冷笑话精选：
你们觉得呢？@Not_Brilliant？不合適吧@然后下面就没了不行吧@也曾是一个好人朋友的前任不能搞是我的底线[二哈]@大懒糖[思考]@鹿儿团团@小尚小尚从不忧伤@o林空鹿我的三观不允许我追
[What do you think? @ Not_Brilliant? Inappropriate @ then they dont have a no good @ below has also been a good friend of the former cannot make is my bottom line two ha] [@ big lazy sugar [thinking] never sad @ @ small deer completely @ ShangXiaoShang o Lin empty my through doesnt allow me to chase the deer]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：
私募业绩说话，林园确实有过人之处！[赞]@发哥巛巜林园医药为主。
[Private equity performance, Lin really have the edge! [who] @ hair elder brother 巛 巜 gardens medicine to give priority to.]
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青年时报：
【#当代年轻人一根头发块#，网友：惊了，第一次知道自己头上价值一套房[允悲]】卫健委发布的脱发人群调查显示，我国脱发的人群已经超过.亿，平均个人中就有个有脱发症状。有专家表示，严重的患者需要整头植发，再加上后续的生发、护发保养，整体费用在万左右，平均下来，一根头发要花块钱。...全文： m.weibo
[[# # the contemporary young people a hair piece, a net friend, surprised, for the first time know him head value a suite [allow sad]] trichomadesis crowd, according to a survey released WeiJianWei hair loss of population in China has exceeded., there is a hair loss, on average, people in symptoms. Experts say, serious patients need the whole head of hair, coupled with the subsequent hair, hair care and maintenance, the overall cost in all around, on average, take a hair from the dollar. . The full text m. eibo]
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小米手机：
耶一！小米集团首次入围《财富》未来强榜单（the Future ），排名第，感谢《财富》杂志的肯定，未来的日子，我们会继续加油努力哒[羞嗒嗒]
[A! Millet group fortune in the Future, making his first appearance on the list (the Future), ranking the first, thanks for the fortune magazine, in the Future days, we will continue to go to da [shame clicking]]
小米手机官方微博
CSDN：
月 日 - 日周五-周日， 嵌入式智能国际大会将在深圳华侨城洲际大酒店举行，云集国内外产学研界顶级专家，学生票仅售 元，早鸟票仅售 元，年末盛会，不容错过，赶快扫码购票！
[Month day - on Friday - Sunday, embedded intelligent international conference will be held in shenzhen oct intercontinental hotel, the worlds top experts gathered domestic and overseas, the student ticket for yuan, early bird tickets for yuan, at the end of the event, not to be missed, quickly sweep code tickets! ]
专业的中文 IT 技术社区，与千万技术人共成长。
南方都市报：
#老外拉下高铁紧急制动阀#【开往广州南高铁外籍乘客误碰按钮致车门鸣响关闭！将依法依规处置】近日，网传G次列车有外籍乘客疑拉下高铁紧急制动阀，现场未受处罚，引发乘客不满。月日，广州铁路对此回应表示，经核实，月日时分，上海虹桥开往广州南的G次列车停靠长沙南站期间，一名...全文： m.weibo
[High-speed rail under emergency brake valve # # foreigners [foreign passengers bound for guangzhou meteorological iron touch button by mistake caused by ringing the door closed! To dispose 】 in accordance with the law in accordance with the rules in recent days, the network G times have foreign passenger transfer suspected down high-speed emergency brake valve, the scene is not punished, lead to passenger dissatisfaction. Month, guangzhou railway replies said, after verification, June , Shanghai hongqiao train bound for south guangzhou G times during the changsha south railway station, a... The full text m. eibo]
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冷笑话精选：
我也快乐了@Cassandra_my开心心@他只是个孩子啊获取今天的快乐！[哈哈]@别是个沙雕吧我快落了[嘻嘻]@glitteringartichokewest可爱死了！！！！@_隔壁_老黄贼开心ヽ(○^㉨^)ﾉ♪@三水為淼好喜欢[可怜][可怜][可怜]
[I am also happy @ Cassandra_my happy heart @ he is just a child for todays happy! @ dont is a sand sculpture ha ha, I quickly fell (hee hee) @ glitteringartichokewest so cute!!!!!!!!!! @ _ _ next to the old yellow thief happy ヽ ( ^ ㉨ ^) ﾉ ♪ @ sanshui for Simon like [poor] [poor] [poor]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
玩转instagram：
