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唐嫣：
昨天用电卷棒给自己卷了个空气刘海，我觉得效果很好，是我想象中的样子，快夸我漂亮🎀😍✌️ tRxTXlW
[昨天用电卷棒给自己卷了个空气刘海，我觉得效果很好，是我想象中的样子，快夸我漂亮🎀😍✌️ tRxTXlW ]

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最神奇的视频：
这是我见过玩手机的最高境界[笑cry]tRxNEDO
[This is the highest state of playing mobile phone I have ever seen [laugh cry] tRxNEDO]

视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！用最神奇的视频伴你渡过神奇的一天！

关爱八卦成长协会：
[关八春节福利季第三弹]到初三啦，#金鸡拜年#这一弹给大家发福利的是小猎豹郑恺，他给小老婆们准备了运动套装、时尚潮服、护肤礼盒以及郑恺工作室的礼盒！#过年那些事#详情请看视频和图片哟！ tRxTSvg
[Welfare third season play] [shut eight Spring Festival to the grade, # # this golden New Year greetings to play to everyones hair welfare cheetah cubs Ryan, he gave the little wife prepared sport suit, fashion clothing, skin care gift box and the box Ryan studio! # # for those things see video and photo! tRxTSvg]

如数家妻

葡萄-Lee：
新年好，庆幸带了这双来迪斯尼，走了一天，后包脚涨了还能踩跟穿，🐒🐒穿，童心未泯的我也爱Disneyland，喜欢这个颜色的宝宝点👍我在元宵抽一位送哦
[新年好，庆幸带了这双来迪斯尼，走了一天，后包脚涨了还能踩跟穿，🐒🐒穿，童心未泯的我也爱Disneyland，喜欢这个颜色的宝宝点👍我在元宵抽一位送哦 ]

女子本弱，为母则刚

英国那些事儿：
“已婚人士们，你们最想跟新婚夫妇说点啥“…..果然婚姻除了爱情之外，真的也少不了彼此的经营….[心][心]
[Married, what do you want to talk to the couple point... .. Indeed as expected marriage in addition to love, really little also not each others business... . [heart] [heart]]

一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.

衣锦夜行的燕公子：
今天回老家去看我姑姑，正好她闺蜜也在，听说她的事情，真是好气又好笑。
姑姑闺蜜夫妇原来纺织厂职工，早年下岗以后，老公就脾气变很坏，经常去原厂找事。后来一次找事回来被车撞断一条腿，就不太出得了远门，就在门口赌钱，赌输了就打老婆。我姑闺蜜被打得受不了，出门去广州打工然后做小生意，正好
[Today go home to see my aunt, she just girlfriends was there, and she heard things, is a spirit again funny. aunt girlfriends couple originally textile worker, at an early age to be laid off after the husband temper is very bad, often go to original fray. Then find another back a car, break a leg is not out of town, gambling in the doorway, lost the bet was beating my wife. My aunt girlfriends was beaten to can not stand, go out to work in guangzhou and doing small business, at the right moment]

世界就像是个巨大的马戏团,它让你兴奋,却让我惶恐。因为我知道散场后永远是——有限温存,无限心酸。

冷笑话精选：
据说这是现在衡量关系好坏的标准…… [笑cry]
[It is said that this is now measure criteria for relationship... [laughing cry]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

追风少年刘全有：
过年期间最怕听到父母说什么？
[During the Chinese New Year is the most afraid to hear parents say? ]

我是一只蘑菇。同时我还是一个屁股。最后我还是吴彦祖。

秦奋King：
我走在你喜欢的电影场景里[音乐]
[I walk in your favorite movie scene [music]]

身体健康最重要

李栋旭：
Goodbye #도깨비#
[为#鬼怪#]

小野妹子学吐槽：
岛国一妹子坐地铁，抬头发现对面一个高音谱号🎼
[岛国一妹子坐地铁，抬头发现对面一个高音谱号🎼 ]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

贾乃亮：
tRxTMeo ，#东北往事之破马张飞#剧组来报道，先说好，看完别找我[doge]
[TRxTMeo, # # northeast of past broken zhang fei ma crew to report, read, dont find me [doge]]

