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微博搞笑排行榜：
这只金毛快成精了！卧槽，最后骑车有点过分了啊~[笑cry] 别人家的狗[doge] （by.轮胎来踩油门） tRxUrFq
[The golden retriever quickly into a fine! Dear, the last ride a bit too much ~ [laugh cry] other peoples dogs [doge] tRxUrFq (by) tires to trample accelerator)]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

思想聚焦：
愿你一年一年都会被世界温柔以待。[心]
[Wishing you a year a year will be the world gentleness. [heart]]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

我的朋友是个呆B：
一屋子各种嗨皮的狗狗们，看得心情都好多了。好想躺中间[doge](inslinnypoohs)
tRxZUELS

没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的

韩国me2day：
进SM公司难不难？[doge]
[Hard into SM company? [doge]]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

洛凡AdamEve：
网红回家过年了[拜拜][拜拜][拜拜]
[Red home for New Year [bynum] [bynum] [bynum]]

工作邮箱：luofan@ 公众号：aboutadameve

央视新闻：
【外交部：恣意妄为必将付出代价】针对APA酒店事件，日本名古屋市市长河村隆之称，如果日方真的屠杀了万市民，必须跪地道歉，如果没有则必须反驳。对此，外交部发言人华春莹今日表示，中国不容忍歪曲历史的公然挑衅行为。南京大屠杀是历史事实，国际早有公论，请这位市长履行承诺。(央视记者陈慧慧)

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

英国报姐：
前几天，意大利中部山区地震引发雪崩，一个层酒店被掩埋，人失踪。。救援人员营救了好几天，依然有人下落不明，就在昨天，他们在雪堆下发现了只小狗，虽然被雪掩埋了多日，但是依旧很健康，救援人员都很兴奋，他们觉得这代表着生命的希望，愿同样的奇迹也能发生在那些失踪者身上
[A few days ago, the Italian earthquake triggered an avalanche in the central mountains, a buried layer hotel, people are missing. Rescuers rescue for several days, still missing someone, just yesterday, they found the dog under the snow, although buried by the snow for a long time, but still very healthy, rescue personnel are all very excited, they think it represents the hope of life, is willing the same miracles can happen on the missing people]

订阅号：ukuk,国外各种好玩哒，我啥都发~【注：玻璃心，喜释梗，广告狗

张杰：
今生今世，三生三世…… tRxLVbXV
[Share the rest of my life, junior iii... tRxLVbXV]

工作请联络邮箱：jasonstudio@outlook

这里是美国：
原来，能克制喵星人的大杀器就是。。。
[It turns out that large is restrained meow star people is... ]

环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网，世界很精彩！

治愈系心理学：
一只有很重心事的小柴犬，对着镜头发呆，感觉受了难以度过的委屈，开始怀疑汪生……想进去抱抱它，给个安慰。[doge] 分享~#花式闹新春# tRMmgAP
[Only a very little firewood dog of the focus of the matter at the camera a daze, feeling that are difficult to spend injustice began to suspect that Wang Sheng... Want to go in hug it, give a comfort. [doge] share ~ # # tRMmgAP fancy make New Year]

治愈系，一种平静后舒畅的感觉！情感探讨、文字投稿请私信。图文自网络。

刷爆卡的我：
【Running Man不停播了！宋智孝金钟国将回归】日，SBS电视台通过官方报道表示Running Man将继续奔跑：因节目终映而听到众多观众朋友们表示很遗憾和不舍的呼声，决定名原班成员将与节目组和SBS一起继续奔跑[鼓掌]对于因改版而发生一系列不愉快的事件，SBS方面这样表示↓↓tRxUnYl
[The Running Man not canceled! Running Man Kim jong kook will return 】, SBS by Running Man will continue to run the official reports said hear by program will hit many audience friends said sorry and not give up, decided to name the former members will continue to run with you and SBS [applause.] for a series of unhappy incidents due to redesign, so said left left tRxUnYl SBS]

吳大偉DvWooooo：
嫌弃自己的星座
[Abandon their own constellation]

朴尔因子护肤品牌创始人，作者，已出版《这世界，缺你不可》工作邮箱：davidwoostudio@ 朴尔因子：purefactor@

刘宪华Henry-Lau：
刚刚起来！睡了懒觉！今天大家一定要看我的表演哦！湖南卫视 #湖南卫视华人春晚# ！
[Just get up! Sleep lie-in! Today we must look at my performance! Hunan entertainment channel # # hunan TV Chinese Spring Festival gala! ]

大家好！是我！刘宪华大华 Henry !