龙虾诱惑[舔屏] insbroadstreetoysterco
[[lick screen] insbroadstreetoysterco lobster temptation]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#男子坐轮椅行窃健步如飞# 监控曝光后凉了】近日，四川德阳一男子以轮椅为掩护在市区某游戏厅行窃，本应行动不便的他，却在行窃时不药而愈、健步如飞！监控视频被网友曝光后，警方迅速出击，很快将嫌疑人抓获。嫌疑人对其扒窃手机的犯罪事实供认不讳，并交代乘坐轮椅只是为其实施盗窃做的掩护。...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # man in a wheelchair steal pushing and monitoring the exposure after cold 】 recently, sichuan deyang a man stealing in the city a game hall, under the guise of a wheelchair should be disabled him, but not medicine and healing, aid in the act of stealing! Surveillance video by netizens after exposure, the police quickly, quickly arrested the suspect. Suspects confessed to its pickpocketing mobile phones, and metasomatism in the wheelchair was just a screen for its implementation theft. . The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
青年时报：
【M存！科目二五项考试技巧全解剖，三维动画演示让你秒懂[鼓掌]！】有倒车入库、侧方位停车、坡道定点起步与停车、曲线行驶、直角转弯……驾照科目二，五个项目的考试技巧与方法全在视频里了！先M！希望能帮你顺利通过考试！tRaOvDS
[【 M deposit! Subjects should be the technique of the anatomy, the three dimensional animation demo seconds understand [applause.] you!] Have a reverse warehousing, side bearing parking ramp, fixed-point start and parking, curve road, turn right... Drivers license subject two, five project examination techniques and methods in the video! M first! Hope to be able to help you successfully pass the exam! tRaOvDS]
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青年时报：
【#岁男孩沉迷网游天花了万元# 母亲痛哭崩溃[失望]】 #未成年人网游充值官方应该退款吗# 扬州的夏女士最近十分着急上火，岁的儿子小猛为了玩手游，竟然在国庆天假期花了将近万元。夏女士称，国庆期间他们夫妻要做生意，就给了部手机给儿子玩，没想到玩成这样。夏女士现在最着急的是想把钱追...全文： m.weibo
[[# # years old boy compulsive playing smallpox ten thousand yuan mother cry [disappointed]] # minors online game top-up official should refund # yangzhou summer madam calm irritated recently, old son little fierce to play mobile game, unexpectedly in the National Day vacation days spent nearly ten thousand yuan. Ms. Xia said that during the National Day they want to do business, will give the phone to his son to play, didnt expect to play like this. Ms. Xia is now the most worry is to want to chase money... The full text m. eibo]
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微博星座：
天蝎月开启了，一句话，别闹！#星座榜单# #星座物语##天蝎座##
[Scorpio is opened, in a word, stop that now! Ranking of # # # constellation constellation Scorpio monogatari # # # #]
微博星座命理官方微博
杨幂：
性感周姐[憧憬]走过路过不要错过
[Sexy Zhou Jie [hope] through pass by dont miss]
这里有一只狐狸，幸福，感恩，知足，爱~＞＜
平安北京：
#民呼我应#月日，@大兴公安 收到网民举报：一京牌大巴车在金星桥附近存在违章停车的交通违法行为，大兴分局交通支队立即开展调查取证工作，并于日通知当事人到大兴交通支队新城中队接受处理，该人承认自己的违法事实。大兴交通支队对其交通违法行为处以罚款元的处罚。
[Day # people shout I should #, @ daxing netizens report the public security received a Beijing brand coach near Jin Xingqiao traffic violations, traffic detachment immediately daxing bureau to carry out the investigation work, and to notify the parties concerned to daxing traffic detachment xincheng squadron to accept treatment, person admits his illegal facts. Daxing traffic detachment of the traffic violation fine punishment. ]
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但斌：
东方港湾在私募排排网近年（截止年月底业绩，亿规模以上）股票策略私募公司排行榜中，喜获第二名。[心][鲜花]
[Eastern bay in private equity holdings in recent years (as of the end of year performance, billion scale above) equity strategy private-equity firms, who made the second place. [heart] [a flower]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
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