2017年1月31日星期二

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北美吐槽君:
    “用学校的钱宣传自己,真丢脸。我见过的中国人几乎都是垃圾。” ​​​
[It was humiliating that promote themselves with school money. Almost all the Chinese I have ever seen is junk. ​​​]

吐槽请私信;公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】

林更新:
    只有周杰伦的歌不需要看歌词来唱,因为一直以来都在你的脑子里。 ​​​
[Only jay Chous songs, dont need to see the words because has been in your mind. ​​​]

帅裂苍穹 经纪人郝晓楠:lgxworkemail@

郑渊洁:
    #早起的虫子被鸟吃# 早上好。现在是年月日清晨点分。您现在为什么醒着?#郑在打卡# ​​​​
[# # the early worm was the birds eat good morning. It is on the early morning. Why are you awake? # # zheng in clock in]

《童话大王》月刊岁了 邮局订阅代号-

孟小发的生活:
    分享图片 ​​​
[Share photos]

最天秤:
    其实天秤很累了.天秤习惯假装坚强,习惯一个人面对所有,天秤不知道自己到底想怎么了.有时候天秤可以很开心,可以很放肆,可是却没有人知道,那不过是伪装;天秤可以让自己很快乐很快乐,可是却找不到快乐的源头,只是傻笑.天秤只希望.在天秤开始抱怨上天吝啬的时候,有个人可以对天秤说,别太在意,我心疼你. ​​​
[Actually very tired. Libra scales used to pretend strong, habit a personal face all, libra dont know how you want to. Sometimes the libra can be very happy, can be very licentious, but no one knows, it is just camouflage; Libra can make you very happy very happy, but cant find the source of happiness, just giggle. Libras only hope. When libra began to complain about god save, a man can be said to libra, dont too care about, I love you.]

立志要成为一个最了解你的人。全宇宙最大的天秤疯子集中地,期待你的←关注~

这不是历史:
    “林忆莲、李宗盛《当爱已成往事》现场版,往事不要再提,人生已多风雨,纵然记忆抹不去,爱与恨都还在心里。 ​​​​ tRcZdPOu ​​​
[Sandy lam, Jonathan lee live when love has become the past, dont mention the past, life has more wind and rain, even if the memory wipe dont go, are still in my heart. Love and hate tRcZdPOu]

只要你认真,历史不是任人打扮的小姑娘。 合作联系QQ:

顶好阅读:
    “悟空是取经路上碰到的,八戒是取经路上碰到的,沙和尚是取经路上碰到的,白龙马也是,所以要碰到可与你一路同行的人,你须先上路!为目标而坚定前行时,帮手才会出现;左右为难时,贵人才会出现!决定上路时总是一个人,但走着走着就出现了团队!切记:不忘初心,方得始终!”--分享给在路上的人~ ​​​
[The wu is empty is way scriptures, wukong is encountered on the road, the sand monk is a way for buddhist scriptures, the white dragon horse is, so want to run into people who can be with you all the way, you must first hit the road! For the target firm, helpers will appear; dilemma, your talent will appear! Decided to hit the road is always a person, but came walking team! Remember dont forget to beginners mind, party always! - to share with people ~ on the way]

阅读分享。 图文均来自网络。 合作联系QQ

我们天生偏执狂:
    一生之中一定会遇到某个人 他打破你的原则 改变你的习惯 成为你的例外 ​ ​​​
[Life will encounter someone who broke your change your habits become your exception principle]

生来偏执 如何折衷________工作交流请联系QQ

大申屠007:
    微博直播 tRxQypyY . ​​​
[Weibo live tRxQypyY.]

直播间熊猫;周易预测微信:yizhouyiX ;粉丝三群,一群,二群

人民网:
    【长知识!有趣的四叠字大全,你认识几个?】顾名思义,四叠字由四个完全相同的字叠成“田”字形而形成的新字。那么,你知道四个木加一起读什么吗?四个水、四个人、四个工、四个小......戳图自测↓↓这些四叠字你认得几个?收藏起来考考小伙伴![酷] ​​​
[The four fold long knowledge! Interesting words, do you know a few? As the name implies, four fold by four identical words lay in tian glyph to form a new word. So, do you know what four wood together to read? Four water, four men, four, four small... Poke figure self-test left many left these four fold down words you know? Collect test friend! [cool]]

报道全球 传播中国

追美剧学英文:
    人老心不老,之前在英国达人秀上爆红的老太太,给路人来了一段广场舞!太惊艳![赞]tRbaTMD ​​​
[Old heart not old, before blasting red lady on Britains got talent, a stranger to a square dance! Too amazing! [who] tRbaTMD]

爱美剧、爱电影、学英语 QQ

热带汽水:
    好的,又到了深夜撩天时间啦。 ​​​
[Ok, in the middle of the night liao days again. ​​​]

