冷笑话精选：
简直可爱哭了！@-你是桃子味：每日可爱@鹿鹤春坐车车！
[Absolutely cute crying! @ - you are the peach flavor daily lovely @ LuHeChun car car!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
柳州公安：
#杭州下雪#柳州降温⚡柳州，晚安[月亮]
[Snow # # hangzhou ⚡ liuzhou liuzhou cooling, good night [moon]]
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汽车之家：
#家家新闻#【年月上市 吉利icon实车现已到店】日前，我们在经销商处拍摄到了吉利icon车型的实车。新车曾于年月正式首发，并将于年月正式上市。tAikZEFZD
[# # every news [years listed geely icon real vehicle has been to the shop 】 a few days ago, we photographed in a distributor geely icon models of real vehicle. New car had officially starting in years, and will be officially listed in years. tAikZEFZD]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
南方都市报：
#岁男孩抗癌成功#【美国岁男孩抗击癌症年，成功战胜病魔！抱住爸爸喜极而泣】月日，美国一名岁男孩抗击癌症年后，终于成功战胜病魔，最后一次吃下化疗药物。家人将他吃过的药瓶都摆放在桌子上，摆满了一大片。男孩喜极而泣，家人和朋友也为他成功战胜病魔欢呼。男孩站在椅子上，看着空药瓶摆...全文： m.weibo
[# # old boy anti-cancer success [in the old boy fighting cancer and beat the disease success! Embrace father shed tears of delight 】 month, the United States an old boy fighting cancer years later, finally successfully overcome the disease, the last time eat chemotherapy drugs. Family will he ate medicine bottles are put on the table, with a large. The boy burst into tears, my family and friends also cheered for beat the disease to his success. The boy stood on a chair, looking at empty bottle place... The full text m. eibo]
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李开复：
培养孩子的创造力，就要容忍孩子犯错误： “给他一百次、一千次创造的机会，让孩子们从小就能像科学家一样思考，像艺术家一样创造。”
[Cultivate childrens creativity, we should tolerate the child mistake give him create opportunities for one hundred times, one thousand times, let the children from an early age to think like a scientist, like an artist creating.]
创新工场CEO，媒体联系：press@chuangxin
优酷：
#优酷演技派##紫禁城里的小食光#德忠@昌隆小朋友 睚眦必报精于算计；霓君@黄馨瑶Sarah 将门之女天赐良人。揭秘影视拍摄片场真实拍摄现状，请关注@优酷演技派
[Acting # youku to send a light snack # # # the Forbidden City, zhong @ rectify children goes to calculating; @ shin wong neon king yao Sarah beloved daughter of gods door. Reveal the film and television shooting real status quo, pay attention to @ youku acting method]
微博搞笑排行榜：
看评论[二哈]
[To read the comments ,]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
优酷：
#陆文昔求生欲#看着阿昔@李一桐Q 被麻袋压还苦苦挣扎的样子，这求生欲，像极了本酷！[偷乐]
[# # lofven yesterday QiuShengYu watched by his sack of acyclovir @ Li Yitong Q still struggling appearance, this QiuShengYu, much like the cool! [steal joy]]
新浪汽车：
#车友互助# 微博网友@这个桃白白不太冷
投稿：能帮忙推荐一款十万之内能落地的车么？位置河北，貌似现在只能上国六了。要求是空间大一些，因为本人身高，体重[泪]，能省油一点，皮实一些。考本下来好几年了，一直没机会碰车，属于纯小白了
空间要大！！！结实耐用！！！ 欢迎大家踊跃投稿[爱你]
[# # juyou mutual weibo users @ this peach simply is not too cold contribute < br > can help to recommend a within hundreds of car can be born? Position in hebei, seems only to countries in six now. Space requirement is a few bigger, because of my height, weight (tears), save a little, some robustness. Does this down for several years, havent got the chance to touch a car, belong to the pure white < br > space bigger!!!!!! Sturdy and durable!!!!!! Welcome to contribute love you []]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
小野妹子学吐槽：
长大后能够学会一件事，或是能够多一个优点，是多美好的事啊[给你小心心]
