辆车牌号为云APK的微型面包车(核载人,实载人)行驶至昭通市巧家县小河镇拖车村老伙房社小梁子路段时坠入山谷,造成车上人遇难。 目前,死者善后、家属安抚、事故原因调查等工作正有序开展之中。(昭...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # # vans fall in yunnan valley people have been killed in the cause of the accident investigation] according to zhaotong city government bulletin, dotted around February nd, a license plate number for the cloud of the APK minibus (nuclear manned, real manned) driving to zhaotong city qiaojia county river town trailer village old kitchen small issue stretch into the valley, killing people on. At present, the problems arising from the dead, families calm, such as the cause of the accident investigation work is orderly. (zhao... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

新浪汽车:
    #新车# 新高尔夫GTI路试谍照曝光,搭.T引擎造型更运动。随着第代高尔夫的首发亮相,其更为运动的GTI版本车型也将推出,近日该车出现在海外市场进行路试,预计将在年完成发布工作。 ​
[# # the new golf GTI new car road test photos exposure,. T engine model more movement. As the first generation of golfs starting appearance, its version of GTI models also will launch more movement, has the vehicle road test in overseas markets, is expected to be released in years to complete work. ​]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

卢健生:
    鲜榨番石榴汁 好喝到爆! tAikENQEe tRvXMP tAikENmwU ​
[Fresh guava juice drink to explode! TAikENQEe tRvXMP tAikENmwU]

Z CAM 首席执行官

刘彦斌:
    我的微博,我想说什么说什么,只要不犯法就行,你爱听不听! ​
[My weibo, I want to say what say what, just dont break the law, you dont like to listen to! ​]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    今晚再听一次👉tEhaTRE ​
[Listen to again tonight 👉 tEhaTRE]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

刘彦斌:
    我昨天说的话,可能今天就改动,因为盘势变了! ​
[I said yesterday, may change today, because the potential changed! ​]

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