冷笑话精选：
我本人@治愈系心理学胃口好的人不容易抑郁[加油]
[I am @ healing psychology appetite is a good person is not easy to depression [go]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
南方都市报：
【安徽女子带孩子“打掩护”多次到超市行窃，过程被拍下！已被拘留】月日，安徽亳州警方曝光月日一女子因盗窃被安徽省亳州市公安局拘留。该女子在购物时，无意中发现某超市存在管理漏洞，之后，她带着孙子或外甥女多次到该超市“扫货”行窃。目前，该案还在进一步办理中。tAiEOSC
[The woman took the child in anhui cover for many times to the supermarket to steal, process was filmed! Custody 】 month day, bozhou in anhui police exposure, a woman was in anhui province bozhou city public security bureau detention for theft. The woman in the shopping, inadvertently found a supermarket there are loopholes in management rules, and later, with a son or niece, she repeatedly sold to the supermarket. At present, the case is still under further process. tAiEOSC]
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小野妹子学吐槽：
原来是这样[跪了]
[Is so] [kneeling]
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青年时报：
【《#天才枪手#》原班人马操刀，泰国年度票房冠军《#友情以上#》来杭路演[并不简单]】《友情以上》将于月日上映，今天，导演查亚诺普·布恩帕拉科布来到杭州路演。该片由《天才枪手》原班团队操刀制作，《初恋这件小事》“国民初恋”小水、最近大热泰剧《吹落的树叶》的女主平采娜、泰国当红小鲜肉Ni...全文： m.weibo
[【 the # gunners genius # player-wise, Thailands annual box office champion # # friendship above roadshow in hangzhou for [] are not simple 】 friendship above will be released in June , today, the director check jarnos boone para cobb came to hangzhou roadshow. The film produced by the original team on genius gunners fencing, crazy little thing called love people first num, recent hot Thai shows the blown leaves the Japanese popular little fresh Ni ping na, Thailand... The full text m. eibo]
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元气满满新沐瞳：
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航 心向往之，行必能至。
王小川：
今天人工智能在自然语言理解方面还很有限，严肃场合真人同传不可取代。我甚至认为，通用场合的机器同传如果和人一样，强人工智能时代就来临了。祝优秀的同传译员们中秋快乐。
[Today the artificial intelligence in natural language understanding is still very limited, serious occasion reality with the irreplaceable. Even, I think that the general situation of the machine with the if and the people, the strong artificial intelligence era is coming. Wish good with the translators a happy Mid-Autumn festival.]
好奇地活着
优酷：
#陆战之王# “一条大河，波浪宽……” 能量爷爷在最后的时间里为张能量@陈晓 欣慰，也用歌声向这个世界告别[悲伤] #能量爷爷走了#
tAiEWQeD
[# # a great river, the king of marines wave width... Grandpa energy in the last time for energy @ Chen xiao zhang relief, also use the song to say goodbye to the world [sad] # # energy grandpa left < br > tAiEWQeD]
玩转instagram：
郭麒麟自从上了一次热搜就飘了，居然还是跨行创业做时尚设计师，这是要给老郭家争光吗？#郭麒麟亮相断桥时装秀# 过几天朱正廷、王晨艺也会来，打开手机淘宝搜索“淘宝造物节”，不能错过了tAiEOroo
[Guo Qilin since a hot search is gone with the wind, incredibly still an inter-bank business do fashion designer, this is to give the guo family honor? # Guo Qilin at broken bridge shows # Zhu Zhengting, Wang Chenyi in a few days will come, cell phone taobao search taobao section creation, cannot miss tAiEOroo]
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冷笑话精选：
[允悲]@全是沙雕哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@时尚达人强子🐴@我脑浆都干了我真的笑吐了@吃不胖的小🐴！！