喝多了也不会醉

SKY李晓峰:
    这个点还有没睡觉的吗?今天去看了韩寒的乘风破浪,很好的一部电影啊,全程一直在笑。但是明天我还想去看电影噢,问问还没睡觉的朋友,明天去看哪部哪? ​​​
[The point is there didnt go to sleep? Today went to ride the waves in hans, very good film, have been laughing. But I also want to go to the movies tomorrow oh, didnt sleep friend ask, tomorrow to see which department? ​​​]

李晓峰,男。、连续两届WCG(电子竞技世界总决赛)魔兽项目冠军,被称为魔兽“人皇”,中国电子竞技领域的旗帜性人物。

Higga:
    小星星和阿箐 ​​​
[O little stars and wellknown]

直接叫希卡就好啦(>_<)图除商用外标明ID一切随意,已申明的事情再有私信问我就不回啦

辣条娘:
    那个话题,换成亿现金跟和自己的爱豆结婚,这次你选哪个 ​​​? ​​​
[The topic, and replaced with cash to marry his love beans, which do you choose this time? ​​​]

【分享美好的事物,转发有趣的东西(ˊᗜˋ*)و】吐槽什么的不要在意细节,我这颗安利你不吃吗( ´ ▽ ` )ノ

神奇的美帝:
    韦德这个老戏骨,演技可以去好莱坞了~! tRxQLgO . ​​​
[Wade this old play bone, acting skills can go to Hollywood! TRxQLgO.]

在这里分享和传递各种神奇事——虽然美国人民欢乐多,但憋不住也会报报别国的内容!奋斗!>_<

搭配师林欣:
    腿短就要听话[摊手] ​​​​
[Short legs will be obedient [stand hand]]

你身边的女装搭配师

写给前任的999封情书:
    我能感觉到啊,你没有那么喜欢我,
可是我就是很喜欢你,明知不会在一起,
还是固执的放不下。道理人人都懂,
可是说服自己就是那么难。 ​​​

[I can feel ah, you are not so like me, < br > but I am very like you, know not together, < br > or stubbornness will not fit. Is known to everyone. < br > but to convince myself that is so difficult. ​​​]

你不是公主 你是会哭泣的鱼儿。投稿合作 QQ

叶檀:
    大企业主纷纷表态雇佣移民、难民,相对川普而言,站在了道德高点上。每股下挫震荡。 ​​​
[Big business owners lined up to hire immigrants, refugees, relative to trump, standing on the moral high. Per share fell shock. ​​​]

【微信公众号tancaijing,聪明人在一起,说人话】 工作联系方式:luotao@yetanstudio

麦子:
    初三,饭后不过七点,天尚未漆黑,是忍不住让人抬头看的墨汁蓝。商场里人来人往,像水族箱里穿梭的鱼,脸上腰间贴着刚长出来的二两肉笑得格外提气,也格外喜庆。我们一行四人,两大两小,混在里面显得有点儿盲目,不是那么投入,或者说是四个很容易走神的人、遗传性的。于是临时决定游车河去看长安街的 ​​​
[Grade, but after dinner at seven o clock, the day is dark, is cant help but make people look up at the blue ink. Mall, as aquarium fish and back, face the waist with just long out of two meat extra gas, laughter also exceptionally happy. We four people, two big and small, mixed in it was a blind, less investment, or four people are easily distracted and hereditary. So temporary decided to ride to see chang an avenue]

Mademoiselle Le Blé

我的电影图解:
    《A New Day Has Come》&《一天》——我遇见那么多人,可为什么偏偏是你,看起来最应该是过客的你,却在我心里占据这么重要的位子。tRWmq ​​​
[A New Day Has Has & one Day, I met so many people, but why are you look the most should is passing, you are such an important place in my heart. tRWmq]

人生漫漫,道远兮。闲暇时我就是你的最佳伴侣,这里各种口味图解都有,Please 抱紧我!!!合作请私信或Q我:

笑到你肚子疼:
    东北话版《野子》,我可能听了假野子[笑cry][笑cry]tRxbHuBs ​​​
[Northeast words version wild child, I could hear the false wild child [laugh cry] [laugh cry] tRxbHuBs]

每日奉送各种雷人笑话,欢乐笑不停,h合作扣扣

大欧洲吐槽君:
    终于养到了传说中别人家的猫,心里却空落落的 ​​​
[Finally the legend other peoples cat, the in the mind is empty]

北美吐槽君旗下频道,专接欧洲、英国吐槽。公众号:ouzhoutucao 【商务合作请联系:tucaojun@dealmoon】

视觉酱:
    漂亮的剪纸风格海报设计,犹如在童话故事般 ​ ​​​
[Beautiful paper-cut poster design style, like in fairy tales]

