2017年1月25日星期三

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    榜姐每日话题热评第一,最高记录万赞。今天破了!厉害了我的源!![哆啦A梦吃惊][good] 点开图片有惊喜![笑cry] ​​ ​​​
[Elder sister a list of the daily topic buzz first, the highest praise. Today is broken! Much of my source!!!!! [doraemon surprised] [good] opens at images have A surprise! [laughing cry]]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

思想聚焦:
    很偶然地出现的戏剧性时刻,那才叫缘分,所以缘分的另一个名字是时机,真正抓住、握住的,才是真实的。[心]——《请回答》tRfBkIVZ ​​​
[Very accidentally a dramatic moment, that is the fate, so the fate of another name is timing, really hold, hold, is real. - please answer tRfBkIVZ [heart]]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

我的前任是极品:
    什么叫“低智商的善良”? ​​​
[What kind of low IQ? ​​​]

【人生在世,总会遇到让你爆表的极品前任!!私信我!晒出那些贱人吧!!】

北京人不知道的北京事儿:
    我可能看到了假合唱团,音乐界的又一股清流。。。以为很正经,结果唱出了这么脱离轨道的歌,蜜汁好听哈哈哈哈[doge]tRxGjVW ​​​
[I could see the false choir, music and a desire... Thinking is very serious, but sing the songs so out of orbit, honeydew nice ha ha ha ha doge tRxGjVW]

直播北京突发事件,急事儿私信。只此一号,一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

韩国me2day:
    【亚洲经济独家】[YG郑帝元solo专辑准备中,SMTM后首次行动~|]日据多位歌谣界相关人士表示,#ONE##郑帝元#目前正在准备solo专辑,录音已进入收尾阶段,正进行MV作业等.专辑发行时间尚未确定.代替匆忙迎合日期,ONE正为了制作高质量专辑集中工作中.预计于今年上半年公开. ​​​
[[Asian economic exclusive 】 【 YG emperor yuan zheng solo album to action for the first time after the SMTM ~ |], according to several songs relevant personage says, # # # ONE# zheng emperor yuan is now ready to solo albums, the recording has entered the final stage, is the MV operations, etc. A release time has not yet been set. Instead of in a hurry to cater to date, ONE is to make high quality album concentrated work. In the first half of this year is expected to open.]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

Happy张江:
    卧槽!原来困 扰我多年的人体移位魔 术这么简单,get[酷]#花式闹新春#tRxGBHXf ​​​
[Oh, my gosh! Ill I years of original human shift as simple operation, get [cool] # # tRxGBHXf fancy make New Year]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯,欢迎私信

黄宗泽:
    @黃媽媽微博 生日狂歡夜,祝你生日快樂🎉,身體永遠健康! ​​​
[@黄妈妈微博 生日狂欢夜,祝你生日快乐🎉,身体永远健康! ​​​]

Wong Chung Chak International Official Website wongchungchak facebookBosco?ref=nf

我和贱人的狗血经历:
    哈哈哈哈评论都是英语六级,我只能说Six Six Six![笑cry] ​​​
[Ha ha ha ha comments are cet, I can only say that Six Six Six! [laughing cry]]

生活是一朵洒满狗血的悲菊,随时等待被人完爆!私人微博业界良心有事私信

冷笑话精选:
    警察蜀黍我迷路了……这是哪里啊? ​​​
[The police sorghum I got lost... Where is this? ​​​]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

陈紫函:
    我正在#一直播#直播,最好玩、最有趣的人都在这里直播,快来一起嗨!(来自tRxGDFf)APP下载地址:tRtWrNwO ​​​
[I am # # a live broadcast, the most fun and interesting people live here, come on together hi! (from tRxGDFf) APP download address tRtWrNwO]

工作联系人刘先生邮箱liutao@sina

当时我就震惊了:
    新年就要有新名字啊,所以我们来换个名字吧!
微博昵称的第一个字+鸡+昵称的最后一个字…
看看谁的新名字最可爱啊! ​​​

[New Year is going to have a new name, so lets change the name! < br > weibo nickname of the first word + chicken + nickname the last word... < br > and see who is the new name of the most lovely! ​​​]

深扒娱乐热点,每天给你惊喜

极品爆料王:
    哈哈哈哈笑喷了,狗狗打了石膏不吃药,主人也是疯了:不吃药,咋地,跟我装金刚狼呢啊?哪块坏了能自愈是不?[笑cry]#花式闹新春#tRxGbsyC ​​​
[Ha ha ha ha laugh spray, a dog hit gesso not to take medicine, master also crazy dont take medicine, how, with I installed a wolverine ah? What piece of bad can self-healing is not? [laughing cry] # # tRxGbsyC fancy make New Year]