逗自己玩呐：
“对不起阿姨，我不能给你让座。”——你遇到过道德绑架吗？看完这个视频，卧槽，瞬间神清气爽！[doge] [doge] tRMmKQV
[Im sorry aunt, I cant give you a seat. Moral kidnapping - you met? After watching the video, my god, instantly refreshed! [doge] [doge] tRMmKQV]

麻蛋，笑瘫了~~~ （推广合作请加Q： )

男神：
为了防止春节熊孩子到家里玩我的手办和雕塑，
我准备好了杀手锏！！
布置了一面零食墙，是不是很机智哈哈[笑cry][笑cry]
[To prevent the Spring Festival to bear children home and play with my hands and sculpture, < br > Im ready a killer!!!!! < br > to decorate the snack a wall at the same time, whether very wit ha ha [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]

You Only Live Once!

美食君：
教大家如何用红薯和胡萝卜制作可口的玫瑰花！！搭配上奶酪和培根一起烤，吃起来心情都美美哒，快跟着学起来！#转给吃货# [耶]tRxPWZ
[Teach you how to made of sweet potatoes and carrots delicious roses!! Cheese and bacon with baked on collocation, eat up the mood is meimei dalai, follow to learn quickly! # # to swathes [and] tRxPWZ]

一只喜欢次蘑菇的吃货

冷笑话精选：
哈哈哈心有多大，嘴就有多大！感觉养一个宋民国就不用担心其他孩子不吃饭了。。[笑cry]tRxUn
[Ha ha ha how much heart, the mouth have how much! Feel have a song of the republic of China will not have to worry about other children dont have a meal.. [laughing cry] tRxUn]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

思想聚焦：
活着不是靠泪水博得同情，而是靠汗水赢得掌声。疲惫之事不声张有人偷笑你哭的模样”
[Alive is not by tears for sympathy, but sweat won applause. What is tired, isnt a secret Some people laugh you cry]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

LOL逗比君：
感觉就是每个玩家梦寐以求的相亲经历[doge] tRxUHiv
[Is every players dream [doge] tRxUHiv dating experience]

工作联系QQ：

趣闻搞笑：
我是谁？我在哪里？我前面的东西究竟是啥？我究竟在干什么？懵逼ing。。。。。。 [哈哈]不知道为什么，盯着它看容易放空自己！[心]tRxUEjF
[Who am I? Where am I? In front of me is what? What the hell am I doing? Meng forced ing... Ha ha dont know why, staring at it easy to vent their! [heart] tRxUEjF]

最好玩最创意的新鲜事，网罗最搞笑最欢乐的视频！

曹云金：
他们说这张hin傲娇，我怎么傲娇了[二哈][白眼]
[They said this hin tsundere, I how proud jiao [two ha] [eyes]]

工作经纪联系电话：。听云轩剧场相声大会，金台夕照会馆，每周五、六、日演出！大麦网及演出现场均可购票。

鸡翅给你吃：
想在超市呆一整天，喜欢逛超市的举手🙋🏼
[想在超市呆一整天，喜欢逛超市的举手🙋🏼 ]

love u mother who who

潮音乐：
【让你忍不住一直转手机的图】}这些照片真正的没有PS，只是换个角度，幽默冲突兼具！
[Let you cant help but always turn phones figure 】【} these photos really no PS, just in a different way, humorous conflicts both! ]

搜罗全球潮流音乐..有好听的音乐欢迎大家私信我~更多音乐资源添加潮音乐微信号：chaoyinyue即可获取！！

我与美食的日常：
茶碗蒸的做法分享给大家，细腻滑嫩的茶碗蒸，只想一口吃掉！快马克起来试试吧 tRxUWuBI
[Steaming bowl of Shared with everybody, smooth and tender the bowl of steaming, just a bite to eat! Mark up and try it tRxUWuBI quickly]

爱生活，爱美食。

头条新闻：
#视野#【如此狠心！监拍女子寺庙遗弃女婴全过程】在辽宁大连的横山寺，工作人员扫完积雪走进一间屋子，却发现屋里的桌上放着一名女婴。警方调取监控看到，有一名女子抱着婴儿进入寺庙正殿，看见一间屋子门开着没有人，便进去放下孩子，就迅速离开了。tRxUHnUx
[View # # 【 so cruel! Whole process supervisor take womens temples abandoned baby girl 】 in dalian in liaoning province of horizontal yamadera, staff walked into the room, sweep the snow but found the house of the desk with a baby girl. Police, quashing monitoring to see a woman holding a baby into the temple, main hall, no one to see the one room door open, went in and put the child and left quickly. tRxUHnUx]

