“鸡鸡去吧！”鸡年岛国洗脑神曲《Chicken Attack（鸡鸡攻击》！哈哈哈魔性得根本停不下来！ 蜜汁操控动物的超能力。。鸡鸡是最棒的[doge]tRxOFQSw
[Chicken go! Chicken in the island of brainwashing divine comedy Chicken Attack (Chicken Chicken Attack! Ha ha ha ones dont stop! Honey manipulation of the animals superpowers.. Chicken is the bestdoge tRxOFQSw]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
思想聚焦：豆瓣高分书籍推荐：万人参与综合评分不低于！
[Douban high marks books recommendation comprehensive score of no less than ten thousand people took part in! ]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
小野妹子学吐槽：岛国一小哥悲痛地表示，去泡温泉时不小心一屁股坐在浴池里的排水口上，当时没在意，后来就被紧紧地吸住了...九牛二虎之力拔下来后就这样了[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]
[Island a small brother said sadly, when go to bubble hot spring on the drain of a butt sitting in the tub, didnt care about, then has been tightly absorb... Try pulling down so the [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
杨幂：#电视剧三生三世十里桃花# 开播倒计时一天，这次没有迷路，是的，你们马上就要等到我了！约哦～[羞嗒嗒]#大年初三看桃花#
[# # show junior iii miles peach blossom started the countdown for a day, this time no lost, yes, youll have to wait for me! About oh ~ [shame clicking] # # annual grade see peach blossom]
这里有一只狐狸，幸福，感恩，知足，爱~＞＜
英国报姐：一群魔法师聚集在<哈利波特>魔杖店老板奥利凡德 Garrick Ollivander的店前，缅怀扮演者John Hart的离去。这个世界上最好的魔杖制作人，一路走好。
[A group of wizards gathered in < harry potter > shopkeeper Garrick Ollivander wand Ollivander shop before remembering actor John Harts departure. Best wand producer in the world, all the way walk good. ]
订阅号：ukuk,国外各种好玩哒，我啥都发~【注：玻璃心，喜释梗，广告狗
2PMNichkhun：新年快乐!!!!!! 我知道你们昨天听了很多这句话～所以我今天说！祝大家幸福!!!!! Be Rich!!!!!! [偷笑][偷笑][偷笑][偷笑][偷笑][偷笑][偷笑][偷笑][偷笑]
[Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know you listen to a lot of the words yesterday ~ so I said today! I wish you all happiness!!!!!!!!!!! Be Rich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] [laugh]]
JYPE旗下组合PM成员Nichkhun.
郭德纲：大年初二，再歇一天。初三、初四开工，天津人民体育馆相声专场。我的年过完了……
[Annual lunar calendar, and then rest for a day. Special grade, in four starts, tianjin peoples stadium crosstalk. I had finished in... ]
珠丸之珍，雀不祈弹。
金鼎之贵，鱼不求烹。
富贵长生，天作主由不得我。
钢骨正气，我作主由不得天。
同道大叔：当你难过时，当你伤心时，当你痛苦时，当你迷茫时。请找到你身边的射手，因为TA们会用一切方法，让你更难过，更伤心，更痛苦，更迷茫，然后你就好了。[摊手]
[When you are sad, when you are sad, when you pain, when you are lost. Please find the striker around you, because they would use any methods, make you more sad, more sad, more pain, more confused, then you would be great. [stand hand]]
星座只是娱乐。工作联系 邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me
贴吧君：(｡•ˇ‸ˇ•｡)哼！都怪你们 (`ȏ´) 也不哄哄人家(〃′o`)人家超想哭的，捶你胸口，大坏蛋！！！(￣^￣)ゞ咩QAQ 捶你胸口 你好讨厌！(=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ要抱抱嘤嘤嘤哼，人家拿小拳拳捶你胸口！！！(｡• ︿•̀｡)大坏蛋，打死你(つд⊂)
