2018年5月3日星期四

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猫扑:
    【滑稽萌娃打棒球,超龟速跑向本垒[二哈]】在美国的一场棒球赛中出现了滑稽的一幕,一个可爱的三岁萌娃以超龟速跑向本垒,现场观众大笑。小家伙可能没啥棒球天赋,但搞喜剧应该是大有前途的![doge] tRuRDJDn ​
[The funny of Eva play baseball, super slow running toward home plate ha] [two] in the United States in a baseball game in the funny scene, a lovely years old of Eva to super slow ran to the home, the audience laugh. Little guy may not be what baseball talent, but comedy should be promising! [doge] tRuRDJDn]

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优酷:
    #北京女子图鉴#选择勇敢的漂,势必要学会与自己相处,独处的时光有时欢喜、有时心酸,要看你如何面对,很多人会选择在音乐中找到奋斗的力量,来分享一下#漂在外最爱听的那首歌#,说说你和它的故事,酷酷将从评论区抽取两位小伙伴,送戚哥@戚薇 签名书《北京女子图鉴》一本,让你在北奔的道路上,遇鉴自...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # Beijing womens map choice brave drift, certainly will have to learn to get along with yourself, and me time sometimes happy, sometimes sad, should see you, how to face a lot of people will choose to find the strength to struggle in the music, to share your favourite song # # float out, say something about your story, and it is cool to extract two friend, from the comments section to send QiGe @ stephy signature Beijing womens map a book, let you on the way to north toward, encounter guide since... The full text m. eibo]

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:真是累的不行了,每次本以为她冷了我这么久,该好了,每次都不是,一整天没理我,打电话也静音,我担心她出啥事了,还特意给阿姨打电话,阿姨说她挺好的,打游戏呢。唉,也不知是一整天没看手机,还是故意不理我。我觉得都冷这么久了,一个礼拜都多了,该正常了。现在满脑子都是她,...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend not really tired of, every time I thought she was cold so long, the good, not every time, all day long, not I, make a phone call is mute, I worry about what happened to her, also specially to call aunt, aunt said she was quite good, playing games. Alas, also dont know is for a whole day didnt see mobile phone, or deliberately ignore me. I feel cold so long, a week more, its normal. Now head is full of her,... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪汽车:
    [doge][doge][doge]@李向荣lawyer在杭州:想多学门手艺的就大胆买国产车,比如众泰!@新浪汽车你们觉得呢?→_→@猪八总不戒这个级别的 现在可以买国产品牌的了 没必要买个日货
[[doge] [doge] [doge] @ li lawyer in hangzhou want to learn the craft bold buy chinese-made, such as the tiger! @ sina car do you think? - _ - always @ pig eight quit this level can now buy domestic brands There is no need to buy a Japanese goods]

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谢娜:
    看到小戏骨水浒传的表演,真的是一帮戏精啊[酷] 想起小时候经常喜欢和小伙伴们玩过家家,扮演角色还自己打扮[允悲],现在想想如果那时可以拍下来该是多有趣的回忆啊🤗。tRulTJ ​
[看到小戏骨水浒传的表演,真的是一帮戏精啊[酷] 想起小时候经常喜欢和小伙伴们玩过家家,扮演角色还自己打扮[允悲],现在想想如果那时可以拍下来该是多有趣的回忆啊🤗。 tRulTJ]

太阳女神(也可称为喜神)的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方:)工作邮箱:w@qq(仅限工作)感谢!

