2017年1月25日星期三

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    没错,是这个理[doge] ​​​
[Yes, it is the reason [doge]]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

思想聚焦:
    为什么有些人不愿意去谈恋爱?? ​​​​
[Why do some people dont want to fall in love?? ​​​​]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

刘同:
    “有一天,你忽然说家乡的雪好无聊,一成不变。爸妈就知道,其实你是想要离开了,这人生的路都得自己走,没人能替代,他们只知道,你回来的时候,一定会变得不一样。”公里,是你我的距离。而时间,是思念的距离。tRxHAB ​​​
[One day, you suddenly say snow so bored at home and stand still. My parents know that you are actually want to leave, this life way all get oneself go, no one can replace, they only know that when you come back, will be different. Km, is the distance between you and me. And time is miss distance. tRxHAB]

全新作品《向着光亮那方》四月全国发行。已出版《谁的青春不迷茫》《你的孤独,虽败犹荣》等作品。工作联系:晓强( 仅限短信)

娱大神:
    年央视春晚联排现场傅园慧的问答采访,仿佛看到了自己! ​​​
[In the CCTV Spring Festival gala terrace field Fu Yuanhui q&a interview, seem to see myself! ​​​]

八卦明星丨点评娱乐圈丨综艺影视资讯丨工作邮箱:yuledashen@

沙溢:
    纯属偷拍![偷笑][偷笑][偷笑] ​​​
[Is shot! [laughing] [laughing] [laugh]]

工作事宜:胖先生 gaolesi@

李晨:
    腊月二十八,健康送到家。年第一波“安心蓝”我来送,愿大家鸡年吉祥,“净”享健康! 希望新的一年,家里每个房间都有这么一抹令人安心的蓝色,守护全世界最重要的那片空气!下一波往哪儿送,由你来决定! ​​​
[December , health sent home. In the first wave of reassuring blue I to send, wish you all a most auspicious year of the chicken, net enjoy good health! Hope the New Year, home every room has such a reassuring blue, guardian of the worlds most important that the air! The next wave of where to send, up to you to decide! ​​​]

做一个人生的观光客

贾乃亮:
    都回家了吗?啥也不说了,有个可爱的娃[坏笑]祝大家来年运气杠杠的!🤗#福娃拜年# ​​​
[All went home? What also dont say, there is a lovely doll [laugh] I wish you all luck of leverage in the year to come. 🤗#福娃拜年# ​​​]

工作事宜 请联络经纪人 @郭红波 guohongbo@或jianailiang@

韩寒:
    乘风破浪倒计时,三天以后见真容。希望我们的努力能让你度过分钟畅笑而温情的时光。 ​​​
[Braving the countdown, three days later to see. I hope our efforts can make you spend minutes chang smile and warmth. ​​​]

韩寒

猫的树Cattree:
    西伯利亚飞来云南的海鸥真美。 ​​​
[Siberian gulls fly to yunnan is beautiful. ​​​]

商业合作请联络:maomen@vip.,非工作勿扰,谢谢!

TF家族新生-敖子逸:
    夜观天象,今晚适合发微博[噢耶] ​​​
[Night astrologers, suitable for tweeting tonightoh yeah]

TF家族练习生敖子逸微博,有事请私信新浪微博TF家族或TF家族练习生官博

美妆小技巧:
    几款自带仙气的儿童编发,家里有女儿的赶紧收藏了![来]get√tRxGGCOK ​​​
[A few children and distribute of the dust, has a daughter at home to collect! TRxGGCOK [to] get)]

新浪最大的化妆技巧学习基地,记住:你若不美丽,内在给谁看!

英国报姐:
    岁独居老奶奶突然病重,没有家人在身边。视为亲孙子的岁帅邻居主动站了出来,开始了全天候二十四小时的看护和陪伴。他说:“我不想抛下亲奶奶一样的家人,能够让她安度晚年,我很开心,命运让我们有了这场羁绊。” [心] ​​​
[- year - old granny suddenly became very ill live alone, no family around. As a pro grandson, handsome neighbor standing out actively, started the all-weather -hour care and companionship. He said I dont want to leave the same kiss grandmas family, can let her spend their twilight years, I am very happy, fate let us have the fetter. [heart]]

订阅号:ukuk,国外各种好玩哒,我啥都发~【注:玻璃心,喜释梗,广告狗

蒋方舟:
    喜欢过年时候集中工作,有种大家都睡了我偷偷爬起来复习的赚到了的感觉[可爱][可爱] ​​​
[Like the Chinese New Year when concentrated work, is everyone asleep I secretly climb up review made sensecutelovely]

