冷笑话精选：
超怀念了[心]@Lucie_多多 霸道总裁只爱单均昊[心][心]@流年只是那搁浅的过客整个青春啊@南歌晚他真的是人好，绅士，还谦虚@_Manitoba明道真的是我的白月光了[泪]童年男神
[Super miss [heart] @ Lucie_ many arbitrary President love only single all his [heart] [heart] @ time just the stranded traveler whole youth @ south song later he is really good, gentleman, still modest @ _Manitoba md is really is my white moonlight [tears] childhood male god]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
CSDN：
发布了头条文章：《程序员邂逅鼓励师的正确姿势！》 tAiupTPz
[Released the headline programmers encounter encourage teacher correct posture! tAiupTPz]
专业的中文 IT 技术社区，与千万技术人共成长。
ZAKER：
【无痛分娩，革命尚未成功】 精读|去年，中国无痛分娩开展率不足两成。而产妇们，真的很疼>> tAiupYgGB
[Intensive reading | epidural, revolution has not yet been successful 】 【 last year, China epidural rate less than twenty percent. And the maternal, really very painful > > tAiupYgGB]
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汽车之家：
#家家选车导购#【插电混动香吗 背靠背对比ei秦Pro】插电混动车型一直是一个比较“特殊”的存在，在不同的地区不同的政策环境下，它也有着不同的保有量。今天咱们就解决一个核心问题：插电混动车型到底香不香？来听@陈庚auto 和@郭泽松ZS 跟大家聊聊~tAiupYut
[# # every car ride the plug-in electric hybrid sweet? Compare the ei back-to-back qin Pro 】 plug-in electric hybrid vehicles has been the existence of a more special in different areas of policy environment, it also have different ownership. Today lets solve a core problem plug-in electric hybrid vehicles sweet not sweet? To hear the @ Chen Geng auto and @ Guo Zesong ZS talk to everyone ~ tAiupYut]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
猫扑：
【男子#上传虐狗视频并与网友对骂# 爱狗人士找上门将其打伤获刑】年月，大连一名男子将开水浇烫小狗的视频上传至网络后与网友对骂，称自己无道德底线。多名爱狗人士找到男子小区并对其进行殴打，于某用折叠椅将虐狗男子打至轻伤二级。近日，法院一审判决此案，于某犯故意伤害罪被判处有期徒刑七个...全文： m.weibo
[【 man # # upload abuse dogs with video and yell dog lovers seek the wounded sentence 】 years, dalian a man poured boiling hot dog video uploaded to the network and Internet recriminations, saying he has no moral bottom line. Many dog lovers find man plot and beating, the one with a folding chairs will abuse man to minor secondary. Recently, the court of first instance verdict of the case, to a committed intentional injury was sentenced to seven... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：
#我不能恋爱的女朋友#迟PD@许魏洲ZZ 对郑泽@UNIQ-周艺轩 捧脸杀！！！emmm 我柔@乔欣Bridgette 开始自我怀疑到底谁才是女一！！！至于到底亲没亲上，自己看吧tAiupYBv
[# I cant love girlfriend late PD # @ ZZ Xu Wei state of riche @ UNIQ - Zhou Yixuan hold face kill!!!!!! Emmm my soft @ Qiao Xin Bridgette start self doubt who is a woman!!!!!! As for exactly didnt kiss, oneself see tAiupYBv]
新浪汽车：
#车友互助# 微博网友@Dream-皮小蛋 投稿：嗨，我想咨询一下，现代ix和逍客哪一个更好一点？ [吃瓜][吃瓜][吃瓜] 来朋友们给分析分析 欢迎大家踊跃投稿👏
[# # juyou mutual weibo users @ Dream - leather contribute little egg hi, I want to seek advice, modern ix and qashqai which is better? [eat the melon] [eat the melon] [eat the melon] friends to welcome you all to contribute 👏 analysis analysis]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#纽约布鲁克林枪击# 导致人死亡】据美国紧急医疗服务（EMS）信息，当地时间月日，美国纽约布鲁克林一处街区发生枪击，枪击导致人当场死亡，另外人已经被转往医院。目前关于枪击暂无更多信息。（央视新闻）
[【 # # brooklyn, New York shootings killed people 】 according to the emergency medical services (EMS) information, local time, February nd American gun a brooklyn street, New York, shooting people died on the spot, the other people have been transferred to the hospital. Now no more information about the shooting. (CCTV news)]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
