2017年1月30日星期一

Matters relating to work, please send email to lostwater @Weibo funny center! For the most funny

吴昕:
    感谢大家的祝福和惦记[心][心] 很荣幸因为做着这份工作,拥有了这么多未曾谋面的朋友们的爱[心][心] 又大了一岁了,应该也是必须要更强大一点了[doge][doge] 这才是属于自己和可以报答给你们爱的,安全感[干杯][干杯] 祝我,生日快乐[蛋糕][蛋糕] ​​​
[Thank you for your blessings and remember [heart] [heart] is a great pleasure for doing the job, has never had so many friends love [heart] [heart] again big one year old, should also must be more powerful [doge] [doge] this is to belong to own and to return to you of love, a sense of security [drink] [drink] wish me, happy birthday cake [] [] cake]

工作事宜,请发邮件至lostwater@

微博搞笑排行榜:
    在评论里说一个困扰你的问题。有经验的朋友帮忙出主意。如果别人的回复帮到你了,就加ta关注吧。大家互相帮忙![亲亲][亲亲] (因为之前发很火爆,再发一次) ​ ​​​
[In the comments said a bother for you. Experienced friend to help. If someone else replies to your help, and ta attention. We should help each other! [kiss] [kiss] (because the hair is very hot, before send it again)]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

邓超:
    愿赌服输,你们等着[doge] ​​​
[Original, waiting for you [doge]]

金星:
    [蜡烛][蜡烛][蜡烛] ​​​
[[candle] [candle] [candle]]

现代舞蹈家、上海金星舞蹈团艺术总监

思想聚焦:
    没有收拾残局的能力,就别放纵善变的情绪。 ​​​​
[Without the ability to pick up the pieces, dont indulge capricious mood. ​​​​]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

当时我就震惊了:
    比维多利亚港烟花还美,来看看全球最贵的烟花表演,真的被惊艳哭!希望大家新的一年都会像这烟花一样绚烂[心] tRxlOean ​​​
[Was more beautiful than Victoria harbour fireworks, take a look at the worlds most expensive fireworks, and had really been amazing cry! I hope you will like this New Year fireworks as gorgeous tRxlOean [heart]]

深扒娱乐热点,每天给你惊喜

同道大叔:
    “我曾拥有你,真叫我心酸。” ​​​
[I had you, Im sad. ​​​]

星座只是娱乐。工作联系 邮箱:woshitongdao@shushujia.me

林俊杰:
    在我們的習俗裡,結了婚的都必須發紅包!所以我只有收紅包的份!新年快樂我的兄弟們!
Perks of being single! tRxlHJcO ​​​

[In our tradition, married must send a red envelope! So I only receive a red envelope! Happy New Year, my brothers! < br > Perks of being single! tRxlHJcO]

我是音乐狂人,生活追求者,艺术梦想家

锦鲤大王:
    #大王睡了# 晚安大年初二。愿望交给锦鲤们,你只管努力就行,握鳍。*。O。o〇。〇Oo。*Oo。*。oo。*Oo。*。Oo。*。。*。Ooo。*。o〇Oo。*o。*Oo。*。ooOoO。*Oo。o。*O*。o。*。oOo。o。*O*o。*。Oo。*。o。*。Oo。*。o。*Oo。*。oo。*Oo ​​​​
[# # king slept goodnight annual lunar calendar. Wish to brocade carp, you just hard line, fin. *. O. O . Oo. * Oo. *. Oo. * Oo. *. Oo. . *. *. Ooo. *. O Oo. * o. * Oo. *. OoOoO. * Oo. O. * O *. O. *. OOo. O. * O * O. *. Oo. *. O. *. Oo. *. O. * Oo. *. Oo. * Oo]

【深度合作微信】lin_ojoj 【神秘淘宝】 jldw.taobao ~~~~~~~~锦鲤图原作者 Jill johansen

岁月凯源:
    #凯源# “有一次我和王俊凯睡觉”致敬热搜[doge][作揖]cr:logo ​​​
[# # KaiYuan one time I sleep and chun-kai wang tribute out [doge] [bowing] cr logo]

