冷笑话精选：
求求了🙏@大脑切片@需降温转发微博
[Beg the 🙏 @ brain slice @ cooling forwarding microblogging]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
南方都市报：
#晚间分享#【爱尔兰#小哥给自己葬礼准备搞笑录音# 网友：笑着笑着，就哭了】爱尔兰一名男子生前准备了一段录音，委托亲友在自己葬礼上播放。开头是正常的音乐，突然这位小哥开始讲话，引得亲友们哈哈大笑。网友：哭着哭着，就笑了……笑着笑着，又哭了……中青网tAiumMSt
[# # # night share 【 Ireland little brother for his funeral funny recording # netizen smile, with a smile wept 】 a Irish man had prepared a recording, entrust relatives and friends play in his funeral. The beginning is normal music, suddenly the little brother began to speak, relatives and friends laughed. Net friend cried and cried and laughed at... Laughed and laughed and cried... In QingWang tAiumMSt]
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小米手机：
十五的月亮，十六圆，有天气条件的同学可以试试「月亮模式」哦[酷]
[Moon and round, with the weather conditions of students can try oh [cool] mode of the moon]
一面科技，一面艺术。
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【牙医看病用错药 致女病人过敏性休克次日离世】近日，俄罗斯一女病人阿纳斯塔西娅在母亲陪同下去看牙医，牙医娜塔莉娅将其它药物当成肾上腺素给病人注射，导致阿纳斯塔西娅出现过敏性休克，经抢救无效于次日离世。事发时母亲听见诊室内传出拍打的声音，她急忙冲进去，看见女儿手脚僵直、双眼上翻、脸...全文： m.weibo
[[see dentist to female patients with wrong drug anaphylactic shock died the next day 】 recently, the Russian one female patient anastasia mother accompanied by going to the dentist dentist Natalie her to other drugs as adrenaline injection to a patient, cause anastasia anaphylactic shock, after the rescue invalid died the next day. When the mother heard the voice of the flap coming consulting room, she hurried rush in, see daughter hands and feet, eyes turn, face stiff... The full text m. eibo]
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微博搞笑排行榜：
预告今晚分互动题目：”最近生活，让你感触最深的一个道理是什么”。（本条预告分钟后删除）
[Forecast points tonight interactive topic the recent life, let you feel most what is a truth. (this article forecast minutes remove)]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
CSDN：
#CSDN博文精选#《计算机大数乘法引发的思考》tAiuueaoL小学，中学老师教的各种“巧算”技巧，其宗旨都是减少计算量。我们已经承蒙了年有余的教诲，现在让我们进入计算机世界。
[# # CSDN post featured the multiplication of thinking of large number of computer tAiuueaoL elementary school, middle school teachers teach various count smart skills, the aim is to reduce amount of calculation. We have thanks to the teaching for more than a year, now let us into the computer world. ]
专业的中文 IT 技术社区，与千万技术人共成长。
顶尖设计：
关于静物的想象
[Think about the still life]
职业搬砖，业余设计。
小野妹子学吐槽：
这就要了？[跪了]
[It will be? [the] on my hands and knees]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
卢健生：
你不提这届国际奥数比赛后某国学生叛逃的事？[二哈]@盧安迪感動！[太开心]
[You made no mention of this session of the international mathematical olympiad games after some students defected? [two ha] @ Lu Andi moved! [quite happy]]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【澳大利亚男子#与.米鲨鱼搏斗分钟逃生#】近日，在澳大利亚珀斯市，一男子在潜水途中突然遭遇一条.米长的鲨鱼袭击，经过将近分钟的生死搏斗后逃生。鲨鱼向其发起进攻，彼得罗维奇手拿鱼叉进行搏斗，整个过程持续将近分钟后，最终鲨鱼离开，彼得罗维奇回到船上。tAiuEcMo
[【 # and Australian men. Escape # m shark fight minutes 】 recently, in the city of Perth, Australia, a man suddenly encountered a the way diving. M-long shark attacks, after nearly minute of life and death struggle to escape. Sharks to attack, fought petrovich spear in hand, the whole process lasts nearly minutes, finally sharks leave, petrovich back on the boat. tAiuEcMo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
优酷：
#上锁的房间# 原来赵悦曾是家暴的受害者，对疑似家暴的李望产生恨意，因此拿走了他的速效救心丸，又将房间门锁调换方向将其关在家中，致使李望心脏病发作。正如木教授@金世佳 所说，赵悦是将自己的感受投射到了别人身上，才造成了如今的悲剧，又是一个令人唏嘘的结局……
tAiuunBG
[# # locked room originally zhao used to be the victims of domestic violence, for domestic abuse of suspected hate li, therefore took his available kyushin pills, and direction of the door lock switch the room will be shut in the home, the li of a heart attack. As professor wooden @ Kim said, zhao is to project their feelings onto others, todays tragedy occurred, it is a sorry ending... < br > tAiuunBG]
冷笑话精选：
马了慢慢看@葭月哟多看电影，多看书吧
[Horse slowly @ Jia month yo see movies, read book]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
卢健生：
请问狙击步枪型号，谢谢！@老蘇老了[中国赞][中国赞]
[Sniper rifle models, please, thank you! @ old praise [China] Sue was praise [China]]
Z CAM 首席执行官
南方都市报：
【无锡爆炸小吃店“秦园小笼”已开余家！生意火，苏州常州也有】南都记者此前报道，发生爆炸的“秦园小笼”店铺位于无锡当地景区荡口古镇外，主营小笼包、馄饨、面等，在当地开有多家分店，事发时在正常营业。年月，有顾客在美食点评网站上评价该店“整个店有些乱糟糟，卫生需要加强。”
“秦园...全文： m.weibo
[Snack bar Qin Yuan small cage wuxi explosion has been more than open! Business fire, suzhou, changzhou has 】 SMW reporter previously reported, the explosion of Qin Yuan small cage is located in the wuxi local shops mouth outside the town, the main small steamed dumplings, wonton, noodles, etc., has many stores in the local, at the time in the normal business. Years, with the customer on the food review websites evaluation the store the entire store some mess, health need to strengthen. < br > Qin Yuan... The full text m. eibo]
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【硬核失主！女子手机被偷 #一条短信让小偷送还手机#】月日，浙江余杭警方通报一起盗窃案件。市民胡女士报警称，自己放在店里的手机被盗，随后，胡女士往被盗手机上发了条警示短信，盗窃男子便将手机归还。警方将男子抓获后，汪某某称当天出来旅游，一时冲动就偷拿了手机。 tAiuHewVT
[【 hardcore owner! # womens cell phone was stolen a text message to let the thief return phone #] month day, zhejiang yuhang police notified a burglary case. Citizens alarm, according to ms ho himself on the mobile phone was stolen in the store, then, Ms. Hu sent a warning message on the stolen mobile phones, the man went to return phone theft. After the police will man captured Wang Mou said a day out tourism, on the spur of the moment was stolen phones. tAiuHewVT]
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