你开心就好

国民老岳父公:
    #酒鬼一家粉丝圈#(来自tRxqzykh)APP下载地址:tRMXiVIX ​​​
[# a drunkard fan coil # (from tRxqzykh) APP download address tRMXiVIX]

微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq

晚晚_:
    搬回京后在家里哪看书都觉得不够合适,呆不久,不是光不对就是坐得不舒服。。。最近这个问题终于得到了解决,布置出了家中我最爱最最爱的角落,一个专门读书的地方❤。 *墙上是Studio Mumbai的灵魂人物Bijoy Jain的作品*#livephoto# 你们家里最爱的角落是哪里,长什么样? ​​​
[Which moved back to Beijing at home after reading all feel is not right, stay near, not light is not sit uncomfortable... Recently the problem was finally solved, decorate the home I love the most favorite corner, where a special reading ❤. * Studio is on the wall the life and soul of Mumbai Bijoy Jain works * # livephoto# favorite corner where is your home, look like? ​​​]

M WOODS美术馆创始人 mwoods.org 画廊项目:WANWAN LEI PROJECTS wanwanleiprojects 工作邮箱:info@wanwanleiprojects

德卡先生的信箱:
    “喜欢的人啊,能再次见面最好了。” ​​​
[Of the person you like, to meet the best again. ​​​]

想说的话 寄存在这里〔私信投递 · 匿名发布〕不欢迎没礼貌的人 GIF大多出自宫崎骏动画

不喜哥哥:
    “异地恋一年以上是一种怎样的感受?” ​​​​
[Long distance relationship is a kind of more than one year how feeling? ​​​​]

「‍自由‍摄影‍师」终有一天会成为一名出色摄影师 「‍只接有质量的推广」

英式没品笑话百科:
    这名安保人员的右手是假的,真正的右手在衣服下握着手枪。

——GAG ​​​

[The security guards right hand is false, real right hand holding a pistol under the clothes. < br > < br > - GAG]

奇怪笑点与百无禁忌

一起来旅游:
    一宠一娃,超级温馨的场面[心]太暖啦~ ​​​
[A pet, Eva, super sweet scenes too warm ~ [heart]]

在这里,给所有喜爱群游的朋友一个结伴旅行的平台,寻找这样一批一起喜爱旅行的达人,背上背包我们就一起出发吧!微信:slzd

正版河图:
    请万勿把唱见这个词安装在我身上。我是一个内地的音乐人,也希望可以在这个文化信息爆炸式传播的年代,成为一个中国传统文化的启蒙者。 ​​​
[Please dont to see the word is mounted on me. I am a mainland musician, also hope can be in the cultural transmission of the information explosion in s, become a torchbearer of Chinese traditional culture. ​​​]

这里是唯一一个能联系到河图的地方,别的任何说是河图的地方,都是假货

Seoul直播:
    Foodie | 又到了可以大口吃草莓的季节 ​​​
[Foodie | can again big stuttering strawberry season]

分享最新鲜的韩国娱乐、时尚生活资讯。

人民日报:
    【别人的大学!陕西师大给留校生发红包、办团圆宴】过年回不了家只能过一个“假年”?@陕西师范大学 给百余名留校同学准备了别样的团圆宴,今天起到初二,免费吃!此外每人还有元现金红包、新春小零食福袋……网友:传说中的“吃饭”大学。[doge] ​​​
[! [peoples university of shaanxi normal university to stay in a red envelope, unripe hair do TuanYuanYan 】 cant Chinese New Year back home only a fake? @ to hundreds of thousands of stay in shaanxi normal university students prepared another TuanYuanYan, a second day today, eat for free! In addition there are each yuan cash bonus, happy New Year snacks bag... Net friend the legendary eat university. [doge]]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

中国地震台网速报:
    #地震快讯#中国地震台网自动测定:月日时分在四川眉山市东坡区附近(北纬.度,东经.度)发生.级左右地震,最终结果以正式速报为准。( @震长 @华西都市报 @新浪四川 @米瑞蓉 @成都商报 ) ​​​
[# # earthquake alerts the China earthquake networks automatically measure month day in meishan city, sichuan province in dongpo district near (. Degrees north latitude and longitude. Degrees). Magnitude earthquake, the end result will be subject to formal studies. Shock (@ @ @ WCC daily @ sina sichuan meters long rui rong @ chengdu commercial daily)]

小时监测全球地震活动,第一时间权威发布国内外最新地震消息,更有速报私信瞬间送达。领先科技,洞察纤毫。

应采儿:
    有气氛啦~ ​​​
[Have atmosphere!!]

