林彦俊：
tRqPux
Run away
[tRqPux < br > < br >逃跑]
忍不住林彥俊地笑了 簡稱忍俊不禁.
头条新闻：
【名男子自称省委督导组干部拒绝交警检查 ：让县纪委过来】月日，河北保定阜平牛角台检查站，河北省委督导组两男子驾车通过时，拒绝接受交警检查，现场向民警索要执法证并称：“通知县纪委过来。”阜平县委宣传部表示，确有此事，河北省委督导组已将人调回，介入调查。tReYPiB
[The man claimed to provincial party committee refused to traffic police check unfairness cadres county commission for discipline inspection for] month day, baoding fuping horn checkpoints, hebei provincial party committee teams by two men, refused to accept the traffic police inspection, on-site ask police to execute the law card saying notify the county commission for discipline inspection to come over. Fuping county propaganda department, said this parody, hebei provincial party committee teams to have people back, investigation. tReYPiB]
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微博搞笑排行榜：
留下一个，你第一眼就爱上的句子 _________________________________
[Leave a, you fell in love at first sight sentences _________________________________]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
痣多馨Koko：
宠粉！
点个赞就行
明天揪个小可爱，阿玛尼任选其一
一定观注我啦[haha]
[Pet powder! < br > just point a great < br > tomorrow pulled a small cute, armani either < br > must watch me (haha)]
素未谋面 但求共饮。合作请私信~
全球健身中心：
【周大腿赘肉速减】大小腿脂肪在多也能减，只要大家每天花多分钟做好这几个动作，坚持两周你就会发现大腿腿围都会改变。视频简单明了，照着做就行！月瘦腿必备教程，送给腿粗的姑娘们[来]tReYRIqL
[Weeks decrease thigh proud flesh speed of leg fat 】 in can reduce more, as long as you spend more minutes every day to do these actions, insist on two weeks, youll find that leg thigh circumference will change. Video is straightforward, just follow suit! Necessary tutorial on thin leg to leg thick girls [to] tReYRIqL]
最大最全的健身微博，来自中日韩欧美等最热门的健身教程。星驿动合作伙伴！商务洽谈QQ： ，
楊千嬅：
Happy birthday love you ❤️ @丁子高
#只願延續下去數得到蒼老 ....🎂🌟##appreciation ##birthday##hubby##背後女人# 👩🏽🎤🤘🏻
[Happy birthday, love you ❤ ️ @ real ting < br > # number only willing to continue getting old... 🎂🌟##appreciation ##birthday##hubby##背后女人# 👩🏽🎤🤘🏻 ]
有關內地工作查詢請聯絡 內地代理經紀公司 ：绝色经纪 周嗣伟 香港工作聯絡：寰亞娛樂 Alex Lee
思想聚焦：
有时候，
坚持了你最不想干的事情之后，
便可得到你最想要的东西。
——宫崎骏
[Sometimes, < br > after you dont want to do most things, < br > you can get what you want most. < br > < br > - hayao miyazaki]
QQ 投稿邮箱：@qq
人民日报：
【夜读：你的努力，要配得上你的年纪】经历越多越会明白，在这个世界上，总有几样东西是别人拿不走的。比如，你读过的书、看过的风景，更包括你那些曾经被嘲笑过的梦想。你的努力，要撑得住你的年纪。只要你力气用对了地方，它们终会变成谁也夺不走的力量。 tReYRG
[【 night your work hard, and to be worthy of your age 】 experience more many more will understand that in this world, there are a few things to people not to walk. For example, the books you read, seen scenery, including you more those who used to be laughed at dream. Your efforts, want to hold up your age. As long as you effort in the right place, they will eventually become who also dont go away. tReYRG]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
回忆专用小马甲：
问下：凉面+酸辣粉+毛血旺+卤蛋，一人食，算什么水平？
[Ask next cold noodle + hot and sour powder + wool blood + marinated egg, one food, what level? ]