工作事宜请联络舒小姐 邮件playfish@

环球时报:
    台湾女星刘乐妍:来大陆后发现被台湾媒体骗了,回台湾感觉无法生活[摊手]tRxUtTEc ​​​
[The discovery after Taiwan actress Fanny to the mainland by Taiwan media lied to, back to Taiwan [stand hand] tRxUtTEc feel unable to life]

报道多元世界 解读复杂中国

Dipsy迪西:
    水原希子|《Harpers Bazzar 时尚芭莎》,月刊~人对了,就是怎么穿怎么拍都有自己的味道~[酷][酷][酷]喜欢~ ​​​
[Suwon and sub | the Harpers Bazzar bazaar, monthly ~ a person by the way, is how to wear to photograph all have their own taste ~ [cool] [cool] ~ [cool] like]

一个重庆人,男的~▊公众微信realDipsy ▊工作请联系:dipsy@doperinc

M大王叫我来巡山:
    春晚排练采访的这小朋友也太可爱了吧[笑cry][笑cry],说下蛋的时候还打了个嗝[笑cry][笑cry] tRxbwO . ​​​
[Spring Festival gala rehearse interview this kid is so cute! [laugh cry] [laugh cry], said when eggs also dozen hic [laugh cry] [laugh cry] tRxbwO.]

爱吃甜食的温柔毒舌 Q群:每条转发都是吐槽异性恋伦敦靴子日娱杂食歌词太郎头像即本人 CP就CP小秘书你麻痹 @夏目家的小诗哥 别顽皮

日本零君:
    日本动漫里的食物和实物对比,好像吃个遍! ​​​
[The food in the Japanese anime and physical, like eat it! ​​​]

日本动漫,日本娱乐,日本美食,日本美景,日本趣闻,图文转自网络,欢迎关注【零君】。

Happy张江:
    高大上的小盒子做法,放化妆品小零食什么都可以,get[good]#花式闹新春#
tRxVSz ​​​

[Tall on the small box, put cosmetics snacks can be anything, get [good] # # ring fancy new < br > tRxVSz]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯,欢迎私信

人民日报:
    【厉害了我的外交部!陆慷接受专访:一个中国原则,没有谈判余地】外交部发言人陆慷接受美国全国广播公司专访。提及南海和台湾问题,陆慷眼神坚毅:中方立场非常明确,第一,“一个中国”原则一直是中美关系的基础;第二,触及中国核心利益问题,决不能放在谈判桌上讨价还价!tRxGiLZl ​​​
[【 much my foreign ministry! Lu kang accept interview the one-china principle, there is no room for negotiation. Foreign ministry spokesman lu kang had an interview with NBC. Referring to the south China sea and the Taiwan issue, lu kang eyes Chinas position is very clear, first, the one China principle has been the foundation of china-us relations; Second, hit Chinas core interests, must not be placed on the table a bargain! tRxGiLZl]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

芒果娱乐:
    鹿晗,陈伟霆 春晚录备播带采访cut:
tRxxxf
#芒果娱乐# ​​​

[Lu Han, William Spring Festival gala on BeiBo take interviews with the cut < br > tRxxxf < br > # # mango entertainment]

合作+投稿,请私信!无沟通不合作!

肖骁Mix:
    看到这里的天,蓝得好像win的桌面,但你试试,盯着电脑桌面看五个小时。。[微笑]#好山好水好无聊# ​​​
[See the day here, blue like the Windows desktop, but you try, five hours. Staring at the computer desktop. [smiles] # # good boring place with good mountains and waters]

工作联系: 工作邮箱:xiaoxiao@mewemedia

橙子酱欧尼韩代:
    (宠爱你们的欧尼上线)
关注我转发这条 不定时开 每次开一只
正月十五前全部送完 嘻嘻
一点小心意 希望能有好运气[亲亲] ​​​

[Ernie online (love you) < br > pay attention to my forwarding this time Every time I open a < br > finish all before the fifteenth day of the first xi xi < br > a small gift Hope to have good luck [kiss]]

淘宝:橙子酱欧尼韩代 私信不回 不指定代购

思想聚焦:
    林俊杰,用独有的林式唱腔,深情演绎《崇拜》,一曲完毕,回忆如潮水般袭来...[心]tRxIPQI ​​​
[Jj Lin, with unique singing forest type, soulful interpretation of worship, a song, memories were... [heart] tRxIPQI]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

口袋英语:
    【本尼深情朗读二战情书《My Dear Bessie》】Benedict Cumberbatch在《letters live》读信节目上的一段深情演绎, 字里行间透露着那种相隔千里的思念以及真切的爱情。本尼的纯正英音太性感太有磁性的,喜欢英音的同学不能错过的绝佳模仿练习素材tRMFrJBP ​​​
[【 benny spirited reading a love letter of world war ii, My Dear Bessie 】 Benedict Cumberbatch in the letters, read the letter on a deep feeling, between the lines revealed the miles the thoughts and the true love. Benny is pure British accent too sexy too have magnetic, like the British sound classmates cant miss the great tRMFrJBP imitation practice material]

