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全球奇闻趣事：
被喵星人黏住了的小柴犬终于体会到了做男朋友的心酸。“哎，肩膀头都都压麻了，你倒是让我睡会啊[doge]
[Meow star people stick the little firewood dog do boyfriends sad finally realized. Ah, shoulder and head are pressure hemp, you would let me sleep will [doge]]

每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事，欢迎爆料。

神奇的吐槽君：
“男友说我瘦不到斤就不跟我结婚”
[Her boyfriend said I couldnt thin jin wont marry me]

北美吐槽君旗下官方频道，专接各种国内吐槽。投稿请私信，或请发到tucao@mail.dealmoon 绝对保密。公众号：crazytucao

燕子PHOTO：
我就试试，诶～（来自tRMFiBB）APP下载地址：tRfvqc
[I try to say ~ (from tRMFiBB) APP download address tRfvqc]

［微信公众号］：yanziisland［写真婚纱拍摄联系］电话： qq：微信：iyz ［商业拍摄及合作联系］郭小姐

莎莎于：
小年快乐[鲜花]哈
[Happy off-year [a flower]]

~我是喜怒哀乐都很大声的矛盾体 ~ 工作联系：黑先生：：高先生

财经网：
【男子火车钻女生被窝只为过年回家“找”个女友】多岁的湖北男子任某一直未婚，长期受家人指责。今年坐火车回家路上他寻思找一个女朋友，见邻铺女孩美丽可爱，便与之攀谈暗示，因女孩接受了自己送的水果，就想当然的认为她答应了自己的请求，夜里竟偷偷钻进女孩的被窝…目前任某已被行拘。
[The man the train drill girls bed Home for Chinese New Year to find a girlfriend] s hubei men became a been unmarried, the family for a long time. The train on the way home he thought this year to find a girlfriend, see adjacent shop girl is beautiful and lovely, and start a conversation hinted that his fruit to send for the girl, just assume that she promised to his request, was secretly climbed into the girls bed at night... Now a certain line has been arrested. ]

商务合作：廖先生 QQ ：邮箱：kailiao@caijing

胖子孙越：
小年快乐！！！[思考]
[Happy off-year!!!!!! [thinking]]

自己的小生意：北京小鲤鱼儿童摄影！自己的服装品牌：半月记和杰希贝尔这是两个截然不同风格的衣服设计！感谢大家多支持啊！

我的朋友是个呆B：
俄罗斯漫画家笔下一些拟人化的小动物们，有各种的小想法。汉化了一些给大家看，有点好玩，有点萌[熊猫](Lingvistov)
[Some Russian cartoonists anthropomorphic animals, there are all sorts of small ideas. Localization of some for everyone to see, a bit of fun, a bit of [pandas] (Lingvistov)]

没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的

Happy张江：
哈哈哈哈哈，看完这组图，默默心疼#胡歌#一分钟[笑cry][笑cry]
[Ha ha ha ha ha, watching this picture, silent love dearly # # a brief minute [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

豆瓣电影：
曾执导过《阮玲玉》《胭脂扣》《蓝宇》等影片的关锦鹏导演透露，他将执导拍摄一部三毛传记片，将以三毛在西班牙留学及西非生活为底本，讲述她作为文坛时代偶像的成长经历，包括她在旅途中的见闻和对爱情的感人执着，用她独特的人生历程，展示一部现代浪漫爱情电影故事。影片现已正式立项，定名《撒哈拉
[Had directed ruan lingyu, rouge, LAN yu and film director Stanley kwan said he will direct filming a SAN MAO biopic, three hairs will be studying in Spain and west African life as dibon, about her idols growing up as a literary era, including her knowledge and moving to the love of clinging on the road, with her unique life experience, shows a modern romantic love story. Startup of film is now officially named the Sahara]

上豆瓣，让好电影来找你！movie.douban

GloriAries：
#基哥福利# 关注我公x号「GloriAries你基」并转花这条，一周后c两位粉丝妹子每人一套miss candy繁花似锦礼盒，内含瓶甲油套甲贴还有一个发簪～设计超棒
[# # # base brother welfare concern I male x GloriAries you base and spend the, sister each of a set of c a week after the two fans who miss candy box carpet, containing bottles of polish sets a stick and a hairpin ~ great design]

微信公众号→GloriAries你基 | INS→guiltgloria | 工作邮箱guiltgloria@hotmail 【图文未经允许禁止一切形式转载】

热依扎：
分享图片
[Share photos]

