小野妹子学吐槽：
每次科颜氏拍出来的刘昊然都太绝了太绝了！我就是哥哥手里的高保湿霜！！让我来保护哥哥的肌肤屏障！！
[Each branch YanShi of Liu Haoran is absolutely too perfect! My brother is in high moisturizing cream!!!! Let my brother to protect skin barrier!!!!!]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
微博搞笑排行榜：
[doge]@B·eata虽然母胎单身，但这不妨碍我们成为一个感情专家[摊手]@二七成长日记回答了好多问题，让我有种批奏折的感觉[doge]虽然母胎单身哈哈哈哈哈哈哈嗝
[[doge] @ b. eata although the mothers womb, single, but it does not hinder us to become a relationship expert [stand hand] @ erqi diary answered many questions, let me have a batch of the feeling of the throne [doge] although the mothers womb, single ha ha ha ha ha ha ha belch]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
南方都市报：
【中国留学生多伦多猝死，房内现数百个空“笑气”罐！有人吸后失禁】月日，外交部领事司官方公众号发布消息提醒留学生“笑气”滥用危害。提醒称，今年以来，驻多伦多总领馆已接获多个关于“笑气”领保案件报告，其中涉及一起中国留学生猝死案例。虽然该案尸检报告尚未出炉，但办案警察曾明确表示，...全文： m.weibo
[【 Chinese students in Toronto, sudden death, the room is now hundreds of empty laughing gas jar! Someone suck incontinence 】 after month, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs consular authorities have issued a message to remind students laughing gas public, damage caused by misuse. Warned that since this year, the Chinese consulate general in Toronto have received multiple report on laughing gas consular protection cases, involving Chinese students in sudden death cases together. Although the case autopsy report has not been released, but the police handling the case had made it clear that... The full text m. eibo]
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青年时报：
【#巴黎圣母院一半概率无法挽救#！主教：脚手架或压塌拱顶】据美联社日报道，目前巴黎圣母院的脚手架正威胁着其三个拱顶。圣母院主教称有%的可能无法完全挽救圣母院，只有安全挪走这万节脚手架，年才能开始重修工作。因为尚在修复，圣母院年来首次取消平安夜弥撒。tAikeGkt
[The probability cannot save # # Notre Dame DE Paris half! Bishop scaffolding or collapsing the vault 】 according to the Associated Press reported, the Notre Dame DE Paris scaffolding are threatening the three vaults. Notre Dame in Notre Dame DE with % bishop said may not be able to save completely, only security removed this section scaffolding, years to start repairing work. Because it is in the repair, for the first time in Notre Dame years cancel Christmas Eve mass. tAikeGkt]
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但斌：
回复@孙兆雷_[赞]@孙兆雷_如果没有对企业，尤其是伟大企业深度的洞察力及强大的韧性，在投资过程中难关和困境根本过不去。
[Reply @ Sun Zhaolei _ [who] @ Sun Zhaolei _ if not for the enterprise, especially the great depth of insight and strong toughness, the difficulties in the process of investment and trouble.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
回复@登高望远可以看老酒价格，囤的少才值钱，都不喝价格自然低。老酒价格比较客观！@登高望远回复@但斌喝肯定有，但喝掉多还是被渠道转移后屯起来的多有数据吗？
[Reply @ can been alcohol prices, hoarding of worth less, dont drink natural low price. Adopt the price more objective! @ drink must have been reply @ but bin, but drink more than the channel after the transfer of the chariot up much of the data?]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
回复@MR宋琨[作揖][握手]@MR宋琨[赞][赞]我辈投资者内心精准剖析[赞][赞]
[Shake hands reply @ MR Song Kun [bowing] [] @ MR Song Kun [who] [who] investors like us accurate analysis [who] [who]]
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青年时报：
【#围裙大妈舞蹈室外蹭课#走红 网友夸赞：跳得真好[中国赞]】近日，一网友在舞蹈室外拍下了有趣的一幕。一群女子在舞蹈室内跳舞，一名大妈则在门外跟着她们一起跳。视频中，大妈能跟上室内女子的舞步，网友纷纷表示：她的梦想可能是舞蹈家。 （星视频）tAikrEc