工作事宜请联络经纪人 @郭红波 guohongbo@或jianailiang@

霍思燕：
妈妈做的饭就是香[呲牙][偷笑]
[Moms rice is sweet [yi tooth] [laugh]]

最好的时光

杜江侦察记：
喂饭技术和两年前比那是突飞猛进啊[笑cry]
[Fed technology and than it was two years ago have been picked up [laugh cry]]

嗯哼大王滴呆迪

当时我就震惊了：
送你们最想要的一副对联，祝你们鸡年心想事成[doge]
[You want a pair of couplets, I wish you a chicken in horse [doge]]

深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜

国民学叔：
师父…这几天我把你的脸都丢尽了[失望]
[The master... These days I you of the face are thrown out [disappointed]]

怀念那段还被称为“学长”的岁月。（原ID@其声呜呜然）

噗嗤大叔：
鲁迅的文字有多一针见血？
[Lu xuns words how hit the nail on the head? ]

做科普的。微信号：ouba

皇族White：
单论小时候我是玩虐赵梦玥的
[When I was a child I was playing sm Zhao Mengyue single theory]

可爱又迷人的反叛角色

环球时报：
【迪玛希一家同台表演，颜值爆表】不要再惊叹@迪玛希Dimash 撩人的嗓音了，人家的音乐天赋来自于同是歌手的爸妈。在哈萨克斯坦电视节目上，一家三口同唱一首歌，爸帅妈美。迪玛希的女朋友们，快来认识伯父伯母[doge] tRxlNN @华闻周刊
[【 dima a stage performance, appearance, 】 dont wonder @ di marsh Dimash voluptuous voice, the somebody elses music talent comes from the parents with is a singer. My television show in kazakhstan, to sing a song, father handsome mother is beautiful. Di marsh girlfriends, come and meet aunt uncle doge tRxlNN @ HuaWen weekly]

报道多元世界解读复杂中国

暴走漫画：
就是这些方程让大家丢分的
[It is these equations to lose points]

常规合作：hezuo@baozou 《暴走大事件》内游戏类合作：baozouyouxi@inacg

新京报：
#晚间分享#好不容易把你刨出来的.....就陪我玩玩好不好...[doge]（英国那些事儿）tRxlpP
[Share the # # night very not easy to dig out of you... Play with me, ok... [doge] tRxlpP (British those things)]

一份以责任为灵魂的报纸；一份致力于记录时代步伐的报纸；一份进步、美好的报纸。新京报，品质源于责任。

视角_日本：
趣闻：日本妈妈在遛狗时，不慎把绳子掉在了地上，一开始她自己还没意识到，继续向前走了、步才发现狗没了。回头一看，狗狗已经陷入了深深的悲伤。。。
[Anecdotes Japans mother when walking the dog, accidentally dropped the rope on the ground, she also didnt realize that at the beginning, continue to go forward step, only to find that the dog was gone. Looking back, the dog has been lost in deep sorrow... ]

知己知彼。公众订阅号「Japan」

银教授：
“动物园不能给别人翻进去的机会。”
于是动物园设置了高压电网，直接电死。
[Not a chance to give to others in zoo. so the zoo set a high voltage power grid, electricity directly to death. ]

先别取关，万一好笑呢？信公众号yinjiaoshou

魏泽楷：
我刚把好吃的买回来，表姐说待会要带外甥来玩，卧槽没地方藏了！！！[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]
[I just come back from good buy, cousin said Going with nephew to play, oh no place to hide!!!!!! [laughing cry] [laughter cry] [laugh cry]]

人人网原创博主魏泽楷，真的是我，微博全是精品耶(¯▽¯)

开水族馆的生物男：
开水，为什么这次你那么义愤填膺？
在我看来，这个害己害虎的贱人类似于日常生活中闯红灯、高速横穿被撞身亡还害死车主的傻逼行人非机动车主。在大陆，这类明确一方作死、违规甚至违法全责的行为，由于贱人往往是弱智群体而可以获得圣父圣母的声援甚至官方的法条维稳支持。而真正的受害者？呵呵哒
[Boiling water, why you so angry this time? in my opinion, the destroy of tiger bitch is similar to the daily life through a red light, the crossing was hit died also kill the owner of a shitty pedestrian non-motor vehicle owners. In mainland China, this kind of clear side fault, illegal behavior, and even illegal responsibility due to bitch is retarded groups can obtain the holy father Notre Dame support even official law stability. But the real victims? Ha ha da]

