小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#印度卫生部长称牛尿能治癌#：有关部门正在认真研究[摊手]】月日，印度卫生和家庭福利部部长在采访中表示，印度相关部门正在认真研究使用牛尿制作药物和治疗癌症。他还表示“牛的尿液本身就很强大，可以治疗健康问题”，此言论遭印度网友嘲讽，称“会让整个国家变得愚蠢”。tAiEarA
[【 # # Indias health minister said the cow urine can cure of cancer, relevant departments are studying carefully [stand hand]] month, Indias ministry of health and family welfare minister said in an interview, Indian authorities are serious study using cow urine production of drugs and treatment of cancer. He also said cow urine itself is very powerful, can treat health problems, this speech was Indian netizens mocked, said will make the whole country become stupid. tAiEarA]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【网曝#老师提水桶校门口给女生卸妆#：学生要有学生样】近日，网友爆料某中学在开学入校期间，出现了一名提着水桶堵在校门口为女同学卸妆的男教师。视频显示，一群提着行李的女生排着队，等待这位男教师亲自卸妆。在擦完一个之后，男教师把毛巾放进身边的水桶里投一下，再继续擦拭下一个女学生的脸，边...全文： m.weibo
[The net exposure makeup # # bucket school teacher to girl students must have the sample 】 recently, the netizen has a middle school during the school campus, appeared a carrying a bucket wall for female classmate makeup of male teachers at the school gate. Video display, a group of girls lined up to carry the luggage, waiting for the male teacher personally discharge makeup. After brushing a male teacher put the towel into the side cast a bucket, continue to wipe the next female students face, edge... The full text m. eibo]
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【#阿里发布新六脉神剑#，价值观来自阿里土话】#阿里巴巴周年#当天，阿里巴巴正式公布新六脉神剑价值观，六条价值观都来自于阿里土话——客户第一，员工第二，股东第三；因为信任，所以简单；唯一不变的是变化；今天最好的表现是明天最低的要求；此时此刻，非我莫属；认真生活，快乐工作。
[【 # # issued new six pulse excalibur, ali values from ali dialect 】 # # alibaba anniversary day, alibaba six pulse excalibur formally announced new values, six values from ali dialect, customer first, employees second, shareholders third. Because trust, so simple; The only constant is change; Today is the best performance tomorrow the lowest requirements; At this moment, mine; Serious life, happy work. ]
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刘彦斌：
软件股的股价很硬，但业绩很软！
[Software stocks share price very hard, but performance is very soft! ]
微博搞笑排行榜：
加油！@JocieK最近急需这种东西@就一点喜欢今天的话题我太需要了 最近真的太丧了
[Come on! @ JocieK need something @ recently is a bit like todays topic I need too much recently really lost too much]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
元气满满新沐瞳：
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航 心向往之，行必能至。
冷笑话精选：
？？哈哈哈哈哈哈[允悲]@我的追星大号沈腾长在我的笑点上啊😂@Torinoe 这不是菜，这是yo！！中草yo！！[允悲][允悲]每次看到沈腾买菜这段都要笑死[允悲][允悲][允悲]
[?? Ha ha ha ha ha ha @ allow sad, I make track for a star of the large-sized Shen Teng long on my joke 😂 @ Torinoe not food, it is yukio okamoto,!!!!! Yukio okamoto, implied!!!!! [allow sad] [allow sad] every time I see Shen Teng buy vegetables that are killing [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【沙特记者#卡舒吉遇害前录音首曝光# 还原最后时刻】沙特记者卡舒吉于年月日在沙特驻伊斯坦布尔领事馆遭到从利雅得派出的人暗杀小组杀害并肢解，遗体至今仍下落不明↓↓外媒日前公布了据称是卡舒吉生前最后分钟与暗杀小组谈话录音，最后时刻首曝光。完整录音内容↓↓tAiESUTHC
[[Saudi press # # card suu kyi was killed before the recording the first exposure reduction last minute 】 Saudi press CARDS suu kyi on (date) (month) (year) from Riyadh in Saudi consulate in Istanbul was dispatched assassination team killed and dismembered, the body is still missing left left foreign media recently unveiled a supposedly with assassination team talk card suu kyi last minute recording, last time the first exposure. Complete the recording left left tAiESUTHC content]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【姑娘中多万大奖后整形 靠卖照片再赚多万[跪了]】年前，来自英国岁的简-帕克买彩票中了万英镑，成为英国最年轻的获奖者↓↓中奖后她大肆挥霍，买车买房，还在身体许多部位都动了刀去做整形手术↓↓如今，她又靠着整容后的自己卖照片，再次赚取百万英镑，感受一下↓↓tAiESyH
