猫扑：
练字居然能练到这种程度。引起强迫症患者极度舒适～[憧憬][憧憬][憧憬]tAiEHtm
[Word can practice to this level. Patients with obsessive-compulsive disorder caused extremely comfortable ~ [hope] [hope] [hope] tAiEHtm]
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冷笑话精选：
没有对象的我酸了@Kaylor的k是katy的k评论好甜 我真的[酸]了
[No object I acid @ Kaylor k is katy k comments good sweet I reallyacid]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#对你影响最深的一支乐队# #一起乐队吧# 今晚重新演绎了Beyond的《大地》、披头士的《come together》和痛仰乐队的《西湖》等经典摇滚歌曲，回想那些年属于乐队的黄金时代，对你影响最深的乐队是哪一支呢？
tAiEYeq
[Your deepest influence # # # # band together a band tonight to deduce the Beyond the earth, the beatles last come together and back pain west lake and other classic rock songs of the band, to remember those years belongs to the golden age of the band, which is the most influence on you band one? < br > tAiEYeq]
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【忘记自己在逃？#网逃男子探监在押父亲时被抓#】月日，广西南宁。一男子到铁路公安看守所探视父亲时，神情紧张说话吞吐，民警核查确认该男子涉嫌故意毁坏财物被网上追逃。值班民警直接将其控制并移交玉林警方。@澎湃新闻 tAiEYjHzG
[【 forget himself on the run? # net escaped man was caught visiting his father in custody # 】 month day, nanning, guangxi. A man into a railway security detention house visit father, nervous mincer, police check to confirm the man suspected of intentionally damaging property was online pursuit. The policeman on duty directly to the control and handed over to police in yulin. @ surging news tAiEYjHzG]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪汽车：
#车友互助# 微博网友@我不是卷毛的 这是哪一款车？[吃瓜][吃瓜][吃瓜] 欢迎大家踊跃投稿👏 #大家来猜车#
[# # juyou mutual weibo users @ I not curly which car is this? [eat the melon] [eat the melon] [eat the melon] welcome to contribute 👏 # # everyone to guess the car]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
尼尼刀刀：
十五的月亮十六圆🌕
[ the moon round 🌕]
老天最公平的事就是每个人一天都只有小时，关键是我们如何利用它^o^
优酷：
#飞虎之雷霆极战#兰姨遇害坠楼，唐永飞@梁烈唯is梁竞徽 最后一道心理防线也崩塌了，这几集的剧情太刺激，小酷的小心脏就快要承受不住！ #优酷港剧场#
tAiEYlOza
[# # of the flying tigers very war thunder auntie LAN was killed after falling, Tang Yongfei @, lovelorn is Liang Jinghui last line of psychological defence has collapsed, the episodes of drama too exciting, little cool heart was about to bear! # # youku Hong Kong theatre < br > tAiEYlOza]
微博搞笑排行榜：
新来的朋友，加一下我微信。分配沙雕网友！！！🙋🙋♂️ 每周更一次，活好不粘人 ！👉复制公众號 gaoxiao
[The new friends, add my WeChat. Distribution of sand net friend!!!!!! 🙋 🙋 came ️ more once a week, live very clingy! 👉 copy number gaoxiao public]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
南方都市报：
高冷的猫咪有时候也会出丑，然而最可气的是还都被铲屎官录下来了[顶]，甚至笑出了猪叫声[允悲]猫咪：我太难了[喵喵]...@胡椒视频 tAiEjxu
[High cold sometimes the cat will make a fool of yourself, the most exasperating is, however, also has been recorded with a shovel excrement officer [cap], even laughed oink [allow sad] cat I too difficultmeow meow... @ pepper video tAiEjxu]
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冷笑话精选：
#二哈本质是僵尸#
两条腿就已经让铲屎官溜得如此费力[允悲] tAiEYdz
[# # , is essentially a zombie < br > two legs have to shovel excrement officer slipped so easily allow sad tAiEYdz]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#我不愿让你一个人太好听了# #一起乐队吧# 改编了五月天的《我不愿意让你一个人》，大提琴、launchpad等乐器的加入让整个舞台都变得充满回忆，这个青春和热血交织的舞台你喜欢吗[二哈]
