青年时报：
#景区卖热水供游客泼水成冰#【一壶热水元！吉林雾凇岛一大叔卖热水供游客“泼水成冰”】近日，吉林省吉林市雾凇岛银装素裹，吸引了许多游客前来游玩。一位摊贩大叔以元一壶的价格，售热水供游客体验“泼水成冰”。他表示，一天需要烧斤水，每天约有百余名游客来玩这个项目。有南方游客表示，第一...全文： m.weibo
[# scenic area to sell hot water for tourists pour water into ice # 【 jilin rime island a pot of hot water dollars! Uncle a sell hot water for tourists pour water into ice) recently, the jilin province jilin rime island white and attracted many tourists to come and visit. An uncle vendors to yuan a jug of price, sale of hot water for tourists experience pour water into ice. One day, he says, need water burning jin, about hundreds of thousands of visitors every day to play in this program. There are southern tourists said, the first... The full text m. eibo]
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柳州公安：
【女孩坐火车离家去找网友，竟谎称被父亲猥亵】近日，重庆开往吉林k次列车上，乘警发现一岁重庆女孩离家出走。女孩说自己遭到父亲猥亵，乘车想去投奔吉林的网友。受家属委托，重庆警方赶到沈阳站接走女孩。经警方调查，猥亵不属实，女孩也承认自己说谎了。tAikUcOZe
[The girl on the train home to find a net friend, was that the father obscene 】 recently, chongqing train bound for jilin k times, police found old chongqing girl away from home. Girl said she was father obscene, it want to go to jilin net friend. Authorized by family members, chongqing police rushed to the shenyang station away girl. After the police investigation, obscene untrue, girl also admitted he lied. tAikUcOZe]
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小野妹子学吐槽：
#爱豆帮你还倍花呗#她来了，她来了，她带着花呗走来了！她来了，她来了，她脚踏祥云走来了，郑爽郑爽欢迎你，百倍帮还快到我这里#郑爽新年祝福打call#
[# # love beans help you times also spend bai she comes, she comes, she took bai is coming! She comes, she comes, she foot xiangyun is coming, Zheng Shuang Zheng Shuang welcome you, one hundred times faster help play call# # Zheng Shuang New Year greeting to me]
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冷笑话精选：
年底什么最值得期待？当然是#聚划算百亿补贴#尖货表！补贴价好物爆款，万人预定绝不踩雷！仅剩天不到，别怪我没提醒你，元城野医生爽肤水、的iPhone、买CK香水不是哪里都有！！！快去加购→tAiFzgOXm #百亿补贴#
[At the end of the most anticipated? Of course is worthwhile billions subsidies # # pointed goods table! Subsidies, price good hot style, ten thousand people due to not trample ray! Last day, dont blame me not remind you, yuan city wild doctor toner, iPhone, buy CK perfume not where have!!!!!! To go to the purchased tAiFzgOXm # # billions subsidies]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#肖央催眠小S# 在#花花万物# 节目中@肖央 自曝是二级催眠师,现场就给@小S 催眠,小S当场失控痛哭😭,催眠的魔力真的这么大吗?tAiFQovy
[Small S # # xiao hypnosis @ in the # # all flower show xiao is revealing the secondary hypnotist, give @ small S hypnosis, small S out of control on the spot 😭 cry and hypnotic magic really so big? tAiFQovy]
微博星座：
【#好运# 跨年上线啦[中国赞]】 你过得怎么样呢？当初的计划完成了吗？心愿实现了吗？想知道你的又将会过得怎么样吗？[馋嘴]来许愿&畅谈你的和吧~还能看到最全最专业的星座大V分析整年运势哦！只要动动手指带上话题词#好运#发博，即可参与活动~~ [太开心][太开心]
[The New Year good luck # # online! Praise [China]] have you been? The original plan to finish? The desire to achieve? Want to know you and will be doing? [available] come & talk your vows and most complete ~ also can see the most professional sign big V analysis of luck all the year round! As long as the move finger words bring good luck inscription # # hair, to participate in the activities ~ ~ [quite happy] [quite happy]]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【#见义勇为者赵宇开店拍段子# 从被拘到获表彰变得更谨慎】年月，赵宇因在福州施救即将被侵害女子致施暴者重伤被拘，错过儿子出生。年月，他领到“见义勇为先进分子”荣誉，并迎来儿子周岁生日，“就像是一个重生”。现在的赵宇，回老家哈尔滨开起便利店，偶尔拍拍搞笑段子。...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # the hero pianfeng open a shop making jokes in recognition from the detention to become more cautious 】, pianfeng for rescue is the infringement in fuzhou woman serious injury was detained on the perpetrator, miss son was born. Advanced years, he received a molecular honor, and for son birthday, like a rebirth. Now pianfeng, leave hometown Harbin convenience store, occasionally patted funny jokes. . The full text m. eibo]
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青年时报：
