2017年1月29日星期日

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    这幅对联存了十几年终于可以用上了[笑cry] ​​​​
[Saved more than a decade the couplet can finally use [laugh cry]]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

新浪娱乐:
    #午间话题#江苏台春晚致敬港剧三十年:《岁月如歌》、《难念的经》、《万水千山总是情》、《上海滩》、《天下有情人》…黄日华、苗侨伟、@马德钟JM @罗嘉良 更一起带来《天地有情》、《世间始终你最好》、《万里长城永不倒》等金曲串烧→tRxViG 难以忘记的叶荣添、靖哥哥和小王爷[可怜] ​​​
[# noon topic # jiangsu Taiwan gala tribute for years Hong Kong dramas years like song, difficult to read the classics, the long march is always feeling, Shanghai, the world lovers... Felix wong, miao qiao wei, @ Joe JM @ gallen lo more bring the love of heaven and earth together, the world is always your best, the Great Wall never pour and so on songs, spun tRxViG is difficult to forget, vane wing of the jing elder brother and little report [poor]]

新浪娱乐

李冰冰:
    立正!看齐!信号满格,祝福发射~~~🎉集体变身“天线宝宝”!📶大洋彼岸的亲们收到我们的祝福了吗?😜💃 ​​​
[Attention! Look! 信号满格,祝福发射~~~🎉集体变身“天线宝宝”! 📶大洋彼岸的亲们收到我们的祝福了吗? 😜💃 ​​​]

神店买家秀:
    春节期间,和亲戚独处的你[微笑][拜拜]生动形象! tRxpMk ​​​
[During the Spring Festival, and relatives of solitude you [smiles] [bynum] vivid! tRxpMk]

逛淘宝三年,不如关注我三天!看买家秀,务必关注我!

当时我就震惊了:
    事实证明,不是所有的男孩子都喜欢女生这样撒娇[笑cry] ​​​
[Facts have proven that not all boys like girls that whine [laugh cry]]

深扒娱乐热点,每天给你惊喜

戚薇:
    看上哪块巧克力了。。。送你啊。。。(喜欢的,可以借你情人节一用。。。好了好了,我知道你爱我,我也爱你们!)💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻 ​​​
[Have a crush on which piece of chocolate... Send you... (like, can lend you a valentines day... good good, I know you love me, I love you too!) 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻 ​​​]

哥相关所有:经纪事务,演出活动,戏剧接洽,商务交流。。。请联络:mikizhangyi@

人民日报:
    【央视段子手又来了[笑cry]】“烟花爆竹价格贵,环卫工人也特别累,污染空气添累赘,浪费。”网友:段子手上手,你挡都挡不住[摊手]tRxWGXj ​​​
[【 CCTV jokes hand again [laugh cry]] fireworks price expensive, the sanitation workers is very tired, to add burden to air pollution, waste. Net friend jokes on hand, you are able to resist the tRxWGXj [stand hand]]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

暴走漫画:
    过年期间跟父母走亲戚…… ​​​
[During the Chinese New Year with my parents relatives... ​​​]

常规合作:hezuo@baozou 《暴走大事件》内游戏类合作:baozouyouxi@inacg

王鸥Angel:
    大年初二来拜年 祝大家新年万事顺遂 财源滚滚 心康体健 平安喜乐[爱你][爱你][爱你] ​​​
[At the beginning of a big and happy New Year Happy New Year to you all things smoothly bonanza heart fitness helps Peace and joylove you love you [] [] love you]

秋田六千:
    过年后的你[二哈] tRxWxL . ​​​
[You [two ha] tRxWxL after Chinese New Year.]

每天都有新内容的的的的V信公众号qiutianliuqian

人民日报:
    【海洋馆调查:别让谎言误导你的孩子[悲伤]】海狮背诗、海豚转圈,欣赏动物表演的你,究竟看到了什么?海洋哺乳动物学家Naomi Rose博士参观了国内三个有代表性的海洋馆,发现圈养个体受伤害,野外种群被圈养产生负面影响。海洋馆的欢乐,其实全部建立在动物的痛苦之上。tRxNnkD @梨视频 ​​​
[【 aquarium investigation dont let lies mislead your child [sad]] sealion back poem, circle, appreciate the animal shows you, see what? Marine mammal zoologist Naomi Dr Rose visited the three typical domestic aquarium, found in captivity individual hurt, wild populations in captivity have a negative impact. The joy of the aquarium, in fact, all based on the pain of the animals. TRxNnkD @ pear video]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

