新浪新闻客户端：
【殡仪馆弄丢老人遗体？馆长回应：火化错了】月日，辽宁抚顺县殡仪馆把一位蔡姓老人的遗体火化，将骨灰交给王姓丧户。然而蔡家亲属来出殡时却被告知没有老人遗体，连最后一面都没有见到，遗体就被火化了↓↓王家人捧回家的竟然是别人的骨灰。对此馆长却这样说↓↓现场视频↓↓tAigIkSu
[Lost the funeral home old man body? The curator response cremation wrong] month day, liaoning fushun funeral home a dealer old man of the cremation, the ashes to wang mourning families. However, CAI home only to be told that no old man body relative to a funeral, even not seen last time, the body was cremated left left member home turned out to be someone elses ashes. The curator is that left left the scene video left left tAigIkSu]
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[Confused @ dont be a sand sculpture dog blood double a little stimulation [doge] @ Mr Yang jiang wen we sa the ping ping hand collectors do yet [to eat the melon] @ around mountain stream eagle will not only love a person, but only love a person is in @ white doughnuts when I was a little boy, I cant understand, now also cant understand [stand hand] [stand hand]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
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[# double carnival night cat late moment remembered 】 【 # handsome, this collision handsome [tears] high pick rap small make up leap [kneeling] high directly to the explosion # # brilliance yu [ultra words] music Monkey King compaction hammer [bowing] what another avatar [thinking] # # cat late for everyone to see bai also looking forward to you which star to night cat? Weibo message, below small make up to help you ask a duck (ha ha) < br > tAigIaR]
汽车之家：
#家家新闻##东京车展#【东京车展：斯巴鲁全新LEVORG原型车】本届东京车展上，斯巴鲁全新一代LEVORG的原型车正式亮相。原型车（Prototype）往往可以看做是一款全新产品的准量产状态，它在外观和内饰上无限接近于量产版本，仅细节设计或功能尚不完善。作为第二代产品，全新LEVORG基于斯巴鲁SGP平...全文： m.weibo
[# every news # # # Tokyo motor show the Tokyo motor show the subaru brand new LEVORG prototype 】 the Tokyo motor show, subaru presented a new generation of prototype of LEVORG. Prototype (Prototype) often can be seen as a new product of production status, it is on the exterior and interior infinitely close to the production version, only the details design or function is not perfect. As the second generation product, new LEVORG based on the subaru the SGP flat... The full text m. eibo]
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南方都市报：
【手气太好？#牌友屡胡清一色女子气到报警#，一桌人一锅端被拘留[笑cry]】月日，重庆大足，一名女子打麻将怀疑对方出老千“屡胡清一色”，报警要求公安机关出警帮忙解决，民警来到现场后挨个处理，四人被处以行政拘留十日的处罚。该女子称：我可能是要被我老公骂惨。[允悲]@梨重庆 ...全文： m.weibo
[【 good luck too? # # card hu all woman repeatedly gas to alarm, a table people ones were detained [laugh cry]] month day, dazu county of chongqing, a woman playing mahjong a cheat uniform hu repeatedly doubt each other, the police asked the public security organ of a police to help solve, police came to the scene after each treatment, four people sentenced to administrative detention punishment. The woman said I might be scold by my husband. [allow sad] @ pear chongqing... The full text m. eibo]
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天猫：
天猫#双来了# .-.日，点击领取双购物津贴，满减，上不封顶，最重要的是.当天可跨店使用！真的是买到就赚到，戳-→tEzeTuiw
[Tmall # # double coming. -., click get double shopping allowance, full, no caps on, is the most important thing. The day can be used across the store! Is really buy will earn, stamp - > tEzeTuiw]
(σﾟ∀ﾟ)σ..*☆理想生活，上天猫！─=≡Σ(((つ•̀ω•́)つ超皮官V，撩本喵！
平安北京：
#笨贼一箩筐#【朋友无证驾驶遇查逃逸，男子到警局帮忙时称：我顶包来了】月日，哈尔滨。一司机驾驶证被注销开车上高速被交警查获后逃逸，找来朋友熊某顶包。民警发现熊某和当天男子完全不一样，熊某便开始交代自己是来替朋友顶包的，朋友说没事。最终，熊某被拘留日。tAigIaJ
[# stupid thief a lot # 【 escape, man friend in driving without a license to the police for help, Im the package to the 】 month day, Harbin. A driver was driving driving license is cancelled on the traffic police seized after the escape, to find friends Xiong Mou package. Police found Xiong Mou and the man was completely different, Xiong Mou began his come top package for a friend, a friend said ok. Finally, Xiong Mou were detained. tAigIaJ]
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青年时报：
【英国男子等待拔智齿时间太长，难忍剧痛结果上吊自杀[吃惊][悲伤]】据《每日邮报》日报道，今年月日，警方发现岁的男子霍斯金斯死在公寓里，他一直在英国国民医保的候补名单上等待拔智齿。他的母亲说，拔智齿所需的费用大约为英镑（约合人民币.万元），他一直在攒钱。来自霍斯金斯常去的...全文： m.weibo
[The British man waiting to pull out wisdom tooth time is too long, unbearable pain results hanged himself [surprised] [sad]], the daily mail reported, today (date) (month) (year), the police found hoskins - year - old man died in the apartment, he has been in the UK waiting to pull out wisdom tooth on NHS waiting list. His mother says that is about to pull out wisdom tooth costs pounds (about RMB ten thousand yuan), he has been saving money. From hoskins often go to the... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【非洲小伙躺棺材里恶搞自拍 第二天突然车祸身亡】近日，尼日利亚一名岁男子出于好奇，躺进一口刚做好的棺材里拿手机自拍还用手比“耶”，结果第二天他出门遭遇车祸身亡↓↓此时，距离他睡棺材不到小时。年长者认为艾萨克触犯了亡灵，才会遭此厄运。咋回事？真相↓↓tAigIqkh
[[African who lay in the coffin spoof autodyne suddenly killed the next day 】 recently, an old man out of curiosity, Nigeria lie in a freshly prepared the coffin with phone autodyne also hand than, yeah, the next day he left in a car accident died left left at this point, the distance from his coffin less than hours. Older people think Isaac broke the dead, will have the bad luck. What happened? The truth left left tAigIqkh down]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
青年时报：
【#子弹般的军人潘玉程再夺冠#！连说句还行，耿直可爱[太开心]】今天的军事五项比赛中，刚刚突破世界纪录、二次入伍、被誉为#中国最帅卡车司机#的潘玉程获得男子个人冠军。被问及哪场比赛最满意，哪场最艰难时，他说：“还行，都挺满意，八九不离十！”全场掩饰不住笑，耿直又可爱[哈哈]。（长江日报...全文： m.weibo
[【 # bullets of the soldiers Pan Yucheng win # again! Say ok, uprightness and lovely [quite happy]] military pentathlon competition today, just broke the world record, secondary to army, # # is known as Chinas most handsome truck driver Pan Yucheng mens individual champion. Asked which matches the most satisfied, which field the most difficult, he said a line still, quite satisfied, close! Full conceal smile, uprightness and cute (ha ha). (changjiang daily... The full text m. eibo]
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[ period weibo fashionable beauty makeup out week 】 out! This hot search list! On the top to the out first! Topic always reading nearly hundred million ~ TOP# goose head socks # @ # FashionBool TOP chicken feet stockings # @ # FashionFad TOP fashion completion by face or body # @ straight what worth buying TOP out as shown in the figure below left left left if you have interesting idea, come join us! ~]
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