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:嗯,听老师的话,我对这份爱应该有足够的信任,再给她几天时间,我暂时过好我自己。不去考虑她。让她从我生命里消失。等她什么时候找我了,我再回来。是这个意思吧?金山:不是,你理解错了,我的意思让你最好不要等,很有可能你是等待戈多。 ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend well, listen to the teachers words, I love this should have enough trust, give her a few days again, I am live for myself. Not to think about her. Let her disappear from my life. So when did she find me, I come back again. That is what you mean? Jinshan no, you understand is wrong, I mean let youd better not wait, you are waiting for godot. ​]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    当#霉霉#的新歌《Delicate》被消音后……这是我见过最写实的一个版本,仿佛自己就在mv现场哈哈哈哈[笑cry]tRuRtSj ​
[When # mold mold # new song Delicate after be silenced... This is the most realistic Ive seen a version, as though you are at the scene of the mv ha ha ha ha laugh cry tRuRtSj]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

新浪汽车:
    #萌宠与车# 一名外国网友洗车遇到二哈的疯狂阻挠[允悲],真不是一般的皮[二哈] tRuRbf ​
[# # of pet and car washing met a foreign net friend two crazy blockallow sad, really not normal skin tRuRbf [two ha]]

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金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:我和老公都岁,结婚年,大学同学,我是工程师,他是教师。一个女儿今年岁读高一。近几年我同老公分房睡了,他靠工资、而我因为做工程设计方案额外接了很多业务加班干、忙挣钱,又买了两套房、给老公换了更好的车。但是除了接活儿做以外,家务、管孩子让我非常累。经常责骂老公...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listen to friends my husband and I are old, married, university students, Im an engineer, he is a teacher. Read up a daughter, this year. In recent years, my husband sleeping, he depends on wages, and because I do engineering design additional overtime to do a lot of business, busy making money, and bought two suites, to give the husband in the better car. But in addition to the work to do housework, child makes me very tired. Often scolded the husband... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

汽车之家:
    #嗨,五月# 最近这个图很火,看完以后,特别想来两斤路虎[嘻嘻][嘻嘻][鼓掌][嘻嘻][嘻嘻](图片来源网络) ​
[# # hey, may the figure recently very fire, after you have read, especially want to two jins of jaguar land rover (hee hee) [xi xi] [applause.] [xi xi] [xi xi] (image source network)]

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蔡依林:
    分享我的故事 tRuEvhcl ​
[Share my story tRuEvhcl]

冷笑话精选:
    可以说是很魔性了[doge]
[Can be said to be the very ones [doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

冷笑话精选:
    中国当代文学中那些优秀的作家和作品,马住多看看好书提升下自己吧~[二哈] ​
[Those good writer in Chinese contemporary literature and works, live horse see more good books improve yourself ~ [ ha]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

微博搞笑排行榜:
    评论简直言情剧!@一个很美好了@tobe有趣的soul这条微博简直是青春言情剧了,甜齁了咋办呀@南陌Chrsy这个评论太甜了@渲渲汐汐浮生过客青春,总是和遗憾绑在一起的@刘芒迪匹子这话题也太甜了吧!!!言情小说?根本停不下来[心]
[Reviews can romance! @ a very good @ place interesting soul this tweet is a youthful romance, sweet staining do ah @ south stranger Chrsy the comment too sweet @ adamantly adamantly predator predator traveler floating youth, always regret and tied together @ mandy liu horse of this topic is too sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Romance novels? Dont stop [heart]]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

优酷:
    明天中午@魏大勋 做客@优酷 @优酷星球 星驾到!!再鉴见初恋杨大赫,你们肯定有很多问题想问吧~是埋怨他,心疼他,还是最后的最后,可惜不是他?还可以和他一起刷#北京女子图鉴#第集弹幕,看看他送的“貂儿”有没有暖到你的心呢~ 活动页快戳这里:tRuRQrA 他还说:...全文: m.weibo ​
[Is a guest @ @ tomorrow noon wei big great youku @ youku star star!!! Ancient bronze mirror to see the first love Yang Dahe again, you must have a lot of problems to ask ~, blame him, love him, or the last of the last, its a pity that isnt he? Still can brush # # Beijing womens map with him in the first set of barrage, see if he sent sable son is warm to your heart ~ activity quick stamp here tRuRQrA, he said... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑:
    #猫扑神转折# 大学时期关系不错的同学,已经近十年没怎么联系了,最近突然找到你借两万块钱;问他为什么不找身边的人借,他说:问遍了借不到,又不好意思跟父母说。而你手里正好有点闲钱,正在犹豫借不借时,___________。
将继续在热评中选取位送上猫扑定制帆布包个!
昨日获奖用户@鲁储熙 ...全文: m.weibo ​

