冷笑话精选：
现在！立刻！马上！
分享一张你#朋友圈里颜值最高的人#
顺便简单介绍一下Ta
（别发自拍啦[doge]）
[Now! Right now! Right now! Share a < br > you # # appearance level of the highest one in the circle of friends < br > by the way, make a brief introduction of Ta < br > (dont [doge]) from shoot?]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
汽车之家：
#家家汽车文化# 【车手成长记 汽车之家赛车队参赛实录】今年，汽车之家原创团队成立了一支赛车队，这是一个奇怪也不奇怪的事情，奇怪是因为汽车之家是一个汽车媒体，不是汽车厂商，更不是俱乐部，不能争名，不能夺利，弄个赛车队图啥？不奇怪的是，作为一个汽车媒体，凑不出几个爱赛车的人玩车队吗？说...全文： m.weibo
[# # every car culture [driver growth record home of car racing teams participating transcript 】 this year, auto, home of the original team established a racing team this is a strange also not strange, strange, because the family of the car is a car media is not auto manufacturers, more than the club, cant fight, not, get a racing team figure? Not surprisingly, the media as a car, dont have a few who love car to play team? Say... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
优酷：
#飞虎之雷霆极战# 小时代剧场：@Ron吳卓羲 @蔡洁Jacky @Jennifer余香凝 上演飞虎三角恋，一个是青梅竹马，一个是日久生情，真让人纠结呢，章文龙是不是很头秃呢[坏笑] 赶紧来#优酷港剧场# get更多精彩剧情吧！tAiEHzCv
[# # of the flying tigers thunder very war era of small theater @ Ron Roy @ Cai Jie Jacky @ Jennifer lingering fragrance setting stage of the flying tigers, a love triangle is a childhood friends, a day long living feeling, really let a person struggle, ZhangWenLong whether very bald? [laughs] bad hurriedly to # # youku Hong Kong theatre get more wonderful drama!!!! tAiEHzCv]
中国银行信用卡：
多年没逛的家乡的超市，还真想去看看变化！不过逛超市之前别忘了带上中行信用卡去享受满减的优惠哦，逛逛顺便揩揩油，这个主意不错，走起！
[Supermarket didnt go home for many years, the changes also really want to see! But dont forget to take the bank of China credit card before the supermarket enjoy preferential oh, reduction around wipe hijack, by the way, thats a good idea, start! ]
中国银行信用卡发卡周年！环球精彩，一卡尽享！刷中行信用卡，带你去环游！信用卡积分不够用每月官微组团购！积分抢兑，不敢相信的礼品！官微游戏，点到手指抽筋！境外返现，海淘优惠，折扣点赞点赞点赞！
青年时报：
【课间操哪家强？各地#花式课间操#来袭】内蒙古学生跳蒙古舞？东北小学课间扭秧歌？还有鬼步舞、街舞、拉丁舞…从传统到个性，各类课间操只有你想不到，没有他们做不到。网友：#还在正常跳课间操的学校#已经不多了。[允悲]你还记得你当年做的是哪套课间操吗？ tAiEjrKLk
[【 around which the lesson hold strong? # # fancy the lesson hold incoming 】 students in Inner Mongolia Mongolian dance? Northeast elementary school break dancing? And step ghost dance, street dance, Latin dance... From traditional to personality, all kinds of lesson hold only you thought, no they cant do. Net friend # # is in the normal jump lesson hold school is running out. [allow sad] do you remember what you did is what sets the lesson hold? tAiEjrKLk]
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猫扑：
【#泰迪没拴绳被撞主人索赔# 车主：狗没栓绳才致事故发生】月日，宁夏银川，男子带泰迪犬上街不牵绳，狗狗被一辆摩托车撞倒，致使脑出血。狗主人称，泰迪犬价值元，必须赔偿医疗费。摩托车主认为，是狗没拴绳才导致事故发生。在狗主人要求下，他赔偿了元。@梨视频 tAiEYUwS ...全文： m.weibo
[[# teddy not tether was hit owners claim # owner dogs not belay before the accident happened] month day, ningxia yinchuan, men take a teddy dogs on the streets is not a leash, the dog knocked down by a motorcycle, cause cerebral hemorrhage. Dog owners, said teddy dog value yuan, must compensate for medical treatment. Motorcycle riders that is dog leashes to lead to accidents. Under the request of the owner, he damages the meta. @ pear video tAiEYUwS... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【#孩子遭霸凌虎妈怒喷对方家长#：出来单挑！】南非有一名母亲托卡娜，日前听到儿子哭诉在学校被人欺负，当场气到抓狂，教育儿子面对霸凌时不该软弱，还大骂儿子“你以后怎么保护我”，随后马上打电话给对方的家长，直接撂狠话“出来打一场”，将对方喷得哑口无言。网友看完后笑翻，有人直言“让我想起...全文： m.weibo
[【 # children bully LingHu mother angry spray the other parent # one-on-one hit!] South Africa has a mother topkapi, hear a son crying before being bullied at school, gas on the spot to the crazy, education son in the face of bullying shouldnt weak, also called how do you protect me, son, she immediately to call each others parents, direct flow malicious words come out to play a game, to the other party rendered speechless. Net friend laughing after see, someone say reminds me of... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【妈失联爸盗窃 #岁男孩派出所生活个月#】月日，辽宁葫芦岛。岁的小航（化名）因父亲“五进宫”，母亲失联，由连山派出所民警们照顾了个月。所长田宏伟称，今年月，他们派出所抓捕了小航的父亲，之后有天晚上一个女士将小航放在了派出所门前。由于小航出生时没办理任何手续，刚来时还是“黑...全文： m.weibo
[【 mom lost dad theft # # life months old boy police station] month day, liaoning huludao. Little air at the age of five palace (not his real name) for father, mother, lost in the mountains to the police station the police to take care of the months. Hong-wei tian, director, said this month that they police station arrested a small navigation father, one evening after a woman put little air in the police station in front. Due to the small air was born didnt any formalities, came or black... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
南方都市报：
【“美心大小姐”伍淑清：爱国之心代代相传，告诫年轻人不要受蛊惑】近日，两位香港商界女强人——“赌王”何鸿燊之女何超琼和美心集团创始人伍沾德长女伍淑清，分别以香港各界妇女联合协进会主席和监察顾问身份，来到联合国日内瓦办事处，出席人权理事会第届会议。
她们在会场内外持续为香港发声，...全文： m.weibo
[[ miss beautiful heart big Annie wu patriotism from generation to generation, inform young people dont be deluded 】 recently, two women in the business of Hong Kong, pansy ho, daughter of Stanley ho, king and the heart with wu DE eldest daughter Annie wu, founder group, respectively, by the chairman of the Hong Kong coalition of women and the supervision of the consultant, came to the United Nations office in Geneva, attended the first session of the human rights council. < br > they both inside and outside the venue continues as the voice of Hong Kong,... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：
#酷酷日爆社#月半为胖[doge]#优酷胖刊#给你半月精彩[嘻嘻]
#易烊千玺[超话]#高冷外表下的可爱小甜豆[馋嘴]
恋爱观察员#朱正廷[超话]#and#程潇[超话]#品评恋爱味道[爱你]
#罗小黑战记#带你于孤独世界寻找温暖[抱抱]
优酷半月刊不仅带你回忆大事件、预告新消息[心]还给你暖心的中秋祝福～中秋快乐鸭[心]...全文： m.weibo
[# # cool day explodes the club half of fat [doge] # youku fat issue # give you half a wonderful (hee hee) < br > # Jackson [ultra words] # high cold appearance cute little sweet bean [available] < br > love observers # Zhu Zhengting [ultra words] # and# Cheng Xiao [ultra words] # tasting flavor [love] you love < br > # # luo black us with you in the lonely world looking for warm [hug] < br > youku semimonthly not only bring you recall events, forecast the new message [heart] give you warm the heart of the Mid-Autumn blessing ~ happy Mid-Autumn festival duck [heart]... The full text m. eibo]