唯美、实用、精彩英语大汇聚。我是你的贴身英语大口袋 !合作QQ:

追剧派狂人:
    【李栋旭《泡泡糖》吻戏】 wuli阿使也是吻戏界的扛把子啊![doge]单身狗慎入!这个泡泡糖吻真是看的我老脸一红……[污][污][污]tRUx ​​​
[【 lee dong-wook bubble gum kiss 】 make o wuli is kissing industry shoulder traverse to the child! [doge] single dog care! The gum kiss is a look at my face a red... [pollution] [pollution] [pollution] tRUx]

叫我红领巾!欢迎投稿推荐~(ෆ`꒳´ෆ)

娱乐星扒客:
    《Running Man》中刘在石和金钟国、李光洙和宋智孝互打手掌的爆笑片段[哈哈]每次看都会捧腹大笑[笑cry]tRtFzelD ​​​
[Running Man in liu in stone and Kim jong kook, wonderful radio and Running Man playing funny clips with the palm of your handha ha laugh every time they see [laugh cry] tRtFzelD]

明星八卦、偶像小料,欢迎私信投稿~~娱乐不光是个圈(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ 互动可加小扒卫星号:slzd

滕雨佳Amiu:
    好久没感受过缓慢的节奏了,今天特别开心!虽是老夫老妻但还是感谢你每一天的陪伴![心](其实就是刚刚拍完照收工夕阳很美随便录的,不知道配什么文字所以看图说话) tRxcjJ . ​​​


淘宝店铺Shock Amiujstorymade.m.taobao

挑款师:
    Backstage|Christian Dior 春夏高定后台[心]一群精灵仙子…… ​​​
[Runs Backstage | Christian Dior spring high set background [heart] a group of elves fairy... ​​​]

这里是你的私人挑款师,关注这里,分享美丽,留住快乐!

史上第一最最搞:
    卧槽!原来困扰我多年的人体移位魔术这么简单,已get√[酷]tRxGynz ​​​
[Oh, my gosh! Original bothers me the shift of the human body magic so simple for many years, has [cool] tRxGynz get)]

让好心情发酵,蒸发掉所有负能量

微博搞笑排行榜:
    修炼了一年的麻将技能,终于在春节的麻将桌上爆发了!@大姑@二叔@三伯,真心对不住哇,我也不想把把都赢的!为了表示歉意,我在麻将桌上发了支付宝AR红包,祝你们来年吉祥似雪花,运气逢桃花,富贵赛牡丹花,打麻将杠上开花!#为TA藏红包# ​​​
[Practice for a year of mahjong skills, finally broke out in the mahjong table of the Spring Festival! @ juwan @ SanBo @ elder sister-in-law, really sorry, I dont want to hang all win! In order to apologize, I sent alipay AR in mahjong table red envelope, I wish you in the coming year auspicious snow, on the peach blossom luck, riches and honor peony, playing mahjong on the bar! # # for TA red envelopes]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

苑子豪:
    你过年吃肉太多了 来块小甜点吧[微笑] ​​​
[You New Years day to eat meat too much Come on, small dessert [smiles]]

工作联系:workyzh@/图书 《穿越人海拥抱你》现已温暖上市

陈赫:
    #拜托了衣橱# 衣橱最后一期上线!原本想全程接受康永哥发自内心的赞美,结果后面有大招儿[二哈]康永哥的攻击力不能再强了,不然真的会出事情[哈哈]第一次主持的节目就这么收官啦,和娜姐搭档非常开心,和嘉宾们还有衣橱家族做节目很嗨,感谢大家!不想说再见,再喊一次叶赫娜拉动霸Tua! ​​​
[# # please wardrobe wardrobe final issue online! Originally want to fully accept Kang Yongge heartfelt praise, behind the big enrolled two ha] [Kang Yongge damage cant be strong, otherwise will really give things (ha ha) hosted the first program will be so close, and her partner are very happy, and guests and wardrobe family show very hi, thank you! Dont want to say goodbye, shout again Ye Hena pull the bully Tua! ​​​]

工作事宜请发邮箱: chenhestudio@ TIANC(天才)网址:shop.m.taobao?spm=av...

精分君:
    一场激烈的红包大战…………#酷跑组队来pk,红包满天飞# ​​​
[An intense red envelopes war............ # # cool run a team to pk, a red envelope to start flying]

是个变态。本微博内容纯属虚构(除了小广告)

恋爱日常事:
    给学生党说一句话 ​​​
[To give students the party say a word]

欢迎私信投稿恋爱小段落( • ̀ω•́ )✧公众号:laircs

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