冷笑话精选：
原来这个是鹦鹉[允悲]@太皇太后您有喜啦我马！！！@我的父母是个奇葩可爱！！马了！！@文科班校花酱马了@吃不胖的小好可爱，马了@黄濑濑濑濑我先马了@乳不贫何以平天下马了！！@大猪蹄子研究所喜欢了！！马一下！！@簌新转发微博
[This is the parrot [allow sad] queen @ so you have my horse!!!!!! @ my parents is a wonderful work cute!!!!! A horse!! @ arts class beauty queen sauce horse @ eat little good lovely, not fat horse @ yellow dalai dalai dalai dalai I first horse @ milk not lean how flat the world horse!! @ big pig hoof institute like!! A horse!!!!! @ Su new forwarding microblogging]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
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【视频网站推出超前点播 会员遭遇二次收费】如今随着会联网的普及，人们越来越倾向于网络来观看视频，为了能看到更多的视频资源，也愿意花钱成为会员。可最近一部电视剧的热播却让VIP会员也变得“卑微”，充了VIP还要花钱看视频，只能超前点播才能看最新的视频。网友纷纷表示：我这个会员身份也不再高...全文： m.weibo
[Members introduced advanced vod (video site a secondary charge 】 now with the popularity of will be connected to the Internet, people tend to be more and more network to watch the video, in order to see more video resources, also are willing to pay to become a member. But recent hit TV let VIP member also become humble, see the video, the extra cost for filling the VIP can only see the latest advance on demand video. Netizens have said I this membership is no longer high... The full text m. eibo]
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知乎：
#知乎#「追星是一种怎样的体验？」活动火热进行中，
星河浩瀚，我不是为山海，为你而来。
有人说，「一个理科生，居然写了很多知乎回答。」
有人说，「为了爱豆我居然做出了人生中的第一款游戏。」
还有人说，「北漂之后，爱豆让我由消极变得乐观。」
大概，热爱可抵岁月漫长。
孤单的路上，谢谢有...全文： m.weibo
[# # zhihu make track for a star is a what kind of experience? Activity going on, < br > vast Milky Way, I am not for mountain, for you. < br > somebody said, a school of science living, wrote many zhihu answer. < br > somebody said, I had made a life for love beans in the first game. < br > others said, after the north drift, let me love beans by negative become positive. < br > maybe, love is worth the years long. < br > alone on the way, thank you have... The full text m. eibo]
有问题 上知乎
小野妹子学吐槽：
冷酷无情@妹妹qnq：后妈一样@我命令你跟我恋爱：不怎么样@全速踩档位：没让我死@绝密未公開患者情報X：穷追猛打
[Ruthless @ sister QNQ stepmother @ I command you fall in love with me not good @ at full speed on gear dont let me die @ patients with secret undisclosed information X the lions]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
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【#四川眉山挖出古墓#：一对 “金童玉女”看守门户】月日，四川眉山仁寿县鸭池乡一高速路施工处发现一座古墓，这座墓葬外观精美，色彩丰富，引来附近村民围观。四川省文物考古部门已派员赶到现场，考古工作正在进行中。tAikVmON
[[# # sichuan meishan dug tomb a pair of gold to keep the portal] month day, meishan, sichuan renshou duck pool township an expressway ShiGongChu found a tomb, the tomb beautiful shape, rich colors, draw near the villagers gathered. Sichuan province cultural relic archaeology department has arrived on the scene to send, archaeological work is in progress. tAikVmON]
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猫扑：
【泪目！#军犬患癌离世兵哥哥痛哭送别#[泪]】军犬“五一”年仅两岁半，却不幸患上癌症。“只要有一丝希望，我绝不放弃！”教练队班长叶怀斌带它四处求医，做了四次手术，但癌细胞还是转移了…病症无法治愈，为了减轻它的痛苦，大家决定为它“安乐”。那一刻，叶怀斌痛得撕心裂肺。tAikIPJz...全文： m.weibo
[【 tears eye! # dogs cancer death soldier brother cry farewell # [tears]] dogs 五一” was only two and a half years old, but unfortunately cancer. As long as there is a glimmer of hope, I will never give up! Coach team monitor Ye Huaibin seek treatment with it, had four times surgery, but the cancer or... Illness cannot be cured, in order to relieve the pain of it, we decided to happiness it. At that moment, Ye Huaibin tore heart crack lung pain. TAikIPJz... The full text m. eibo]
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青年时报：
包装实用方法...以后给朋友小礼物我也可以包得很上档次了！（全球大百科）tAiDgkhs
[Packaging utility methods... After the small gift to a friend I can also very grade! TAiDgkhs encyclopedia of (global)]
新闻热线： 工作沟通、广告合作请联系：（微信同号）
新浪汽车：
#汽车周边# 拉斯维加斯的整体改装氛围和改装车的数量是全球独一无二的，近距离欣赏一下改车大神们的作品！ tAikIQLc
