优酷：
#我不能恋爱的女朋友#虽然迟PD@许魏洲ZZ 为小柔@乔欣Bridgette 默默付出的一切行为让人很是感动，但小柔妈妈一句“橱窗设计师就是帮塑胶模特换衣服”成功的引起了我的注意！
tAiuTtSS
[# # I cant fall in love girlfriend although late PD @ Xu Wei chau ZZ for small soft @ Qiao Xin Bridgette silently pay all behavior let a person very touched, but little gentle mother a plastic model window designers is to help change clothes successful caught my attention! < br > tAiuTtSS]
但斌：
发表了博文《转载：首超美国!瑞信已有亿中国人列全球最富裕的%人口》首超美国!瑞信已有亿中国人列全球最富裕的%人口澎湃新闻--原标题：首超美国！瑞信：已有亿中tAiuYemd
[Published the post reprinted first super America. Credit suisse has hundred million Chinese column % of population of the worlds richest first super America! Credit suisse has hundred million Chinese column % of the worlds richest people surging news - the original title first super America! Credit suisse tAiuYemd existing million]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
[赞]老百姓的消费！@股道热肠也她们说是在山姆会员店买的。茅台的需求量真的远远没有满足。
[[who] people consumption! @ good Joe fields is also they bought in Sams club. The demand of maotai really is far from satisfaction.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
MIUI：
【#MIUI# 万象息屏】你可以在 设置>息屏与锁屏>息屏来通知时 设置通知光效！[馋嘴]这三个光效中，你最喜欢的是____？[思考]
[# MIUI# vientiane breath screen you can in the Settings > rate screen and lock screen > rate screen to inform the set when lights! [available] the three lights, ________ is your favourite? [thinking]]
MIUI米柚，AI加持的全面屏系统。
小野妹子学吐槽：
竟然是手机拍的！惊了，我什么时候才能拍出这么美的雪山…@我的前任是个极品我靠？？这个雪山绝了！！@呆十三这么震撼的视频用手机能拍？？？@YouTube精选这个视频拍的也太好看了吧！雪山也太美了。。。
[It is mobile phone! Surprised, when can I make so beautiful snow mountain... @ my predecessor is a gourmet I?? The snow mountain unique!! @ stay so shocking video using a mobile phone can take??????? @ YouTube featured the video shoot is too good-looking! Snow mountain is so beautiful...]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#赵忠祥否认收费合影#：你们只要核实到一例 我赔百倍的钱！】近期，身陷“晚年生意”风波的赵忠祥，愤怒回应称：“你们只要核实一例合影收费，这个钱进了我的腰包，我赔你们百倍的钱“。售卖祝福视频的商家自称“赵忠祥直接经纪人”，他表示赵老师的祝福视频售价～元不等，赵忠祥不接受收费...全文： m.weibo
[【 # zhongxiang denied charges to pose for # as long as you check to the one I compensate one hundred times more money! Recently, in the midst of a business old age storm zhongxiang, angry response said as long as you to verify one photo to collect fees, the money into my pocket, I pay you one hundred times more money. Selling greeting video businessmen claim to be zhao zhong xiang agent directly, he said miss zhao blessing video price ~ yuan, zhao zhongxiang does not accept fee... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【美国家长让幼童与只动物同住 家里全是排泄物[衰]】月日，美国一对夫妻及其女友让名孩子与只动物同吃同住↓↓只动物中包括猫、狗、兔子及上百只老鼠等，无数个笼子散布在一个房间里；家中遍布腐烂食物、动物尸体及尿液粪便，娃被迫睡垃圾中[衰]↓↓现场视频曝光↓↓...全文： m.weibo
[【 American parents let young children living with animals at home is full of waste [failure]] month, the United States to the couple and their girlfriends children living with animals to eat left left in animals including dogs, cats, rabbits, and hundreds of mouse, countless cage spread in a room; Home throughout bodies rotting food, animal feces and urine, Eva was forced to sleep in the garbage [failure] left left the scene video exposure left left... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
