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笑到你肚子疼：
这个厉害了，唱的好有感觉，听了好几遍！tRfKbYAg
[This much, sing of good feeling, heard several times! tRfKbYAg]

每日奉送各种雷人笑话,欢乐笑不停,h合作扣扣

芯話：
“无理取闹的人是想被关注
喊着再见的人是想被挽留
祝你幸福的人是想永远跟你在一起”
[Unreasonable people want to be focus on Shouting goodbye to be entreated I wish you a happy person is to want to with you together forever]

关注芯话。句句说到心坎，句句是心声！投稿合作QQ：

我是种草囤货菌：
传说让女生最有安全感的件事 ~[偷笑]
[Legend let girls most security thing ~ [laugh]]

我是种草囤货菌 (｡･ω･) 拔草不吃土，省钱囤好货！ (•́ ₃ •̀)广告合作QQ联系：

智障儿童快乐多：
杭州星战-原理与你同在@军团中国驻防军
[Hangzhou Star Wars - principle with you @ bianconeri Chinas)]

我们天生偏执狂：
疏远不一定是讨厌也许是太喜欢
[Alienation is not necessarily the hate Perhaps too like]

生来偏执如何折衷________工作交流请联系QQ

夏一可死毒舌：
少女情怀的夏一鸽又矫情了，娇滴滴地问阿喵，说万一以后我比你先死咋办呀？[害羞]
阿喵打着手游头都不抬：找个新的。[拜拜]
夏一鸽：？？？你他妈说啥？[怒骂]
阿喵停下手游，一脸嫌弃：每天给你买了水果都不吃，剥好橙子么嫌酸，不喝水喝咖啡，让你早点睡觉非要说晚上才有灵感，你不就是这意思吗？不
[Girl feelings of summer a pigeon melodramatic, coily asked o meow, say one thousand later than you die first I do how? Meow o [shy] about to swim all dont lift looking for a new one. [bynum] summer a dove????? You his mama say? O [denounced] meow stopped a mobile game, a face of abandon bought you dont eat fruit every day, good peel oranges too acid, dont drink coffee, let you go to bed early to night time is said inspiration, dont you is this meaning? Dont]

在CV梦想路上狂奔的一条疯狗。工作邮箱：eviless@vip.qq 商务合作请邮件联系。

罗玉凤：
看到网上说“虹桥一姐”追星是因为“只有在明星身上才感觉到温暖”。其实我个人经验，名人名气越大，架子越大，特别是公知、教授、社会活动家、政治人物。有时候别说三顾茅庐了，就是十顾茅庐，也未必能跟人说上一句话。倒是影视明星，歌手比较有亲和力一点。[可怜][可怜]
[See online say hongqiao one elder sister make track for a star because only the stars feel warm. In fact, my personal experience, famous celebrities, the greater the shelves, the greater the especially male, professor, social activists and politicians. