2019年3月20日星期三

The officer micro interesting, dont have a car is not important to have a car, take you fly with yo

微博汽车:
    #车评精选# “老熟人的新变化”说得真好,准确形容了新一代速腾给大家的感觉,你觉得呢?
[Review of selected # # car old new change, said well, accurately describe the feeling of a new generation of soar team for everyone, do you think?]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

微博汽车:
    [跪了][跪了][跪了]
[[kneeling] [kneeling]] [kneeling]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

冷笑话精选:
    都是名场面[允悲]@资深观众韩梅梅 只要我敢开口,就没有我跑不了的调[doge]@我的追星大号 哈哈哈简直是跑调我本人了@下个归处王彦霖真的好搞笑啊[笑cry]
[Is a scene [allow sad] @ senior audience han meimei As long as I dare to speak, no I cant run the doge @ I make track for a star of the large-sized Ha ha ha it is out of tune I am @ next destination Wang Yanlin really good funny ah [laugh cry]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【#八成男人不买内裤#,全靠老婆老妈置办】数据显示,中国%的男性消费者从未买过内裤,不买的原因一是自己没有这方面的意识,二是贴心的妈妈或另一半都安排好了。不过有人自嘲穿着另一半买的内裤,连吵架都占了下风。你身边的男生自己会买内裤吗?tExnGr ​
[【 # # eighty percent men dont buy pants, all by the wife mom with 】, according to data from China % of male consumers never buy underwear, dont buy a reason is they do not have this aspect of consciousness, the second is close mom or the other half are arranged. But someone laugh at themselves in the other half to buy underwear, even the quarrel all accounted for. The boys around you yourself will buy underwear? tExnGr]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

青年时报:
    【#黄豆宝宝#创奇迹!出生仅克,西北最小早产儿度过百天[哈哈]】月日,西安高新医院新生儿科ICU内,超早产儿小黄豆成功度过第一百天。年月日,小黄豆妈妈因前置胎盘出血,提前入院接受剖宫产手术,小黄豆出生时体重仅克,成为西北最小早产儿。加油鸭[加油]!(一手video)...全文: m.weibo ​
[Wonders [# # soybean baby! Born only grams, northwest minimum premature babies spend one hundred days (haha)] month day, xi an high-tech new pediatric hospital ICU, premature small soybean successfully through the one hundredth day. (date) (month) (year), little soy mother due to placenta previa hemorrhage, early hospital cesarean section surgery, small soybean birth weight, only to become northwest minimum premature babies. Come on duck [go]! (with video)... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷:
    #女生变脸有多快# 论起变脸快,谁有@蕭敬騰-LION獅子合唱團 变脸快[doge] ,方迩曦原本给出去的手环又被送回来,看似死亡凝视下一秒又惊现神转折!一天一个样,一会一个样,哈哈哈,咱萧捕手妥妥霸道总裁范儿好不好?这是怎样一个叫人欲罢不能啊啊啊啊 #这就是原创#
tExpMJEy ​

[# # girls face how fast face up fast, who has the @ blues face - LION LION chorus fast [doge], the sunrise the family had to go out of hand ring was sent back again, seemingly death gaze for a second and surprise twist god! One day the same, while the same, ha, ha, ha, I shaw catcher no problem bullying President rocks? This is how a man called stop agghh # # this is the original < br > tExpMJEy]

猫扑:
    【因为课堂吵闹,江苏一#小学老师让学生自抽耳光# 有小孩扇了下】江苏宿迁市豫新小学二年级一位音乐老师,让学生们课上自行观看动画片后,就离开了教室。随后,沈老师回来后,因为学生在课堂上吵闹,竟要求全班学生起立,然后自扇耳光,最多的小孩打了下。目前,当地教育部门正在调查此事。另据...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 because classroom noisy, jiangsu # # a primary school teacher let students from error has small fan 】 under the jiangsu suqian yuxin second grade a music teacher, let the students after class to watch cartoons, left the classroom. After you come back later, ms shen, because students in the classroom noisy, asked the class to stand up, and then from slapping, most children played down. At present, the local education department is investigating. According to... The full text m. eibo]

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冷笑话精选:
    事实证明,狗子对球真的是没有抵抗力[允悲] tExpcEZu ​
[Facts have proven that dog showed no resistance to the ball really is allow sad tExpcEZu]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    #飞虎之雷霆极战#放粮啦放粮啦!男神女神集合完毕,原班人马整装待发!别眨眼,真的好酷一部剧,错过一秒都遗憾,酷酷只能啊啊啊啊啊啊啊了,你们最期待谁?tExpbDyL ​
[# # of the flying tigers thunder very war put food bonanza! Male god goddess assembled, original ready to go! Dont blink, really cool films, to miss a second all regret, cool only agghh ahhh, who most looking forward to you? tExpbDyL]

李开复:
    终于要上线了,期待[haha]
[Is finally launched, expectation (haha)]

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南方都市报:
    苏州消防员因救援跳河女子,溺水后抢救无效牺牲,年仅岁
[Suzhou firefighters for rescue woman jump river, after drowning rescue invalid sacrifice, only years old]

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猫扑:
    【出租车路口下客被“警服男子”别车 警方:涉事交警被停职调查】月日,广西柳州,为了让动作迟缓的老人下车,一辆出租车在路口停车。此举导致后面的白色轿车狂按喇叭,出租车还遭此车一路别车。后一名身穿警服的男子下车,挡在出租车左前方对其训斥。日,@柳州交警 通报称,涉事交警已被停职。...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 taxi road passenger are uniforms men dont the police car involved police suspended survey] month, guangxi liuzhou, in order to let the lumbering old man get off the bus, a taxi stop at an intersection. Leading to the back of the white car horn, taxi was also this car dont car all the way. After a man in police uniform get off, stand in a taxi ahead on the left. @ liuzhou, police said, involved the traffic police have been suspended. ... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    【河南一公交车与货车相撞 已致死伤】据@固始发布 日时许,河南省固始县方集镇县道与省道交叉路口发生一起交通事故,一公交车与一货车相撞,公交车侧翻。目前,已确认人死亡、人受伤,受伤人员均及时送至医治疗。事故原因正在调查中。 ​ ​​​​
[【 henan a bus collided with a truck Has deadly injuries 】 according to @ gushi release for PM, gushi county party town county in henan province and provincial highway intersection traffic accident occurred, a bus collided with a truck, bus rollover. At present, people have been confirmed dead and injured, the injured were sent to the medical treatment in a timely manner. The cause of the accident is under investigation. ​ ​​​​]

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青年时报:
    【#八成中国男人不买内裤#,难道他们不穿内裤?[吃瓜]】某电商网站指出,八成男性消费者从来没有买过内裤!原来,大部分男性还在依靠女朋友甚至是妈妈置办这些贴身衣物。专家建议,内裤等贴身衣物建议个月一换。看来广大男性的“内裤意识”还有待提高啊!网友:八成男的都有对象了?[doge]...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # # eighty percent Chinese men dont buy pants, dont they wear underpants? [eat the melon]] a e-commerce sites, points out that eighty percent of male consumers never buy underwear! It turns out that most men still rely on his girlfriend or even mother with these close-fitting clothing. Expert proposal, underwear of close-fitting clothing, such as months a change. It seems the majority of men underwear consciousness needs to be improved! Net friend eighty percent male have the object? [doge]... The full text m. eibo]

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