冷笑话精选：
拜托了！🙏@安素云的微博昵称上岸上岸拜托啦
[Come on! 🙏 @ AnSuYun weibo nickname come ashore ashore]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
巴曙松：
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[Share photos]
金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
猫扑：
#致哥们女友怀孕被打骨折#【致哥们女友怀孕还想用钱解决 男子被打趴钞票散落一地】近日，日本一男子意外发现他的女友和自己的好兄弟发生关系，不小心怀孕。知道此事后他愤怒不已，但还是决定与对方好好谈谈。没想到自己的好兄弟却强调，是女方“合意”才做的，还强调事情可以“用钱解决”。男子因此愤...全文： m.weibo
[# # to the elder brothers girlfriend pregnant by fracture [elder brothers girlfriend pregnant also wants to use money to solve man was beat notes scattered 】 recently, a Japanese man accidentally found his girlfriend in a relationship and own good brothers, accidentally pregnant. He was furious after know this matter, but decided to talk it over with each other. Never thought of his own good brothers were emphasized, the wife do desirable, also stressed that things can be solution with money. Man so angry... The full text m. eibo]
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冷笑话精选：
还是马爸爸最懂女生，#女生买买买的真实理由#是为孩子、为老公买，为爸妈买，女人比男人考虑家人，男人对买买买最大的贡献，就是不买。给剁手党发年终奖，女生值得！
[# or horse dad the girl, the real reason for girls to buy buy buy # is for children, for the husband to buy, buy for my parents, women consider family than men, men have to buy buy buy the biggest contribution, just dont buy it. Send shopaholic year-end bonuses, a girl worth!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#心疼朱瞻基# #朱亚文演技# 徐滨@乔振宇 因 若微#汤唯[超话]# 受伤暴怒并与朱瞻基@朱亚文 起争执，还要带走若微，奈何朱瞻基有苦说不出。[泪]眼前最重要的是若微 早日醒来呀～两位都要冷静才行tAikoyQ
[# # # # love Zhu Zhanji ya wen zhu acting Xu Bin @ Qiao Zhenyu because if micro # tang [ultra words] # injured rage with Zhu Zhanji @ ya wen zhu and argue, but also take away if micro, alternative Zhu Zhanji bitterness could not say. [] tears at present the most important is if micro early wake up ah ~ both have to calm tAikoyQ]
新浪新闻客户端：
【#警方回应岁中学生校内死亡#：自称行凶者被抓 系外地骗子】月日，#河南岁中学生校内死亡#，有网友自称，张某系其与他人在校园内殴打致死。月日，家长将张某遗体从坟中挖出尸检，鉴定结论为“张某系头部接触钝性物体引发颅脑损伤致死”。月日，虞城警方回应@紧急呼叫 称，自称行凶者...全文： m.weibo
[[death # # police response to the age of middle school students campus who the murderer was caught is nonlocal liar] month day, death # # henan age of middle school students the school, some netizens who, zhang mou is beaten to death on campus with others. Month day, parents will zhang body from the grave dug out an autopsy, a conclusion is zhang department head contact blunt objects trigger craniocerebral injury death. Month, YuCheng police response @ emergency calls, said claims to the perpetrator... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
优酷：
#蒙面唱将猜猜猜##优酷蒙面唱将#“动物管理员”演绎哥哥张国荣经典作品《今生今世》～今生今世，我们都不会忘记你～静静听歌。tAikoTYH
[# masked sing will guess to # # # youku masked sing will deduce brother Leslie cheung animal administrator classic share the rest of my life to share the rest of my life, we will not forget you ~ quietly listening to music. tAikoTYH]
优酷：
#蒙面唱将猜猜猜##优酷蒙面唱将#吴宗宪宪哥、大张伟和超级酸酸酸经典重现《笨小孩》，这波回忆杀可以的！tAikojywG
[# masked sing will guess # # # youku masked sing will be Jacky wu xian elder brother, kid and super acid attracts many classic reproduce stupid boy, this wave of memories can kill! tAikojywG]
优酷：
#蒙面唱将猜猜猜##优酷蒙面唱将#蒙面合唱团欢乐嗨唱《青苹果乐园》，宪哥和大张伟老师也倾情加入，你们听的出来是哪位吗？tAikoCeOA
[# masked sing will guess # # # youku masked sing will be masked the choir sang happy hi green apple park, the elder brother of the xian and emotional join kid teacher also and you listen out whos calling? tAikoCeOA]
冷笑话精选：
！好老！@小小小_雪雪：我！永远！@张靓颖的小可爱
[! Good old! Small small _ @ snow snow me!!!!!!! Forever! @ a Jane little cute]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#大明风华# 听过皇孙的独白，才明白这个人物，原来不只是之前看到的不羁与潇洒。前一秒还在长辈面前撒娇，下一秒就可以征战杀敌。在线夸一波#朱亚文演技# 。你们也快来跟小酷说说，最爱朱瞻基的哪一场戏份呢？
[# # daming elegance heard emperor suns monologue, to recognize the characters, the original is not just seen before and natural and unrestrained freedom. Before a second act in front of elders, also enemy can in next second. Boast a wave of online # # ya wen zhu acting skills. You also come and talk to the small cool, love Zhu Zhanji which a scenes? ]
ZAKER：
【活在亚马逊的阴影下的第三方卖家】 第三方卖家的商品在其他地方的售价哪怕低一美分，亚马逊就会惩罚这些商家。“如果这不是垄断，我不知道什么是垄断。” tAikoVzx
[To live in the amazon in the shadow of the third party sellers 】 third-party sellers of goods in other parts of the low price even if one cent, amazon will punish these businesses. If this is not a monopoly, I dont know what is a monopoly. tAikoVzx]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
小野妹子学吐槽：
那也可能是和很多人一起加班啊
[It may also be and a lot of people together to work overtime]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪汽车：
#出行生活# 男子乘公交被堵分钟要求下车遭拒，一气之下持安全锤怒砸窗跳车。 tAikoNXM
[# # man bus travel life stuck minutes request out of the car was rejected, vehicle safety hammer anger smashing room in a fit of pique. tAikoNXM]
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#夜福利#.秒“破百” F Spider。
[Welfare # # night. The second to break the F spiders. ]
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