思想聚焦：
各种行走人间攻略，了解一下。
.切莫交浅言深 别太把自己当回事别以为别人有多看重你
.不要在男女关系上多嘴 人家吐槽听听就好 别太当回事 否则最后肯定是自己里外不是人
.不要随随便便对别人掏心掏肺 回头别人就把你当枪使
.关键时刻千万看清谁是大boss，站错队毁所有[可怜]
.进入新环境时
[All kinds of human walking strategy, to know it. . < br > < br > dont hand in deep shallow words dont put yourself seriously dont think that how much people value you < br > < br > dont talkative people ridicule on men and women relation to listen to good dont too seriously or you finally must be himself inside and not < br > < br > dont casually for others rink hijinks tao lung back they took the gun that < br > < br >. The key moment must see who is the big boss, on the wrong team destroyed all [poor] < br > < br > when you enter a new environment]
QQ 投稿邮箱：@qq
冷笑话精选：
转发这条微博，你的昵称后边会加上一个敲可爱的小木马！[doge]#我要过六一#
[Forwarding this message, your nickname will knock with a cute little Trojan behind! I want to live a June # # [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
央视新闻：
【差一点就成“史上最大空难”！加航客机惊魂降落画面曝光】年月日，旧金山国际机场加拿大航空一客机因飞行员判断失误，将滑行跑道误看成降落跑道，险些撞向架在滑行跑道上等候的飞机。幸好塔台指令清晰，及时要求加航客机拉高机头重新进场，才避免空难发生。近日监控画面曝光，惊心动魄秒↓
[【 just as the biggest crash. Air Canada jet shock landing picture exposure] (date) (month) (year), San Francisco international airport air Canada an aircraft pilot judgment, mistaken as will the runway landing runway, nearly crashed into the plane on the runway waiting. Fortunately, tower instructions clear, timely request air Canada jet up to re-enter the nose, to avoid disaster. Monitor picture exposure recently, thrilling seconds left]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
全球健身中心：
这套训练，可以锻炼到全身，一共个动作，每个动作标注的超清晰！tRugesAn
[The training, can exercise to the body, a total of actions, each action of ultra clear! tRugesAn]
最大最全的健身微博，来自中日韩欧美等最热门的健身教程。商务洽谈QQ： ，
当时我就震惊了：
猫不让碰怎么办？
教你一招如何正确撸猫[并不简单]
tRugedt
[The cat doesnt let touch? < br > how to teach you a recruit right rolled cat [] are not simple < br > tRugedt]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
北京人不知道的北京事儿：
网上传的一段视频，地点在天安门。不知道这样的行为是否违法？[怒][怒][怒]请尊重国旗护卫队！！[话筒]tRurDDd
[Posted a video, in tiananmen square. Dont know whether this is illegal? [anger] [anger] [anger] please respect the national flag guards!! [microphone] tRurDDd]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
图院长：
推荐给大家一些减肥佳品，好吃又热量，轻松减肥不是梦。
海盐冰激凌：本身就是冷的，没有热量。海盐是咸的，和甜一抵消，完全不会发胖。
榴莲千层：榴莲是臭的，吃下去身体会排斥，热量也会跟着全部排出。
抹茶毛巾卷：抹茶是茶，苦苦的没有热量。毛巾很难嚼，咀嚼消耗大量热量，可得出多吃可以减
[Here are some recommended for weight loss, tasty and heat, easy to reduce weight is not just a dream. Ice cream < br > < br > haiyan itself is cold, no heat. Sea salt is salty, and sweet an offset, not fat. < br > < br > thousand layer durian durian is smelly, continue to eat the body will be rejected, heat from the well. < br > < br > tea towel roll tea is tea, struggling to no heat. Towel is hard to chew, chew consume large amounts of heat, can be concluded that eating more]
美食种草ing，合作请私信(′ڡ`)
杜海涛：
海贼王和他的朋友。
[The king of pirates and his friends. ]
我爱我自己。
YOHO潮流志：
#毕雯珺只宠你# 美好的一天，从和@Biiiii毕雯珺 一起刷牙开始吧！和乐华七子在一起的小时，起床后的第一件事，有毕社长为你挤牙膏呢~刷牙福利献上，快来认领你们的社长大人！#乐华七子只宠你# #乐华七子首封# tRuggimi