北京人不知道的北京事儿:
    郭冬临北京卫视春晚小品《取钱》,小品里大妈遭遇电信诈骗,骗子操着一口河南口音。小品引发争议,有网友质疑这是地域黑要求北京台道歉,你怎么看?tRxaJv ​ ​​​
[Stop power pro Beijing TV gala sketch withdraw money, the skit Boyle in telecom fraud, fraud is a henan accents. Controversial essay, some netizens question this is regional black demanded an apology from station first, what do you think? tRxaJv]

直播北京突发事件,急事儿私信。只此一号,一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

DIY设计我的家:
    【马里奥之恋 现代混搭三居室】cr.梵之设计(下辑) ​​​​
[【 Mario love Modern mix three-bedroom 】 cr. Brahman design (below)]

创意成就生活,一起DIY,打造属于我们独一无二的美好家居,欢迎关注!可私信投稿哦~

德卡先生的信箱:
    “攒满想念值换一次见面好不好” ​​​
[Meet with missing values in a bad]

想说的话 寄存在这里〔私信投递 · 匿名发布〕不欢迎没礼貌的人 GIF大多出自宫崎骏动画

中国新闻网:
    #轻松一刻# 国外的一对父母将自己的宝宝装扮成小丑鱼尼莫的样子,可爱炸了![心]tRMuvLHW (转) ​​​
[# # relaxed moment foreign parents give their baby dressed as a clown fish nemo, Fried sweet! [heart] tRMuvLHW (turn)]

这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。

安以轩:
    轩㊗️小伙伴和家人們~金雞年~雞祥如意~抓住🐔会,生🐔蓬勃,神🐔妙算,🐔智过人,万事大🐔,🐔年超🐔美超🐔瘦,🐔年大吉[贊啊][作揖][心] ​​​
[轩㊗️小伙伴和家人们~金鸡年~鸡祥如意~抓住🐔会,生🐔蓬勃,神🐔妙算,🐔智过人,万事大🐔,🐔年超🐔美超🐔瘦,🐔年大吉[赞啊][作揖][心] ​​​]

用微笑迎接每一天~😊

图院长:
    哈哈哈这条微博评论好可爱,齐蛋小短裙是什么鬼[笑cry] ​​​
[Ha ha ha the weibo comments so cute, neat egg small short skirt is what ghost [laugh cry]]

所以我相信,除了快递我谁也不必等

内涵大婊哥:
    一只胖嘟嘟的锦鲤,萌一脸[心] ​​​
[A chubby brocade carp, of a face of [heart]]

一个萌萌的制图匠,喜欢发搞笑有趣的动图!~(●˙▿˙●)

君之:
    大年初二陪我妈回外婆家,中午的这顿饭最是热闹。我舅舅掌勺,还是熟悉的菜式,还是熟悉的味道。 ​​​
[Annual lunar calendar to accompany my mother back to grandmas home, the meal is the most busy at noon. My uncle zhang shao, or familiar dishes, or the familiar smell. ​​​]

男,金牛座,美食名博,美食撰稿人,畅销美食图书作者,“君之烘焙”手工曲奇网店创始人。 长帝电器形象代言人。工作邮箱:junsmorework@

互联网的那点事:
    卧槽,无人战斗机[笑cry] tRxqiZRK ​​​
[Oh my god, drone tRxqiZRK [laugh cry]]

有事私信!

秒拍:
    #张杰# 接受央视#春晚#采访时,被问到生活中离不开什么?他说:生活中离不开娜娜!我的情话杰哥已经上线,这就是幸福的感觉![心][心]#关爱春晚八卦#cr.叶珺颖 ​ 来听杰哥给@谢娜 娜姐的句小情话,感动哭→tRcRJJXo ​​​
[# # # # zhang jie accepts CCTV Spring Festival gala interview, asked what life cannot leave? He said life without nana! I love word Jacob has been online, this is the feeling of happiness! [heart] [heart] # # love Spring Festival gala gossip cr. Ye Jun clever to listen to Jacob to @ uproot shayna Madonnas other small prattle, he was moved to cry - tRcRJJXo]

秒拍-秒拍大片!众多明星、美女都在玩的最新潮短视频分享应用。网页版:miaopai下载秒拍:miaopaidownload

星扒皮:
    《我是歌手》这一场迪玛希的表现太可怕了,一首维塔斯的经典歌曲《opera》,清亮的海豚音,流畅自然,让人听得头皮发麻,蝉联第一理所当然,好期待进口小哥哥在未来的表现,据说昨晚有很多人报名要求去哈萨克斯坦和亲,哈哈哈哈哈[doge]tRxYr ​​​
[Im a singer that a di marshs performance is terrible, a vitas classic song opera, the dolphin sound of clear, smooth and natural, let a person listen to scalp pins and needles, topped the first course, good looking forward to import small brothers performance in the future, it is said that there are a lot of people sign up last night and asked to kazakhstan, ha ha ha ha ha doge tRxYr]

公号:bapi

LEO它爹:
    leo:到哪我都是老大!
lucky:到哪我都饿 ​​​

[Leo where I am the boss! Where < br > lucky Im hungry]

两对老夫少妻的逗比日常……

freshgirl_:
    这才是厨房该有的样子嘛[喵喵] ​​​
[This is the kitchen the some waymeow meow!]