[(. • ˇ ‸ ˇ.) huh! All blame you (` ȏ ´) nor to coax people ( o `) somebody else want to cry, beat your chest, big, bad!!!!!! (￣ ^ ￣) pounded his chest hello you hate ゞ baa QAQ! (= ﾟ ﾟ omega) ﾉ melody to hug they hum, the somebody else take small fall beat your chest!!!!!! (., ︿, ̀.) the big bad Wolf, killed you (つ д ⊂)]
分享贴吧有趣的东西，欢迎私信投稿
郎平：今天主刀医生亲自上门检查，对我的康复进展很满意[鼓掌][鼓掌][鼓掌]接下来还要更加努力！[加油][加油][加油]
[The surgeon to check today, very pleased with my recovery progress [applause.] [applause.] [applause.] will be more efforts! [go] [go] [go]]
回忆专用小马甲：家里来了许多亲人，妞妞热情的打了招呼，它在屋里一圈圈的转悠，想吃桌上待客的零食，也想尝尝别人拿来的礼品，惦记的全是吃，怕它等不及我偷偷给了它一些花生。端午不见客，自己躲起来了，只有我知道它藏在哪
[Home to a lot of relatives, niu said hello to warm, it goes in the house around, want to eat snacks that entertain a guest on the desk, also want to try some others brought gifts, think about is eating, Im afraid it cant wait secretly gave it some peanuts. Dragon boat disappear, hide themselves, only I know where it is]
《愿无岁月可回头》
主播李湘：祝福大家鸡年大吉！[女孩儿]欢欢喜喜过大年！[鲜花][鲜花][鲜花][男孩儿][女孩儿][太阳][礼物][礼物][舔屏][舔屏][舔屏][爱你][爱你][爱你][心][心]#吉年闹新春#
[Bless everyone in chicken! [girl] wonderful holidays! [a flower] [flowers] [flowers] [boy] [girl] [the] [present] [present] [lick screen] [lick screen] [lick screen] [love] you [love] you [love] you [heart] [heart] # # auspicious year make New Year]
幸福快乐的生活！ 联络事务：MangoLX@vip.sina 梁小姐
张小斐0110：今天开始正式上班了！新的一年，加油，艾瑞巴蒂！
[Today formally began to work! The New Year, come on, iresearch buddy! ]
工作联系：--张小姐
德卡先生的信箱：“单方面的浪漫与低智商的善良，都是拿不出手的特长。”
[Unilateral kind of romance and low IQ, is take out. ]
想说的话 寄存在这里〔私信投递 · 匿名发布〕不欢迎没礼貌的人 GIF大多出自宫崎骏动画
turbosun：我就这样静静的看着你…… tRxWArzS .
[I so quiet looking at you... TRxWArzS.]
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我的前任是个极品：男生穿上衣服求拥抱和脱掉衣服求拥抱的区别。。。男孩子们都来健身吧！tRxOnDEK
[The boy put on his clothes to hug and take off clothes for embrace the difference... The boys are to fitness! tRxOnDEK]
我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！
环球时报：【驾车回乡过年家门口遭遇野猪袭击 车损猪亡[猪头]】大年三十上午，从苏州驾车回句容过年的庄先生眼看就要到家，不料路上突然窜出一头壮硕的野猪，与轿车迎面相撞，碰撞之下，造成车辆埙坏无法继续行驶，而野猪则当场死亡。据了解，这一路段至少已有三次野猪撞车事故，但前两次野猪都负伤逃跑了。(扬子
[【 driving home for the holiday home encounter boar attacks CheSun swine dead pig head []] year morning, driving back from suzhou New Year Mr Of jurong see will arrive home, only to find the road suddenly appear a head of pig, and car collided head-on collision, bad cannot continue driving vehicles two-string fiddle, and wild boar, died on the spot. It is understood that this stretch at least three wild boars crash, but the first two wild boar were wounded and ran away. (Yangtze]
报道多元世界 解读复杂中国
波杰克马男：过年和家里人吵过架的请把小手举高高，不乖哦。[二哈]
[Chinese New Year with my family and quarrelling please hands up high, not good oh. [two ha]]
我不想做人了
全球创意搜罗：富有创意的厨房生活工具！超实用[good][good]太牛逼了！ tRxOexar .
[Creative kitchen tool life! Super practical [good] [good] so cow force! TRxOexar.]