[# # BiWenJun only spoil you a beautiful day, from and @ Biiiii BiWenJun brushing your teeth start together! And focus in the seventh, peulthai the hours, the first thing after getting up, has put President give you toothpaste to brush my teeth and welfare, quick to claim your Presidents adult! # focus only the seventh, peulthai the spoil you # # focus first the seventh, peulthai the seal # tRuggimi]
《YOHO! 潮流志》官方微博，为喜欢潮流的年轻人提供各种内容！YOHO! 官方微信YOHO! 潮流圈账号：yohogroup 相关合作邮件请发送到Yohonow@yoho
头条新闻：
【仅手指可活动“渐冻人”妈妈顺利产子[赞]】太原岁的田女士是一名“渐冻人”，全身仅有右手手指可以小范围活动。得知自己怀孕后，田女士又喜又忧。月日，她顺利生下宝宝。据介绍，这是全国第二例“渐冻人”成功剖宫产手术，全球罕见。她说，身体方面我比别人缺失，其他方面要活得更精彩！[心]
[【 only fingers but activity frozen mother well such [who]] in taiyuan, Ms. Tian is a frozen, the whole body can only right hand finger small range of activities. Learned that after her pregnancy, Ms. Tian, joy and sorrow. On day, she gave birth to the baby. According to introducing, this is the second case the frozen cesarean section surgery success, rare in the world. Physical I missing than others, she says, other ways to live better! [heart]]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
新浪财经：
【女子宜家狂扇保安耳光 警方通报：有精神疾病】月日，济南宜家家居有一女顾客情绪失控，对一女服务员和一男保安扇耳光，还殴打劝阻人员。@济南槐荫公安 通报：女子极为狂躁，初步判断精神有问题，遂带回派出所进一步调查。家人证实其确实有精神疾病。现已协商解决。 tRudSyAa
[【 woman ikea crazy fan guards slapped the police report have a mental illness] month day, jinan ikea has a female customer mood out of control, to a waitress and a security men slapped, also discourage people beating. @ HuaiYin jinan public security bulletin woman is very wild, preliminary judgment spirit has a problem, then back to the police station for further investigation. Family confirmed that it does have a mental illness. Is now a negotiated solution. tRudSyAa]
新浪财经提供*财经资讯及全球市场报价，覆盖股票、期货等多种面向个人和企业服务，主打产品新浪财经APP，为全球华人首选财经APP，大数据诊股开放体验中，名家高手在线答疑，A股、美股、港股、期货、外汇所有行情尽在掌握。
老树画画：
吃饱喝足之后，主要就是睡觉。还能做点什么？现实这般可笑。
[After satiate drink sufficient, main is sleeping. What else can I do? Reality so ridiculous. ]
乱世绘本
新京报：
【河南孟津通报死伤车祸：事故车辆失控 司机醉驾】月日，孟津县发生一起死伤交通事故。今天下午，河南孟津发布官方通报：双方冲突后发生车辆追赶，其中一车失控导致人死亡，司机醉驾。
[【 j bulletin casualties accident henan accident vehicle out of control The driver drunk driving 】 month day, mengjin casualties accident occurred. This afternoon, henan j publish official after the conflict occurred car chase, one of the car is out of control cause deaths, the driver drunk driving. ]
一份以责任为灵魂的报纸；一份致力于记录时代步伐的报纸；一份进步、美好的报纸。新京报，品质源于责任。
新浪体育：
老鼠想溜进小区，被保安一脚踢飞[doge]
左脚踢鼠的同时将鼠挑起，变更支撑脚，右脚大力挑射.....
老鼠：打扰了[拜拜]tRmCMdo
[Mice want to sneak into the village, a foot kicked up by the security guard [doge] < br > the left foot kick rat at the same time will stir up, change the weight from foot to foot, right foot vigorously the goal... < br > mouse excuse me [bynum] tRmCMdo]
小时滚动播报最新的体育快讯，趣闻和视频。新浪记者团带来独家图文报道。欢迎爆料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件： sports@vip.sina
人民网：
【分钟，妻子在站台为车长丈夫庆生[心]】“老公，生日快乐！”月日，是南昌客运段动车一队列车长王军岁生日。妻子陈洪是列车餐配员，两人总是聚少离多。当日值乘的D次列车到达九江站后，妻子挺着大肚子，手拎蛋糕在站台为他惊喜庆生！红色笔记本记录着两人的甜蜜回忆…(图东方IC) 祝幸福[心]
[The minutes, the wife in the platform for vehicle, husband birthday [heart]] husband, happy birthday! Month, nanchang passenger traffic section is train a team of conductor wang jun birthday. His wife, cao is train meal manning, two people always gathered from much less. The same day the D value multiplied after jiujiang train station, his wife is quite big, hand carry in the platform for his surprise birthday cake! Red notebook recording the two persons sweet memories... (FIG. Oriental IC) wish happy [heart]]