工作请邮件联系zhudn@ruhnn

韩国me2day:
    【instiz】小红帽#Somi# ,可爱的少女[哆啦A梦花心] (cr.logo) ​​​
[Little red riding hood # instiz 】 【 Somi#, lovely girl [doraemon flower heart] (cr) logo)]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

马男波杰克Bojack:
    假如这一生我可以有次好运 我愿意把次都分给你 只留两次给自己 一次是遇见你 一次是永远陪你走 上面这些话是逗你玩的 如果我有好运 我希望我全用来打麻将和打王者荣耀 你就还是离我远点吧 ​​​
[If this life I can have a good luck I am willing to share times with you only leaving yourself twice once is met you once is always accompany you go These words above is tease you play If I have a good luck I hope I used to play mahjong and runs king glory Youd better stay away from me]

梦想是成为亿万富翁◡̈⃝

这里是美国:
    【科学家首次培育出人猪嵌合体胚胎】一个国际科研小组日在美国《细胞》杂志上宣布,他们把人类干细胞注入猪胚胎中,首次成功培育出人猪嵌合体胚胎,并在猪体内发育了到周时间。人猪嵌合体研究面临巨大的伦理争议,但科学家认为,这项工作最终有助在动物体内培育出可供移植的人类器官,从而解决移植 ​​​
[The scientists had produced the first person pig chimeric embryos 】 an international research team, in the United States announced the journal cell, they put in human embryonic stem cells into pigs, successfully developed for the first time people pig chimeric embryos, and develop together in pigs to weeks. Pig chimeric face enormous ethical controversy, but scientists believe that this work eventually helps in animals developed human organs available for transplantation, so as to solve transplantation]

环球网美国记者站,为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网,世界很精彩!

看电影周刊:
    #奥斯卡战线# 第届美国制片人工会颁奖礼红毯,莉莉·柯林斯出席。[泪]每次看到Lily都觉得看到了赫本…… ​​​
[# # the first session of Oscar front the producers guild awards red carpet, lily Collins to attend. [] tears every time I saw Lily feels saw Hepburn... ​​​]

“看电影”全媒体矩阵平台,小时不间断,第一时间分享全球电影资讯,第一现场电影评论,第一手银幕八卦,第一视角迷影轶事。

段郎说事:
    #郎说警事# 该网民终于被广州公安抓获了。[拳头][威武] ​​​
[# # lang said police the Internet finally captured by guangzhou public security. [fist] [power]]

全国“十大公务人员微博”、“十大政法官员有影响力微博”、南方人物周刊中国魅力官员榜。约稿联系:。本微博观点与官方无关。

娱乐姬八卦:
    鬼怪|李栋旭真的超暖心!拍宣传照的时候还用大衣的衣角帮刘仁娜遮腿!笑得一脸无辜实在是太可爱了[哆啦A梦花心] ​​​
[Phantom | lee dong-wook really very warm heart! Take pictures also coat for thy skirts when yoo in na covered legs! Laugh A face of innocence is too cute [doraemon flower heart]]

娱乐评论人

波杰克马男:
    余生不用你指教了,分手后老子一个人可以的。[摊手] ​​​
[Teach the rest of my life without you after break up I a person can be. [stand hand]]

我不想做人了

GIF馆:
    那些吊炸天的设计,看得目瞪口呆!! ​​​​
[The Fried days of design, see dumbfounded!!!!! ​​​​]

qq 有事请联系,Im back

屌絲打分蜻蜓隊長:
    ⁄(⁄ ⁄ ⁄ω⁄ ⁄ ⁄)⁄ ​​​


不酷

和菜头:
    声音高,嚎得长,不叫歌手,那叫身体素质,跟身高米,鸡鸡一米五没什么两样;声音高,嚎得长,音域宽,控制好,还是不叫歌手,那叫基本功,一个人可以拿墨笔在宣纸上画头发丝粗的一笔,连续米不断,那不是画,是基本功而已;声音高,嚎得长,音域宽,控制好,唱别人的歌,没有自己的作品,还是不 ​​​
[Voice is high, it causes longer, not singer, that call physical quality, with meters height, the chicken chicken one meter five is no different; Voice is high, it causes long, wide range and good control, or not to call singer, that call the basic skills, one can take the pen in a thick hair painted on rice paper, continuous m, thats not painting, is the basic skills. Voice is high, it causes long, wide range and good control, someone elses song, does not have its own work, or not]

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