《愿无岁月可回头》
北京人不知道的北京事儿：
据网友爆料：今儿在西城区阜外西口公交车站，一出租司机与私家车司机不知因何原因发生争执，出租司机用铁棍砸碎私家车前后挡风玻璃后离开，私家车车主驾车在主路逆行将出租车司机撞到在地，满身是血。。。
[Netizens fact today in xicheng district at west bus station, a taxi driver and car drivers do not know for what reason, taxi drivers to use iron to leave after the windshield before and after smashing cars, private car owners in retrograde will of the main driving a taxi driver hit the ground, covered in blood... ]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
Happy张江：
重庆话教你skr的终极用法...skr skr skr！这波battle我是服气的哈哈哈哈笑死了[笑cry] cr：邓先森 #八月来了##微博爆料[超话]# tReYpwh
[Chongqing words teach you the ultimate use of SKR... SKR SKR SKR! This wave of battle I am beside the ha ha ha ha smile dead [laugh cry] cr Deng Xiansen the August to # # # weibo fact [ultra words] # tReYpwh]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
德卡先生的信箱：
关于月日意林、哲思那条微博的处理结果：
[On February nd Lin, philosophizing that weibo processing results]
𐂂：寄存你想说的话／私信投递 · 参考置顶／禁二改禁商用 请尊重每一位作者和每一篇原创投稿 尊重这个平台
每日一狗：
网友家的萨摩Maya外出的时候糊了一点泥巴在脸上，捡屎官把它带去浴室准备洗洗的时候，收到了来自Maya的超嗲要求：不想洗澡！[doge]撒娇起来也超萌der！[憧憬] tReYRRhP
[Netizens samoyed Maya go out of the house of a little bit paste mud on the face, pick up shit officer put it to the bathroom to wash, received super dia requests from Maya dont want to take a bath! [doge] playing up also super sprouting der! [hope] tReYRRhP]
每天分享最有趣、最可爱的狗狗！ ♪(´ε｀)家里有一只比熊阿布，一只法斗阿兜！
谷大白话：
【理发师的恶作剧】一位名叫Vito的淘气小朋友在常去的理发店里放了一只假蟑螂吓唬熟悉的理发师。大约一个月后，理发师征得Vito父母的同意，完美施展复仇计划。他假装自己不小心失手，剪掉了小朋友的耳朵。在假血假耳朵和夸张演技的帮助下，理发师成功骗倒小朋友。tRejaJED
[Sweeneys trick 】 a naughty kid named Vito in often go to the barbers to put a fake frighten familiar barber cockroaches. About a month later, the barber Vito parents consent, perfect cast revenge. He pretend to be accidentally dropped, cut off kids ears. In fake blood and exaggerated false ear acting, with the help of the barber success fooled. tRejaJED]
THERES NO『俗』WITHOUT『谷』
十元诗苑：
等一个男孩长大，真的是件很难的事呢。
[Such as a boy growing up, is really a difficult thing. ]
关注宫众好：诗苑的十块钱。商务合作请私信。
刘春：
操你大爷，我一个穷人感谢穷让我自强自立还不行啊？
[Fuck you big ye, I am a poor man thanks to poor let me self-reliant, also not line? ]
头条新闻：
#晚·分享#【终极隐藏彩蛋！千年等一回间奏唱的是什么？连赵雅芝都答错[doge]】《新白娘子传奇》主题曲《千年等一回》中藏着一个彩蛋：间奏到底唱的是什么？这个问题连赵雅芝都答错。创作者左宏元揭秘：当年怕被禁没写出来，其实唱的是“China”。网友表示：不仔细真的听不出来。tRejTbmv
[# # later, share the ultimate hidden eggs! What time make such as sing is one thousand? Even wrong gigi [doge]] new the white niang son legend theme song in one thousand, one filled an egg make up what was singing? This problem even gigi is wrong. Creator hung yuen tso disclosure the fear of the banned didnt write, actually sing is China. The net friend said not really carefully listen to not to come out. tRejTbmv]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
侯宁：
八一建军节快乐！[加油] tReYWsp
[Bayi army day happy! [oil] tReYWsp]
