如果我是她喜欢的模样就好了[伤心]
[If I were her like the look of it [sad]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
哼，男人 tRJzfRe
[Hum, the man tRJzfRe]
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[【 granddaughter queuing to buy milk tea Grandpa to cut in line by the clerk refused to have beaten his anger on a child [less]] recently, a milk tea shop in zhejiang yiwu, a girl should be lining up to buy milk tea, may be too many people waiting in line. Grandpa wanted to cut in line directly sold the money to the clerk said to him, but the clerk didnt sell. After grandpa granddaughter suddenly stretched out his hand to the back of the head, and the granddaughter, is still in play while walking. Denounced the milk tea shop assistant said, grandpa want to jump the queue but granddaughter said... The full text m. eibo]
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用这种方式填平了孩子和家长的距离，好样的[心]
[In this way to fill the distance children and parents, good [heart]]
外出住酒店一定要多多注意[衰]
[Go out of hotel must pay attention [failure]]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
初夏的季节，大地充满了绿色的生机，月让我们来拍「绿色」。在转发或评论中晒出你的作品，将由专业摄影师从中评选，第一名送出 架米兔遥控小飞机。#今天来拍#
[In the early summer season, the earth is full of green vigor, lets take the green. Drying out in the forward or comment on your work, will be used by professional photographers from the selection, first send m rabbit remote small aircraft. # # to shoot today]
探索黑科技，为发烧而生。
#海外车讯#【不要再羡慕美国买车便宜了 特朗普提议对美国进口汽车征收%关税】根据《华尔街日报》报道，当地时间月日，在与全球大型汽车制造商的产业讨论会上，美国总统特朗普提议，对进口汽车征收%关税，还提议在进口时附加比国内汽车更加严格的排放标准。
[- # # overseas car 【 dont envy the United States to buy cheap trump proposed a % tariff on the imported cars 】 according to the Wall Street journal reported, local time, February nd in the industry with major global automakers conference, President of the United States proposed trump, a % tariff on imported cars, also proposed when importing additional than domestic automobile stricter emissions standards. ]
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[# # BBS of hits daily 【 all-wheel-drive against forest people who more audi Q 】 with all-wheel-drive, forest and the performance of the audi Q how? Who is more stronger? I believe that friends also know the power of the two cars in the auto media, now have not found the real contrast test video. I hold the idea, start kiss measuring experience! Portal tRxFfrq]
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[【 some praise! Uncle age of chengdu disabled donate two suites a pavement, by making a to help disabled students in school [heart]] month, sichuan province disabled person welfare foundation have a visitor. The big ye, named Hu Dongbing this year, chengdu people, live in a neighborhood near the pear flower street, without a wife nor children. When he s right hand got bone tuberculosis, lead to the elbow body deformation, action inconvenience. Because of his own experience, so to the body... The full text m. eibo]
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#金山夜话# 听友：我：女未婚，生长在单亲家庭（被抱养，爷爷奶奶养大，父亲聋哑人未婚，但是很勤劳），我现在在外地上班，我二叔和我们一个村的，住的前后院，平时也有个照应，我四叔也是聋哑人，和我爸同住，是一个游手好闲，好吃懒做，还老看别人不爽，和我二叔合不来，经常因为家务事吵架，甚至...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend I female unmarried, grew up in a single-parent family (be adopt, grandpas grandmother raised, father deaf unmarried, but very hardworking, I am now in other place to work, my second uncle and a village, we live QianHouYuan, usually also have a coordinate, fourth uncle is also a deaf mute, I live with my dad, is a idle, lazy, also old watch others happy, and I am not juwan, often quarrel with each other because of the household chores, and even... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
【生孩子有多痛？男士们体验“生孩子”疼成表情包[生病]】月日，河南郑州，某商场让男士体验分娩。在级疼痛坚持分钟就能赢奖，但是很多男士坚持不下去，痛到脸变形直喊停，分分钟截出一堆表情包。体验完以后，他们下来以后纷纷感慨“女人不容易啊”[赞]tRMFXrT
[The children have much pain? Men experience baby pain into expression pack [ill]] month day, henan zhengzhou, some stores to let men experience childbirth. In pain level insisted minutes to win awards, but many men insist on not bottom go to, to face deformation of straight stop pain, package points minutes cut out a pile of expression. Experience after they have regrets after down woman is not easy. [who] tRMFXrT]
