冷笑话精选：
🐴 一下！@Mscakeeeee有空看
[🐴 once! @ Mscakeeeee free look]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
南方都市报：
#南都直播#【广州深夜治超“不打烊”，直击一线执法】“超限超载猛于虎”，货车一旦超载，安全性能就会降低，引发恶性事故几率增大，还会破坏公路设施，对路桥等结构物造成安全隐患。近年广州扎实推进治超工作。南都记者跟随执法部门蹲守执法点，直击整治货车“超限超载”行动。tAibxSeR .
[# # SMW live [guangzhou late at night for super not close, seem to have hit a line law enforcement 】 overrun overload fierce in tiger, once the truck overload, safety performance will reduce, cause serious accident risk increases, will also destroy highway facilities, cause potential safety hazard of bridge structures. In recent years, guangzhou made solid progress for work. SMW reporter followed waiting for law enforcement, law enforcement department direct regulation truck overrun overload action. TAibxSeR.]
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冷笑话精选：
都好棒啊！@你算哪儿块小饼肝肝肝儿：依然喜欢第一条@Jay-茜爱了爱了
[All great! @ you where small bread liver GanEr still like the first @ Jay - she love love]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
汽车之家：
#晚安家人# 如果用四个字来概括成年人的世界，你会如何概括？
[# # good night family if summed up in four words of adult world, how would you sum up? ]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
小浪同学爱吐槽：
#深夜大明白#【喜欢一个人的表现】如果对方出现这几种现象，那么说明ta可能对你心生爱意：. 对你的声音有反应； . 玩欲擒故纵 ；. 交谈时双腿不交叉； . 提起自己单身；. 身体靠近 ；. 向你透露个人信息； . 调戏你 ；. 看到你瞳孔放大； . 把玩手边的小东西 ; . 模仿你。...全文： m.weibo
[# # the night big understand if like a persons performance 】 【 each other appear these phenomenon, then the ta might be in your heart of love the voice respond to you; . To play cat and mouse; . Talk to your legs do not cross; . His single; . Close to the body; . Personal information disclosed; . Dally with you; . See you dilated pupils; . Play with hand little thing; Imitate you. . The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
#深夜大明白#【焦虑和恐慌的五大差异！】虽然焦虑会让人感到分心和痛苦，但它是生活中一种正常现象并经常发生。惊恐则是一种慢性病，影响日常生活并容易受惊，两者经常被误解为严重的焦虑，它们其实是不等同的。最显著的五个区别是.焦虑持续更久 .恐慌是具体因事而起 .两者症状不同 .恐慌发作更为...全文： m.weibo
[# # the night big understand [the five differences of anxiety and panic! Although anxiety can let a person feel distracted and pain, but it is a kind of normal life and often occur. Fear is a chronic disease, affect daily life and easily frightened, which is often misunderstood as severe anxiety, they are not equal. . Is five of the most significant difference between anxiety last much longer. The panic is specific for things up. Two different symptoms. The panic attack more... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
但斌：
回复@全德自在你牛🐂[污]@全德自在徐志摩除了写几句诗，其他真不咋地
[Reply @ all DE ease your cow 🐂 [pollution] @ all, comfortable in addition to write a few words of the poem from xu zhimo, other dont going well]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【女子#地铁站如厕遭安检员偷拍# 涉事安检员已被拘留】近日，深圳一女子称在地铁站洗手间内上厕所时，突然发现在挡板与地面中间，一部手机正对着自己偷拍，她吓得大喊一声，随即跑出厕所并报警。警方调取监控后发现，偷拍者为岁地铁安检人员刘某，目前其已被拘留。tAiGoo
[The womens toilet was subject photographed # # subway station involved subject is in custody 】 recently, shenzhen when a woman says to go to the bathroom in a subway stations room, suddenly found in the middle of the baffle and the ground, a mobile phone is against his secret, she frighten Shouting, immediately ran out of the toilet and report to the police. The police found after obtain monitoring, candid for the age of the subway security personnel ryu, now it is in custody. tAiGoo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：
在剑桥耶稣学院Webb Library教室，听柯瑞斯先生讲“剑桥的发展史及在英国科技史上的作用”。（四） tRWxsQz
[Webb, Jesus in Cambridge college Library classroom, according to Mr. Chris morley Cambridge history of development and the role of scientific and technological development in the UK. () tRWxsQz]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
丑女达人：
【丑女减肥记】今天穿了紧身运动衣出门跑步，am……腰上那一圈肉是啥时候长的？就一夏天的放纵，太可怕了！自律需要无时无刻！必须把家里松紧带裤子都扔掉！[允悲][允悲][允悲]
[Today was wearing tight clothes ugly women lose weight down 】 【 go out running, am... Meat is what time long waist that lap? A summer of indulgence, terrible! Self-discipline calls all the time! Must throw out all home drawstring pants! [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]
喜欢就去买，没钱就去赚，人生那么短，辛苦给谁看！
但斌：
@命运由自己去改变教育再不改革，香港就要完蛋了
[@ fate by myself to change the education reform, or Hong Kong will be finished]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新浪新闻客户端：
【深圳#冰柜藏尸案全家多人加入邪教# 外孙女捡回一命】月日，深圳警方从一间出租房里找到了具尸体，被叠放在一个冰柜中↓↓死者都是南京江宁区汤山街道新庄一组的农民，男性死者叫钱序德，两名女性死者是妻子皇甫红英和堂嫂李兰珍↓↓警方调查后表示非刑事案件，案件详细↓↓tAibGiI
[[shenzhen # freezers in hiding the body more than family joined cult # granddaughter got my life back] month day, shenzhen police found the bodies from a rental house, are stacked in a left left the dead in the freezer are nanjing jiangning district tangshan street pp a group of farmers, male call money order, two women is the deceased wife HuangFuHong Britain and hall sister-in-law Li Lanzhen left left after the police investigation said the criminal cases, cases left left tAibGiI down in detail]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
顶尖设计：
原来这样就能看见彩虹啊
[Ll so you can see the rainbow]
职业搬砖，业余设计。
安徒生丢了童画：
[摊手]
[[stand hand]]
有情不必终老 暗香浮动恰好
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