2019年5月17日星期五

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冷笑话精选:
    好像不是很难[doge]@曷月归哉马@资深观众韩梅梅好像很好吃的样子@不想听课不想听课啊啊啊🐴假装我会做能做了@TaeTae啊我马!!!
[It may not seem like it is difficult to [doge] to zai horse @ @ part month senior audience han meimei looks very tasty @ dont want to listen to the teacher didnt want to listen to the teacher ahhh 🐴 pretend I do can do the @ TaeTae my horse!!!!!!]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈哈哈不吃拉倒好吧@别是个沙雕吧 现在喂饭的难度系数都那么高了吗[doge]@胡广生是谁 哈哈哈哈哈@来自您様 哈哈哈哈哈哈拍肚子那个太欢乐了
[Ha ha ha ha ha dont eat pull down well @ dont is a sand feeding such a high degree of difficulty now? [doge] who is this @ Hu Guangsheng others ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ from you pat belly that is too happy]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

卢健生:
    @ZCAM #ZCAME[超话]# @flypig全片视频部分使用 Z CAM E 及 EG 拍摄。镜头组为 SLR Magic 变形宽银幕 。照片部分使用 OPPO Reno 十倍变焦版拍摄。
[# @ # @ ZCAM ZCAME [ultra words] flypig film video taken part use Z CAM E and EG. Lens group for SLR Magic anamorphic widescreen. Ten times photos section using OPPO Reno zoom version.]

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青年时报:
    【法国卫生局:#LED灯对眼睛有永久性伤害# 严重或致失明,儿童更易受干扰[话筒]】据法国卫生局称,ANSES的一项调查显示:长时间接触强烈的LED灯会导致光中毒;其中的蓝光会对视网膜造成永久性的伤害,扰乱我们的自然睡眠节奏。报告称LED灯可能造成视网膜细胞的不可逆伤害,并最终导致失明。但手机、电...全文: m.weibo ​
[[French health bureau # # LED lights have a permanent damage to the eyes serious or cause blindness, [] phone 】 children more susceptible to interference, according to the French public health bureau, according to a survey of ANSES LED will lead to long time exposure to strong light poisoning; The blue light will cause permanent damage to the retina, disrupt our natural sleep rhythm. Report LED lights may cause irreversible injury of retinal cells, and eventually lead to blindness. But mobile phones, electrical... The full text m. eibo]

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卢健生:
    看来我可以发幕后花絮短片了。[坏笑]
[It seems that I can send a look short. [laugh]]

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微博汽车:
    #车评精选# 手持、万,选择困难的话……也可以选择再攒攒钱[允悲][允悲]
[Review selected # # car hand, wan, choose difficult... Also can choose to save money again [allow sad] [allow sad]]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

微博位置:
    停下忙碌的脚步,来看看美丽的彩虹!
[Stop busy footsteps, to see the beautiful rainbow!]

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BORGHESE-贝佳斯:
    表白日,你打算如何告白?玫瑰花和甜言蜜语总是千篇一律,不如写首情诗,用独一无二的字眼,表现出一万倍的甜,@尖叫设计 请接收小贝的花式告白吧 ​
[Vindicate day, how are you going to confession? Roses and sweet words are always the same, it is better to write love poems, use the word unique, showed ten thousand times of sweet, scream @ design please receive Davids fancy confessions]

Borghese贝佳斯品牌源自意大利,品牌设计灵感及故事亦建基于此。二次世界大战之后,La Dolce Vita为意大利注入创意与活力,把意大利塑造成世界灵感摇篮。于“永恒之城”罗马居住的贝佳斯家族是意大利的名门望族,远至文艺复兴时期,贝佳斯家族在罗马已有极具影响力, 家族显赫包括公爵、皇子、皇族、政治家、教皇等位高权重的人物,于罗马向负盛名。当时意大利并未出现尊贵护肤品牌,所以贝佳斯皇妃(Princess Marcella Borghese)决定以意大利独一无二的天然资源 - 矿物温泉- 为建立护肤品牌的灵感源头,打造意大利成为顶尖美肤皇国。于六十多年的发展历程中,BORGHESE贝佳斯始终如一,致力贯彻推动天然健康美肤理念,倡导奢宠自我、探索质美生活,让现代女性在姣好的容颜中保持高贵精致的姿态。

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    【岁杭州小伙为进军残奥会 够拼!】杭州小伙徐海蛟是一名残疾人游泳运动员,后的他,已经代表我国在国际比赛中摘得枚金牌。为了迎战一年后的东京残奥会,徐海蛟这几天已经开始残奥会加紧训练,每天都要在游泳池里“泡”上大半天,有时候训练完“腿就感觉不想自己的”。徐海蛟,加油![加油] ...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 small enough to enter the paralympic games, hangzhou spell! Hangzhou guy Xu Haijiao is a disabled swimmers, after he, have already won the gold medal on behalf of our country in the international competition. Paralympic games to play after a year of Tokyo, Xu Haijiao has begun to intensify the training of the paralympics, these days every day in the swimming pool bubble on most, sometimes training legs feel dont want to own. Xu Haijiao, come on! [oil]... The full text m. eibo]

