优酷：
#音浪合伙人[超话]# #优酷音浪合伙人#看点预告来袭！什么事情让现场状况频发？大秀能否顺利完成？音浪召集人@蘇有朋 @薛之谦 @王嘉尔 今晚带你揭晓答案！锁定优酷，就要来了！ tAiEhcDc
[[ultra words] # # # the sound waves partners youku sound wave incoming partner read # trailer! What makes frequent situation? The big show can be completed smoothly? Sound waves convener @ su yupeng @ memory @ Wang Jiaer tonight show you your answer! Locking youku, is coming! tAiEhcDc]
微博搞笑排行榜：
预告今晚分互动题目：“刚刚毕业的大家，都过着怎样的生活”。（本条预告分钟后删除）
[Forecast tonight in interactive questions what has just graduated from everybody, lived a life. (this article forecast minutes remove)]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
猫扑：
【刚拿驾照就被扣光，#新手司机误听导航高速逆行近公里#】近日，湖北麻城一名新手司机驾车在沪蓉高速上行驶。途中，听到导航提示“靠左行驶”，司机竟穿过中央护栏，驶入对向车道，执着地按导航指引前进，在超车道上一路逆行……等到被民警拦下时，他已在高速上逆行近公里。 tAiEQPGqM ...全文： m.weibo
[【 just take a drivers license is buckle light, # # novice driver told navigation high-speed retrograde nearly kilometers] recently, the hubei macheng a novice driver driving over shanghai-chengdu. On the way, to hear the navigation prompt to on the left, the driver was through the central guardrail, into to the driveway, dedication in accordance with the guide navigation to go forward, in the expressway to retrograde all the way... When he was stopped by police, hes been retrograde nearly kilometers on the motorway. TAiEQPGqM... The full text m. eibo]
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南方都市报：
【#墨西哥现包碎尸#：疑涉贩毒集团，已识别出具尸体】据BBC日报道，月初墨西哥在哈利斯科州瓜达拉哈拉市外的一口井中，发现个装有人类遗骸的黑色袋子，当时当地居民开始抱怨气味难闻。袋子里绝大多数是碎尸，法医已设法确定具尸体，但仍有尸体部位未能被识别。哈利斯科州是墨西哥最暴力贩...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # Mexico now package ripper suspected for drug cartels, identified by body 】 according to the BBC days of reports, in early Mexico in jalisco state in a well outside the city of guadalajara, found a black bag containing human remains, the local residents began to complain about the smell bad. Bag is most mutilations, forensic has managed to identify bodies, but there are still a body parts has not been able to be identified. Jalisco state is Mexicos most violent vendor... The full text m. eibo]
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丑女达人：
昨晚喝了一碗桃胶银耳红豆汤，起了一宿夜，早晨不水肿了，但黑眼圈妥妥的安脸上了。还好是周末，再睡会去[嘻嘻]
[Last night to drink a bowl of red bean soup, peach gum tremella up a night, a night not edema in the morning, but its ok to black rim of the eyes face. Sleep well is weekend, Ill (hee hee)]
喜欢就去买，没钱就去赚，人生那么短，辛苦给谁看！
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#男子以为中秋不查酒驾# 男子酒驾被查逃逸】月日，广州深圳。中秋假日期间，深圳交警以双倍于平日警力开展查酒驾行动，但依旧有不少人铤而走险酒后驾车。一名醉驾mgml的司机称，以为假日不查酒驾。@澎湃新闻 tAiEQkIs
[[# men thought is not check the drunken driving # man is drunk driving escape 】 month, guangzhou, shenzhen. During the Mid-Autumn festival holiday, shenzhen traffic police to double than normal forces to carry out the check drunken driving action, but there are still many people desperate drunk driving. A drunk MGML driver said that holiday dont drunk driving. @ surging news tAiEQkIs]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
冷笑话精选：
#假期即将结束的我#
这一巴掌像极了生活对我的摧残[二哈] tAiEQko
[# # holiday is coming to an end I < br > this slap like to my life by two ha tAiEQko]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
汽车之家：
#家家新闻# 【E周见|月车市成绩／法兰克福车展亮点】中秋假期即将余额不足，借着余暇我们来刷一波本周的车圈热点。先说好消息，公安部出台了项交管新举措，各种手续简化了不少，以后买车用车会更加方便。贵阳也取消了车牌摇号政策，当地想买车的消费者可以抓紧了。另外，一年一度的法兰克福车展正在...全文： m.weibo
[# # every news [see | E week on market performanceFrankfurt auto show window 】 the Mid-Autumn festival holiday is insufficient, in the spare time we brush to a wave of rim hot this week. First good news, the ministry of public security issued new measures for the traffic, each procedure simplifies many, buy a car after car will be more convenient. Guiyang also cancelled the license plate lottery policy, local consumers want to buy a car can hold on. In addition, the annual Frankfurt auto show is... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
南方都市报：
【高校典礼突遇大雨 校长稿子一扔“我就讲句话” 最短致辞被点赞】月日，沈阳工学院举行级新生军训汇演暨开学典礼，但天公不作美，风雨不期而至。轮到校长李康举发言时，雨越下越大。“以人为本就是说任何形式都需要服从实际需要的，所以今天请允许我不按照事先准备的讲稿”，说完这句话，校长...全文： m.weibo
[【 ceremony drenched by the rain President (draft a throw I speak words the shortest speech by thumb up 】 June , the shenyang institute of technology for freshmen military training performance and the opening ceremony, but the bad weather, wind and rain. It was the principal Li Kangju turn to speak, the more rain. People-oriented is any form need to obey the actual demand, so today, please allow me to not according to the prepared speech, say that finish this sentence, the principal... The full text m. eibo]
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但斌：
@黄刚【年，中国人日均.亿件快递】你平均每天多少？
[@ Huang Gang years, Chinese daily. Million pieces express 】 【 you on an average day?]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
[笑cry]估计小时候练的功夫@老马自奋蹄[笑cry]@苏世山价值投资 [允悲]@侯宁[允悲]九个月还折腾。@周晓鹏 转发微博
[[laugh cry] estimates that as a child to practice kungfu @ old colleagues hooves [laugh cry] [allow sad] @ @ Su Shishan value investment hou ningallow sad also for nine months. @ Zhou Xiaopeng forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【破案了？#实地探访三峡水怪事发地#安徽池州，#三峡水怪或为围油栏#】近日，三峡坝区疑现“水怪”引发关注。网友反映，根据视频建筑，拍摄地是安徽池州贵池区江口轮渡码头。拍客实地探访并求证码头工作人员，证实是该码头画面。不少网友推测，所谓的“水怪”，或为被冲走的围油栏。@一手Video ...全文： m.weibo
[【 solve? # # field visits to the three gorges the creature in the anhui chizhou, # # three gorges water or oil boom 】 recently, suspected of the three gorges dam is now monster caused concern. Netizens reflect, according to the video architecture, location is anhui chizhou guichi district river ferry terminal. Making the on-site visit and test dock workers, proved to be the terminal screen. Many netizens speculate that the so-called monster, or to be washed away by the oil boom. @ in Video... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：
@苍仓迦措@苏州玉山闲人没有央行印钞机做后盾的企业都不行了
[@ pale storehouse and cuo @ suzhou yushan idle people dont have central Banks printing presses for backing the enterprise all not a line]
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