冷笑话精选：
害真挺像 @Tiger公子是我，摘掉眼镜进入人畜不分状态@万事屋纸纸酱？？？？哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈怎么回事[允悲]@晚安的哈哈哈该哈哈哈啊哈哈漂亮鸟我笑死
[Really like @ Tiger childe is me, take off glasses into human and animal regardless of @ all the house of paper paper jam?????? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha what happened [allow sad] @ night ha ha ha ha ha ha mew ahaha beautiful bird me laugh to death]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
知乎：
「给自己一些时间，慢慢来。」
[Give yourself some time, take your time.]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【桂林#初中女生被同学猜拳扇耳光# 警方已介入调查[怒]】 月日，广西桂林，有几段“校园欺凌”视频在网络传播并引发关注。视频中一名女孩遭到多名同龄女孩欺辱和殴打。期间受害者曾被要求玩“石头剪刀布”的游戏，输了就被狠打耳光。知情人称事发在桂林一小区，受害者和施暴方都是某中学初一学生。...全文： m.weibo
[【 guilin # junior high school classmate mora girls were slapped # police have investigated [anger]] month day, guangxi guilin, there are some bullying video in the network transmission and cause concern. Video showing a girl by a number of the same age girl bullied and beaten. During the victim was asked to play the game rock-paper-scissors, lost just been slapped. Person said a residential area in guilin the incident, the victims and violence are a junior middle school students. . The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#骗子被民警怼后主动退钱# ：现在没事了吧，大哥】日，武汉，农民工被电诈分子骗走余元。民警拨通骗子电话：这是农民工过年带回家的工资，立刻把钱退回来，否则后果自负！骗子见事态严重，将钱退还，还不忘问一句：现在没事了吧，大哥？目前，案件正在进一步办理中。 @平安武汉 ...全文： m.weibo
[【 # cheat by police after Dui active refund # its all right now, the eldest brother 】, wuhan, migrant workers is cheated by electric fraud molecules yu yuan. Police called liar this is the wages of migrant workers for the holiday home, come back the money immediately, otherwise the consequence is proud! Cheater see the gravity of the situation, return money, dont forget to ask now its all right, brother? At present, the cases are dealt with in the further. @ wuhan peace... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
猫扑：
#一个人如何花式过节#？三个年轻人昨晚直播卖故事，观众花一块钱就能听，结果东北话版恐怖故事最好卖。有网友说，说好的平安夜居然变成了万圣节。昨晚你是怎么过的？tAikdwr
[# # how a person fancy holidays? Three young men live sell story last night, the audience can listen to spend a dollar, result the northeast words version horror stories best. Some netizens said, said good night turns into a Halloween. How do you last night? tAikdwr]
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热点新闻：
【险些失明！#岁女童频繁揉眼揉烂角膜# 】湖北武汉，岁女孩琛琛经常揉眼，最近眼睛发红、眼屎特别多。家人送医检查发现，孩子角膜竟出现了一块溃烂，时间长了可能失明！医生介绍，儿童幼年发育时易出现倒睫毛，孩子因倒睫毛不舒服而频繁揉眼，容易导致角膜溃疡，其过程非常隐蔽。家长需留心！ ...全文： m.weibo
[【 nearly blind! # # years old girls often knead knead eye bad cornea] hubei wuhan, year old girl had had often rub eyes, red eyes, much gum recently. Family hospital inspection, found that children of the cornea unexpectedly appeared a canker, after a long time may be blind! Doctor, when children youth development easy appear inverted eyelashes, kids frequently because of the inverted eyelashes uncomfortable rub eyes, easy to cause corneal ulcer, the process is very subtle. Parents need to pay attention! . The full text m. eibo]
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柳州公安：
【公安部：“云剑”行动以来抓获.万名电诈嫌疑人】 月日，公安部刑事侦查局局长刘忠义表示，自“云剑”行动开展以来，全国电信网络诈骗案件破案数大幅上升，共破案.万起，同比上升.%。全国抓获电信网络诈骗嫌疑人数同比大幅上升，共抓获嫌疑人.万名，同比上升.%。共累计止付冻结涉案...全文： m.weibo
[Captured since the Ministry of Public Security, YunJian action. , electric cheat suspect 】 month day, director of the Ministry of Public Security criminal took zhong-yi liu said that since the YunJian action for the national telecom network fraud cases investigation number soared, solve. Wan, rose. %. The capture of the telecom network suspected fraud Numbers have risen sharply, compared to the same total captured suspects. Name, rose. %. Cumulative total freeze the to stop... The full text m. eibo]
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平安北京：
【就在本周六！号线东延、八通线南延开通试运营】号线东延、八通线南延两段地铁新线将于本周六（日）开通试运营。（来源：@北京日报）
[The line in this Saturday! South east extension, metro batong line open trial operation 】 line south east extension, metro batong line two subway line will open a trial operation on Saturday (day). (source @ Beijing daily)]
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汽车之家：
#家家新闻#【穿透市场链条 探秘宝马背后的增长逻辑】巅峰的对决更加胶着而残酷。豪华市场中，BBA之间的市场争夺战一直激烈异常，而全球销量贡献度达成左右的中国市场，更是其必争之地。近日，随着月销量出炉，宝马当月及-月累计销量再次位列豪华品牌榜首。如果在后续一个月的冲刺中能稳定发挥，...全文： m.weibo