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    #微博交通台#【女子#骑车逆行闯红灯被两车撞身亡#,警方已介入调查[话筒]】月日,福建安溪县,一岁女子骑车逆行到路口斑马线后,闯红灯横穿马路,先是被一辆白色小车撞飞,后又与最右侧车道的一辆面包车发生碰撞,最终被撞身亡。目前当地警方已介入调查,案件正在进一步处理中。...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # # weibo communication radio [woman riding two cars bump dead # retrograde through a red light, the police have been investigating [microphone]] month day, fujian anxi, old woman riding after retrograde to crossing zebra crossing, cross the road, through a red light is first a white car, hit again after collision with the lane on the right side of a van, was eventually killed. Local police have investigated at present, the case is under further processing. ... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷:
    #这就是原创#本期节目中@王嘉尔 发现摄像师正在拍自己,迅速化身“王怼怼”开启吐槽功能!“嫌弃”摄像老师不拍自己正常的照片,为模仿自己奇怪的照片还现场上演搞笑“四连拍”!一激动连“上海话”都忍不住跑出来啦[哈哈]其实嘎嘎长得这么帅怎么拍都好看啊~tEKERSJR ​
[# # this is the original this programme @ Wang Jiaer found themselves, photographers are rapidly incarnation king Dui Dui open speech function. Abandon camera teachers dont take a picture of their normal, to imitate his strange photos also staged at the scene funny four shoot! A excited even ran out of the Shanghai dialect couldnt help! (haha) actually gaga grow so handsome how good-looking ~ tEKERSJR]

汽车之家:
    #家家新闻##宝马M[超话]#【黑色“恶魔” 宝马M 周年特别版官图】近日,宝马发布了M 周年特别版的官图。从车型名称我们就能知道,该车是为了纪念宝马M诞生周年而推出的,搭载.L V双涡轮增压发动机,最大功率达到英制马力,约合千瓦。
tEKERSo ​

[# every news # # # BMW Multra words black demons BMW M anniversary special edition officer figure 】 recently, BMW has released M anniversary special edition of the official figure. We can see from the model name, it is to commemorate the birth of BMW M of the anniversary of the launch, carrying. L V double turbo engine, maximum power to the imperial power, or kilowatts. < br > tEKERSo]

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    【哈佛团队抗癌新发现:#西兰花分子可抑制癌症#,但需要一天生吃六斤[跪了]】权威学术刊物《科学》月日刊登的论文称:由哈佛大学科研团队领衔的研究发现,西兰花等十字花科植物中的一种天然分子可以抑制肿瘤生长。这为对抗癌症提供了新的路径!tEKEvamz ​
[The harvard team anti-cancer new discovery # # broccoli molecules can inhibit cancer, but a day six pounds] [kneeling raw 】 authoritative academic papers published in the journal science, said by the research team led by Harvard University to study found that broccoli and other cruciferous vegetables in a naturally occurring molecules can inhibit tumor growth. This provides a new path in the fight against cancer! tEKEvamz]

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    【男子#往唱吧放屁后堵门#?当事人回应:别骂我了 是摆拍段子】近日,一段“男子往迷你唱吧放屁”的视频热传,视频中,该男子站在迷你ktv门口放屁,并把一名女子堵在里面。网友纷纷指责太缺德!@时间视频 联系到当事人张先生,他表示系摆拍,就一个娱乐段子,别当真。@时间视频tEKEiQPo ​
[【 man blocking door # # to sing fart? Party response dont scold me is posed jokes 】 recently, a man to mini sing fart video of the heat transfer, in the video, the man standing at the gate of the mini KTV fart, and a woman get stuck inside. Netizens criticized too wicked! @ time video link to the parties, Mr Zhang said he is posed, is a entertainment jokes, dont take it seriously. @ time video tEKEiQPo]

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青年时报:
    【#史上拖延症最严重母子#:疏忽导致儿子无身份年[吃惊]】年,浙江嘉兴的蔡豪出生,他的妈妈蔡桦委托朋友办理出生证明,但证明上写的却是儿子的小名。年来,蔡豪的生活面临多种不便,只能在私立学校念书、出门旅行也无法买票…但母子俩因拖延症一直没补办户口。直到年,民警温海荣的一再坚...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # procrastination in the history of the most serious mother-child # negligence leading to son undocumented years [surprised]] years, zhejiang jiaxing Cai Hao was born, his mother Cai Hua entrust friend to deal with a birth certificate, but it is written in the sons nickname. Years, Cai Hao face a variety of inconvenience of life, only in a private school, travel also cant buy a ticket... But havent fill do account for procrastination both mother and son. Until years, civilian police WenHaiRong strong again and again... The full text m. eibo]

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