每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。

扒皮王：
半小时前我上二年级岁的外甥在用iPad放一首歌，感觉挺好听，我就问是什么歌，他说是王俊凯的《样》，他告诉我他很喜欢王俊凯，然后在一旁的侄女（岁）说她喜欢王源，然后两人为哪个更好争起来了，现在两人已经闹掰了，互不说话了。唉，亲情真的很脆弱啊！
[Half an hour ago I was in grade two year old nephew is put in by the song, feel good to listen, I ask what is the song, he says it is chun-kai wang sample, he told me he liked chun-kai wang, and then on the side of niece (years old) says she likes hanah, then two people fighting over which is better, now has the bye, two people are talking. Alas, the family is really very fragile! ]

工作请联系邮箱：realpipi@ 公号：realbapiwang

创意工坊：
【当你和女朋友走进电影院，发现坐满彪形大汉】国外广告商做的一个社会实验：让一群看起来很像 “黑社会” 的彪形大汉坐在影院里，看其他走进影院的人会作何反应…tRMEkjJ
[【 when you walk into the cinema with his girlfriend, found full bruiser 】 abroad advertisers do a social experiment let a group of looks like a underworld bruiser sitting in the cinema, watching other people going to the cinema would react... tRMEkjJ]

分享各种新鲜、新奇、创意、设计、发明、搞怪、画作！【非原创，只分享】

北京人不知道的北京事儿：
德国一小伙儿自制服装跳坑假装兵马俑，有游客说：“喂～～那个兵马俑眼睛会动唉！！”然后，警察叔叔急忙跳入坑中，转来转去，转来转去认了半天才找出他。。。你猜结局是？[哈哈][笑cry][笑cry]tRxAJbpH
[A German man, homemade clothing jumping pit pretend the Terra Cotta Warriors, have visitor said hello ~ ~ that will move the Terra Cotta Warriors eyes alas!! Then, police quickly jumped into the pit, to turn around, turn around to recognize half a day to find him... What is your guess the ending? [ha ha] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] tRxAJbpH]

直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

知书少年：
刚找到工作时的我，和工作一段时间后的我 [doge]
[I just got a job, and work after a period of time I [doge]]

沧海一粒沙，带你玩转大千世界。

猫扑：
小哥不光舞跳的很嗨，基本功还是非常扎实的哟[哈哈][哈哈]tRxULnJr
[Little elder brother not only dance very hi, yo is very solid basic skillsha ha ha ha tRxULnJr]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

南方都市报：
【超养眼大片！哈尔滨冰雪世界是这样炼成的】从年月末至今年月日，历经天，拍客用航拍与延时摄影的方式，记录了哈尔滨冰雪大世界的建造过程。原来童话般的冰雪世界是这么建起来的！没见过雪的南方宝宝们，戳视频吧！@梨视频 tRxwWaw
[The super beautiful! Harbin ice and snow world is tempered 】 so since the end of year (date) (month) (year), after day, making the use of aerial and time-lapse photography, recorded the building process of Harbin ice and snow world. Originally this was built ice world like fairy tale! Havent seen the snow south babies, poke video!!!! @ pear video tRxwWaw]

欢迎同时关注南都微信（搜索公众号“南方都市报”或者“nddaily”即可）

马汤波杰克boJake：
好好吃饭，好好睡觉，好好挣钱，好好花钱。不为不值得的人生气，不为不值得的事失眠。既然活着就好好活着，每分钟都为自己活着。努力做个开心的人吧，开心到别人看到你也会变得开心。
[Eat well, sleep well and have a good to earn money and have a good money. Dont for not worth angry, not for what is not worth losing sleep. Since alive is to live, to live for yourself every minute. Trying to make a happy person, happy to others see you will become happy. ]

哥不是很想做人了

史上第一最最搞：
论发型的重要性，换个发型变[笑cry]tRxUmwNt
[The importance of the theory of hairstyle, a change of hairstyle change [laugh cry] tRxUmwNt]

让好心情发酵，蒸发掉所有负能量

天天美食推荐：
【虾仁豆腐】鲜香爽滑吃的时候会笑出声哦，特别适合跟家人朋友一起吃哦~[赞]
[Eat delicious creamy shrimp tofu 】【 will laugh oh, particularly suited to eat together with family and friends oh ~ [who]]