但斌：
@芷萱xx一个人孤身作战，一个人去面对一片蝗虫而不畏惧，真心佩服[赞][赞][赞][赞][赞][赞]
[@ zhi xuan xx a person alone, a person to face a locust without fear, sincerely admire [who] [who] [who] [who] [who] [who]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：
#我不能恋爱的女朋友# 精彩抢先看[耶]
丁小柔@乔欣Bridgette 一夜爆红，脱单锦鲤本鲤遭众人围观，巴特，更麻烦的事情来了……
VIP会员每周二更新集，非会员每周二周三更新集，周四更新集，下周剧情更高能，记得来看哦~
tAiupOgzg
[# # I cant fall in love girlfriend wonderful first [and] < br > d small soft @ Qiao Xin Bridgette night, take off a single koi carp were all gathered, bart, more trouble things here... < br > VIP member every Tuesday update set, non-members every Tuesday update set on Wednesday, Thursday update set, higher plot can next week, remember to see oh ~ < br > tAiupOgzg]
ZAKER：
【纽约布鲁克林发生枪击事件 已致人死亡人受伤】 当地时间日，美国纽约市布鲁克林发生枪击事件，造成人死亡，另有人受伤。 tAiupOvo
[The brooklyn, New York shootings have deadly wounded 】, local time, brooklyn, New York City shootings, killing people, others were injured. tAiupOvo]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
优酷：
#上锁的房间# 木教授@金世佳 和李琰俊@MIC肖顺尧Aero 在咖啡厅约见，李琰俊气场全开，木教授却欲言又止。到底他们口中的“那个东西”是什么呢？兄弟俩的过去又发生过什么？伦敦游轮爆炸案的背后又有什么秘密？记得持续关注更新呀，真相在等你~
tAiupNytd
[@ # # locked room wood professor Kim and Li Yan jung @ MIC XiaoShunYao Aero in the coffee shop meet, Li Yan JunQi fully open, professor wood is awkward. What is their mouth that thing is? The two brothers of the past and what happened? What is the secret behind the London bombings of cruise ship again? Remember to stay focused on updating ah, the truth is waiting for you ~ < br > < br > tAiupNytd]
新浪新闻客户端：
【简直动漫场景！#日本现紫粉色天空# 网友：果然是离二次元最近的地方】月日，台风“海贝思”将于晚间登陆日本关东地区。日傍晚，受该台风影响，日本多地天空变成紫色或者粉色。日本网友纷纷在社交媒体上分享美图称：从车站出来时，外面似乎成了“魔界”。国内网友称：日本果然是离二次元最近的...全文： m.weibo
[The animation scene! # # Japan now purple pink sky net friend indeed is the place nearest secondary yuan 】 month day, typhoon between will be at night in Japans kanto region. Day evening, affected by the typhoon, Japan more sky turned purple or pink. Japanese Internet users have to share the beautiful in social media, said out of the station, the outside seems to be a dark side. Domestic netizens said the Japanese were nearest secondary yuan... The full text m. eibo]
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猫扑：
【亲属称#李心草生前遭猥亵殴打# 警方：已展开调查】月日，@李心草妈妈 发文称岁女儿在云南昆明离奇落水身亡。家属称，李心草曾遭受他人猥亵及殴打。视频显示，李心草落水前曾和室友任某及任某的两名男性朋友共处。李心草被三人控制，男子掐住李心草的脖子扇了两耳光。#警方通报李心草溺亡事件#...全文： m.weibo
[【 relatives say # Li Xincao had been obscene # police beating investigation was launched 】, February nd @ Li Xincao mother said year old daughter in kunming, yunnan bizarre fell down dead. Families, said Li Xincao molested by others and beaten. Video display, Li Xincao before drowning worked with my roommate as one and as one of the two male friends. , Li Xincao controlled by three Li Xincao neck fan for two slap. # # police notified Li Xincao drowned events... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：
#我不能恋爱的女朋友# 期待契合的灵魂，享受单身自由，渴望被爱，又担心被伤害……网友走心分享#不能恋爱的原因# ，有你的故事吗？
[# # I cant fall in love girlfriend are looking forward to fit the soul, enjoy single freedom, the desire to be loved, worry about being hurt again... The net friend go share # # cant love the cause of the heart, there is your story? ]
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