人称＂空军司令＂，财富苍生之醉观者。长篇小说《财富苍生-槐花蛇》作者，侯宁微店httpsd.weidiansingle#main
猫扑：
视频来了，姑娘真的很淡定霸气[允悲][允悲]tRejIsoh
[Video is coming, the girl really calm swagger [allow sad] [allow sad] tRejIsoh]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作请联系微信：mopxmt
虎掰掰：
测字，评论里随便敲个看看。
[Divine by means of character, comments on a casually take a look. ]
我若与人相同便没有人爱我
中国新闻周刊：
【你只打伞不涂防晒吗？看看紫外线照相机下的人脸[跪了]】摄影师Thomas Leveritt用一台紫外线照相机，显示我们肉眼无法察觉的肌肤损伤，那些正在形成的晒斑，陈年的疤痕，隐藏的肌肤老化，在紫外线相机下无处遁形，有点儿恐怖[生病]还有涂了防晒霜后的人脸。 tRAKgC @火箭视频
[【 you only an umbrella not besmear bask in? Look at faces under ultraviolet camera] [kneeling] photographer Thomas Leveritt with a uv camera and show our imperceptible to the naked eye skin injury, those who are in the process of formation of sunburn, old scar, hidden skin aging, no room under the ultraviolet camera, a little terror [ill] also face after with sunscreen. TRAKgC @ video rocket]
中国新闻周刊官方微博。定位于信息管家、时事顾问、意见领袖。
overwater：
until the end
「冰岛」
[Until the end < br > < br > Iceland]
自由摄影师 * 时光是台造梦机 * 约片请私信
影视圈达人：
#青春芒果节#第一波嘉宾名单终于曝光了！朱一龙、钟欣潼、张云龙、SNH、杨迪、马伯骞……这么多明星齐聚马栏山#青春芒果夜#，哪个是你的pick呢？顺便期待一下之后的阵容~
[# # youth MangGuoJie first guest list exposure at last! Zhu Yilong, gillian chung, yun-long zhang, SNH, yandi, Ma Boqian... So many stars gathered in the horse # # green mango night bar mountain, which is your pick? By the way, could you forward to me after ~]
爱追剧，看看电影！潜伏于影视圈。。。。。。的达人！
蒋依依：
从日本带回来的神仙水双瓶装大派用场了哈哈哈，敷敷敷敷敷敷到停不下来...一个进组女演员深夜里的努力...💅🏻
[Brought back from Japan immortal double bottled water great the case ha ha ha, fu fu fu fu fu fu to stop... A group into the actress efforts to late at night... 💅🏻 ]
宋祖德：
#章文私信蒋方舟#【建议蒋方舟通过法律手段解决，送章文去坐牢】这个油腻男，欺负了美女作家，还恬不知耻发这样的私信，欠揍！听说章老头也在广州，必要的时候，祖德会考虑教训它。
在媒体界，在文艺界，蒋方舟的人品、口碑都是很好的，我从不会轻易夸一个人，我作为中国作家协会资深会员，跟很多
[# # copy from internate DMS jiang 【 recommend jiang solved through legal means, to send copy from internate go to jail 】 the fat man, bully a woman writer, also shameless such direct messages, batting practice! Chapter I heard the old man is in guangzhou, when necessary, the ZuDeHui consider lessons from it. < br > in the media world, in the literary, jiangs person, word of mouth is very good, I never boast a person easily, I as a senior member of Chinese writers association, with a lot]
需找宋祖德先生合作广告、影视拍摄、影视发行、娱乐评论、时政评论、宣传策划等请打助理工作手机或发邮件到@qq
蓝心ZoeZhang：
奔跑时你在想些什么
今儿闷热 跑到想放弃 回头 发现这个圈 像生活像情绪像周而复始的四季 没有退路#七月再见#
艰辛的前路 没有回头的机会 只能咬牙前行奔跑 奔跑………………………………………累
[What are you thinking when running < br > this stuffy to want to give up look back found the laps like aging like mood like the cycle of seasons without retreat goodbye # # July < br > have no chance to back tough road ahead only grind on running running............................................. tired]
我是北京大飒蜜 我的经纪人郝晓楠 工作邮箱zlxworkemail@
央视新闻：
【#中国首只无壳孵化小鸡# 一起舞动大长腿！[心]】#加油向未来#“无壳孵化小鸡”实验第九天，小小胚胎四肢迅速成长，大长腿开始分出脚趾啦！随着“小鸡”迅速发育，科学家需要通过不断“转蛋”来防止其血管和保鲜膜过度黏连。戳视频↓“无壳小鸡”正在成长，为小生命转发祝福吧！tReYTQSc