[Can learn one thing when he grows up, or can be an advantage more, is a wonderful thing ahgive you heart carefully]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#连抽学生耳光老师被辞退#：承认打过班里名学生[怒]】西安#小学生课堂上被连扇耳光#引发关注。月日，涉事学校副校长回应，打人者为六年级老师，因该学生晚上留宿同学家，但未告知家长且未完成作业，会严肃处理此事。据@华商报 ，该老师主动承认打过班里名学生，已被学校辞退。@一手Video ...全文： m.weibo
[【 # even smoking students face the teacher fired # played admit students in the class [anger]] # # xi an primary school class was even slapped caused concern. Month, involved the school vice principal response, the attacker to sixth grade teachers, because the student students stay home at night, but did not inform parents and did not finish the homework, will handle the matter seriously. According to @ Chinese, the teachers take the initiative to admit a student in the class, school has been fired. @ in Video... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【是个狼灭！#日本女孩发明分手通知灯#[doge]】日本“无用发明家”藤原麻理菜在今年圣诞节又有最新作品“分手通知灯”，只要监测到社交平台上有人宣布分手或是相关消息，灯泡就会立刻亮起来！虽然看似没用，却受到很多单身族的欢迎，纷纷表示“亮一次我就开心一次”。tAikCaxv
[【 a Wolf out! # Japanese girl invented break up notice lamp # [doge]] Japan inventor useless vine YuanMa manage food latest work in this Christmas lamp notice of break up, as long as the monitoring to the social platform someone called it quits or related news, light bulbs will light up at once! Although seemingly useless, but was welcomed by many single family, have said I am very happy when bright once a. tAikCaxv]
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汽车之家：
买它！买它！就买它！@汽车之家 携手@一汽奔腾，年底钜惠！抄底秒杀，汽车之家帅气主播@吕由 搭档@潘阳sonyapan @爱博Eleven @岛儿becky 三位美女，月日-日三天放送一汽奔腾X、T、T，更有限量元购车券，老铁们速来抢购。 tAikZcND
[Buy it! Buy it! Buy it! @ car home @ pentium faw, hand in hand at the end of major benefit! Bottom kill a second, the home of the handsome anchor @ lv by partner @ sonya sonyapan @ aibo -elevens son becky @ island three beauties, th month, day three days and pored over the pentium faw X, T, T, a more limited yuan shopping vouchers, brother to snap up the speed. tAikZcND]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#法国家暴者需戴电子手环#：可随时监控】#你啥看法# 据France 报道，月日，法国参议院通过法案，要求家暴施暴者佩戴电子监控装置，确保他们远离举报他们暴力伤害行为的现任或前任伴侣。这种监控装置具备GPS追踪功能，当施暴者接近受害者时，装置会自动报警。tAikZaIA
[【 # law countries violence who need to wear the bracelet # may at any time to monitor 】 # # what you think, France reported June , the French senate passed a bill, domestic abuse perpetrator require wear an electronic monitoring device, to ensure that they are far from to report their current or former partner violence behavior. This kind of monitoring device with GPS tracking function, when the perpetrator is close to the victim, the device will automatically alarm. tAikZaIA]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#顶级芭蕾舞学校曝丑闻#：鼓励学生抽烟保持苗条[衰]】月日，维也纳国家歌剧院芭蕾舞学校曝出虐待学生丑闻。政府特别调查委员会举行次听证会后得出结论，该校对学生的健康存在普遍“漠视”，不仅鼓励学生抽烟来保持苗条，也不合理控制训练量和表演量，导致学生的身心健康受到伤害。...全文： m.weibo
[【 exposed scandals # # top ballet school encourage students to smoke to keep fit [failure]] month day, Vienna state opera ballet school students showed the abuse scandal. Government special investigation committee held a hearing after come to the conclusion that the school is generally indifference to the health of the students, not only to encourage students to smoke to keep slim, nor reasonable control volume and performance, lead to students body and mind health damage. . The full text m. eibo]
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