野外探索者，独立鱼类学者

德卡卡了：
抱所有人然后借机抱你
[Hold all of the people and the opportunity to embrace you]

喜欢朴灿烈圈地自萌｜对不懂礼貌智商欠费的人忍耐为

段子楼：
「我不能再跟你聊了」
「再聊下去我女朋友會生氣」
『你不是沒女朋友嗎』
『你這個騙子』
「妳看吧」
「我女朋友生氣了」——memeflyfly
[I cant chat with you any more my girlfriend will be angry if you continue to chat you are not not girlfriend? you are such a liar you see my girlfriend is angry -- memeflyfly]

段子Q群：。投稿在评论里@,翻译段子√.投稿√.段子挖坟√.合作QQ：

周鸿祎：
路过三亚红树林，俄国女子大力士办擂台挑战中国人，为了证明东亚病夫的时代已经一去不复返，我只好亲自上阵将其制服 tRxToGA .
[Passing sanya mangrove, Russian women bodybuilders do challenge challenges the Chinese, in order to prove the sick man of east Asia time has gone, Ill have to himself the uniform tRxToGA.]

公司首席用户体验官，曾经的程序员现在的产品经理

一个有点理想的记者：
说逃票原因是因为票价贵毫无道理，国内的动物园基本都是转商业机构了，票价是根据成本核算出来的，事实上成人票～并不算贵，很多动物园都是亏损的，工作人员收入微薄。看动物并非生活必需品，大众有充分的选择权。这就像爱马仕的包，定价是他的自由，你更不能因为买不起就去偷。如果爱马仕被要求
[Said a ticket fare because you are unreasonable, domestic zoos are basically turned commercial institutions, fares are based on cost accounting, and in fact adult ~ is not expensive, many zoos are losses, the staff paid. Look at the animals is not the necessaries of life, the public have plenty of options. Its like the hermes bag, pricing is his freedom, more cant because you cant afford to steal. If hermes is required]

微信公号lixiangjizhe，一个有点理想的记者。声明：本人的理想是吃喝玩乐照顾家人，微博名字起的早不爱改了，微博上言论与职业无关，不代表所在媒体。

全球奇闻趣事：
来感受一下别人的密码，自己的都是一堆渣渣[衰]
[To feel the other peoples passwords, their is a pile of Tony [failure]]

每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事，欢迎爆料。

思想聚焦：
看了西游，其中印象比较有印象的是小善，这可能是与西游有关的影视作品里最单纯的白骨精了。星爷说：比第一次合作的时候，她确实是有进步了很多。”其实，西游之路何尝不是人生之路，心魔又何尝不是常驻在我们心中，西游伏妖篇且告诉了我们一点道理，面对严重是妖魔、心中有妖魔，光怪陆离的现世，修
[Took a westward journey, have the impression of small is good, this may be related to the westward journey of film and television works in the most simple bones jing. Stephen said, than cooperation for the first time, she is really have improved a lot. In fact, the road of the westward journey is the road of life, it is with demons resident in our hearts, westward journey v demon article and tell us a truth, in the face of severe is a demon, a demon in your heart, bizarre world, fix it]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

苦逼老湿：
我一个好朋友的前任给她发短信说“把我的号码从你通讯录里删掉吧，以后咱们再也不要相互联系了。”
她回了句：“你是？”
[I give her a good friend of the former text said delete my number from your address book, later we dont contact each other anymore. she back to a sentence are you? ]

影视KOL，创意人，段子手，爱养狗，爱八卦。【想“伸♂入”了解这个家伙点进“原创”看看哟，不收钱～(^з^)-☆

王志安：
舌尖上的中国给人们一种误解，让人以为过去的人们吃的很好。其实哪是这么回事啊，倒退几十年上百年，基本没啥好吃的。
[On the tip of the tongue of China gives people a kind of misunderstanding, let people believe that people eat very well in the past. In fact, which is the way it is, reverse decades hundreds of years, basically do not have what good. ]

用冰冷的理性温暖世界。微信公号：QQ