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崔永元：
春晚说了句揭发转基因滥种的台词，大小方骗子群起而攻之，居然还有人说是我指使的，这还真不是。

我的建议是，春晚从头到尾都揭发方骗子和转基因滥种，可惜剧组没采纳。
[Gala said a sentence to expose gm has erected lines, gang up size party liar, others say I sent you, its really not. my advice is, Spring Festival gala from beginning to end to expose fraud and genetically modified (gm), and the kind of crew didnt adopted. ]

吳彥祖：
Holy Crap! @moneysniper and The Warriors just sent me a post on Weibo with this awesome signed Chin tRxOUfgC
[天哪!@moneysniper美人就发给我一篇文章在微博上用这把漂亮的下巴tRxOUfgC签署]

暂无

人民网：
如何用一个圆画各种呆萌可爱小动物↓↓ 假期无聊可以画画看！[熊猫][兔子] @基质的菊长大人
[How to use a round draw cute cute little animal left left holiday boring painting can look! [pandas] [] rabbit @ matrix of chrysanthemum growing up]

报道全球传播中国

电影图解师：
《带我回家》马里奥最新恐怖片，讲述一个在医院做护工的失忆男子，他一直想要找到自己的家人。好几个年代的被害者交叉回溯，最后才还原真相。难得马力奥回归真正恐怖系列，而不是搞笑式的恐怖片。看的人应该会心疼马力奥在戏里不断狂奔，直至脚都满是伤痕，仍然逃不出圈套，不错的一部泰国鬼片，就是有
[我回带《奥里马家新恐怖片最讲,在一院述医做个男工的护忆失,一子要想找他直己自人的家到几代个好。害者的年被交回叉后,才最溯难。还得真原马相回归正真力奥列恐怖系,而不搞式的笑是恐怖片的人应看。该力会在奥马疼心不断戏里直至脚奔狂,伤,都是满痕仍不出然逃不圈,一套错的部,泰国就有片是鬼]

电影图解师各种口味都有欢迎投稿！

梁振伦：
录完后，我发现为什么秋衣会漏出来。[挤眼][挤眼][挤眼]初一快乐。马上就进剧组了[太开心][太开心]#梁振伦# tRxOUWJ .
[After the record, I found why long will leak out. [eye] [eye] [eye] the first happiness. Soon into the cast [quite happy] [quite happy] # # Liang Zhenlun tRxOUWJ.]

工作请联系小也神影视振伦工作室邮箱：xiaoyeshen@qq 微信：xiaoyeshenyingshi

写给前任的999封情书：
✎ “你还在等着那个人吗，等着被爱还是等着死心。”
[✎ are you still waiting for the people, waiting to be love or waiting to be dead. ]

你不是公主你是会哭泣的鱼儿。投稿合作 QQ

一句正能量的话：
踏入社会的时候，该收一收你那性格了。不要什么话都跟别人讲，你说的是心里话，他们听的是笑话。
[A charge you step into society, charge that character. Dont tell others about anything, what you said is the truth, they hear is a joke. ]

每早一句正能量的话，治愈一整天。合作加QQ：，备明来意

人气女王说话术：
♡
其实女孩子的努力是为了
给将来的自己争取更多的筹码，
愿你在学习工作时，
别人看到你努力的一面，
觉得你活得刀枪不入，当你头戴皇冠，
穿上华丽礼服和水晶鞋时，
别人也觉得你担当得起。
[♡ actually girls efforts are for to own more chips in the future, when you would like to work in the study, others to see your efforts to one side of the live invulnerability, think you when you are wearing a crown, put on gorgeous dresses and slipper, others think you bear. ]

口才并不是一种天赋的才能，它是靠刻苦训练得来的！Q Q

CP少女头像：
可是我们已经分手了
[But we have already broken up]

关注我今天一定会有好运，也会脱单哦～❤搜索公众VXcp头像女菌【cps】我会一直陪伴你。投稿合作加QQ：

阿森纳新闻：
全场比赛结束，维尔贝克上半场完成射传，沃尔科特完成帽子戏法，桑切斯替补完成助攻，此外卢卡斯、张伯伦等也表现出色贡献助攻+策动进球，阿森纳客场-大胜南安普敦，晋级足总杯第轮。中国球迷在初一深夜里看到了一场大胜，很棒的新年礼物！COYG！
[The match, welbeck completed in the first half, theo walcott a hat-trick, sanchez backup complete assists, Lucas, chamberlain, etc are also outstanding contribution assists + bold goals, Arsenal away victory over Southampton, promotion fa cup first round. Chinese fans saw a victory in the first night, a great New Year! COYG! ]