工作邀約, 请洽经纪公司信箱账户：ryz@sr-media

沈梦辰：
转眼#火星情报局#第二季也已经收官了，还记得初来火星的时候，每一次我都告诉自己要豁得出去，只有真实的展现自己才能有更好地表现，一开始确实有很多质疑的声音，到了第二季里我听到更多的是鼓励的声音，感谢你们愿意陪我一起成长，给我能量，我会永葆初心，让自己变得更好！第三季，等我归来～
[In # # Mars cia has finish off in the second quarter, remember to Mars in the early time, every time I tell myself to clear out, just can have real present yourself better, do have a lot of questions about at the beginning, by the next season I hear the sound of the more is to encourage, thank you willing to accompany me to grow up together, give me energy, I will forever beginners mind, let oneself become better! In the third quarter, wait me to return to]

工作邮箱smc.studio@qq

新闻晨报：
【人不能随便立Flag！周立波曾说：我就算贩毒也不会吸毒[摊手]】美国媒体报道，脱口秀演员@周立波因涉毒涉枪在纽约被捕。周立波曾高调表示：你放心，我这辈子不会吸毒，我就算贩毒也不会去吸毒…他还曾发文：抓获制售毒食品者超万--无期！超万--枪毙！救活！再枪毙…tRMFcxOe @梨视频
[The person cant stand Flag! Zhou once said I dont even drug trafficking drugs [stand hand]], us media reported talk show actor @ zhou libo Because of drug-related gun was arrested in New York. Zhou once famously said dont worry, I this lifetime wont drug use, I wont go even drug trafficking drugs... He had also post capture these poison ShiPinZhe above all - life! Above all, shoot! Save!!! Shoot again... TRMFcxOe @ pear video]

新媒体合作：qq；曝料热线：- ；客服热线：、

电影工厂：
为什么我们有时候不想让别人看到自己善良的一面？
[Why do we sometimes dont want to let others to see his good side? ]

主营：炮制各种影视动漫花边，推荐影视精品！

异地恋情侣手记：
#支付宝五福# 敬业福攻略的重点还是看人品，已经集齐五福，敬业福谁还要？？？还没有拿到敬业福的朋友们，最新攻略出来了，大家看图获取！[坏笑] 支付宝五福爱国福和谐福富强福友善福敬业福万能福都还有！
[# # alipay wufu dedication f strategy emphasis or personality, has set JiWuFu, who also dedication f??? Havent got dedication f friends, the latest strategy came out, everyone look at the picture for! [laugh] alipay wufu patriotic blessed happy harmonious rich blessing all have friendly blessing dedication f universal blessing! ]

新浪微博第一个专属异地恋微博。用文字记录异地恋的故事和心情，一起分享甜蜜，倾诉苦涩！合作：

新华网：
【[围观]美媒：周立波在美被捕车上搜出毒品与枪】据外媒，中国脱口秀演员@周立波深夜开车蛇行，在美国长岛被警察拦截搜查。车上搜出古柯碱及枪支，周立波与另一男子被逮捕。两人被控非法持有管制药物、非法持有武器、非法持有枪支罪名。周立波还被控开车使用手机，据悉两人将在当地时间日接受审问
[[[watch] the media zhou was arrested in the United States found on drug and gun 】 according to foreign media, the Chinese talk show actor @ zhou the night driving sinusoidal, long island, in the United States was intercepted by the police. Found cocaine and guns, zhou and another man was arrested. Two people were charged with possession of controlled drugs, weapons, possession of a gun charges. Zhou libo is also accused of driving the use of mobile phones, the two people will be interrogated on local time]

新华网法人微博。让新闻离你更近！

我们都是宠物迷：
#萌宠大拜年# 敲萌啊，这怯生生的小眼神，生怕节奏敲错了被主银训[笑cry] . tRfHhTN
[# # of a big New Year greetings to knock of ah, this troubled and small eyes, for fear of rhythm on the wrong was the main silver xun [laugh cry]. TRfHhTN]

分享最萌宠物图片，囊括各种精彩、各种给力萌图。所有图片都是搜集于网络，如有侵权请私信合作推广加QQ;[微笑]

一个正直的科学爱好者：
最近发什么都有人在评论里要“福”，那行吧，这条微博底下你们可以放肆地换来换去了，我看看都有哪些小可怜还没集齐。
[Recently what all someone to fu in the comments that line, under the tweet you can go to the wild varied, I have a look at what are the little poor hasnt been collected. ]

科学节目VIP观众

全球潮流街拍：
#街拍视野# 最恐怖的机械舞，没有任何特效真人上阵。简直不敢相信自己的眼睛...... tRMFcbg
[# # street snap view the scariest mechanical dance, no special effects reality. Couldnt believe my eyes... tRMFcbg]

