2019年12月29日星期日

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽:
    真实@某沅不加糖szd tAiFaeH
[Real @ one yuan without sugar SZD tAiFaeH]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

冷笑话精选:
    @爸妈@行为艺术bo @TFBOYS-易烊千玺@-YEVING@ 某某某[猪头]@-南极小馄饨-@林俊杰
[Bo @ @ parents @ behavior art TFBOYS Jackson @ - YEVING @ XXX [head] @ - small wonton at the South Pole - @ jj Lin]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    #脑洞os# 一个词来形容你的[doge]你会用什么 ​
[# imagination os# a word to describe your [doge] what will you use]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    #长期使用智能产品将大幅提高猫智商#,有生之年竟然能看到猫聚在一起开会,虽然不知道看它们在商量怎么取代我该不该开心......tAiFSaJOz ​
[IQ # long-term use of intelligent products will significantly improve the cat #, as long as can see the cat get together a meeting, although I dont know to see if they are discussing how to replace I should be happy... tAiFSaJOz]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

元气满满新沐瞳:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航

微博搞笑排行榜:
    女生步入中年,有哪些表现
________________________________ ​​​​

[Girls middle age, what are the performance < br > ________________________________]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

优酷:
    #大明风华# 小酷本以为#俞灏明棺材吻# 已经有够硬核了,还是输给了你们老朱家塑料兄弟[跪了]闹小脾气的汉王被钉进棺材里,太子赵王不搭把手救救也就罢了还叫回了哭丧的人?实乃生命不能承受之手足情[笑哭]tAiFoEFxf ​
[# # # daming elegance small cool thought that aunt yu coffin kiss # have hardcore enough, or you lost to zhu family of plastic brothers] [kneeling make small temper hanwang nail into the coffin, crown prince of zhao does not help a hand also just call back to the sad person? Are the brotherhood of unbearable tAiFoEFxf [laugh cry]]

新浪汽车:
    #老司机课堂# 给年轻的司机上一课。[二哈] tAiFoEFIu ​
[Old driver class # # to young driver a lesson. [two ha] tAiFoEFIu]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

汽车之家:
    #夜福利#【自带强大气场 雷克萨斯LM】 ​
[Welfare # # night [bring powerful current lexus LM 】]

汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台,为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务,助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能,建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈,建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈,正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车,都回汽车之家。

新浪新闻客户端:
    #枕边时刻#女生化妆最难的一步到底是哪一步呢? ​
[# # pillow moment what girls make up the most difficult step? ​]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

维维任意门:
    你们的小梅阿姨来了
#维维任意门[超话]# tRWJvL ​

[Your aunt xiaomei to < br > # d d [ultra words] # tRWJvL any door]

以吃喝玩乐为生的仙女✨ 商务联络微信:XYF

冷笑话精选:
    来艾特出那个你想和ta一起跨年的人吧 ​
[To ai ask the person who you want to cross with ta]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪新闻客户端:
    【真·大户人家!#东北人在室外冻上万个饺子# 南方人:[费解][费解][费解]】近日,黑龙江鹤岗,一户人家在室外冻了一地饺子的视频走红。拍摄者称,包了上万个饺子,因家里人口多,请了近名亲朋帮忙,用了约斤面粉,多元的肉,什么馅都有,一个冬天就吃没了。tAiFIDSv ​
[【 was a large house. # # the northeast people in frozen tens of thousands of outdoor dumplings southerners [difficult] [difficult] [difficult]] recently, the heilongjiang hegang, one family in the outdoor space dumplings frozen a video. The photographer, according to package the tens of thousands of dumplings, because of the large population in the home, please close family and help, about jin with flour, meat, multivariate what filling all have, have no a winter. tAiFIDSv]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

东方航空:
    [话筒][话筒][话筒]【出行提示】关于月日上海浦东国际机场部分东航出港航班预计登机时间提前的通知 ​​​
[[microphone] [microphone] [microphone] travel tips on February nd part of the China Eastern airlines departing flights in Shanghai pudong international airport boarding time is expected to advance notice]

中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海,是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年,以原东航集团公司为主体,在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合,东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主,通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。

优酷:
    啊!!小酷要报警了!!这里有两个人明目张胆秀恩爱!而且在朱棣@王学圻 面前还这样,谢恩就谢恩嘛~乱发什么糖!!不过?你们俩到底什么时候大婚?!!#朱亚文壁咚汤唯# tAiFoNXkR ​
[Ah!!!!! Small and cool to call the police!!!!! There are two obvious affection! And also in front of zhu di @ wang xueqi, shane is shane ~ loose hair what sugar!!!!! Though? When the two of you what wedding? !!!!! # # dong tang ya wen zhu wall tAiFoNXkR]

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