2019年9月7日星期六

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南方都市报:
    #马戏团跳出铁笼老虎已找到#【河南原阳#马戏团表演老虎跳出铁笼# 警方:老虎已抓到没伤人】月日,河南原阳一马戏团进行老虎表演时,老虎攀爬上铁笼直接跳出,工作人员赶紧敲打仍未能阻止,老虎跑进了玉米地,围观村民惊慌失措逃离。随后当地组织警力、群众全力寻找老虎。据警方表示,目前老虎已经找...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # the circus tiger jumped out of their cages have found [henan YuanYang # circus show the tiger jumped out of their cages # police tiger havent hurt caught on, the original thing, henan circus to tiger, the tiger climb directly out of their cages, still failed to prevent the staff to knock, the tiger ran into the cornfields, onlookers villagers panic to escape. Then the local police, people looking for the tiger. According to police, the tiger has been looking for... The full text m. eibo]

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    哈哈哈哈@欣了个宇儿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈太可爱了@一天都不想再胖下去看评论区笑出了猪叫[笑cry]@想吃小熊硬糖笑死哈哈哈哈@Feather_评论太搞笑了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈[哈哈]
[Ha ha ha ha @ xin yu son ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha so cute @ all day dont want again fat down to see the comments section laugh out of the pig called [laugh cry] bear hard candy laugh die ha ha ha ha @ @ like Feather_ comments too funny ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (ha ha)]

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卢健生:
    %的女人用年轻时的旧照片[二哈]
[% of the women use old photos , as a young]

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热点新闻:
    【多部门采取措施 促进生猪生产保障市场供应】日,中央财政决定进一步采取措施,促进生猪生产、保障市场供应。具体举措包括:切实落实好非洲猪瘟强制扑杀补助政策;完善种猪场、规模猪场临时贷款贴息政策;加大生猪调出大县奖励力度;提高生猪保险保额等。此外国家发改委商务部,农业农村部,交通运输...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 departments should take measures to boost pig production to guarantee market supply 】, the central government decided to take further measures to promote pig production, to ensure market supply. Specific measures include to implement good African swine fever forced culling subsidy policies; Improve breeding pig farm, scale pig farms temporary loan discount policies; Increase the intensity of pig out big county reward; Raise pigs insurance coverage, etc. In addition, the national development and reform commission, the ministry of commerce, agricultural NongCunBu, transportation... The full text m. eibo]

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南方都市报:
    【惊心秒!顺德一男子因感情买醉从楼坠下】月日晚,一名醉汉爬上了顺德北滘某栋在建楼房的楼排栅处不慎坠落,紧急之际,男子紧握竹竿悬在楼半空中。接着男子二次坠落到二楼室内的地面上。民警、治安员和医务人员合力将男子抬上救护车。经医务人员诊断,男子无大碍。据了解,男子因与女友吵架,...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 heart-pounding seconds! A man with emotional shundefalling from buildings 】 on Sunday evening, a drunken man climbed up the shunde beijiao a building under construction buildings into the floor mat, emergency, men hold bamboo hanging in mid-air. Then man secondary to fall on the indoor ground on the second floor. Police and security officers and medical personnel carried the man out on an ambulance. By the medical staff diagnosis, man. It is understood that man and his girlfriend quarrel,... The full text m. eibo]