宁愿花时间去修炼不完美的自己，也不要浪费时间去期待完美的别人。Lucas 每天带来时尚讯息，让我们完美起来。

笑话趣图大百科：
记者在拍春运摩托大军时碰到的一位特殊乘客，虽然坐的不是很舒服，但想到就要和主人回老家了，心里还是美滋滋的。。。[doge]
[Reporter in motorcycle army encountered a special Spring Festival transportation passenger, although the sat is not very comfortable, but think of will and master home, the in the mind still very happy because he thought... [doge]]

qq每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎私信合作，投稿）

波杰克马男：
人生本就艰难，你却想看穿真相，看穿后失望难过的脸你能藏放在哪？[伤心]
[Life is tough, but you want to see through the truth, see through disappointment after sad face can you hide where? [sad]]

我不想做人了

女生寝室那点事：
无意间看到的，这样的男孩子才是真正的暖男！怒赞！
[Inadvertently see, this boy is the real sunshine boy! A good anger! ]

贱人就是矫情。

全球热门搜罗：
全世界唯一一首能开一场演唱会的歌。PIKO太郎再献神曲《PPAP》神改编。卧槽，我好像听了假ppap ~~ [笑cry] tRMDAapX
[The world only a song that can open a concert. PIKO aso to offer the divine comedy PPAP god. Oh my god, I like to listen to the false ~ ~ [laugh cry] tRMDAapX ppap]

每日最佳搞笑幽默，居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君

美食天天见：
【牛奶芋圆西米露】喜欢吃芋圆？自己动手做更放心，更好吃！做法也简单，赶紧马克！[太开心]#天天见美食#
[Like to eat taro milk taro round tapioca pudding 】【 circle? Diy is more at ease, taste better! Too simple, hurriedly mark! [quite happy] # # see food every day]

营养美食，吃遍中国！微博合作加QQ

白菜达人社：
#支付宝五福#[爱你][爱你]#敬业福攻略# [污][污]支付宝五福 😌我已经集齐今天送了多张 ,包括敬业福[酷]后续会把多余的，敬业福爱国福和谐福还有富强福友善福 [害羞]继续送[太开心][太开心][太开心]随机送给转发点赞评论的小伙伴[心][心][心]
[#支付宝五福#[爱你][爱你]#敬业福攻略# [污][污]支付宝五福 😌我已经集齐 Sent more than today, including dedication f [cool] subsequent will reduce the redundant, dedication f patriotic happiness harmony happiness and rich blessing friendly f [shy] to continue to send [quite happy] [quite happy] [quite happy] random sent forward thumb up comment friend [heart] [heart] [heart]]

备用小号@买买安利酱 @省钱小君

Houson猴姆：
昔日小帅哥亚伦·卡特新单Sooner Or Later歌词字幕mv大首播！[爱你]tRMFJdWl
[Former new single small handsome boy Aaron carter Sooner Or Later the lyrics subtitles mv big premiere! Love you [] tRMFJdWl]

这货就是【猴姆独家】！！！

让联盟怀上部落的种壮哉我大部落：
其实我是个小男生[傻眼]
[Actually I was a little boy [been]]

獸人ZS、PVE PVP双休、Dota、坐标：一区血色十字军、牲口们得蛋蛋绿了会长 ID：大美屡、战网kicazcom@sina 工会长年招指挥（有意者私m）

徐佳瑩：
趕快出門走冬！！

#台北難得冬季
#天冷多穿點
#要讓流浪寶避寒喔
[Hurry out winter!!!!! < br > < br > < br > # # Taipei rare winter cold put on more < br > # to stray treasure to escape the cold]

是誰來自山川湖海，卻囿於晝夜廚房與愛。___萬青

幽默搞笑君：
#幽默搞笑君#哈哈哈卧槽，太坏了[哈哈]
[# # humorous gentleman ha ha ha oh, too bad (ha ha)]

骚年，有话好好说，我真的只是个搞笑幽默搬运工而已，别激动，合作或投稿邮箱@qq

哄着自己玩：
原来我听过的电音是这么来的！有点意外[笑cry][笑cry] tRMFJzXZ .
[Originally I heard the sound is so! A little surprised [laugh cry] [laugh cry] tRMFJzXZ.]

一个任性的颜值担当商务合作加qq：

神店买家秀：
冬天把车停在室外一宿之后。。美得让车主心痛啊[笑cry][笑cry]幸好我的自行车可以提到家里[生病]
[Parked outside after a night. In the winter. Beautiful let owner heartache ah [laugh cry] [laugh cry] fortunately my bike can mention home [ill]]

逛淘宝三年，不如关注我三天！看买家秀，务必关注我！

这梦真他妈噩：
尿检结果出来才能判断有没有吸。不要这么快下定论，万一人家不是吸，而是贩呢？
[Urine test results to determine any suction. Dont be so quick to tell, one thousand families not suck, but the vendor? ]

没事瞎鸡巴写

2017年1月20日星期五

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