[# # cars around Las Vegas as a whole the number of modified atmosphere and hot-rod is the worlds unique, close to enjoy the car instead of the great god works! tAikIQLc]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：
年日本驻华公使暴毙旅馆之中是自杀还是刺杀？案件疑点重重，多方势力盘踞其中，真相还未浮出水面，却又响起枪声。上海火车北站，人头攢动之中白衣男子遇刺身亡，他是谁？刺杀者是谁？他的死亡又会引发怎样的余波？#刺客令##北站疑云#每周六优酷上线。
tAikIIwOE
[In Japans minister of sudden death hotels suicide or kill? Case is dubious, various forces entrenched among them, the truth has not yet emerged, but sounded gunfire. Shanghai north train station, packed in white man was assassinated, who is he? Who is the man? The aftermath of his death will trigger? # assassin to # # # north station eyebrows every Saturday youku online. < br > tAikIIwOE]
冷笑话精选：
教你用记号笔几笔写出一个好看的福字！再过不久过年就可以用得上了，学起来！[ok][憧憬]
[Teach you how to use marker pen a few pen to write a nice everyone! Soon, you can use the New Year, learn together! [ok] [hope]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
柳州公安：
【沙雕系列！男子#半夜报警称有蛇钻进裤裆# 看消防未找到又改称做噩梦[衰]】日凌晨，杭州富阳消防接到报警，一名男子称有蛇钻进了自己的裤裆。消防中队派名消防员赴现场处置，反复检查也没发现蛇。男子从床上爬起后也没发现，竟称可能是自己做噩梦。网友：沙雕又来冲业绩了！ ...全文： m.weibo
[The sand sculpture series! Man drilling crotch # # police said the snakes in the middle of the night to see fire fighting is not found and renamed nightmares [failure]], in the morning, hangzhou fuyang receiving the fire alarm, a man said with a snake went into his crotch. Fire squadron sent firefighters to the scene disposal, double checking didnt also found a snake. Man has not found after climb up from the bed, unexpectedly say could be his nightmares. Net friend sand sculpture to impact performance again! . The full text m. eibo]
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ZAKER：
【Model 明年降到万？官方：怎么我都不知道？】 据相关报道，特斯拉正在考虑明年将国产 Model 的价格下调 ％，目的是为了与中国本土车型进行竞争。 tAikIWdpU
[【 Model next year to wan? Official how dont I know? According to reports, tesla is considering next year will cut the price of domestic Model by %, the purpose is to compete with China domestic models. tAikIWdpU]
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【全球首枚以透明度为主要评价指标的人工角膜在青下线】月日，全球第一枚以透明率为主要评价指标的人工角膜在青岛正式下线，标志着我国人工角膜研发和应用技术走在了世界最前列。人工角膜不仅可使患者在术后达到治愈脱盲的效果，看起事物来也更加透明清晰。 tAikUiGv
[The global first transparency as the main evaluation index of artificial cornea in green logoff 】 month day, the worlds first medal in a transparent rate as the main evaluation index of artificial cornea officially rolled off the production line in Qingdao, marked the our country artificial cornea research and development and application technology in the top in the world the most. Not only can make the artificial cornea were cured after surgery to achieve the effect of the literacy, to look things also more transparent and clear. tAikUiGv]
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南方都市报：
【#岁男孩带岁女孩私奔#：想去开理发店】日，江西上饶岁男孩王某，不远千里来到陕西汉中，带岁女网友私奔。女孩父母发现后报警，两人在候车室被民警拦下。王某说，女孩曾多次抱怨父母，又学过理发，于是想带她回老家开理发店。tAikIKSD
[【 # # years old boy with old girl eloped want to open a barber shop 】, shangrao in jiangxi province old boy wang mou, miles in hanzhong city in shaanxi province, with age female net friend to elope. Girls parents found that after the alarm, two people in the waiting room was stopped by police. Said wang mou, the girl has repeatedly complained that their parents, learned a haircut, so want to take her home to open a barber shop. tAikIKSD]
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汽车之家：
#家家选车导购#【合资车型入围 -万热销纯电动车盘点】此前我们盘点了-万级别的热销纯电动车，由于这个售价区间是主力区间，所以不妨我们再针对-万级别的热销车型进行一次盘点，丰富一下潜在消费者的备选车型列表。tAikIWuuh
[# # every car ride (joint venture models for thousands of sell like hot cakes of pure electric vehicle inventory 】 after our inventory - all levels of the sell like hot cakes of pure electric vehicles, with the price range is main interval, so might as well lets go on - all levels of the hot selling models for an inventory, a rich list of alternative models of potential consumers. tAikIWuuh]
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