【致敬：谢谢你们，白衣天使！[心]】他们常常披星戴月，早出晚归；他们白班夜班轮转，作息没有规律；他们总是超负荷工作，却有时换来打骂羞辱…他们是“白衣天使”，也是平凡的普通人。即将过去，在年，医者继续守护生命，让我们来守护医者。tAiFlamkx
[[salute thank you, angel! [heart]] they often travel day and night, the maximum; They work days night shift rotation, work and rest not regularly; They always work overtime, but sometimes beat and scold for shame... They are a white angel, also is the ordinary people. Is in the past, in years, doctors continue to protect life, let us protect the healer. tAiFlamkx]
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微博搞笑排行榜：
女生买买买的理由有哪些！那个好用，买！这个便宜，买！只要是我没有的，都要买！要想买了不心疼，只有聚划算可以帮你了！#聚划算百亿补贴#看看这张正品大牌尖货表，有没有看中的低价好物？我已入手了一瓶的SK神仙水 [ok]一起来tAiFzgOXm #百亿补贴#
[Girls to buy buy buy what reason! That good, buy! This cheap, buy! As long as it is I dont have to buy! If you want to buy a dont love dearly, only offer can help you! # # getting billions subsidies to see this Zhang Zhengpin big goods table, seen in low price good? I have to start with a bottle of SK fairy water [ok] to tAiFzgOXm # # billions subsidies]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
优酷：
#朱棣是个狼人# #大明风华# 谁最狠？是霸气全开守卫疆土的皇帝，也是刀子嘴豆腐心的长辈，这一票小编要投给比狠再狠“一点”的朱棣
[# zhu di is a werewolf # # # daming elegance and who is the most malicious? Is domineering full open guards the territory of the emperor, as well as more bark than bite elders, small make up to the ticket to zhu di than malicious malicious a little again]
南方都市报：
【医生躲避患者袭击致其骨折，被羁一年后改判无罪！正申请国家赔偿】年月日，患者叶某某因未带现金到诊所结账，与诊所医生王某某发生争执厮打，在被他人劝离诊所十余分钟后，再次从诊所院外小跑冲向该医生，欲提脚飞踹。王某某侧身躲闪并用手甩开叶某某的腿，致叶某某倒地砸在他人的电动车上，左...全文： m.weibo
[【 doctor to avoid attacks to the patients with fracture, is where a year later commuted innocence! Is application for state compensation] (date) (month) (year), leaf so-and-so for failing to take cash to the clinic patients with invoicing, arguing with clinic doctor wang mou a scuffle, after being advised from the clinic more than minutes, again from outside trotting rushed to the doctor, hospital clinic to lift the foot fly kick. Wang mou a sideways dodge behind leaf so-and-sos legs, with the hand to leaf so-and-so down on other peoples electric vehicle, the left... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪汽车：
#出行生活# 还好有墙，不然肯定就掉下去了。。。 tAiFQKcEt
[# # travel life also has a wall, or certainly will fall... tAiFQKcEt]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
东方航空：
【拿奖到手软的】国务院国资委庆祝新中国成立周年央企故事大赛获奖结果揭晓，东航集团《爱的守护》从个参赛作品中脱颖而出，获得一等奖，并作为十个优秀作品之一赴国资委进行现场展演🎉
[State-owned Assets Supervision and Administration Commission of the State Council award to be 】 【 celebrates the anniversary of the founding of new China state story contest winners announced the results, China Eastern airlines group guardian of love emerge from a competition, won the first prize, and one of the ten outstanding works to the state-owned assets supervision and administration on the scene performance 🎉]
中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海，是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年，以原东航集团公司为主体，在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合，东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主，通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。
小野妹子学吐槽：
蒜苔炒肉！@全速踩档位：西红柿炒鸡蛋！@我的邻居派大星：鱼香肉丝@孤僻又奇怪的人：辣椒炒肉@这次一定能瘦下来呀：青椒肉丝@暖小团：酱茄子
[Garlic moss fry meat! @ at full speed on gear scrambled egg with tomato. @ my neighbors sent great stars braised pork @ withdrawn strange man again pepper Fried meat @ this time will be able to slim down ah green pepper shredded meat @ warm small group sauce eggplant]
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冷笑话精选：
压垮树的一定不是本宝宝[熊猫]@我家小梦今天翻我牌了吗真是个学技术的活@番茄酱玉米真是个粘人的小妖精@日落云熙把树压垮了就跑~哈哈
[Crush of the tree is not the baby panda] [@ my small dream today through my card it is a learning technology of live @ ketchup corn was a clingy goblins @ sunset YunXi crush tree ran ~ ha ha]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
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