天猫:
恭喜@我是易先生至上主义者 等名用户获得【淘票票观影兑换券张】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZZpo对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公示链接:tAiaswsf
[Congratulations @ I am Mr. Yim supremacist users so as to obtain the new polarizer movie voucher zhang 】. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tAiaswsf]
(σ゚∀゚)σ..*☆理想生活,上天猫!─=≡Σ(((つ•̀ω•́)つ超皮官V,撩本喵!
当当创始人李国庆:
私奔 - 郑钧 - 单曲 - 网易云音乐@QQ浏览器 tAiaNirq本想宁可舍得一身剐,也要把偷偷拉下马,可如今期待和我为了两败俱伤的姑娘,为了真爱和自由。
[Eloped - zheng jun - single - netease cloud music @ QQ browser tAiaNirq would prefer to unsaddle, also want to secretly down, can now expect to both girls, and I for the sake of true love and freedom. ]
我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵
但斌:
我这怎么成股评了[哈哈][笑cry]@乐见花开但总的股评也很好啊[嘻嘻][嘻嘻]
[I this how to judge a [ha ha] [laugh cry] @ to see flower but a general review is also very good (hee hee)hee hee]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
[赞]@南京股侠但总本文关键提到了 科技股龙头苹果和教育股好未来继续走高 特斯拉马斯克是一个有梦想有实际行动的CEO 运营特斯拉不是为了套现还加大投入到股权激励 区块链只是一个去中心化的应用最后成长过程会非常艰难 不光看推销看疗效 👍
[Shares man [who] @ nanjing but total mentioned in this paper, key technology stocks leading the good apples and JiaoYuGu future continue to go up tesla lamas g is a dream with action of tesla CEO operation not to cash out is also increasing investment to the equity incentive application block chain is a decentralized finally grow up will be very difficult to sell not only looking at 👍 curative effect]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
谢娜:
涛儿,你岁生日娜姐刚好不在身边,以后每年都要在,看你没有遗憾,看你乐呵呵的,生日快乐🎂🎁
[Thao son, her elder sister just dont have your birthday, every year after, see you no regrets, to see you happy, happy birthday 🎂 🎁]
太阳女神(也可称为喜神)的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方:)工作邮箱:w@qq(仅限工作)感谢!
但斌:
[笑cry]@港股通AiH经过各路人马连续小时努力挖掘,A股区块链概念股已经从余只扩容到余只......距离开盘还有个小时,没沾上的都在连夜发公告。@港股通AiH【区块链概念股·纯段子】 一周后名单不记得了,两周后股不提了,三周后就剩概念,四周后比特币完成一轮炒作,五周后偷换概念。
[[laughing cry] @ hong tong AiH after outfits for hours trying to dig, a-share stocks block chain has more than from expanded to more than just only... Distance open hours, but also not to touch on in overnight announcement. @ hong tong AiH block chain stocks, pure jokes 】 【 dont remember, a week after the list two weeks posterior divisions do not mention, is three weeks after the last concept, four weeks after the currency complete round of hype, covertly exchange concept after five weeks.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
吴昕:
@杜海涛 生日快乐[蛋糕][蛋糕][蛋糕] 居然不知道要祝你什么了,毕竟你那么优秀,想来想去,来张宣传图如何,杜王子[干杯][干杯][干杯]
[Happy birthday @ handsome [cake] [cake] [cake] actually dont know what I want to wish you, after all, you are so good, want to want to go, how to promote chart, du prince [drink] [drink] [drink]]
工作事宜,请发邮件至@qq
微博搞笑排行榜:
《美丽人生》@摘朵fafa要送给谁捏《东没成西没就》@A_Pugss_《拖延焦虑患者》@河间万顷《什么时候有钱》@长夜归途《贫穷的后裔》
[Life is beautiful @ to pick a flower fafa for who hold the east into the west didnt just @ A_Pugss_ delay in patients with anxiety @ when rich, white HeJian @ night return poor seed]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗
冷笑话精选:
哇!@怪物小孩_真的太甜了@阿莫学长酸了🍋🍋
[A wow! Child _ @ monsters really too sweet @ amor senior acid 🍋 🍋]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
卢健生:
Space-X去年月,携带@ZCAM V Pro影视级VR摄影机,到达国际太空站那瞬间的图片来了。另刚接前方信息,Z CAM V Pro已成功从国际太空站观景窗,成功拍摄到叹为观止的地球片段。
[Space - X last month, carrying @ ZCAM VR camera level V Pro film and television, to reach the moment of the pictures to the international Space station. Just answer in front of the other information, Z V Pro CAM viewing window, has been successfully from the international space station successfully captured the stunning segments of the earth. ]
Z CAM 首席执行官
小野妹子学吐槽:
保佑你现在在意的那件事有个好结果🙏🙏🙏
[Bless you now care about that thing has a good result 🙏 🙏 🙏]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
冷笑话精选:
太厉害了!@一块小奶糕lee:引起极度舒适,顺便喊一句牛批@木头棣棣这是人类能够拥有的手的速度吗!!!!!!
[Amazing! @ a small NaiGao lee extremely comfortable, shout a cow, by the way of @ wood Di Di it is human to have the speed of hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
优酷:
#优酷蒙面唱将##孟庭苇柳暗花明# 月亮公主@孟庭苇 还是一如当年的样子 ,清澈的嗓音唱起《柳暗花明》,儿时记忆里的声音依旧难以忘怀,“就让我 扬着笑 落着泪 撒着野 红着脸 赤足在初醒的春天”tAiXmiW
[# youku masked will sing # # # the moon princess @ mai mai steady or as looked like, clear voice sang frame, still unforgettable childhood memory voice, let me raise a smile tears with wild red face barefoot earlier in the wake of spring tAiXmiW]
但斌:
应该严惩!@陈宇极品投资我签名。
[Should be punished severely. @ researh material - gourmet investment my signature.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷:
恭喜@想吃豆腐乳 名用户获得【苦味矿泉水】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公示链接:tAiXgwlx
[Congratulations @ want fermented beancurd users get [bitter mineral water]. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tAiXgwlx]
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