[【 # China first without shell # hatch the chicken dance big long legs! [heart]] # # come on into the future no shell hatch the chicken experiment the ninth day, small embryo rapid growth of limbs, big long legs began to separate toes! With the rapid development chicken, scientists need to constantly turn egg to prevent the blood vessels and excess cling film adhesion. Poke video left no shell chicken is growing, for small forward life blessing! tReYTQSc]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
SNH48-黄婷婷：
#增肥日记# （长期更新）大概很多人看了会很愤怒，但我是认真地想要增肥！！最近演唱会排练太累了，都没有按时吃饭，瘦了[泪]目标是在月生日会前长到斤！！！
[# # to add fertilizer diary (update) for a long time about a lot of people see will be very angry, but I am seriously want to gain weight!! Concert rehearsal recently too tired, have no on time for dinner, thin [tears] goal is long before the month birthday to jin!!!!!!!!!!! ]
合作联系，商务：business@snh - 影视：yingshi@snh -* 综艺：zongyi@snh -*
蕾拉小姐：
跟着小兔游东伦敦，满墙满墙的涂鸦，把这片原本破败的街区改造得趣味十足。有人说历史上它是伦敦犯罪率最高的区域，也有人讲它是伦敦最有生命力的地方，如今这里逐渐变成了独特的时尚艺术地域，涂鸦和潮人一样随处可见。除了周日市集之外，那里还是时尚人购物的首选，有很多非常好的复古时装精品店和不
[Follow the rabbit swam in east London, the graffiti in the walls, walls of transforming this piece was broken blocks have fun. Some people say that it is the highest crime rate in London area in history, others say it is the most vitality place in London, now it gradually becomes a unique fashionable art district, graffiti and tide, like people everywhere. In addition to the Sunday market, there is the fashion of choice for people shopping, there are a lot of very good fashion boutiques and restoring ancient ways is not]
步履不停。联系方式 jjztf@，Jessica
陈震同学：
哪位兄弟是搞健身的，我练成这样需要花多少钱[摊手][摊手][摊手]
[One brother is fitness, I practice that need to spend how many money [stand hand] [stand hand] [stand hand]]
自从得了精神病，整个人都精神多了！！ 工作联系wei：wwn
北美吐槽君：
“正在做试管，却发现男友出轨”
[Doing a test tube, only to find her boyfriend cheating]
吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】
健身美容养生：
【瘦肚子真的不难，腰腹部赘肉速减教程~】个居家必备的徒手虐腹运动，专减腰腹肥肉！！动作超简单，每个动作-秒，重复-组！好教程不多说，拿去练两周，肚子的上的肥肉就会变少~~~[good][good][good] tRCZgDyR
[【 thin belly is not difficult, really proud flesh lumbar abdomen reduce tutorial ~ 】 a home of the abuse of abdominal motion with his hands, and specially reduce waist and abdomen fat!!!!! Super easy, every movement - seconds, repeat - the group! Good tutorial is not much said, bring to practice two weeks, will become less fat on the belly of ~ ~ ~ [good] [good] [good] tRCZgDyR]
微博知名运动健身帐号 微博运动视频自媒体
向小田：
刚才看到一句话十分戳心窝了。说是比岁以下的屌丝更屌丝的，是岁以上的屌丝。毕竟，不仅可以洗洗睡了，而且洗澡还掉发。
[Just saw a word very poke the heart. Rather than under the age of prick silk more prick silk, is over the age of prick silk. After all, not only can wash bed, bath and hair loss. ]
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onlyanose：
... 
只有一个鼻子。。。的人