[【 # # apron Boyle dance outdoor feral popular Internet users praise its good to jump praise [China]] recently, a netizen in the dance of interesting outdoor scene. A group of womens dance in the dance room, an aunt is outside dance along with them. Video, Boyle can keep up with the indoor woman steps, netizens have said her dream may be a dancer. (video) tAikrEc]
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柳州公安：
【扫黑除恶“百日追逃”目标在逃人员到案率超七成】记者日从全国扫黑办获悉，自月日全国扫黑办部署扫黑除恶“百日追逃”行动以来，百日期限已经过半，追逃工作取得重大阶段性战果。截至月日，全国已有名涉黑涉恶目标在逃人员到案，到案率为.%。其中，首批名A级通缉令通缉在逃人员到...全文： m.weibo
[【 anti-triad putting the one hundred - day pursuit goal to present himself rate is over seventy percent at large personnel 】 day, reporters learned from the national anti-triad do, since the date of the anti-triad do deployment anti-triad putting the pursuit one hundred days since the one hundred - day deadline has been more than half, pursuit work with major stage success. By the end of month, the national famous police evil goal at large personnel as accomplices, present himself at a rate of. %. Among them, the first class A warrant wanted fugitive personnel to... The full text m. eibo]
需要报案或者其他危急情况请直接拨打“”！举报网络不良信息请@柳州网警巡查执法！
但斌：
@时光荏苒刘角度不一样思考不一样收益也不一样。关键抓住要领大局观长远观[嘻嘻][good][摊手][赞啊][威武][作揖]
[@ time flies liu Angle different thinking different income is different also. Key to seize the main point of perspective view of long term [xi xi] [good] [stand hand] o [who] [power] [bowing]]
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但斌：
@老曾阿牛[good][good]
[@ old had pig [good] [good]]
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青年时报：
【#今天日偏食# 全中国都能看到！】今天中午我国全境都可以观测到不同程度的#日偏食#，越往南太阳被“吃掉”的程度也越大。今天时分左右开始，月亮半影进入我国西藏阿里，而后扫过中国全境，我国均可看到不同程度的日偏食，海南效果最好！你想看吗？（提示：观测日食时一定要注意安全，必须借助滤...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # a partial solar eclipse today the whole of China can see! At noon today in our country all can be observed in different degrees of # # a partial solar eclipse, the south of the sun by the greater eat. Today night about began, and the moon penumbra into Chinas Tibet ali, and then swept across China, our country all can see the different degrees of partial solar eclipse, hainan effect is best! Do you want to see? (hint solar eclipse when must pay attention to safety, must use the filter... The full text m. eibo]
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但斌：
@AllenC确实，我可能在小县城维护次序[哈哈]@股道热肠也感恩邓公，没有他，我们依然在万古长夜！
[@ AllenC indeed, I may be in a small county town maintenance orderha ha @ good Joe fields is also thankful deng, without him, we are still in the night of all ages!]
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汽车之家：
#停车打卡#小而精致，它会是你的选择么？
[Parking clock # # small and delicate, it will be your choice?]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
新浪新闻客户端：
他说，历史是人民创造的！
他说，世界是你们的，也是我们的，但是归根结底是你们的！
他说，一切反动派都是纸老虎！
他说，人民万岁！
……
今天，#毛主席诞辰周年#…
转发，致敬！[心]tRpqNnXt
[He said, history is created by the people! < br > he said, the world is yours, also is our, but in the end is you! < br > and he said, all reactionaries are paper tigers! < br > and he said, long live the people! < br >... < br > today, # chairman MAOs birth anniversary of the #... < br > forward, salute! TRpqNnXt [heart]]
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