微博搞笑排行榜：
《美丽人生》@摘朵fafa要送给谁捏《东没成西没就》@A_Pugss_《拖延焦虑患者》@河间万顷《什么时候有钱》@长夜归途《贫穷的后裔》
[Life is beautiful @ to pick a flower fafa for who hold the east into the west didnt just @ A_Pugss_ delay in patients with anxiety @ when rich, white HeJian @ night return poor seed]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
冷笑话精选：
哇！@怪物小孩_真的太甜了@阿莫学长酸了🍋🍋
[A wow! Child _ @ monsters really too sweet @ amor senior acid 🍋 🍋]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
卢健生：
Space-X去年月，携带@ZCAM V Pro影视级VR摄影机，到达国际太空站那瞬间的图片来了。另刚接前方信息，Z CAM V Pro已成功从国际太空站观景窗，成功拍摄到叹为观止的地球片段。
[Space - X last month, carrying @ ZCAM VR camera level V Pro film and television, to reach the moment of the pictures to the international Space station. Just answer in front of the other information, Z V Pro CAM viewing window, has been successfully from the international space station successfully captured the stunning segments of the earth. ]
Z CAM 首席执行官
小野妹子学吐槽：
保佑你现在在意的那件事有个好结果🙏🙏🙏
[Bless you now care about that thing has a good result 🙏 🙏 🙏]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
冷笑话精选：
太厉害了！@一块小奶糕lee：引起极度舒适，顺便喊一句牛批@木头棣棣这是人类能够拥有的手的速度吗！！！！！！
[Amazing! @ a small NaiGao lee extremely comfortable, shout a cow, by the way of @ wood Di Di it is human to have the speed of hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#优酷蒙面唱将##孟庭苇柳暗花明# 月亮公主@孟庭苇 还是一如当年的样子 ，清澈的嗓音唱起《柳暗花明》，儿时记忆里的声音依旧难以忘怀，“就让我 扬着笑 落着泪 撒着野 红着脸 赤足在初醒的春天”tAiXmiW
[# youku masked will sing # # # the moon princess @ mai mai steady or as looked like, clear voice sang frame, still unforgettable childhood memory voice, let me raise a smile tears with wild red face barefoot earlier in the wake of spring tAiXmiW]
但斌：
应该严惩！@陈宇极品投资我签名。
[Should be punished severely. @ researh material - gourmet investment my signature.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：
恭喜@想吃豆腐乳 名用户获得【苦味矿泉水】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公示链接：tAiXgwlx
[Congratulations @ want fermented beancurd users get [bitter mineral water]. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tAiXgwlx]
汽车之家：
#晚安家人# 当今社会，年轻人的生活压力越来越大了，你觉得年轻人应该先攒钱还是先享受生活？
[# # good night family in todays society, young peoples life pressure is more and more big, do you think young people should first save money or to enjoy life? ]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
ZAKER：
#深夜ZAKER# 在生活里，人命是最重要的，犯不着为了些虚礼牺牲它。——王小波
[# ZAKER# late at night in life, life is the most important, some ceremony to sacrifice it. - wang]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
小浪同学爱吐槽：
#深夜大明白#【#孩子遭遇校园暴力怎么办#？ 转发收藏！】欺凌或许会带给孩子永久的伤害，校园欺凌暴力不容忽视。面对校园霸凌，父母该如何教导？听中国人民公安大学李玫瑾教授的回答↓↓为了孩子，请转发收藏！@中国警方在线 tEJqHvH
[# # the night big understand 【 forward collection experience campus violence to do # # child?!] Bullying may bring children permanent damage, bullying, violence cannot be ignored. In the face of the campus bullying, parents how to teach? Listen to the Chinese peoples public security university professor Li Meijin answer left left for the children, please forward the collection! @ Chinese police tEJqHvH online]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：
@人性最大的弱点是恐惧中药
[Traditional Chinese medicine (TCM) @ the biggest weakness of human nature is fear]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@A股围猎模式想的简单些，你会很快乐；想的深入些，你会很智慧。
[@ a-share hunting mode to simpler, you will be happy; Think deeply, you will be wise.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
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一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
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一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
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