★ 好奇的小眼睛，致力于发现生活最有趣的创意。
头条新闻：#马来西亚船只失联# @安静的疯子-落落 @想喝咖啡想睡觉 @严衍敏 等多名网友称其亲人或朋友在马来西亚失联船只上，新浪新闻与你们持续关注搜救进展，望希朋友们平安归来[心]：tRxWvvv
[Ships lost # @ # Malaysia quiet madman - and @ want to drink coffee to sleep @ YanYanMin etc many netizens said their relatives or friends in Malaysia lost in ships, sina news and you continue to focus on search and rescue progress, wish friends back safe [heart] tRxWvvv]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
这里是美国：当你喜欢上一个并不喜欢你的人该怎么办？这个视频说出了很多人的心声~tRfqzGM
[When you love a dont like you do? This video out many heart ~ tRfqzGM]
环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网，世界很精彩！
TFBOYS组合：【预告】谢谢大家关心，源哥@TFBOYS-王源 已经顺利安全到达纽约[心]在接下来纽约时间的日两天，源哥将基于他对中国青少年发展的关注和他倡导的联合国中国“畅想”活动,在联合国纽约总部青年论坛与参会的世界青年们展开讨论[围观]届时还会参加一系列的联合国活动，更多具体内容详见官博[话筒]
[【 preview 】 thank you for your concern, the elder brother of the source @ TFBOYS - hanah have already safety arrived in New York [heart] in the next day for two days, New York time, the elder brother of the source will be based on the focus of China youth development and his advocacy of the UN imagination in China, BBS and young people in the United Nations headquarters in New York to attend the world youth discussion [watch] at the appointed time will also attend a series of United Nations activities, more specific content see official Pomicrophone]
TFBOYS是经由TF家族旗下练习生王俊凯、王源、易烊千玺结成的全新少年偶像团体
央视新闻：这段央视视频告诉你，#零点后的中国#，当你进入梦乡，有一群人，医生、护士、 急救中心工作人员……他们为了生命彻夜守候着！[心]tRxWziW
[The CCTV video tell you that # # in China after the zero point, when you enter the dreamland, a group of people, doctors, nurses, emergency center staff... They for life waiting all night! [heart] tRxWziW]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
史上第一最最搞：一位上海音乐学院毕业的新疆维吾尔大哥参加同学聚会，在聚会上回忆当时因为不懂汉语闹下的囧事，全程笑点[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]这个要是播出来，绝壁秒杀某立波的脱口秀[哈哈][哈哈] 五分钟，建议马了慢慢看[嘻嘻] tRxOeQdg
[A Shanghai music college of xinjiang uygur eldest brother a classmate party, the party recalled the embarrassing, because do not understand Chinese throughout the punchline [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] if the broadcast, cliff seconds kill a standing wave of talk show (ha ha) (ha ha) for five minutes, suggest the horse slowly see [xi xi] tRxOeQdg]
让好心情发酵，蒸发掉所有负能量
噗嗤大叔：提高手机摄影水平，有什么心得？
[Improve the level of cell phone photography, whats the result? ]
做科普的。微信号：ouba
人民日报：【永远的邓丽君[心]】她声如黄莺，气质清雅，是“亚洲歌唱女王”。有人说，有华人的地方，就有她的歌声。《月亮代表我的心》、《甜蜜蜜》、《小城故事》，她的歌声抚慰心灵，成为一代人的青春记忆。年的今天，邓丽君出生。任时光匆匆流去，我们依然怀念你。今天，你会用哪首歌纪念她？
[【 forever of Teresa teng [heart]] she sound like songbirds, temperament elegant, is singing the queen of Asia. Some people say that there is Chinese, there is her song. The moon represents my heart, sweet, small town story, her singing comfort heart, become a generation of youth memories. Teresa teng, born. Flow to the rush of time, we still miss you. Today, you will use which song to commemorate her? ]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
韩国me2day：【instiz】TaeTiSeo
[TaeTiSeo instiz 】 【 < Holler >, girlish < Lion Heart > and SOLO < I > period of ancient sister ~ every time good like [shame clicking] # # jintai yan (cr) logo)]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
人民网：过年美美哒！穿风衣、大衣必备技能——简单易学的腰带系法，get到了吗？（转）
[New Years day meimei dalai! Wear dust coat, coat, essential skills - easy to learn belt method, get here? (turn)]
报道全球 传播中国
刘宝宝_Vincent：是我 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈[笑cry][doge]
[Is my ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha [laugh cry] [doge]]
梦想是成为芭比👶🏻 仅此微博 其他冒充 推广私信 商务工作联系tenlo@xidao.tv
北京人捍卫北京城：都说北京“空城”了，你这几天有感觉到什么不方便了吗？
[All say empty city in Beijing, these days you have feel what inconvenient? ]
一座城，一生的信仰！
追风少年刘全有：哼╭(╯^╰)╮
[Hum ╭ (╯ ^ ╰) ╮]
我是一只蘑菇。同时我还是一个屁股。最后我还是吴彦祖。
我是马男波杰克：我觉得不管是谁，都应该好好学学该怎么说话才让人感到更舒服，说话不经大脑的直接，伤人，别把这当做坦率和个性。这是自私
[I think no matter who, should be educated about how to talk to let a person feel more comfortable, to speak without the brain directly, hurt, dont take this as a frank and personality. It is selfish]
不是很想做人了
刘春：面朝大海，春软花开[爱你]
[Facing the sea, spring soft flower love you []]
孔二狗他哥
在灯火阑珊处为何会哭：过节的老师这样收礼，天津市第四十三中学杨玲，对她无语@新浪天津 @奏耐天津 @央视新闻 @微博头条
[ middle school teacher such gifts of Christmas, the tianjin Yang ling, resistance to her speechless @ @ play sina tianjin tianjin @ CCTV news @ weibo headlines]
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