新的一年，师妹请接招给大家拜年啦，祝大家身体健康，阖家幸福，鸡年吉祥，万事如意 ?！[心]新的一年，请多指教！
[The New Year, pool please take that to everyone happy New Year! Wish you all a healthy body, a happy family, chicken year auspicious, everything goes well? ! [heart] the New Year, meet you! ]
微信号：shimei 超能超搞笑，一档行走在大学校园“哈哈哈”的视频节目！
微博搞笑排行榜：说出来你可能不信，是鞭炮自己跑过去的，哈哈哈看一次笑一次！[笑cry]tRxYiQ
[Said it may surprise you, firecrackers ran myself, ha ha ha the smile once again! [laughing cry] tRxYiQ]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
刘涛tamia：新的一年～是不是该把头发留长了？
[A New Year ~ your hair this long? ]
经纪事务请联系：王颖 amethyst@ 宣传事务请联系：曹燕楠 cynre@
冷笑话精选：哈哈哈蠢萌二哈实力诠释什么叫困成狗！看困了……[二哈]tRxYQo
[Ha ha ha foolish of two ha strength interpretations of what is trapped into a dog! Look tired... [two ha] tRxYQo]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
人民日报：【东北吃货进行曲！一首歌唱遍道东北美食[doge]】安吉首开“摇滚嗓”，《东北吃货进行曲》萌出天际！故人西辞黄鹤楼，前天没吃锅包肉！问君能有几多愁，昨天没吃锅包肉！劝君更尽一杯酒，今天没吃锅包肉！路见不平一声吼，各种想吃锅包肉！tRxMJpcO 你最喜欢哪道菜？ [笑cry]
[【 swathes of northeast China march! Sing a song road northeast food [doge]] angie first rock voice, northeast version march appear the sky! Old west yellow crane tower, the day before yesterday didnt eat pot bag meat! Asked her to have much sorrow, didnt eat pot bag meat yesterday! Advise you more as a cup of wine, today didnt eat pot bag meat! Road sees rough a roar, various eat pot bag meat! TRxMJpcO which dish do you like best? [laughing cry]]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
Kakakaoo-：回家的一大乐趣…翻相册[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]
[The one great pleasure of home... Pages.the [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]
重庆妹儿💪👩♋️🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱♍️👨
小野妹子学吐槽：被王俊凯、李荣浩合唱的李白刷屏了，不过真的只有我的注意点在王俊凯神奇的睫毛吗？
tRxYbaD
[Be chun-kai wang, li bai refresh Li Ronghao chorus, but theres really only my attention point in chun-kai wang magical eyelashes? < br > tRxYbaD]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
思想聚焦：如何文气含蓄地表达“I LOVE YOU”[心]
[How angry implicitly express [heart] I LOVE YOU]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
韩东君ElvisHan：年了，孩子他妈你在哪里…出来吧～
[Years, children his mama where you are... Come out!]
话剧《山楂树之恋》饰 老三 《无心法师》饰 无心《大好时光》饰 罗一洋 仙五改编《云之凡》饰 云凡 邮箱 @qq 电话 赵萌 --
曝猛：有人给他的汪星人买了一个口罩，套上以后太魔性了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈…………[笑cry]
[Wang Xing people buy someone gave him a mask, put on later ones too much ha ha ha ha ha ha ha............ [laughing cry]]
能吓到你是我的荣幸
精选私房菜：【红烧肉怎样做好吃】简直不要太简单！有时间可以学着做做！好吃到没朋友，想想口水都流了一地！#精选私房菜# [馋嘴] tRfZVxY
[How do braise in soy sauce meat to eat is not too simple! Have time can learn to do! Good have no friends, think about the saliva flow all over the floor! # # selected private kitchens tRfZVxY [available]]
专注精致女性厨艺，营造品味家庭生活。
全球健身中心：美国斯坦福大学公开课《长期跑步如何保护膝盖 跑步损伤：预防与治疗》中文字幕完整版，非常专业的讲解，基本涵盖了跑步中损伤的方方面面，对广大跑步爱好者都具有很高的参考价值，时间较长建议先马后看！tRfxJte
[Public class at Stanford university in the long-term running how to protect the knee injury prevention and treatment of Chinese subtitles full version, very professional, the interpretation of the basic covers all aspects of the running of the damage, for the vast number of runners are of great reference value, time is longer than the suggested horse before they look! tRfxJte]
