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年纪大了…[泪]@Kelly依卡今天又是为哆啦a梦哭泣的一天😭 @进击的阿木君我哭的好大声[泪]@狼崽和小狐狸的永恒国度[心][心][泪][泪]@电影士不舍得[泪][泪]@大葉祗我记得这里
[Older... [] tears @ Kelly in accordance with the card today is cry for doraemon 😭 @ once more in a day I love you jun I cry loudly [] tears @ the eternal world of Wolf pups and fox [heart] [heart] [tears] [] tears @ film and not willing to give up [tears] [] tears @ big leaf only I remember here]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
南方都市报：
【激进示威者严重毁坏港铁站 #港铁售票机被砸市民买票排长龙#】日凌晨，香港激进示威者在港铁宝琳站内闹事，并严重损害港铁站。有示威者破坏出闸机、砸毁售票机屏幕，有人在站外喷涂“香港独立”等字眼，后有人与站长争执，香港警方到场带走多人。日早上，现场有技术人员抓紧修理设施，但因售票机被...全文： m.weibo
[【 militant demonstrators badly damaged Hong Kong MTR station # iron machines smashed people lined up for tickets # 】 day early morning, militant demonstrators in Hong Kong MTR Pauline station, and grave damage to Hong Kong MTR station. Demonstrators have damage out of the gate, smashed up ticket machine screen, someone standing outside spraying the word independence of Hong Kong, after someone with adsense, the Hong Kong police to take away many people. Morning, on-site facilities technicians to repair, but due to the ticket machine is... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪汽车：
#成都车展# 【未来的斯巴鲁什么样？斯巴鲁VIZIV Adrenaline概念车解析】概念车的发布很大程度上预示着该品牌未来车型的发展方向。以往我们对斯巴鲁的概念就是全时四驱和水平对置发动机。但从这款新车来看，斯巴鲁想传递给我们的是一种充满乐趣的生活方式。你心中的斯巴鲁是什么样的呢？ ...全文： m.weibo
[# # chengdu motor show the future of the subaru? Subaru VIZIV Adrenaline concept car parsing 】 concept car release largely indicates the development direction of the brands future models. Past our concept of subarus all-wheel-drive and level of engine. But from the point of the new car, subaru to pass to our way of life is a kind of fun. Subaru is in your heart what kind of? . The full text m. eibo]
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【岁女孩买伟哥吃被药师质疑家教不严 母亲哭诉真相】岁女孩小雅跑到药店买“伟哥”（西地那非），引起现场群众好奇。面对药剂师“家教不严”的质疑，小雅母亲流泪解释真相。据悉，我国每日靠“伟哥”续命的肺动脉高压患者超万，平均每年用于药物的花费在万至万元。以互联网公益项目为例，过去...全文： m.weibo
[【 year-old girl buy viagra to eat by pharmacists questioned tutor lax mother cry truth 】 year-old girl lesser ran to the pharmacy to buy viagra (sildenafil), cause the curious crowd. In the face of pharmacist tutor lax question, lesser mother and explain the truth. It is understood that China Daily by viagra above all, the lives of pulmonary hypertension patients per year on average for the cost of the drug in million to ten thousand yuan. Internet public welfare projects, for example, in the past... The full text m. eibo]
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快来看看爱豆们的不规矩衬衫穿搭示范，如何把衬衫玩出新花样~
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[Dont behave in # # shirt < br > come see love beans are not custom shirt demonstration, how to put the shirt new tricks ~ < br > Yang xiao zen hanah Mr Yang is the super CAI Xu Kunyi Yang thousand seal yi-bo wang XingFei, hot flow love bean shirt new tees, who do you PICK? ]
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微博汽车：
#成都车展# #豪车超跑# V的声浪听着就能“灵魂出窍”……
[# # # # chengdu motor show cars supercar V of listen to outside the soul...]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
保时捷：
#porschemoments#选择一种颜色，搭配你的心情。
[# porschemoments# choose a color, match your mood. ]
自 年以来，保时捷将旗下全系跑车引入中国，旨在为将我们所倡导的运动体验和创新精神带给每一位渴望挑战、追求完美的中国车友。
青年时报：