祈祷,不如思考

夏河:
    今天你把省委书记的儿子手指头打破一块皮,你看看需要验伤仨月不?你猜猜那几个凶手得怎么判?你想想警方会不会半推半就到今天才重视?奴颜媚骨的精神太监们,能不能别老本能反应替惨绝人寰洗地啊?你们明明知道群众为何愤怒,却他妈在那装律政白莲花?你到底在舔谁啊?你们连月钱都没有!你你你和受害 ​​​
[Today you son of the provincial party committee secretary of the finger break a piece of leather, you dont need examination or three months? How do you guess that a few have found? Do you think the police would seriously deigned to today? Bowing and scraping in the spirit of the eunuchs, can you dont line cleaning can response for this? Do you know why people angry, but his mother in the legal white lotus flower? What the hell are you lick the who? You dont even have ago! You you you and hurt]

周扬青:
    说我每次的颜色都差不多 其实不是的
在阳光下面都是不一样的 ​​​

[The color of the said every time I are similar In fact not < br > under the sun are not the same]

服饰:gracechow.taobao 美妆:gracechowbeauty.taobao

杨蓉:
    姑娘,那是威亚,不是像皮筋,请你长点儿心[白眼] ​​​
[Girl, it is wei, and not like rubber bands, please a little heart [eyes]]

以演戏为生,以演戏为乐! 工作联系:马女士 - 邮箱 sukeyma@

思想聚焦:
    真正的富养,是父母彼此深爱 ​​​
[The real eutrophic, is parents love each other]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

我是种草囤货菌:
    国外的时装秀就是比较有特点[doge] tRMMSTL . ​​​
[Fashion is more foreign [doge] tRMMSTL.]

我是种草囤货菌 (。・ω・) 拔草不吃土,省钱囤好货! (•́ ₃ •̀)广告合作QQ联系:

刘宝宝_Vincent:
    你的宝宝已上线[doge]我不管 我就是最可爱最萌的 哼[doge] ​​​
[Your baby has launched doge I no matter I am the most lovely most of hum [doge]]

梦想是成为芭比👶🏻 仅此微博 其他冒充 推广私信 商务工作联系tenlo@xidao.tv

梁烈唯326:
    #超級網劇##反黑#
我收工喇😘
祝大家新年快樂🎉 ​​​

[#超级网剧##反黑#
我收工喇😘
祝大家新年快乐🎉 ​​​]


🇨🇳我是中國人 🇨🇳龍的傳人🇨🇳 經紀人Kenneth Wong +

圈内大神:
    赶快来感受下军校兵哥哥跳的seve吧,全程高能,太有范了! tRxqPkfl . ​​​
[Get to feel the point soldier brother jump seve, high energy all the way, is a fan! TRxqPkfl.]

圈内大神,燃起你的八卦心

治愈系心理学:
    如果条件都满足,你愿意豢养哪种汪?[doge] ​​​
[If the conditions are met, are you willing to which wang captive? [doge]]

治愈系,一种平静后舒畅的感觉!情感探讨、文字投稿请私信。图文自网络。

王岳鹏Niko:
    #岳浪岳开心#
刚刚去买福字对联,买完觉得有点单调
跟大妈说:有没有玻璃上贴的小猴给我来一对儿
大妈冲我翻了个度法式大白眼说:今年鸡年!
太丢人了[泪][泪][泪]天知道我多想找个地缝钻进去
然后假装淡定的说:那给我来对儿小鸡吧……??
还一对儿卧槽[泪]太丢人了[泪][泪]好想死啊[泪] ​​​

[# wave yue yue happy # < br > just to buy everyone couplet, buy after feeling a bit drab < br > with aunt said have a glass with little monkey give me a pair of < br > aunt gave me a turnover on the degree of French supercilious said chicken in this year! < br > be embarrassing [tears] [tears] [tears] god knows how much I want to find a disappear to < br > then pretend calm of say give me that pair of a chicken, right... ?? < br > is a couple days [] tears too embarrassing [tears] [tears] really want to die ah [tears]]

工作联系邮箱:@qq

挑款师:
    刘雯┃月日,巴黎高定时装周Chanel 春夏高定大秀。大表姐现身秀场头排观秀~ 穿的是上月刚刚发布的Chanel 早秋巴黎大都会高级手工坊系列,把不费力的时髦感演绎到极致!还与好友邓文迪相遇合影~ [哆啦A梦花心][哆啦A梦花心] ​​ ​​​
[Liu ┃ month day, Chanel Paris couture fashion week springsummer high set big show. Big cousin appeared at first rows view show ~ early autumn is just released last month, Chanel Paris metropolitan advanced hand workshop series, effortless fashionable feeling deduce acme! Still meet with friend wendi photo ~ [doraemon flower heart] [doraemon flower heart]]

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