最大 最全的健身类微博，来自中日韩欧美等最热门的健身教程，加上专业的教练指导，总有一款适合你，还等什么了？赶快健身起来吧！
陶白白Sensei：人生建议
天蝎最好不要找摩羯
摩羯最好不要找金牛
金牛最好不要找天秤
天秤最好不要找天蝎
[Life advice < br > Scorpio is best not to find a Capricorn < br > Capricorn is best not to find Taurus < br > Taurus is best not to find a libra < br > the libra is best not to find a Scorpio]
一个迷人的混蛋
治愈系心理学：美国犹他州四岁女孩和她爸爸一起唱电影《Toy Story》的主题歌Youve Got A Friend In Me。嫩生奶气的小女孩，一开口技惊四座！前途不可限量。分享~#花式闹新春# tRxbFMF
[Utah four years old girl and her father sing film Toy Story the theme song of Youve Got A Got A Friend In Me. Gas girl NenSheng milk, a music jing ! The future. Share ~ # # fancy make spring tRxbFMF]
治愈系，一种平静后舒畅的感觉！情感探讨、文字投稿请私信。图文自网络。
谷大白话：十年后的故地重游，“放火”的小姑娘长大了
[Decade after corrected the set the little girl to grow up]
THERES NO『俗』WITHOUT『谷』
大鹏董成鹏：被穿貂儿的姐姐拦住了去路。
[Was stopped by wear sable sons sister. ]
工作邀约请联络@菜花caulicai
神店买家秀：为什么说喵星人就是禽兽。。。 可怕[笑cry][笑cry]
[Why do you say meow star man is a beast... Terrible [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]
逛淘宝三年，不如关注我三天！看买家秀，务必关注我！
小野妹子学吐槽：图一：各年龄段女性心中理想的男友年龄
图二：各年龄段男性心中理想的女友年龄
[Graph one all ages female ideal boyfriend age < br > figure all ages men age ideal girlfriend]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
郑秀文Sammi：大梦想家。排练舞蹈。 tRxYNfHn .
[Big dreamers. Dance rehearsal. TRxYNfHn.]
Woman
新浪娱乐：漫改真人电影《银魂》曝光志村妙（长泽雅美饰）和平贺源外（室毅饰）海报。 加上之前的坂田银时（小栗旬），志村新八（菅田将晖），神乐（桥本环奈），桂小太郎（冈田将生），还有伊丽莎白……还原度你觉得如何？
[Diffuse change a live-action movie silver soul exposure chi miao village (long ZeYa thy neck) peace He Yuan poster outside room (yi). Add before sitting Tian Yinshi (shun oguri), chi village new eight (kan tian CDH), god (hashimoto ring), guangxi small aso (okada), and Elizabeth...... How do you feel reduction degree? ]
新浪娱乐
马男波杰克Bojack：那些曾经亲密 后来疏远甚至消失的朋友 我们不必相互责怪对方有了新伙伴 也不必惋惜友情转瞬即逝 有些事情看似偶然实则必然 人生的路有很长 很多人都只能陪伴其中一段 分开一定是有不适的条件出现 能够在适合的时候相聚在一起 开心过痛快过 已经很好了
[Those who once close Disappear later alienate even friends We dont have to blame each other have a new partner Dont have to feel sorry for friendship Some things seemingly accidental actually must be the road of life is very long A lot of people can only accompany with a separate must have unpleasant conditions can get together at the right time Happy time has been very good]
梦想是成为亿万富翁◡̈⃝
央视新闻：【关于春晚，海外华人观众这样评价】有人说，今年春晚，从头到尾都很激动亢奋；有人说，歌舞演出既恢宏荡气，又秀丽悦目；还有人说，特别感动的是几位百岁老人和位航天员的环节，中华民族有今天，是老红军们浴血奋战的结果。春晚，你最喜欢哪个节目？ tRxYai
[About the Spring Festival gala, the overseas Chinese audience said it is said that this years Spring Festival gala, from beginning to end all excited excited; Someone said, song and dance performances both gas, the grand and beautiful and pleasing to the eye; Others say, especially touched by a few centenarians and crew of the link, have today, the Chinese nation is the result of the old red army man are fighting. Spring Festival gala, which program do you like best? tRxYai]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
韩国me2day：【日刊体育】[秀智,<音乐银行>位,SOLO成功]#裴秀智# 在日停播的#音乐银行# k chart中获得位.当时位候补有Miss A中solo的秀智和TeenTop中solo的Niel.最终,秀智获得位.Niel为位.,,位分别是BIGBANG,乐童音乐家,Rain.