[# # twist mop god college relationship good classmate, has nearly years havent contacted, suddenly find you borrow twenty thousand dollars recently; Ask him why he didnt ask the people around, he said, ask times unable to borrow, parents say sorry again. And you just have a little money, is hesitant, dont borrow money. < br > will continue in a selected from the simplicity to mop the custom canvas bag! < br > yesterday won user @ ChuXi lu... The full text m. eibo]

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汽车之家:
    #家家汽车文化##阿尔法·罗密欧#【驾驶利器 阿尔法・罗密欧Giulia微试车】视频中带来的是阿尔法・罗密欧Giulia的试驾,它有着出色的底盘表现,很适合喜欢驾驶、追求个性的朋友。tRuUYYx ​
[# # # # every auto culture alfa romeo [driving tool Alpha ・ romeo Giulia micro trial 】 in the video is alpha ・ romeo Giulia test drive, it has excellent chassis performance, very suitable for friends like driving, the pursuit of personality. tRuUYYx]

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薛蛮子:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

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南方都市报:
    #南都独家#【山寨德邦调查:建上百个网站,在城设点!百度推广排名靠前】上月底,有多名网友报料,他们在百度查找德邦物流时,遇到了排名靠前的山寨物流公司,结果上当受骗。随后,百度就此事件致歉,称两家涉事公司并非“真德邦”。百度表示,由于在推广资质审核和授权关系方面的“误判”,导致此次...全文: m.weibo ​
[Exclusive # # SMW 【 shanzhai gravels investigation to build hundreds of websites, in the city second-hand! Baidu promotion rank 】 late last month, there are a number of netizens source, they in the baidu search and gravels logistics, met with top fake logistics company, the result is deceived. Subsequently, baidu apologized on the issues, said two involved companies is not a real and gravels. Baidu said, due to the promotion qualification and authorization relations mistakes, leading to the... The full text m. eibo]

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薛蛮子:
    猜猜这个人是谁? tRUyHze ​
[Guess who this is? tRUyHze]

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优酷:
    七哥直播已经开始了!七哥自曝初恋戏码哭戏内幕“哭的并不是初恋,哭的是一路以来的自己。”“根本不会见初恋!”赶紧带着问题来直播间围观吧!没准就被翻牌子了呢!#北京女子图鉴# tRuHLSdz ​
[Seven elder brother live has started! Seven elder brother revealing love drama famous tear jerker of insider is not the first love of cry, cry is yourself since all the way. Dont meet with love! Hurriedly mammal with questions to the onlookers!!!! Might be a double brand!!! # # Beijing womens map tRuHLSdz]

但斌:
    在一处受到保护的残垣断壁的古城几公里处安营扎寨。 ​
[In a protected ruins of the ancient city of a few kilometers to the camp. ​]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【请开始你的表演!滑稽萌娃打棒球,超龟速跑向本垒[喵喵]】在美国的一场棒球赛中出现了滑稽的一幕,一个可爱的三岁萌娃以超龟速跑向本垒,现场观众大笑。老爸都忍不住想去帮帮忙!小家伙可能没啥棒球天赋,但搞喜剧应该是大有前途的[哈哈]tRuTnAzG @全球视频大魔王 ​
[【 please proceed with your performance! Funny of Eva play baseball, super slow run to home plate [meow]] a baseball game in the United States a funny scene, a lovely years old of Eva to super slow run to home plate, the audience laugh. Dad couldnt help want to help! Little guy may not be what baseball talent, but should make comedy is promising (ha ha) tRuTnAzG @ global video archenemy]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

新浪汽车:
    #车迷猜猜猜#word的天!老司机们,这起事故主要责任在谁? ​
[# # fans to guess the word of the day! The old drivers, primary responsibility in the accident? ​]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    I DO!!!![求关注]
[I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Attention [o]]