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#超级剧集天意# 花絮前瞻！霸气嬴政大大没看够？优酷赶紧来送福利！精彩尽在……@乔振宇 乔老板的大腿中[吃瓜]tRxdnF
[# # super series providence tidbits foresight! Domineering ying zheng greatly didnt see enough? Youku hurriedly to send welfare! Excellent in... @ Qiao Zhenyu Joe [eat the melon] tRxdnF bosss thigh]
#家家汽车文化##奥迪R#【已经非常专业了！实拍国外土豪洗车全过程】tRxZPRn
[# # # every auto culture audi R# 【 already very specialized! Make local tyrants washing process abroad 】 tRxZPRn]
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【古装大片即视感！这样的消防公益宣传片你见过吗？】近日，@江西消防 推出的消防公益宣传片上线，场景堪比古装电影大片，燃爆网络，片中“提拔握压”四个字教你轻松使用灭火器。学会这句消防口令，从此你就是消防社会人！网友：消防宣传界“奥斯卡”是你的了[doge] tRlw
[【 costume blockbusters namely regards feeling! Fire public welfare propaganda film have you seen this? @ jiangxi fire recently launched the fire public welfare propaganda, scene is comparable to the costume movie blockbusters, bums and network, in the promote the holding pressure four words teach you to easily use the fire extinguishers. Learn the fire password, from now on you are the fire social people! Net friend the fire control propaganda Oscar is your the doge tRlw]
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说好的预告片，怎么还没看就饿了？[笑cry]
[Say good trailer, how also didnt see the hungry? [laughing cry]]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
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【杭徽高速上小车上演“漂移”，只因他做了这个动作……】月日，上午点分，杭徽高速监控中心兼一大队指挥中心值班人员在大屏幕上看到了惊险一幕：一辆白色小轿车在高速上上演了惊险的“漂移”竞技，从超车道向右偏移°撞上右侧护栏，顺时针旋转°后，又撞向左侧中央护栏后，又向右漂移，翻滚...全文： m.weibo
[【 HangHui highway car drift, because he did this action... Month day, morning dotted, HangHui high-speed monitoring center and a brigade command center staff on duty on the big screen to see the breathtaking scene a white car on the motorway at the breathtaking drift, from a passing lane to the right offset ° hitting the right side of the fence, clockwise °, and hit to the left after the central guardrail, drift to the right again, rolling... The full text m. eibo]
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来自灵魂深处的呐喊......
这还没扎呢！戏精本精了[二哈]
tRxRTT
[From the depths of the soul cry... < br > this havent! Play the essence of this [two ha] < br > tRxRTT]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
【川航客机因驾驶舱风挡破裂备降成都 副驾驶面部划伤腰部扭伤】日，@四川航空 通报，U重庆至拉萨航班因机械故障备降成都。有乘客称当时飞机很颠簸，氧气面罩突然掉落，出现失重感觉，“当时以为自己要完”。机组人员广播安慰“相信有能力有信心处理好”。备降期间右座副驾驶面部划伤腰部扭伤，...全文： m.weibo
[【 ChuanHang aircraft for cockpit windshield broken alternate chengdu co-pilot facial scratch lumbar sprain 】, @ the sichuan airlines, U chongqing flights because of mechanical failure alternate chengdu to Lhasa. A passenger said the plane is very bumpy, oxygen masks suddenly dropped, occurrence of weightlessness, had thought he want to finish. Radio crew comfort has the ability to have the confidence to deal with, he said. Alternate right seat during the co-pilot facial scratch the waist sprains,... The full text m. eibo]
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#出行生活#【法国斗牛犬乘滴滴死亡 滴滴：规定只能人乘坐[二哈]】浙江宁波的熊姑娘有条法国斗牛犬，买来花了万多。月日，熊姑娘叫了辆滴滴把法斗从丽水接回宁波家里，结果半路死亡了。据滴滴司机说，中午在服务区，他去吃了个饭，不到三十分钟回来，狗就没了。滴滴客服回应，按公司规定，车子只能人...全文： m.weibo
[Travel life # # [French bulldog by drops dead drops rules can only people take [two ha]] in ningbo, zhejiang province bears the girl have a French bulldog, spent more than buy. Month day, bear a girl called drops from lishui back ningbo home to method, the results halfway dead. According to drops the driver, at noon in the service area, he went to eat a meal, come back less than thirty minutes, the dog did not have. Drops the response of the service, as stipulated in the company, the car can only... The full text m. eibo]
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#超级剧集天意# 奉上周一福利！你们最期待的高清剧照来啦～本周剧集精彩升级，今晚见呦 [色]
[# # super series providence in welfare last Monday! Are you most looking forward to the hd still come ~ show great upgrade this week, see you tonight [color]]