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青年时报:
    【浙江一老板囤瓶茅台全是假货】月日,永嘉县检察院通报,岁男子钟晓伟因涉嫌诈骗罪被提起公诉。钟晓伟声称是茅台酒厂“内部人员”,前后骗周老板购买价值万余元的飞天茅台酒。因为相信茅台酒一直会涨,周老板囤了一仓库,经鉴定,瓶的“茅台酒” 均为假酒。(新京报)...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 a boss in zhejiang, according to the bottle of maotai is full of fake 】 month day, yongjia county peoples procuratorate bulletin, old man Zhong Xiaowei on suspicion of fraud was indicted. Zhong Xiaowei claims to be moutai distillery insiders, cheat weeks before and after the boss to buy more than yuan worth of flying maotai. Because believe maotai has been going up, weeks the boss up a warehouse, identified, bottle maotai are fakes. (Beijing)... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    【男子#当街强行拽走柯基#,狗主人:接了个电话狗就没了[怒]】月日沈阳,市民孙先生的柯基犬在店铺门前玩耍时,被一名骑电动车的男子强行拽到车上偷走。孙先生说,狗是一年前他花元买来的,当天他回店里接了个电话,仅一分多钟时间,狗就被偷走了,现已报警。@一手Video tAiRDXQOt ​
[[man # # forced into this street walk corgi, dog owners pick up a phone call they dont have a dog [anger]], shenyang, citizens of Mr. Sun corgi dog is playing in front of the shop, be a man riding electric cars forcibly dragged to the car stolen. Mr Sun says, the dog he spends yuan bought a year ago, when he back to the store to a phone call, just a minute of time, the dog was stolen, now report to the police. @ Video tAiRDXQOt]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【太诡异!刚去世父亲连续天打来电话 通话曝光毛骨悚然[衰]】近日,在浙江打工的赵先生遇见让他全家毛骨悚然事情,父亲在老家去世小时后,他却接到一通“父亲”电话,一连打了天直到他回去↓↓赵先生特地把它录了下来,不仅声音非常像父亲,还知道自己小名,通话录音曝光↓↓tAiRsOpWI ​
[The consecutive days too weird! Just died father calling phone exposure creepy [failure]] recently, working in zhejiang met Mr. Zhao let his family creepy things, father died at home hours later, he has received a call father for the days until he back left left zhao specially recorded it, not only sounds very much like his father, also know his nickname, voice recording left left tAiRsOpWI exposure]

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巴曙松:
    转#跟新浪看热点# tAiRsOCdX ​
[# # with sina see hot tAiRsOCdX]

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金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

新浪汽车:
    #成都车展划重点# 【全新奔驰GLS解析】在#成都车展#上,奔驰家族旗舰车型正式亮相,全新一代GLS由内到外的提升展现了奔驰豪华SUV的实力,新车不仅采用了全新的家族化外观设计,全新的内饰风格也更加注重豪华科技感,那么全新一代GLS带来怎么样的感受,我们也带来新车的解析内容👇🏻👇🏻 ​
[# # chengdu auto show to highlight the new Mercedes GLS parsing 】 on the # # chengdu motor show, mercedes-benz family presented flagship model, a new generation of GLS ascension from the inside out to show the power of mercedes-benz luxury SUV, a new car is not only adopted new family-based appearance design, new style of interior also pay more attention to the luxurious sense of science and technology, the new generation of GLS brings a sense of how, we also bring new analytical content 👇 🏻 👇 🏻]

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南方都市报:
    【#官方通报马戏团老虎脱逃#:已对逃出幼虎形成合围,正在搜寻中[话筒]】月日,河南原阳一马戏团进行老虎表演时,老虎攀爬上铁笼直接跳出,工作人员赶紧敲打仍未能阻止,老虎跑进了玉米地,围观村民惊慌失措逃离。当地已组织警力、群众全力寻找老虎。月日,当地宣传部通报:公安机关与相关职能部门...全文: m.weibo ​
[[# # official circus tiger escape have camp, to escape the cubs are searching for [microphone]] in the month, the original thing, henan circus to tiger, the tiger climb directly out of their cages, still failed to prevent the staff to knock, the tiger ran into the cornfields, onlookers villagers panic to escape. Has organized local police, people looking for the tiger. Month, the local propaganda department report the public security organ and the related functional departments... The full text m. eibo]

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青年时报:
    【骗吃骗喝骗关爱?#双胞胎大熊猫竟同时假孕#】最近半个多月,南京红山动物园的双胞胎大熊猫姐妹“和和”和“九九”画风突变,食欲下降、嗜睡,能躺着绝不坐着。兽医介绍,这是假孕现象。目前无法确定假孕状态会持续多久,不过动物园会把它们当“真怀孕”好好伺候。@江苏新闻 tAiRjMnB ​
[【 lie to love cheat to eat cheat drink? # # twin giant unexpectedly and pseudopregnancy 】 recently, more than half a month in nanjing hongshan zoo giant panda twins sisters and and jiujiu style mutation, loss of appetite, lethargy, lying can never sit. The vet said it was fake pregnancy rate. Could not determine pseudocyesis, how long it will last, but the zoo will put them as real pregnancy to treat. @ tAiRjMnB jiangsu news]

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猫扑:
    #猫扑早安#熊仰马翻 ​
[# # good morning mop bear up the horse]

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    部落圣女被困巨兽魔爪,极地雪原上演绝地求生。#电影大雪怪#月日优酷惊情呈现。点击预约:tAiRiyMXi ​
[Tribal saint trapped beast talons, jedi existence as the polar snow. # # film snow blame youku surprise present month day. Click on the reservation tAiRiyMXi]

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