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猫扑:
    #猫扑段子# 这位兄弟还健在吗?[doge] tRuRukgn ​
[# # mop jokes the brothers still alive? [doge] tRuRukgn]

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天猫:
    科颜氏#天猫超级品牌探秘#解读理想人生的活力密码!月日科颜氏#天猫超级品牌日#让你不再等待
[Secco YanShi road # # days super cat brand interpretation of the ideal life of dynamic password! Month, YanShi # day cat # super brand, let you no longer wait]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    哈哈哈哈哈哈哈#吾是青年#手势舞是要破次元跨物种啊,这波操作很优秀!舞我已经学会了,现在就差只猫了!快来@微视APP 挑战手势舞tRuRQqeo
tRuRlIk ​

[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha # # we are youth gestures to dance is to break the dimensional across species, this operation is very good! I have learned to dance, now bad cat! Come @ micro view APP challenge gesture dance tRuRQqeo < br > tRuRlIk]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    躺在手术台上涨价?[费解]
[Lying on the operating table price? [difficult]]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

南方都市报:
    【著名表演艺术家王丹凤去世 再听听她唱的《小燕子》】“小燕子,穿花衣,年年春天来这里…”王丹凤老师演唱后这首歌传遍大街小巷,成为人们最熟悉的儿歌之一。王丹凤是新中国“二十二大影星”之一,岁主演电影《新渔光曲》,被影界称为“小周璇”,名噪一时。代表作品有《家》《海魂》《桃花扇》《...全文: m.weibo ​
[The famous performing artists danfeng wangs death To listen to her sing swallow] the swallow, wearing a blouse, annual spring here... Danfeng wang teacher after singing this song around the streets, and become one of the most familiar rhymes. Danfeng wang is one of the new China big star, starring film new fishing song, at the age of movie called a little romance, make a noise in the world. Representative works include the home, the soul peach blossom fan, ... the full text m. eibo]

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小米手机:
    给大家分享一条好消息![害羞]
[To share a good news! [shy]]

探索黑科技,为发烧而生。

优酷:
    #文化守夜人# 前不久“佛系青年”一词横空出世,眼看经久不衰的“文青”地位难保,说时迟那时快,一位号称三毛转世的姑娘写的长文《张扬导演,我爱你》,犹如文青界的一阵硫酸雨,让“女文青”这个词彻底火(毁)了。为文青正名刻不容缓,听资深文青@马未都 来和你说说文青的那些事。...全文: m.weibo ​
[Cultural night watchman # # shortly before the word Buddha of youth was born, with enduring wen-ching status, passing -wheeler, written by a so-called SAN MAO reincarnation girl long publicity director, I love you, like Wen Qingjie burst of sulfur acid rain, let the word female wen-ching thoroughly fire (destroyed). To wen-ching name is urgently needed, senior wen-ching @ ma did not listen to and the things you say wen-ching. ... The full text m. eibo]

微博时尚:
    #数字时尚盛典# 圆满落幕!除了传奇设计师Marc Jacobs空降上海,带来个人的时尚见解和作品,演员@林依晨Ariel 超模@雎晓雯 也现身活动现场助力慈善!更多精彩瞬间及图片戳下>> tRuRuJyb ​
[# # digital fashion festival ended! In addition to the legendary designer Marc Jacobs airborne Shanghai, bring personal fashion ideas and works, actor @ Ariel Lin Ariel supermodel @ in XiaoWen also appeared powered charity event! More moment and pictures under the stamp > > tRuRuJyb]

微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域

小野妹子学吐槽:
    看完视频整个人都燃了起来!我捏捏自己的腰部深深觉得,除了热爱吐槽,也该热爱点体育项目了。当然每次吐槽,看到你们“哈哈哈哈哈”的评论和转发,对我来说就是为#热爱加冕#啦!感谢@腾讯体育 为每个心有热爱的人加冕!
[Watching the video of the whole people are burning up! I squeezed her waist think deeply, in addition to love, is also the love sports. See you, of course, every time, ha ha ha ha ha comments and forwarding, are crowned # love # to me! Thank @ tencent sports crowned each heart with love!]

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