一起长大的旅行

董新尧:
    谁有谈了两年以上恋爱然后分手的经历吗? 能不能告诉我,你们当初是怎么走出来的… ​​​
[Who has talked more than two years experience in love then break up? How can you tell me that you had to come out... ​​​]

魔力盒MCN旗下成员。《董新尧恶搞》每周微博更新{每期幕后花絮—信公众号:dongxinyao }工作联系微信:dara邮箱:lidan@vmovier

丁一晨DYC:
    🎉新年好彩头第一波,人美桃花多!🎉#丁小点头像# ​​​
[🎉新年好彩头第一波,人美桃花多! 🎉#丁小点头像# ​​​]

爱生活爱小点。合作请联系:dingxiaodian@ 工作Q:,公众号:dingxiaodian,淘宝店:丁小点总动员

人民日报:
    【大年初二,又有一位警察以身殉职[泪]】正月初二凌晨,一场恶劣天气横扫辽宁地区,雨夹雪转中雪,为确保群众出行安全,铁岭市公安局交通警察支队巡逻防控大队民警罗振波等三人上路巡逻。因路面积雪路滑,车辆失控,民警罗振波以身殉职。一路走好![蜡烛]tRxlISh ​​​
[The annual lunar calendar and a policeman died already [tears]] on the second day early morning, a bad weather in liaoning province swept, moderate snow sleet, to ensure that the masses travel security, Luo Zhenbo tieling city public security bureau traffic police detachment patrol brigade police patrol and other three people on the road. Because of pavement snow slippery, vehicle out of control, civilian police Luo Zhenbo died already. All the way walk good! [candle] tRxlISh]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

黑客师:
    单反应当怎样入门? ​​​​
[How to entry-level DSLR? ​​​​]

我坚信,技术能改变世界!

俊平大魔王:
    忍不住要要公开这些网红面膜的秘密!!以及叔为什么总是会出现在女生的房间里🙈🙈🙈tRxlOqOe ​​​
[Cant help to open the network red mask secret!! 以及叔为什么总是会出现在女生的房间里🙈🙈🙈tRxlOqOe ​​​]

江宁婆婆:
    来来来,我们来拷问一下自己的人性吧。假设,地球上现在只有最后一只老虎了,这只老虎叼着一个人,人还活着,但死也就是老虎甩头的功夫。麻醉枪来不及了,除了枪之外也没有其他停止性器械能制止老虎袭人。就这么生死之间,要么一枪击毙这只老虎救人,要么看着老虎把人杀了。选吧。(然后把老虎换成熊猫 ​​​
[Come on, let us to torture your own human nature. Suppose, now only on the earth last tiger, the tiger with a person, people still alive, but dead tiger head of kung fu. Tranquilizer gun too late, besides the gun and no other stop sexual devices can stop tiger attacks. So between life and death, or a gun shot and killed the tiger to save, or look at the tigers kill people. Choose me. The tiger (and then convert into the panda]

婆婆是大家叫的,本人已婚男。 也可关注微信号:jnpopo

英国那些事儿:
    干嘛啦~~ 好不容易把你刨出来的..... 你就陪我玩玩.... 玩玩好不好嘛-。- tRxlpP ​​​
[Why ~ ~ very not easy to dig out of you... You will accompany me to play... Play well -. - tRxlpP]

一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.

安定医院郝医生:
    #宁波动物园老虎咬人# 这游客命丧虎口还真不值得同情,虎山有围栏还有米宽的河都拦不住他,老虎是食肉动物森林之王,捕食是本性,自己跳下去作死被袭怪谁?老虎袭击过人类后,更新了食谱,工作人员也会很危险,麻烦多了去。既然不遵守人类的规则,那只好遵守自然界的法则。老虎一路走好[蜡烛] ​​​
[# # ningbo zoo tiger bite the visitors hit the tiger didnt deserve sympathy, the tiger have a fence and meters wide river to disarm him, the tiger is the king of carnivores forest, hunting is nature, jump their fault attack who blame? After the tiger attack humans, updated the recipe, the staff will also is very dangerous, more trouble. Since dont follow the rules of the human, that had to abide by the laws of nature. The tiger all the way walk good [candle]]

安定医院精神科,郝医生。你们大家好!