[[nikkan sports] [show wisdom, < > music bank, SOLO success] # Miss # # # k music bank in day off to get A chart. When A backup is Miss A SOLO show of wisdom and TeenTop SOLO Niel. In the end, to achieve A think tank. Niel for.,, BIGBANG, are le child musician, Rain.]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
纯良叫兽：这么冷的天，你是不是该找个人陪你一起洗澡了[污]
[Such a cold day, you should find someone to accompany you take a shower together [pollution]]
关注叫兽 脱离单身 每天好心情 (^o^) YES!搜索公众VX她漫画【biaojie】我会一直陪伴你， 广告合作QQ联系：
鲜衣美食君：看到表皮焦糖的那一刻，就觉得自己饿了[馋嘴]#鲜衣美食#
[See skin caramel that moment, I feel hungry [available] # # garment of fresh food]
美味珍馐，家常小炒，#get√#！【推广合作请联系QQ】
捡书少年：谁有那种笑的特别好看的照片？[哆啦A梦花心]
[Who has that kind of smile of very nice photos? [doraemon flower heart]]
看书不如看我
人民日报：春节假期，你被爸妈逼婚了吗？有时候我们不是不能结婚，只是不想结婚，愿每个人都能找到属于自己的爱情。@二更视频 tRxOacW
[The lunar New Year holiday, you are my parents forced marriage? Sometimes we are not cant get married, just dont want to get married, wish everyone can find belongs to own love. @ more video tRxOacW]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
新闻晨报：【震撼！！！马云爸爸在家自拍分钟视频】信息量很大~创业中的小伙伴一定要看！[赞]tRxlAMRl
[【 shock!!!!!! Ma father take minutes at home video] very informative ~ friend of entrepreneurship must see! [who] tRxlAMRl]
新媒体合作：qq； 曝料热线：- ； 客服热线：、
中国新闻网：#轻松一刻# 春节期间，爸妈去厨房后，和亲戚独处的你[微笑][拜拜]蜜汁尴尬，生动形象！[笑cry]（转自网络）tRxWFVk
[# # relaxed moment during the Spring Festival, my parents went to the kitchen, and relatives of solitude you [smiles] [bynum] honeydew embarrassed, vivid! [laughing cry] tRxWFVk (from the network)]
这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。
爱啃梨的星际碎片：#花椒明星红包# 初一的红包没抢够？
来，大年初三，今晚依旧八点整，
花椒直播ID：，继续撒我们的春节红包，
提前摩拳擦掌，哥去选衣服了，毕竟上次太红太萌[doge]
[Pricklyash star red envelope # # the first red envelopes didnt take enough? < br > < br > to annual grade, still at eight o clock tonight, < br > < br > Chinese prickly ash live ID, continue to our Chinese New Year red envelopes, < br > < br > limbering up ahead of time, brother to choose clothes, after all, the last time too red sprout [doge]]
爱啃梨，一辈子离不开的维生素。个人品牌店：kenneth-london.taobao 工作联系：dear_quintus@foxmail或助理邹小姐：
逍遥散人M：[馋嘴]
[[available]]
感恩 过好每一天 公共微信xysanren
可爱宠物中心：家里汪星人靠暖炉靠得太近，结果头上的毛毛都烤焦了。。。汪“吓死宝宝了，差点就变烤棉花糖了” ((((；゜Д゜)))哈哈哈又心疼又好笑。
[Home Wang Xing heater too close, the head of maomao are sear... Wang scared the shit out of the baby, almost become roast marshmallows ((((; ゜ Д ゜))) ha ha ha love dearly and funny.]
这里是所有爱宠，爱心人士的集聚地，诚邀您来一起关注、爱护这些可爱的小动物！
叶诗文：很开心今年能够回家回外婆家过年！！！珍惜和家人在一起的时光[心]要收心咯[偷笑]大家新年快乐！一起拼搏💪💪
[Very happy to back to my grandmas home this year New Years day!!!!!! Treasure and family together of the time accepting heart [heart] to [laughing] you all a happy New Year! 一起拼搏💪💪 ]
游泳
公安部打四黑除四害：【满屏的尴尬！半裸男开车漂移，民警两车夹击将其拿下[黑线]】大年初一，广东佛山一男子开着红色轿车在街头横冲直撞，玩漂移，完全无视过往车辆。警方赶来后，两车夹击，并开枪将其制服。半裸男子不断在地上呼号，最后被警察抬走……#我在岗位上# tRxWUOW
[The full screen of embarrassment! Half-naked male drift driving, take the two police cars flanked [black line]] on the first day, the guangdong foshan a man drives a red car in the street on the rampage, play drift, completely ignore the passing vehicles. The police came, two car attack, and shot the uniforms. Half-naked man keep call on the ground, the last was carried away by the police... # I # tRxWUOW on jobs]
打四黑除四害，主要是依法严厉打击从事危害民生违法犯罪活动的黑作坊、黑工厂、黑窝点、黑市场，为民除害，保民平安。人民对美好生活的向往就是我们的奋斗目标。齐心协力打四黑，警民联手除四害！
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