新浪体育滚动播报阿森纳新闻，枪手球迷的互动交流平台。欢迎爆料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件： sports@vip.sina

这微博笑死我了：
困扰我多年的人体移位魔术，知道真相的我，眼泪都掉了下来。。。tRxtNXOW
[Shift the magic bothers me for many years, the human body, I know the truth, tears... tRxtNXOW]

感觉自己萌萌哒(• . •）

阿狸说到心坎里的话：
我们永远不知道明天和意外，哪一个会先来。人生如梦，活好当下，别等到失去时才懂得珍惜，人生很短，趁现在还来得及，去见你想见的人，做你想做的事，过你想要的生活，爱你想要爱的人。
[We never know tomorrow and accident, which will come first. Life is like a dream, live well today, dont wait until lost to know to cherish, life is short, while its not too late, go to see the person you want to see, do you want to do, the life you want, love you want somebody to love. ]

很萌很萌的阿狸，带着那些伤感的话走进您的心坎（qq)

痒气美少女：
wuli咕咕真是太可爱，简直萌化了[爱你]tReWGq
[Wuli goo goo is so lovely, can sprout tReWGq love you []]

我就是我，颜射不一样的我！！广告合作QQ联系：

每日笑话微博：
懂了这些道理以后，感觉人生都舒坦了
[After learned these truths, feeling comfortable life]

新浪热门微博-笑话榜专家成员，每日分享热门笑话、趣图、搞笑段子，让您开心一笑！部分内容原创或改编，部分内容源于网络，如侵权请私信联系，谢谢。

我一讲你就笑：
萌娃囧事一箩筐！！！笑死我了！！！[笑cry]tRMFpJgF #花式闹新春#
[Of Eva embarrassing a laundry list!!!!!! Laugh die me!!!! [laughing cry] tRMFpJgF # # fancy make New Year]

笑有三大好处，减压，美容，长寿，喜欢请关注，合作联系QQ

ASTEROID-B420：
#鹿晗# CAP 春节联欢晚会地球公转一次是一年，那是代表多爱你一年
[# # Lu Han CAP Spring Festival gala Revolution of the earth once a year, that is love you represent more than one year]

把一直想做的事做成

改变你的爱情故事：
“我是真的想给你打电话问你在哪里在干什么可是我害怕你身边有其他人在所以我忍住了毕竟我们现在什么关系也不是啊可是我真的好想你真的。”
[I really want to give you make a phone call to ask where are you Doing? But Im afraid you have others in so I resist After all, we now what relation is not But I really miss you really. ]

改变人心，影响爱情观的感人爱情故事，感受真爱，请自备纸巾~

吃货爱做饭：
【教你如何叶插多肉】、选择健康的叶子；、把叶子放阴凉处晾-天；、配好土（赤玉土份大汉份稻壳炭份蛭石.份），和好放入盘内码平即可。、将晾好的叶子一一摆在土上，轻轻的放上即可。、放在光线较好的架子上即可。天喷水一次就行。
[Teach you how to plug, hairy meat 】【, choose healthy leaves; Leaves, put the shade dry - day; Jade, with the good earth (red soil of the big fellow of rice husk carbon copies of vermiculite.), and into the flat plate interior code. Leaf one by one, will air on the earth, gently put it on. And on the shelf light better. Day water line at a time. ]

拴住TA的胃，留住TA的心，就关注@吃货爱做饭。合作请私信

Baursak：
过分！太犯规了！！@迪玛希Dimash
[Too much! So foul!! @ di marsh Dimash]

kazakh national food. is a type of fried dough

小阿琦琦琦琦琦-：
看你吃我都饿了[doge] tRxOyRM .
[Im hungry you eat to see [doge] tRxOyRM.]

