2019年10月19日星期六

Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选:
    来评论把烦心事说出来,说不定心情会好一些[ok]
[To comment on the troubles, mood might better [ok]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

ZAKER:
    #深夜ZAKER# 真正能够欣赏你的人,永远欣赏的是你骄傲的样子,而不是你故作谦卑和故作讨喜的样子。——蒋方舟 ​
[# the night ZAKER# will really appreciate your man, always appreciate is the appearance of your pride, but not you so humble and so lovable appearance. - jiang]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

汽车之家:
    #晚安家人# 如果你的男女朋友掉水里了,你现在的职业能帮Ta做什么? ​
[# # good night family if your sweetheart friend fell in the water, your career can help Ta now do? ​]

汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台,为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务,助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能,建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈,建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈,正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车,都回汽车之家。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    #深夜大明白#韩国魔性瘦身操,比其他减肥操有乐趣的多!
没有蹦蹦跳跳的动作,炒鸡适合宿舍空间有限的学生党,和晚上下班怕吵到邻居的上班族们!tAiugIOPf ​

[# # the night big understand Korean ones lean operation, have far more fun than other weight-loss fuck! < br > no leap to jump, Fried chicken is suitable for the student party dormitory space is limited, and afraid of noisy to neighbor commuters from work at night! tAiugIOPf]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

冷笑话精选:
    好感动[心]@翻车鱼变身变身天!这句话!已经没有比他更大的大人了@进击的阿木君结尾好暖啊[泪]@九重天也明啊@电影士 大人只是长大了的小朋友[泪]@金小薇啊 越长大越无法自然流露情绪
[The good will move [heart] @ sunfish change to change to day! This sentence! Has no more than he is adult @ to advance the end I love you jun good warm [] tears @ ascended also Ming @ film children and adults just grew up [tears] @ jin wei more grow up more cannot naturally]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

微博汽车:
    #车评精选# #车型配置# 反正就是一个字儿:香!
[Review selected # # # car model configuration # anyway is a word sweet!]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

小野妹子学吐槽:
    [doge]@蕊蕊是个小甜饼万一有个真的混在里面……
[[doge] @ one thousand a rui rui is a cookie really mix inside...]

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冷笑话精选:
    太好听了吧!@未来金高银姐姐唱歌也太好听了叭!!!
[Too good to listen! @ future silver sister singing is too nice beep!!!!!!]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪新闻客户端:
    【黑人老哥用#臭屁喷雾把好友熏吐# 心疼这位朋友[允悲][允悲][允悲]】黑人老哥用臭屁喷雾整蛊好友,心疼这位朋友,真的被熏吐了![允悲]tAiXgh ​
[【 black brother use # # smelly fart spray to spit friends smoked love dearly friend [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]] black brother with smelly fart spray we cheat friends, love the friends, really be smoked vomitted! Allow sad tAiXgh]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

卢健生:
    我在@绿洲 发了一条超棒的动态,戳我看看>>tAiaazPr ​
[I am @ oasis sent a great dynamic, poke me see > > tAiaazPr]

Z CAM 首席执行官

卢健生:
    曼谷 tAiaXFpg ​
[曼谷tAiaXFpg]

Z CAM 首席执行官

ZAKER:
    #赵忠祥 写字又没招惹谁#【#赵忠祥回应一个字卖元#:写字又没招惹谁 何况还有人要】有媒体日报道,赵忠祥“老年生意”,称其可定制字画出售,只要花钱,还可录制对个人、企业的祝福视频。日,@赵忠祥 回应售卖书法,他称尽管有人对自己的字不以为然,但写字又没招惹谁,何况还有人要,“我写固...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # # zhongxiang who write didnt provoke [zhongxiang response to sell dollars # a word to write and who no offence and there are people to 】 media days of reports, zhao zhongxiang old business, says its customizable calligraphy and painting for sale, as long as money, can also be recorded for individual and enterprises greeting video. , @ zhongxiang response to sell calligraphy, he said although some of his words, but write didnt provoke who, besides there are people who want to, I wrote the solid... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷:
    #欧阳娜娜[超话]# @歐陽娜娜Nana 甜美唱腔惊艳全场,这首娜比唱给外婆的歌曲, “奶奶,再陪我年好吗?”简直狂戳泪点!#欧阳娜娜的歌听哭了#
tAiaiIsS ​

[# OuYangNaNa [ultra words] # @ OuYangNaNa Nana all sweet singing, the na than sing to her grandmothers songs, grandma, again with my years? It tears crazy stamp! # # OuYangNaNa song listen to cry < br > tAiaiIsS]

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