冷笑话精选：
马克一下@大果粒不在理想国[微笑]@鲜橙西瓜多@蜻蜓队长马@阿莫学长马！明天宅在家里看！
[Mark the @ big fruit grain is not utopia [smiles] @ orange watermelon more @ dragonfly captain ma @ amor senior horse! Curtilage at home tomorrow see!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#电影大雪怪#超级巨兽诞生记震撼揭秘，看“大雪怪”如何“变身”来袭，从立体设计到倒模造型再到一根根毛发的覆盖，不禁让人回忆起奥特曼打小怪兽的童年，也感叹匠人的精益求精。不过这怎么看都像一个大喵诞生记呀。可甜可盐，上打飞机下打巨齿鲨，这样的雪地守护神，你爱了吗？@电影雪怪
...全文： m.weibo
[# the visits to the movie # super beast were born shock Revelations, see snow blame how to change, from the three-dimensional design to pour molding to cover their hair, make the ultraman dozen small monster childhood memories, lamenting the workmans excellence. But how is that look like a big meow were born. Under salt can be sweet, on the plane for giant shark teeth, like the snow, do you love? @ film snow blame < br >... The full text m. eibo]
青年时报：
#跪骑摩托找刺激被拘# 【男子跪骑摩托找刺激，交警：车神被拘了】 近日，广西百色。一男子驾驶摩托车玩起了“炫酷”的车技，把双脚放在坐垫上，以单膝下跪的姿势驾驶摩托车，被交警找到后，其称只为寻求刺激。男子因无证驾驶被行拘日。（视频来源：@百色交警）tAiEYrish
[# # kneel ride a motorcycle to find stimulation was detained the man knelt ride a motorcycle to find stimulation, the traffic police lr was detained the 】 recently, the guangxi baise. A man driving a motorcycle to play up the cool joyriding, put your feet on the cushion, in one knee kneel down posture driving motorcycle, was found by the traffic police, said its just to seek stimulation. Man was arrested, line for driving without a license. TAiEYrish (video source @ the baise traffic police)]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【疑因司机没理他 男子怒#抢方向盘掌掴司机拘留日#[怒]】月日，南昌一乘客突然冲向公交驾驶室，抢夺方向盘还掌掴司机。被打司机称，当时男子在车上大声叫唤“到哪里”，以为对方在跟人打招呼，不料男子冲过来质问为什么不理他，随后发生冲突。目前男子被拘留日。tAiEYrNk
[【 doubt because the driver didnt manage his man anger # # grab the steering wheel slap driver detention day [anger]] month day, nanchang passenger suddenly rushed toward the bus bridge, grab the steering wheel also slapped the driver. Was the driver, said the man in the car yell where, thought each other in greeting people, only man came and questioned why ignore him, then the conflict. The man was detained. tAiEYrNk]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【电子烟致病案例高发 #CNN决定停播电子烟广告#】CNN做出决定，将不再接受Juul或其它电子烟产品的广告投放。一位发言人在接受采访时称，CNN全球总裁JeffZucker在一次员工会议上宣布了这一决定，随后其在一份声明中证实了此事。近年来，电子烟在青少年和未成年人中开始变得流行，甚至引发了美国食品药物...全文： m.weibo
[【 electronic cigarette case high pathogenic electronic cigarette advertising # # CNN decision off 】 CNN to make a decision, will no longer accept Juul or other electronic cigarette products advertising. A spokesman said in an interview, CNN global President JeffZucker in a staff meeting announced the decision, then it was confirmed by said in a statement. In recent years, the electronic cigarette in adolescents and young people started to become popular, even caused the U.S. food and drug... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
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