冷笑话精选：
是这样[允悲]@kylin哈哈哈哈就喜欢当邀功狗🐶@蜻蜓队长没错@阿莫学长是我了[允悲]
[[done so sad] @ kylin ha ha ha ha like when credit for dog 🐶 @ dragonfly captain right @ amor senior is my [allow sad]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
丑女达人：
【丑女想得美】最近喜欢美国一小众品牌Alienist，今天又去买了一瓶面霜打算回国用，顺便也给闺蜜和大女儿买了一瓶，我和闺蜜是胶原带白的，大女儿的是带椰子水的，据说保湿控油。都没使呢，不知道效果，之后汇报吧，[嘻嘻]
[Recently like ugly think beautiful 】 【 the niche brand Alienist, today again to buy a bottle of face cream intend to return to China, by the way, also for girlfriends and big daughter bought a bottle of, girlfriends and I are collagen with white, big daughter is with coconut water, is said to be moisturizing and repairing. Dont make, dont know the effect, after reporting. (hee hee)]
喜欢就去买，没钱就去赚，人生那么短，辛苦给谁看！
小野妹子学吐槽：
Kagaya老师在冰岛拍下的完全圆彩虹🌈祝大家年代最后两个月运气爆表吧！🙏
[Kagaya teacher in Iceland taken completely round rainbow 🌈 wish everyone s the final two months of extraordinary luck!!!! 🙏]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
天猫：
跟着#易烊千玺上新#啦~不知道守着直播听完@TFBOYS-易烊千玺 《I Adore You》的喵粉们是不是和本喵一样心情激动呢？今天的#天猫双开幕盛典#就到这里啦，在第年的“双”本喵也会带给大家更多的精彩，让大家#愿望上新#，精彩的大幕已经拉开，快和身边喜欢的人一起投入到今年的狂欢中吧！让愿望实...全文： m.weibo
[Follow new # # on Jackson ~ dont know live in hearing @ TFBOYS - Jackson I Adore You meow fans excited like this meow? Todays # # Tmall double opening ceremony will be here, in the first years of the double the meow will also bring us more wonderful, let everybody new # # on the desire, the curtain has been opened, fast and side of the person you like together into this years carnival! Let the desire real... The full text m. eibo]
(σﾟ∀ﾟ)σ..*☆理想生活，上天猫！─=≡Σ(((つ•̀ω•́)つ超皮官V，撩本喵！
丑女达人：
【丑女想得美】空瓶了，月份在国内种草买的，据说主要成分是二裂酵母，使用了两个月好吸收、挺舒服、后面的保养品怎么换都不冲突。与SK比，没觉得有太大区别，价格实惠很多，味道好闻，至少我用了很安心。回国之后一定会再买的！今天打开了一瓶Alienist的水，最近很迷这个牌子，买精油时买了这个水，...全文： m.weibo
[Empty bottles, ugly think beautiful 】 【 in grass to buy in the domestic market, it is said that the main composition is second crack yeast, USES two months behind good absorption, very comfortable, maintain article how to change dont conflict. With SK ratio, didnt think it is too big difference, price real benefit a lot, smell good, at least I used a very at ease. After return will certainly buy again! Today opened a bottle of water that Alienist, recently very fan of this brand, bought this water, when buying a essential oil... The full text m. eibo]
喜欢就去买，没钱就去赚，人生那么短，辛苦给谁看！
angelababy：
一次很酷的体验，谢谢[耶]
[A cool experience, thank you [and]]
一个爱大笑的文艺青年😁😁🎉🎉 工作邮箱： abstudio@mttop 或 kim@gmail
猫扑：
#猫扑晚安# 一时不知该看哪里 tAiHXNl
[# mop tAiHXNl good night # in the watch]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作请联系微信：mopxmt
小野妹子学吐槽：
#双来了# 节衣缩食剁手剁脚的节奏又要到来了，你准备好了么？剁手小日历已准备好，小心保存到手机中，做好自己的to do list！你们呢，看好哪天的大牌神券了？
[Double to the # # tighten hand chop chop the rhythm of the foot to come again, are you ready? Chop small calendar is ready to hand, carefully preserved to the handset, do your to do list! What about you, on which day of the god stamps? ]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
但斌：
[心][鲜花]@鲁博棵教练一路顺风 但总[加油][加油][加油]
[[heart] [a flower] @ LuBo head coach trip but always [go] [go] [go]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@幽默很多时候蒙蔽我们双眼的不是假象, 而是自己的执念 ——《赎罪》@但斌这篇报告应该值得骄傲，如果你没有妒嫉心的话，这是国强民富、中国改革开放取得巨大成就的最有力的证明！我们说投资只需要常识，但就是这个常识，每一个人理解起来都如此不同……@lbzy_hyg翁 tAiHNs
[@ humor often blinds our eyes is not false, but her obsession -- atonement @ but bin this report should be proud, if you dont have a jealous heart, this is the rich qiangming, Chinas reform and opening up great achievements of the most powerful proof! We said investment only need common sense, but this is the common sense, every individual understand so different... @ lbzy_hyg weng tAiHNs]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选：
是我本人@Jaejee_大在在皇额娘哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@花泽美美哈哈哈哈哈哈哈扎心[允悲]@影视安利君追星挥金如土，日常天天吃土@胖胖是昵呀是我[跪了]
[Is I am @ Jaejee_ large in amount niang in emperor ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ flower ze meimei ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the heart [allow sad] @ film amway make track for a star spend money like water, daily soil @ fat is intimate ah my food every day] [kneeling]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：
[污]@周振华价值投资二三百元就开始看空茅台的人，到现在还理直气壮的认为他们对。@但斌那些人嘴强牙硬，永不道歉[哈哈][笑cry]@周振华价值投资去年苹果下跌，说巴菲特选错股的，有没有收回观点。
[[pollution] @ wupan yuan zhou value investment began to bearish maotai, now even think they are right. @ but those bin mouth hard, strong teeth never apologise [ha ha] [laugh cry] @ zhou value investment apple fell last year, said buffett, choose the wrong stock, is there a back view.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
[笑cry]@李正曦Sissi都是嫉妒罢了，一看回调赶紧踩几脚过过瘾。。。我看茅台涨的时候其实心里也酸。[二哈][二哈][二哈]@但斌那些人嘴强牙硬，永不道歉[哈哈][笑cry]@周振华价值投资去年苹果下跌，说巴菲特选错股的，有没有收回观点。
[[laughing cry] @ Li Zhengxi Sissi is jealous, the callback slammed on stopped a few feet... I think maotai up when in fact the in the mind also acid. [two ha] [two ha] [two ha] @ but those bin mouth hard, strong teeth never apologise [ha ha] [laugh cry] @ zhou value investment apple fell last year, said Mr. Buffett choose the wrong stock, is there any back view.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
这篇报告应该值得骄傲，如果你没有妒嫉心的话，这是国强民富、中国改革开放取得巨大成就的最有力的证明！我们说投资只需要“常识”，但就是这个“常识”，每一个人理解起来都如此不同……@lbzy_hyg瑞信：全球最富裕%人口数中国首超美国 至年将有近万百万富翁tAiHNs
[The report should be proud, if you dont have a jealous heart, this is the rich qiangming, Chinas reform and opening up great achievements of the most powerful proof! We only need to common sense said investment, but this is the common sense, each individual understand so different... % @ lbzy_hyg credit suisse the worlds most affluent population in Chinas first super America to will have nearly billion millionaire tAiHNs]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
汽车之家：
#晚安家人# 大家说说收到过最让你印象深刻的礼物是什么？
[Received # # good night family you talk about what is the most impressed you gift? ]
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