[[allow sad] ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ @ all sand fashionistas hadron 🐴 @ my brains do I really laugh vomitted @ to eat not fat little 🐴!!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小野妹子学吐槽：
这么多明星跨界时尚圈做时装！？断桥时装秀现场，郭麒麟X长城，热依扎X敦煌，马艳丽X西湖、张雨绮X快舟火箭，推出时装。Naomi campbell、马云也出席活动为中国时尚站台。过几天朱正廷、王晨艺也会来，打开手机淘宝搜索“淘宝造物节”，赶紧买票#郭麒麟亮相断桥时装秀#过几天朱正廷、王晨艺也会来，打开...全文： m.weibo
[So many stars crossover fashion fashion! ? Broken bridge show the scene, the Great Wall Guo Qilin X, heat according to Mr X in dunhuang, marry X west lake, Kitty zhang X faster boat rocket, to launch fashion. Naomi Campbell, ma also attended the activity platform for the Chinese fashion. Zhu Zhengting, Wang Chenyi in a few days will come, cell phone taobao search taobao section creation, hurry to buy a ticket # Guo Qilin at broken bridge shows # Zhu Zhengting, Wang Chenyi in a few days will come, open... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#爷爷教岁孙子开车#：我知道这事很严重。但他好奇就教了】月日，山东东营。岁爷爷在大马路上教岁的孙子开车时，被巡逻的民警当场查获。爷爷坦言，知道这事儿很严重，但孙子好奇，就教他开了。民警依法对爷爷罚款元并吊销驾驶证，孩子未满岁不予处罚。@一手Video tAiEOpLx
[[# grandpa taught years old grandson drive # I know it is very serious. But his curiosity greata 】 month day, dongying, shandong province. Old grandpa taught in the high street - year - old grandson while driving, the patrol police seized on the spot. Grandpa said, know this thing is very serious, but grandson, curious, and taught him away. Police fines for grandpa yuan and driving license is revoked in accordance with the law, children under the age is not punishable. @ Video tAiEOpLx]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小米手机：
拍照更美的小米手机安排上啦！这个中秋，美食+百事+合影=百事聚爽🙆♂️同意的话别光点赞，快把你们的聚爽中秋合影统统交粗来！[来]
[Take pictures more beautiful millet mobile phone arrangement! The Mid-Autumn festival, food + the + photo = PepsiCo gather great 🙆 came ️ agree dont glowing praise, get your poly great photos all make coarse to Mid-Autumn festival! [to]]
一面科技，一面艺术。
小野妹子学吐槽：
好的，该怪别人就怪别人，我没责任就不需要承担任何[泪]
[Ok, the blame others, blame others I dont need to undertake any irresponsible [tears]]
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优酷：
#你是我眼中的山川和海洋# 中秋福利来袭！夜渺夏蕊宁深情合唱超甜蜜～ @庄达菲要一直努力 @樊治欣FAN
tAiEWybwX
[# # is mountains and rivers and the sea in my eyes you benefits coming Mid-Autumn festival! Night are Xia Ruining soulful singing super sweet ~ @ tamiflu to have been trying to @ FanZhiXin zhuang FAN < br > tAiEWybwX]
猫扑：
【小学生坐公交一觉睡到终点站 公交司机开私家车送其回家】月日，湖北武汉，一小学生放学乘公交回家，上车后一路睡到终点站。公交司机清点发现后，由于小朋友说不清家庭详细地址和家人电话，公交站便决定派司机开私家车送其回家。看到被公交司机带回的孩子，正焦急不已的家长连声感谢。@时间视频 ...全文： m.weibo
[【 pupils sit bus to sleeping through the terminal bus drivers take their home in their own cars] month day, hubei wuhan, a pupil from school by bus to go home, get on the car after to sleep all the way to the destination. Bus driver found that counted, because the child couldnt say for sure family detailed address and family telephone, bus station and decided to send the driver take their home in their own cars. See be bus driver back to children, are anxious parents bother to thank. @ time video... The full text m. eibo]
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