猫扑：
一波取蜂蜜的过程，切的过程感觉很舒适[太开心]tAiEDFS
[A wave take honey process, the process of cutting the feeling is very comfortable tAiEDFS [quite happy]]
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冷笑话精选：
才那么@今日我脱单了吗 超耐磨@心笙情话才那么@兀陆亓个我吃那么@叭辣辣小馍仙吃柠檬
[So I take off a single @ today only super durable @ heart get so @ haunters Qi lu sheng sweet nothings I eat so @ beep hot spicy small bun and eat lemon]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#我不能恋爱的女朋友#前方一级戒备，注意，这次敲门的不是快递，也不是邻居，是小柔妈妈的空降！正要结束同居生活的迟PD@许魏洲ZZ 瞬间慌张，现场被“丈母娘”拍照威胁挂朋友圈，小柔@乔欣Bridgette 你听见迟大PD内心无助的呐喊声了吗[吃瓜]
tAiuvb
[# # I cant fall in love girlfriend in front of the level of alert, and note that the knocking at the door, not express nor neighbor, is a small gentle mothers airborne! Was about to end the cohabitation of PD late @ Xu Wei continent ZZ instant panic, the scene is mother-in-law photo threat hang a circle of friends, small and soft @ Qiao Xin Bridgette you heard late PD inner helplessness chants? [eat the melon] < br > tAiuvb]
小野妹子学吐槽：
日本新天皇宴请各国王室元首的“飨宴之仪”菜品，相当传统的和食，翻了翻菜单—
前菜（左上角扇形漆盘）：烤小鲷鱼 盐蒸鲍鱼 铁扇虾 柚子锅三文鱼籽 鮟鱇鱼肝 烧锦鸭 百合根 栗子 黄瓜
醋物（左盘下方白方皿）：醋腌鲆鱼 弓鱼 扇贝 烟熏三文
烧物（右盘左上白碟）：烤牛肉芦笋卷 西兰花 香菇 迷你西红...全文： m.weibo
[Japans new emperor to entertain the royal head of state instrument of the feast, a traditional and feed, flipped through the menu - < br > starters (upper left quadrant lacquer tray) roast small steamed abalone iron fan shrimp grapefruit snapper salt pan salmon roe ð © level delighted many customers and ð © delighted many customers and Œ fish cooked liver kam duck lily roots chestnuts cucumber < br > vinegar (left plate beneath the white melamine) a bow of vinegar pickled bastard halibut fish scallops smoked three < br > burn (right plate upper left white disc) roast beef asparagus roll of broccoli with mushroom fan The full text m. eibo]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
天猫：
#双旅游买什么#今年双为消费者至少省下亿，本喵和@飞猪 都是认真的！飞猪宝宝说，双除了上本喵家“剁手手”买买买，还可以上飞猪“剁脚脚”全球玩！贴心的小猪猪还准备好了双旅行必买笔记，给你们抄一下双旅行爆款清单的作业！转发本微博，抽位喵粉送出价值元的飞猪国际机票券。...全文： m.weibo
[Buy what # # double tourism double save consumers at least $this year, the meow and @ flying pigs are serious! Flying pigs baby said, except on this home meow chop hand hand buy buy buy, can also on flying pigs legs global play! Sweet little pig also will buy ready double travel notes, give you copy my double travel hot style list of homework! Forward this weibo, meow powder to send out the value of the yuans flying pigs international air ticket vouchers. . The full text m. eibo]
(σﾟ∀ﾟ)σ..*☆理想生活，上天猫！─=≡Σ(((つ•̀ω•́)つ超皮官V，撩本喵！
青年时报：
【我太难了！#主人被自家牛怼上树僵持小时#：它一直盯着我[允悲]】日，安徽南陵。民警接男子报警称，自家新买的一头牛“疯了”，把他逼得上了树下不来，已和牛僵持了个小时。民警赶到现场后也无法将牛牵走，最后征得牛主人同意，联系武警将牛射杀。tAiTGwLB
[My is hard! # master standoff was their cattle Dui tree hours # it was staring at me [allow sad]], anhui NaLing. After police man report to the police, according to their newly bought a cow crazy, he drove into climbing a tree doesnt, and cattle out for hours. Police rushed to the scene after the cow cant going, finally, consent of the bovine master contact armed police will be shot. tAiTGwLB]
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