#家人来“找茬”#亲爱的家人们，游戏时间到，快来回答吧。下面这张图你能最快猜出它是哪款车吗？最快答对的用户会获得家家送出的精美礼品一份。正确答案将于今晚点转发本微博公布。
[# # family to search for my dear family, the game time, quick to answer. The image below you can guess what it is fastest car? Fastest right users will get every send a nice present. The correct answer will be announced this late forwarding this weibo. ]
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.新买的猩猩巧克力； .不小心化掉后[拜拜]
[. New gorilla chocolate; After accidentally melt [bynum]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
人工智能机器人，机器狗发展迅猛啊。 tRxEE
[The robot of artificial intelligence, robot dog developing rapidly. tRxEE]
我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵
失望攒够了…就会分开吧[伤心]@_小静静静静_是的[微笑]@赢子--yingzi所有的小失望终于在一刻迸发，可他永远都觉得是你在胡闹任性
[Disappointed saved up enough... Will separate now [sad] small @ _ _ yes [smiles] quietly quietly @ win - all the little disappointed finally yingzi at the moment, but he never think youre playing around capricious]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
岛国一主人想给自家猫咪洗澡，猫死活不肯，满屋逃跑，最后静悄悄地伪装成了一团浴巾...嗯很好没发现你[拜拜]
[Island a host would like to give your cat a bath, cat not, house full run, finally quietly disguised as a bath towel... Well well didnt find you [bynum]]
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【马云回应“讲话多”：这是当老师的职业病[笑cry]】月日，马云在杭州师范大学周年校庆演讲上谈到，自己是用当老师的方法当CEO，能成为老师是一辈子最大的荣幸，“有时间我就喜欢去大学分享，别人可能认为我讲得很多，这就是当老师的职业病”！网友：“你有钱！你说了算[doge]”...全文： m.weibo
[[jack ma in response to talk this is when the teachers occupational disease [laugh cry]] month day, ma in hangzhou normal university anniversary on talking about the speech, he is as CEO, using the method of when the teacher can become a teacher is the greatest honor for a lifetime, have time, I would like to go to university to share other people may think that I speak a lot, this is when the teachers occupational disease! Net friend youve got a lot of money! You have the final say [doge] ... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
#午间分享#小老虎Sara遇上两只很热情的小水獭，一直在好奇地跟着它跑和玩闹。小老虎很懵很慌张了：别这样好吗，我可是百兽之王小脑斧啊，可以稍微怕一点我吗？给点儿面子不行吗？[微笑]tRVQWQm 网友：希望大家礼貌性害怕一下[允悲]
[# # noon share little tiger Sara met two warm little otter, has been followed it curiously run and play. Little tiger is meng is panic dont do this please, Im the king of beasts cerebellum axes, can be a little bit afraid of me? Give a face? [smiles] tRVQWQm netizen hope everyone courtesy afraid once [allow sad]]
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[# every car culture # # #, the motorcycles arrogance Track and Mercedes play racing car 】 tRxhFR F]
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#交通万象#别打扰我，我很困[困]
[# # traffic all dont bother me, Im trapped trap []]
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#金山夜话# 听友：我和男朋友相识一个月了，我们都感觉好像在一起好久了一样。他是我的初恋，而他说他之前谈过两次恋爱。我还是个处女，他也说他是个处男。但是我不太相信，因为很多方面让我不敢相信，比如第一次吻我的时候就申舌头了，在接吻较多次之后他会开始摸胸还有会用舌头撩我耳朵(这个他有征求...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to friends my boyfriend and I met for a month, we all feel like together for a long time. He is my first love, and he said he talked twice before falling in love. I am still a virgin, he also said he was a virgin. But I dont believe, let I cant believe because many aspects, such as when I was first kiss my tongue, after kissing is many times he will begin to touch the chest and will use the tongue pulled my ears (which he has ask for... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
【您的快递已由消防栓签收？消防栓：这锅我不背】自从有了互联网，买东西变得前所未有的方便。不过有时候包裹送来了，你又不在家（或者快递哥认为你不在家），就会给你“放门口”。但是直接放门口，丢了可怎么说得清楚。所以，快递员首选暂存地点：门垫！还有消防栓！可是消防栓可不是随随便便就能代签...全文： m.weibo
[【 express by fire hydrant to sign for you? Fire hydrant the pot I dont back] since the Internet, to buy things more convenient than ever. But sometimes sent the parcel, youre not at home (or Courier elder brother dont think you at home), will give you the door. Lost but put directly at the door, but how to say it clearly. So, preferred Courier staging location door mat! And a fire hydrant. But fire hydrant is not casually to issuing... The full text m. eibo]
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