报道全球 传播中国
头条新闻：
#视野#【新娘抛扔捧花“捅破”屋顶 天花板纷纷掉落 网友：砸中的年内都结婚[笑cry]】近日，在一婚礼现场的全场欢呼声中，新娘转身抛出捧花。可能是用力过猛，捧花直接砸破屋顶，一整排的天花板就这样掉了下来。网友：这是一个特别的祝福~~砸中的年内都结婚[笑cry]。tRuVXGA
[View # # [bride thrown bouquet burst roof The ceiling fell Net friend hit a year of marriage [laugh cry]] recently, in a whole cheers at the wedding scene, the bride throws her bouquet of flowers turn around. May be too hard and bouquet directly hit a roof, a whole row of the ceiling fell down, just like that. Net friend this is a special blessing ~ ~ hit [laugh cry] years of marriage. tRuVXGA]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
河森堡：
我是个非常小心眼的人，小时候走路被砖头绊一下都得踩那砖头两脚泄愤，被椅子磕着腿，我抬脚就把椅子踢翻然后再把椅子扶起来......仿佛一个神经病。
刚才出门的时候太急，门把手正好一下子怼我胯骨轴上，那家伙给我疼的，我满头大汗双腿交叉地蹲了半天，在这过程中我一直双眼血丝地怒视着那门把手咬牙
[I am a very narrow-minded person, as a child to walk by brick trip have to step on the vent brick feet, was upon a chair leg, Ill kick the chair leg and then lift the chair up... Like a psycho. < br > < br > just now, when you go too fast, the handle just suddenly Dui my hipbone axis, the guy give me pain, I full head big sweat legs crossed and spent half a day, in the process I have been bloodshot eyes glared at the doorknob grind]
国家博物馆讲解员
菅纫姿：
昨日的少女李，快乐，爱你[爱你][蛋糕]
[Girl li yesterday, happiness, love you love you [] [] cake]
To make each day count! 工作邮箱：zuiyan@
weareoneEXO：
#HappyBAEKHYUNDay# 🎂🎉 #EXO##BAEKHYUN##边伯贤# @baekhyunee 生日快乐！
[#HappyBAEKHYUNDay# 🎂🎉 #EXO##BAEKHYUN##边伯贤# @baekhyunee 生日快乐！ ]
We are ONE👍 EXO 相爱吧
刘若英：
那天，零下近度。我們在拍兩人走路回家的戲。大家嚴陣以待。突然兩個小朋友竟然在開機時不認真拍戲，取笑導演。
更可氣的是，全組都在笑。
這樣的情景常常發生，我終於找到畫面證據來請廣大的朋友評評理。
你們說，我～該～怎麼～懲罰他們！哼！
不過，兩個演員連在戲外都可以同心合力嘲笑導演，那
[That day, nearly degrees below zero. We are two people walk home of scenes. Everybody ready. Suddenly two children had to boot without serious shooting, make fun of a director. < br > more exasperating is, all the group was laughing. < br > often occur in such a situation, I finally found the picture evidence to please the friend den. < br > you said, I ~ this ~ how to punish them! Hum! < br > < br > but the two actors in the play outside deride the director can works together, then]
親愛的路人
同道大叔：
一句话赞美水瓶：水瓶是疯起来连自己都怼的人。[微笑]
[Word praise, Aquarius bottle is mad up Dui yourself. [smiles]]
星座只是娱乐。合作请联系 邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me QQ：
鲁智深写韶华：
#吴世勋犯人就是你.首播#我的眼里一切只有你，我的全部都是你[心]犯人就是你[威武]刚二刷明星大侦探[威武]犯人就是你vpn有点懵[威武]还不如网盘[威武]链接and中字[给力]一群大男人还没有两个女人可以的系列[笑cry]尤其世勋不要太可爱[舔屏]有没有要一起的[来][来][来]
[# # oh se-hoon launched the prisoner was you. Its all my eyes only you, my all is you [heart] the prisoner is [power] you just brush star detective [power] the prisoner is your VPN mentally [power] is not as good as a network backup link and [power] word [for] a group of big man has not been two women can series [laugh cry] dont be too cute especially the great [lick screen] [to] have to with [to] [to]]
韩国me2day：
【SBS】日播出的<人气歌谣>中,#WINNER# 带来
[SBS 】 【 broadcast DAY song > of <, # WINNER# bring < EVERYDAY > handsome stage, EVERYDAY is WINNER DAY ~ tRuePqq]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
蔡徐坤粉丝团官微：
蔡徐坤