[The girl more than in the awards plastic by selling photos then earn more than [kneeling]] years ago, from the British Jane parker at the age of thousands of pounds in the lottery, to become Britains youngest winners left left after winning her splurging, buying a car to buy a house, also in many parts of the body to move the knife to have plastic surgery left left now, she again by yourself after the cosmetic sell photos, again earn millions of pounds, feel the left left tAiESyH]
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巴曙松：
去年底外资持A股.万亿，QFII占%，亿元，去年底QFII总额度亿美元，算下来去年底QFII额度只用了%+。所以，含金量最高的一句话不是取消额度，而是『RQFII试点国家和地区限制也一并取消』。
[Late last year foreign a-share. Trillions, QFII accounted for %, one hundred million yuan, at the end of QFII wanting $, is down at the end of QFII quotas in % +. So, a word from the highest value is not cancel the quota, but RQFII pilot countries and regions restrictions also cancel. ]
金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#上百老人被骗数百万做放血治疗# 警方捣毁特大医疗诈骗团伙！】南京的曹女士被某保健品公司以“免费旅游”为幌子，带到医院做“放血治疗”诈骗万多。月日，该诈骗团伙人被抓，受害人超过人，被骗总额超过万。所谓医疗专家根本没有任何资质，有些只有初中文化，他们怕放血过多出人命，还...全文： m.weibo
[【 hundreds of the old man was tricked into millions do # # therapeutically to heavy police destroyed the fraud gang!] Nanjing cao is a health products company in the guise of free travel, to the hospital to do fraud more than bloodletting therapy. June , the fraud gang people are caught, the victims more than people, were tricked into total more than million. So-called medical experts dont have any qualifications, some only junior high school culture, they are afraid of bleeding too much medicine, also... The full text m. eibo]
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【男子横穿马路被撞 一旁小狗守交规现走斑马线 现场上课！】近日，江苏苏州，太仓路口刘某驾驶小轿车左转弯时，与横过马路的外地人王某发生碰撞，致王某倒地受伤。此时，一条小狗经过路口时，停了下来，确认安全后，经人行横道线通过道口，现场给王某上了一课。tAiEaFQwF
[The man is crossing the road into a side dog shame now go zebra crossing site class!] Ryu driving car recently, jiangsu suzhou, taicang intersection turn left, cross the road with the outsiders wang mou collision, wang mou fell down injured. At this point, a little dog through the intersection stopped, after confirmed safe, the pedestrian crossing through the crossing, the scene to wang mou a lesson. tAiEaFQwF]
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南方都市报：
【中石化卖咖啡背后：面临盈利危机，欲依托“便利店之王”实现增长】月日，中石化旗下的易捷便利店推出全新品牌“易捷咖啡”，正式入局咖啡行业。日，中石化易捷销售公司“中石化易捷”公开招聘总裁、副总裁等高管人士，负责“新业务开发运营”等业务，被视为加快进军咖啡市场的步伐。
此次稍显另类...全文： m.weibo
[Behind the sinopec selling coffee face profit crisis, to rely on the king of the convenience store growth] month day, sinopecs easyjet convenience store new brand easyjet coffee, formal incoming coffee industry. Easyjet sales company, sinopec sinopec easyjet open recruitment President, vice President and other executives, responsible for the development of new business operations and other business, is seen as accelerating the pace of the coffee market. < br > the slightly different... The full text m. eibo]
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青年时报：
【威尼斯后#《兰心大剧院》#再赴多伦多电影节，巩俐：为新角色学催眠术和开枪】在威尼斯电影节上收获了不错的评价之后，《兰心大剧院》的导演娄烨携主演巩俐 、@HERO趙又廷 等主创又马不停蹄的赶赴了多伦多电影节。多伦多时间月日-日，该片在多伦多电影节展映，导演娄烨，编剧兼制片人马英力，主演...全文： m.weibo
[【 Venice after # # orchid heart theatre again to the Toronto film festival, gong hypnosis new role in learning and shoot 】 at the Venice film festival after harvest the good evaluation, the orchid heart theatre director Lou ye and starring gong li, @ HERO zhao again of the creator and on to the Toronto film festival. Toronto time - February nd day, the film in the Toronto film festival, director Lou ye, writer and producer Ma Yingli, starring... The full text m. eibo]
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微博汽车：
#豪车超跑# #汽车评测# 我是多么想成全自己也成全家人啊，可是钱包表示：不行[允悲]
[# cars run # # # auto measure how much I want to fulfill itself also into the family, but the purse says no [allow sad]]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
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