tAiEYYMC
[# I dont want to let you a person too good # # # band together adapted a mayday I dont want to let you a person, cello, launchpad and other instruments to join to make the whole stage full of memories, the stage of youth and blood mixed do you like it ha] [two < br > tAiEYYMC]
汽车之家：
#家家选车导购##法兰克福车展#【巅峰之战 宝马Mi对比AMG GT S】AMG GT四门轿跑诞生后除了保时捷Panamera之外很长一段时间内就没有更多有直接威胁的选手了。不过随着宝马系重回公众视野，很多人也在期盼着宝马能够推出一款能与之抗衡的高性能四门轿跑。这不，与双门硬顶双门敞篷两种“传统...全文： m.weibo
[# Frankfurt motor show guide every car # # # 【 battle peak BMW Mi contrast AMG GT S 】 AMG GT four-door coupe except porsche eve after the birth of a long period of time, there is no more immediate threat. But with BMW is back in the public eye, a lot of people are looking forward to the BMW will launch a can compete with them high-performance four-door coupe. Its not, and a two-door hardtop two-door roadster two traditional... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#女生回应秒救下猝死大伯#：急救知识来自一场期末考试，没想到真救了人】近日，杭州一名女大学生在哈尔滨机场救回一位猝死大伯，事件被热传。女孩是@杭州师范大学钱江学院 播音与主持艺术专业的学生，她称所掌握的急救知识来自一次期末考试，当时做了关于医疗急救AED的选题，没想到真的救了人一命...全文： m.weibo
[【 uncle # # girls respond to seconds saved sudden death first aid from a final exam, didnt expect really saved people 】 recently, a female college students in Harbin airport in hangzhou to rescue a uncle, sudden death events are heat transfer. Girl is @ of qianjiang college of hangzhou normal university broadcasting and hosting arts student, she says the master first aid knowledge from a final examination, then do the topics about emergency medical AED, unexpectedly really saved one life... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
南方都市报：
【#一家人出游仅人还后续# 唯一生还者被舅舅控告】月日，南京女子钱某梅的弟弟钱明为“一家人出游仅人还”案件中死亡的亲属扫墓，表示已聘请律师控告唯一生还的外甥女缪兰。钱明认为缪兰拿出的遗嘱笔迹可疑，案件存在疑点。
去年月，钱某梅带女儿缪兰、父母、堂伯母一共人出游，结果仅缪兰一...全文： m.weibo
[【 only have follow-up # # the family travel is the only survivor was uncle charges 】, February nd nanjing woman Qian Mou meis brother made for people a family outing cases dead relatives grave, said it had hired lawyers accuse the only survivors niece MiaoLan. Trace think MiaoLan took out the wills of handwriting, suspicious cases exist. < br > last month, Qian Mou MiaoLan may bring daughter, parents, aunt hall, the total results only Samuel, who... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【火锅立功！公安部#A级通缉犯吃火锅暴露被抓#[doge]】五月，南通警方端掉了一个套路贷团伙，主犯郭某在逃。月日警方发现郭某踪迹，郭某买了蔬菜和火锅底料，民警推测他晚上吃火锅。民警到每个房门门口闻，一个房间里传出浓烈的火锅味，警方破门而入，果然将其抓获。tAiEYYaUa
[【 merit hotpot! The ministry of public security # # A level most wanted to eat hot pot exposure was caught [doge]] may, nantong police brought down A routine credit gangs, principal with at large. Police found named February nd, named bought vegetables and hot pot bed charge, police speculated that he eat hot pot in the evening. Civilian police to the door of each door, a strong room hot pot, the police broke in and indeed as expected to capture it. tAiEYYaUa]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
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