#蔡徐坤# [心]#NINEPERCENT蔡徐坤#
无论天南海北，爱能让我们接壤[心]
这位ikun进来第一句话，要应援物，中文好的不得了[污]
@蔡徐坤 感谢有你[微风]
[CAI xu < br > # # # CAI xu [heart] NINEPERCENT CAI xu # < br > in any country, love can make us border [heart] < br > the ikun come in the first sentence, who, in Chinese is good [evil] < br > @ CAI xu thank you [wind]]
为@蔡徐坤而来💕，主营应援、数据、安利。任何建议、应聘请发邮箱ikunclub@sina
Happy张江：
太有创意了，教你做一个#恐龙果盘#！夏天来了，学起来[赞]cr.网络httpsmiaopaishowyaWFeNqnIROdkRffUYzxxPmmEfiHONbVtmdg__.htm
[Too creative, teach you how to do a # # dinosaur compote! Summer comes, to learn [who] cr. Network httpsmiaopaishowyaWFeNqnIROdkRffUYzxxPmmEfiHONbVtmdg__. HTM]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
中国新闻网：
#中国温度#【赤脚阿姨，谢谢你[心]】几天前的早高峰，杭州一女子的鞋子掉进地铁站缝隙。正无助时，旁边一位志愿者阿姨忽然脱下鞋子：“我的鞋码可能要大一些，你就当拖鞋穿吧，赶火车要紧。”阿姨姓朱，今年已岁，当天老人赤脚执勤一上午，之后又光脚骑着电动车回家。阿姨说：“举手之劳，小年轻工作
[# # China temperature [barefoot aunt, thank you [heart]] for a few days before the morning rush, the a woman shoes into the subway station in hangzhou gap. Aunt is helpless, next to a volunteer suddenly took off his shoes my shoe size may be larger, you wear it when the slippers, catch the train matter. Aunt zhu, this year is years old, the old man on duty one morning, barefoot barefoot ride electric home afterwards. Aunt said work easy, guys]
这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。
CNU_blank：
Photography by Maria Svarbova
[摄影的玛丽亚Svarbova]
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新闻晨报：
【腰椎间盘突出的自我纠正方法】强马！据不完全统计，中国平均每五个人就有一个人有腰椎病，今天教大家一套缓解腰椎间盘突出的训练，非常实用！知名型体训练师手把手教你，很有用哦，建议先马再看！tRugzetP
[Herniation of self correcting method 】 【 strong horse! According to incomplete statistics, China on average every five people had had a lumbar disease, today to teach everyone a relieve lumbar disc training, very practical! Famous trainer taught you how to type body, very useful oh, recommended first horse again look! tRugzetP]
新媒体合作：QQ； 曝料热线：- ； 客服热线：、
美剧迷：
网红“飞纱”的现场效果，哈哈哈哈哈这也算是文化输出了[笑cry]tRugqFn
[Red fly yarn field effect, ha ha ha ha ha this is cultural output tRugqFn [laugh cry]]
新浪第一美剧微博，你的每天美剧资讯入口！咨询、合作请私信或Email：meijumi@gmail
新浪财经：
#午间分享·轻松一下# 到底花多少钱才能当上SNH粉丝Top？有的人一年花了万，有人花的钱可以买一辆好车，有人说，没有六位数，都没资格追偶像。@Aha视频 tRmBNrWl
[# share, relax in the middle of the # exactly how much money to when SNH fans on Top? Some people spent a year, some people spend money can buy a nice car, some say, no digits, all didnt qualification after idols. @ Aha video tRmBNrWl]
新浪财经提供*财经资讯及全球市场报价，覆盖股票、期货等多种面向个人和企业服务，主打产品新浪财经APP，为全球华人首选财经APP，大数据诊股开放体验中，名家高手在线答疑，A股、美股、港股、期货、外汇所有行情尽在掌握。
WeLens：
“红尘多可笑，痴情最无聊，目空一切也好。” 周日午后，送上一首陈淑桦的《笑红尘》；tRVCiwV
[The world of mortals how ridiculous, devotes most boring, feeling all right. On Sunday afternoon, send you a Sarah Chen smile the world of mortals; tRVCiwV]
Lens官方微博。Lens致力于发现创造与美、探求生活价值、传递人性温暖。旗下包含出版、新媒体、视频、展览、沙龙等。
菲力姐姐jfiensksl：
哥本哈根 第二天[跪了]
[Copenhagen The next day] [kneeling]
朕嘿天才🍐
冷笑话精选：
今日份土味浪漫[doge]
tRugesL
[Today a earthy romantic [doge] < br > tRugesL]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
亟兮般若：
千万不能让媳妇家的表姐看到这部剧[汗][汗][汗] tRugkLnb
[Never let daughter-in-law home cousin to see the show [Mr Khan] [Mr Khan] [Mr Khan] tRugkLnb]
资本市场中一闲人！擅长算准卦！ji xi bo re .急切地希望得到大智慧，唯一路径就是多学习，多请教。望！务烦！ 投资、公益是俺的爱好。
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