横看成岭侧成峰,远近高低各不同。

几米漫画情:
    以前总以为,人生最美好的是相遇。
后来才明白,其实难得的是重逢。
如果我们能够久别重逢,我希望你别来无恙。 ​​​

[Always think before, met the most beautiful and good life is. < br > afterwards just know, in fact, is a rare reunion. < br > if we can meet after such a long separation, I want you to hope that you are well. ​​​]

迷宫般的城市,让人习惯看相同的景物,走相同的路线,到相同的目的地;习惯让人的生活不再变化。投稿合作QQ:

逗大师:
    一名哈佛大学毕业的医生韦尔近期发表“--”呼吸法,能使人在秒内进入睡眠状态。“--”呼吸法分为个步骤,首先吸气秒、再憋气秒、最后再呼气秒,次循环后,便能感受到睡意,而整个过程仅秒。建议大家每天做两次,练习~周,直到熟悉整个过程。快转给需要的人吧! ​​​​
[A doctor graduated from Harvard University, recently published - breathing, makes a man to sleep in seconds. - breathing is divided into steps, first to breathe in seconds, then seconds, then exhale seconds, loops, can feel sleepy, and the whole process only seconds. Suggest to do two times a day, practice to weeks, until the familiar with the whole process. Quick to people in need! ​​​​]

你负责开心快乐,我负责装逼得瑟。

Xavier杰斯君:
    #不言不语都是好风景# | 年的Nicole Kidman和Tom Cruise,那时候真好,照片里Nicole真的是要美上天际… ​​​
[# # wordless are good scenery | years of Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise, that was good, photo Nicole is really beautiful in the sky... ​​​]

一切的美与丑。会说话再留下评论,否则请住嘴。

-笑熬--浆糊-:
    #死者亲属称动物园有责任##宁波动物园老虎咬人#
看到网友们笑话人家家属是真的不太好,人家家里死了人已经够伤心的了,网友们有点同情心吧!我也只是发表个人看法,还请网友们手下留情不要怼我[汗][汗] ​​​

[# said relatives of the dead has a responsibility to zoo zoo tiger bite # # # ningbo < br > see netizens joke somebody elses family is really not so good, the family home is dead people have sad enough, netizens have a little compassion! I also just published personal view, please also netizens hand dont Dui I [Mr Khan] [Mr Khan]]

美好的一天

追新番官网:
    《不好意思,我们明天要结婚》中日双语回:tRxyPZT [西内玛利亚山村隆太山崎育三郎中村安妮岸井雪乃森田甘路叶山奖之山贺琴子键本辉加藤谅古馆宽治椿鬼奴石野真子高冈早纪杉本哲太泽村一树] ​​​​
[Sorry, we are going to get married tomorrow sino-japanese bilingual back tRxyPZT [maria mountain long too yamazaki constituents of west saburo nakamura Anne shore well cascade prize is sen Tian Gan road snow mountain He Qin children this fai kato dare ancient pavilion for wide tsubaki ghost slave this zhe shi yes son takaoka early JiSha dazzle village] a tree]

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逝如朝霜:
    “任你嘲笑孤僻也好偏激也好只会自诩清高也好” ​​​
[Let you laugh at withdrawn or extreme will only boasts lofty or]

一位霸道的总裁 【@渊纪】普通桓温粉

全球搞笑排行榜:
    插画家Pic Candle一分钟教你画出种简单又可爱的表情~!!简单又可爱,只要一分钟,收了学习吧![赞]tRfadGFt ​
#花式闹新春# ​​​

[Illustrator Pic based one minute to show you draw a kind of simple and lovely expression ~!! Simple and lovely, as long as one minute, to learn! [who] tRfadGFt < br > # # fancy make New Year]

微博搞笑中心!【联系Q 】分享新鲜、时尚、搞笑信息~关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!↖(^ω^)↗

环球搞笑趣闻:
    夜猫子赞我,看看还有多少没睡的? ​​​
[Late one to praise me, and see how many didnt sleep? ​​​]

笑话幽默,糗事牛人牛事,奇闻趣事,生活技能长知识,信不信由你!投稿请私信合作见邮(内容来自网络或网友投稿,原作者未知,如有不妥请联系删除)

罗玉凤:
    红莓[馋嘴][馋嘴],乡间的小伙伴们对它应该很熟悉,它有一个优雅的名字叫做覆盆子,也叫刺泡儿.....[太开心] ​​​
[Red berries [available] [available], friends in the country for it should be very familiar with, it has an elegant name is raspberry, also called thorn bubble son... [quite happy]]

大家好,我是凤姐。工作联系:shanghailuoyufeng@

热美妆师:
    仙气十足的水彩风格眼妆* 看惯了棕色系 来点清新的不同感眼妆 好看到没朋友tRMPNmK ​​​
[Dust of watercolor style eye makeup * see spoil the brown department to agree on new eye makeup Good to see friends tRMPNmK]

知名美妆博主 合作qq:

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