猫仔呀

何雨Echo：
#回声古董帽#Reborn 重生, . 如日升日落，凤凰将自己投入灰烬，再从灰烬中重生。愿和平与她永伴；如同凤凰涅槃，从灰烬重生。当她被上天从这片乌云中召回；她将祝福留给后嗣，如明星从她光荣而神圣的灰烬中升起，赢得和她媲美的名誉，永世不替。” - 莎士比亚和约翰·弗莱切，《亨利八世》，
[# # echo antique hat Reborn Reborn,. As the sun rises the sunset, phoenix will myself into ashes, then Reborn from the ashes. Peace be with her forever; As the phoenix nirvana, reborn from the ashes. When she was god recall from the cloud; She will wish to heirs, such as stars from her glorious and sacred ashes rises, win the match with her reputation, never. - Shakespeare and John Fletcher, Henry viii,]

策展人，撰稿人，古董帽手作人

化妆师miuo：
岁才用精华液就晚了！最好的款精华液告诉你该什么时候用。
[He was in essence is late! For best results, use essence tell you when the money. ]

热爱彩妆的本少女只是一个安利工，尽可能推荐优质产品。不代购无店铺。任何化妆护肤问题欢迎随时骚扰~

一句语录签名：
我想要一段诚实的恋爱没有谎言没有算计没有欺骗
[I want a honest love no lies no calculating no cheating]

热门微博情感榜常驻砖家。一句语录一个签名总有那么一句说到心里。想要更多签名可以扫我威信公号：y [爱你]（推广合作QQ）

我们不是说好做彼此断裂的那啥吗：
去爸爸发小叔叔家吃饭，叔叔打电话催爸爸。爸爸对着电话说：里不要催！我在等我女鹅！我女饿长大了出门要化妆！我给里讲里催了她化不清楚会拿我撒气！
[Uncle to dad send small uncle to have a meal, make a phone call to dad. Dad on the phone said dont push! I am waiting for my female goose! Im female hungry grew up to go out to make up! I was told in the rush she not clear will take his anger on me! ]

不是营销号，不会写段子，全是大杂烩。

唯美式情感语录：
很多时候，看的太透反而不快乐，倒不如幼稚的没心没肺。
Sometimes,you are not happy if you see through everything.
Its better to be naive and inattentive.
[Most of the time, watching too deeply but not happy, rather childish heart. Sometimes, you are not happy if you see through everything. Its better to be naive and inattentive.]

全球搜索唯美情感美句，让我们一起感受身临其中的唯美境界，每小时整点发一条微博，关注吧，每个时刻的精彩微博让你深有体会。合作QQ

黄英睿：
#刚好遇见你-李玉刚[音乐]#
[# # just to meet you - yugang li [music]]

挫折其实就是迈向成功所应缴的学费。

迷糊阿修罗：
[星星][星星][星星]，#最强贺岁档# 是个穿越故事[挤眼]（就喜欢剧透）架构没有前一部奇巧，台词出彩的也不多。但叙事比之前流畅。冲着.的票价可以去影院看。男孩子看完会不会反思跟父亲的关系，是我好奇的点
[[star] [star] [star], the strongest hesui file # # is a through the story [eye] (like revealed the plot) architecture not before a kit kat, lines of brilliant. But fluent narrative than before. Blunt. Ticket prices can go to a cinema. Boys will reflect on relationship with his father, is my curiosity]

喜爱推理，心存怀疑，充满好奇，俱细靡疑，打破沙锅问到底

is杨佳雯：
因为自己第一次在外过年大半夜睡不着所以❗️在这条微博下面夸一夸我❗️ 我给三人发红包好嘛💌 只是因为回不了家太可怜了!👋🏻所以你们熬夜的快来夸一夸我！睡着了的睡醒了快来夸一夸我！过新年发红包啦！🎁🎁🎁🎁
[Out because his first Chinese New Year About to sleep 所以❗️在这条微博下面夸一夸我❗️ 我给三人发红包好嘛💌 只是因为回不了家太可怜了! 👋🏻所以 you AoYeDe 快来夸一夸我！ Fast asleep, waking up to boast a boast me!!!!!!! New Year red packets hair! 🎁🎁🎁🎁 ]

只要心中有巴黎活在首尔也开心

iG_Lucio：
哇我终于过魂十了并拥有了毕业咕咕签到第九十天[摊手]（同心一意的可以加我虽然不会玩很久
[Wow, I finally had and had graduated goo goo In the ninetieth day [stand hand] (concentric can add of although I cant play for a long time]