[# # every news [through the growth of the road behind BMW market chain logic 】 the top more conglutination and cruel. In the luxury market, have been fierce market battle between BBA, and global sales of the left-right contribution to the Chinese market, but also its importance. Recently, as the month sales volume, BMW and - month accumulative total sales during the month once again top the top luxury brand. If a month later on sprint can keep steady,... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
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#小N监控室#【#广州现无人贩卖机售烟#！未成年人能轻松买烟，相关部门：严厉查处】近日，有网友向小N监控室爆料，广州白云区江夏村新投放了一批无人贩卖机，除了常见的零食和水，还有十几种不同品牌的香烟，未成年人可通过扫码轻松选购。黄石市场监督管理所联同广州市烟草局白云分局组织执法人员前往现...全文： m.weibo
[# # # N monitoring room [guangzhou now no vending machines to dispense #! Minors can easily buy smoke, relevant departments investigated 】 recently, some netizens to N reports coming from the control room, the guangzhou baiyun district JiangXia Village newly introduced a batch of unmanned vending machines, in addition to the popular snacks and water, there are dozens of different brands of cigarettes, minors can sweep through code easily choose and buy. Yellowstone market supervision and management in conjunction with the core positions in guangzhou baiyun branch organization law enforcement officers to now... The full text m. eibo]
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柳州公安：
【几个菜啊？车还挂在前进档，#醉汉踩着刹车在路中睡小时#[衰]】月日，山东日照一后小伙将车停路中睡熟，怎么喊都没有反应。交警打开车门叫醒小伙，不料车突然向前移动，交警连忙冲进车内拉手刹。原来小伙醉酒后挂着D档，踩着刹车睡了两小时，以为已到家了。经查，该小伙涉嫌酒驾。 ...全文： m.weibo
[【 a few dishes? Also hanging in the forward, # drunk stepped on the brake in the way of sleeping hours # [failure]] month day, shandong rizhao guy pulled up after a fall asleep in the road, how to call all have no reaction. Traffic police wake guy opens the door, only to suddenly move forward, the traffic police hurriedly rushed into the car shake handshandle brake. Old chap drunken hung D, stepped on the brake to sleep for two hours, thought has got home. After check, the guy suspicion of drunken driving. . The full text m. eibo]
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【ProGrade Digital CFexpress B型存储卡即将上市销售】其中，Gold系列CFexpress B型存储卡提供GB、GB、GB以及TB容量可选，售价分别为美元、美元、美元以及美元。此外，Cobalt系列提供GB以及GB可选，其中GB售价美元。详情：tAikdn
[【 ProGrade Digital CFexpress type B memory card upcoming sales] among them, the Gold series CFexpress type B memory card provides GB, GB, GB and optional TB capacity, $$$, respectively, and the dollar. In addition, the Cobalt series provide GB GB and optional, including GB $. Details tAikdn]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【#后女生立遗嘱将房产留给闺蜜#：父母缺的是关爱】#你啥看法#在中华遗嘱库上海登记中心，年出生的王俞（化名）在遗嘱写道，若自己去世后，将自己的一套房产留给自己最信任的朋友。“我希望如果我发生意外她能够去我爸妈家看看他们。”王俞说，她是独生女，父母缺的是关爱。...全文： m.weibo
[[# after girls will to girlfriends # property parents need care 】 # # what you think in the Chinese library registration center in Shanghai, born in the year of the Wang Yu (a pseudonym), writes in his will, if they are dead, will own a property for themselves the most trusted friends. I hope that if I had a accident she can go to my parents house to see them. Wang Yu said, she is only child, parents need care. . The full text m. eibo]
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柳州公安：
【#万以下常住人口城市取消落户限制#】今日中共中央办公厅、国务院办公厅印发了关于促进劳动力和人才社会性流动体制机制改革的意见，并发出通知全面取消城区常住人口万以下的城市落户限制，全面放宽城区常住人口万至万的大城市落户条件。 tAikdEVD
[[# # all the following out limitation in the population of permanent residents in city 】 todays general office of the central committee of the communist party of China, issued by The General Office of the State Council on promoting the opinions of the labor and personnel system of social mobility mechanism reform, and issued a notice to cancel comprehensive urban resident population settled in to the city below limit, extending the citys permanent population than to than in big cities. tAikdEVD]
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新浪汽车：
#新车情报局# 【奥迪新款A 搭.T引擎配V轻混系统】一组奥迪新款A TFSI实拍曝光，新车海外售价,欧元（约.万人民币）起，此外加入了V轻混系统，车身具有四种驾驶模式。动力方面，新车搭载.T涡轮增压发动机+V轻混系统，最大功率可达kW，峰值扭矩N.m，传动系统匹配速双离合...全文： m.weibo
[# # new intelligence engine with the new audi. A T V light mixed system 】 A set of new audi A TFSI film exposure, new car price abroad, the euro (jn. Yuan), also joined the V light mixed system, body has four types of driving mode. Turbo engine power, new car pick up. T + V light mixed system, the most powerful to kW, N.m peak torque, dual-clutch transmission system matching speed... The full text m. eibo]
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