【两父子吵架上演“碰碰车”大战 #儿子醉驾撞父亲车次#】月日，贵州凯里，两车一前一后驶入小区，后车猛烈撞击前车次，后双方扭打在一起。交警到场了解到，肇事者龙某是被撞驾驶员儿子，两人因家庭琐事发生口角，儿子龙某趁酒劲做出此事。经检测龙某涉嫌醉酒驾驶，案件进一步处理中。...全文： m.weibo
[【 quarrel two father and son bumper car story # # son drunk bumped his father trains] month day, guizhou Carey, two cars tandem into the village, after the car slammed into limber, after both sides fighting together. Traffic police learned that present the perpetrators Long Mou was bumped drivers son, two people quarrel because of family matters, son Long Mou while wine strength to make it. Via detecting Long Mou suspicion of drunk driving, the case in the further processing. . The full text m. eibo]
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微博汽车：
马斯克在线回应保时捷Taycan，吐槽Turbo之余表示#下周Model S刷纽北# ，而此前特斯拉官方从未跑过纽北。如果让你来预测一下这两款车跑纽北的成绩，你认为保时捷Taycan更好，还是Model S更好？ tAiRBTTnB
[Musk online response porsche Taycan, poking fun at Turbo # # brush Model S new north next week, said after the tesla official never run new north. If let you to predict for the two cars run new north, porsche Taycan better do you think, or the Model S is better? tAiRBTTnB]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
新浪新闻客户端：
#便利店怀疑避孕套感染女子敲诈#【女子称买避孕套后感染真菌 便利店怀疑其恶意敲诈】月日，西安莲湖区市场监管局针对假避孕套事件作出回复：涉事唐久便利店未取得第二类医疗器械经营备案证，在其库房内未找到此批号避孕套。便利店称，怀疑周女士恶意敲诈已报案，面对质疑，当事人周女士怒怼：让他们...全文： m.weibo
[# convenience store doubt condom infected woman # extortion fungal infection after the woman said to buy condoms convenience store doubt its malicious blackmail 】 month day, xian lotus lake district market regulator for fake event reply condom involved Tang Jiu convenience store has not obtained the second category of the business registration certificate of medical equipment, in the warehouse was not found in the batch number of condoms. Convenience stores, according to doubt ms zhou malicious blackmail has reported, facing the question, the zhou ms nu Dui let them... The full text m. eibo]
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南方都市报：
【岁#女孩仿网红制爆米花引爆炸离世#！另一女孩面部手腿多处烧伤】近日，山东省枣庄市两名未成年女孩模仿网红做爆米花引起爆炸的消息在网上引发热议。月日，南都记者从枣庄市立医院获悉，在爆炸中受伤的其中一名女孩已于日中午不治身亡，另一名女孩已脱离危险，目前在烧伤科进行救治。
月日，...全文： m.weibo
[【 # at the age of the girl copy network # made popcorn red lead blast away! More than another girl face hand leg burns 】 recently, zaozhuang of shandong province two underage girls imitated web celebrity do popcorn explode news caused heated debate on the Internet. Month, SMW reporter learns from the appointed hospital of zaozhuang, were injured in the explosion of a girl died on day noon, another girl is out of danger, at present in the treatment of acute. < br > month,... The full text m. eibo]
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[# # of the flying tigers very war thunder, action suspense balance, light see forecast feel how brain burning, shooting, blasting, such as car chase scene, let a person have a boiling passion every scene! # # and bosco Roy reunited after Kenneth ma, excited rub hands, see youku Hong Kong theatre tonight! VIP first oh tAiRBOoF]
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tAiRBlrTU
[# # today is the first day of the audience, chengdu motor show, you came to chengdu auto show? Car home, editor of the teachers still fighting in the front line, take you to edit the teachers reveal day ~ @ lv by @ Liu Guanyu @ Chen Geng auto @.so chu beautiful goddess < br > tAiRBlrTU]
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