回忆专用小马甲:
    哈哈哈哈哈你跟你队友在游戏中的配合[笑cry] ​​​
[Ha ha ha ha ha you and your teammates in the game with [laugh cry]]

《愿无岁月可回头》

冷笑话精选:
    话说,你觉得自己会在几岁结婚啊? ​​​​
[Words, do you think you will get married in a few years old? ​​​​]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

梁烈唯326:
    新手奶爸表示:是有點累的!但是很享受啊!
新手奶爸感受:媽媽真的太偉大了!女性是一定要尊重和愛護的!
新手奶爸共勉:能當爸爸的都非常幸運!我們都是幸運的超人!
為天下父母鼓掌!厲害了我爸媽! ​​​

[Novice dad says it is a little tired! But enjoy! < br > new dads feel mom really too great! Women are must respect and care for! < br > new dads, can be a father is very lucky! We are all lucky superman! < br > for all parents clap! Much my parents! ​​​]

🇨🇳我是中國人 🇨🇳龍的傳人🇨🇳 經紀人Kenneth Wong +

四声_易烊千玺个站:
    #王牌易烊千玺再现经典致敬舞王# the boy is DANGEROUS. @TFBOYS-易烊千玺 tRxlNdpw ​​​
[# ace Jackson reappearance paying homage nataraja # the boy is DANGEROUS. @ TFBOYS - Jackson tRxlNdpw]

The world is listening, yì yáng qiān xǐ

马伯庸:
    我家小区毗邻入海口,经常有人在岸边钓鱼。我爹来了以后,施展出高工手段,把大可乐瓶子加工成一个堵鱼筒,效率比别人高出几倍。钓友羡慕嫉妒恨,排队请他加工器械。我爹说咱别浪费,尽量废物利用,找旧的。结果现在全小区的老头--甭管身家多少--没事就翻垃圾箱找空瓶,小区逼格狂跌。 ​​​
[Area adjacent to the mouth of my home, people often fishing on the bank. My dad came later, cast out completely means, processing into a large coke bottle wall fish barrel, efficiency is several times higher than others. DiaoYou envy envy hate, lined up to please his processing equipment. My father said I dont waste, recycling, as far as possible to find the old. The results of the whole community now, dont tube what worth - nothing to turn the bin to find empty bottle, pretend bility have plunged. ​​​]

朴实刚健,情绪多变,事少食烦,低调爱现。

我Hold不住了:
    两只想上台阶的小二哈兄弟,然后。。字幕亮了。。。[二哈] tRxllJGM . ​​​
[Two just want to up the steps of small , a brother, then.. Subtitle lit... [two ha] tRxllJGM.]

一个爱生活的吃货~

芒果娱乐:
    【王牌对王牌】【有一次我和王俊凯睡觉】今晚王牌对王牌上王俊凯和李荣浩合作了一首弹唱的《李白》,上次李荣浩哥哥给小凯写了一首《小棉袄》tRMDILDa,这次又现场合作,默契十足,好赞[威武]tRxlbI ​​​
[Ace to ace 】 【 tonight once I sleep and chun-kai wang 】 【 ace to ace chun-kai wang and Li Ronghao cooperation on li bai, which plays an instrument and sings a last time to kai Li Ronghao brother wrote a tRMDILDa small cotton-padded jacket, this time the cooperation, the tacit understanding, good praise [power] tRxlbI]

合作+投稿,请私信!无沟通不合作!

每日一狗:
    电影《丛林赤子心》里的精彩片段,明星犬Benji意外和主人失散流落野外,收养了失去母亲的美洲金猫幼崽,想帮它们找到新家人,可是途中却遇上了捕猎的灰狼,Benji用计护住了这些无助的幼崽![心]有勇有谋又有爱,这只汪星人演技逆天了![鼓掌] tRxlwse . ​​​
[The highlights in the film jungle champ, star dog Benji accident and the host is separated into the wild, adopted American golden cat motherless cub, want to help them find new family, but met on the way to hunt wolves, Benji maneuver cover these helpless cubs! [heart] courage and there is love, the only Wang Xing people acting playing god! [applause.] tRxlwse.]

每天分享最有趣、最可爱的狗狗! ♪(´ε`)家里有一只比熊阿布,一只法斗阿兜!

中国新闻周刊:
    几个村民发现一只可怜的狗狗,绳圈深深勒进它的脖子,村民们想帮忙却没办法接近它,因为这是只带着宝宝艰难求生的狗妈妈,警惕性非常强,幸好最后在专家和节目组的努力下,狗妈妈和狗宝宝都得救了!母爱真的最伟大,自己身上这么深的伤口却还想着要先保护好孩子[good][泪] tRxwiWf ​​​
[Several villagers found a poor dog, ring was deeply into its neck, the villagers to help but couldnt get close to it, because it is only with the baby struggling to mother, vigilance is very strong, fortunately, with the help of the experts and youre finally, dog mother and baby are saved! A mothers love is really the greatest, myself so deep wound is thought to protect their children [good] [in] tRxwiWf]

中国新闻周刊官方微博。定位于信息管家、时事顾问、意见领袖。

思想聚焦:
    TED演讲:别认为自己长得丑,这对你不好。对外表的不自信会带来很多不好的影响,Meaghan Ramsey的演讲,值得一看!tRMuJzhU ​​​
[TED talk dont think you ugly, its bad for you. On appearance not confident will bring a lot of bad influence, Meaghan Ramseys speech, is worth a look! tRMuJzhU]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

田喜碧Hebe:
    晚安!

田蹦真的很不愛拍照,看到鏡頭就躲。

#過年紅通通
#平安就是福 ​​​

[Good night! < br > < br > field and really love taking photos, see the lens were hiding. < br > < br > # Chinese New Year red < br > # peace is a blessing]

節制的人生

江小爬LOVE:
    上学时上她的音乐课~离开学校后书信往来多年~长大了回乡跟她学泥塑~多么幸运~我的闺蜜是我的小学老师~🌹 ​​​
[上学时上她的音乐课~离开学校后书信往来多年~长大了回乡跟她学泥塑~多么幸运~我的闺蜜是我的小学老师~🌹 ​​​]

工作室邮箱JYY@hehehuayuan

韩国me2day:
    【Naver TV】#新西游记# #曺圭贤# 为了#安宰贤# 的迷你演唱会→tRxlqtk
圭贤你听了我的专辑吗?
安宰贤我不是去看了演唱会吗.
圭贤我是问你听了专辑没有?
安宰贤专辑还没听.
圭贤什么叫还没听!都出来了个月了!!(出专辑那天)你不是发短信跟我说你在等着的吗?
安宰贤我是等着了啊,
圭 ​​​

[New journey to the west # # # Naver TV 】 【 曺 # # # to AnZai virtuous, good for the mini concert - tRxlqtk < br > keisuke xian you heard my album? < br > AnZai hen I went to a concert, isnt it. < br >, the hen I am to ask you to listen to the album yet? < br > AnZai xian album havent listened to. < br > keisuke xian what havent listened to! All out months!! (the album that day) youre not texting told me that you waiting for? < br > AnZai hen I am waiting for ah, < br >]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

戴军:
    #该不该在一起# 我现在唯一担心的是:大小钟老师那么有战斗力,回国时,估计得要打个集装箱了![good] ​​​
[Should # # together now my only concern is great. Let the teacher so capable, return, estimate to make a container! [good]]

戴军工作室:签约艺人戴军。经纪人:赵云龙:。工作方面的事宜,请电话联系赵云龙或者发送邮件至:djshow@vip. 。谢谢各位。

琦殿:
    走在家乡的商场里,迎面而来三十多双半永久一字眉。 ​​​
[Walking in the hometown of the mall, have handled more than double eyebrow half a permanent one word. ​​​]

公众号:qdqd

贴吧君:
    一粉丝私信问,男生一打游戏就说“离我远点,我认真的” 是不是该分手?? ​​​
[The fans of the DMS, boys playing the game is said stay away from me, I am serious should break up?? ​​​]

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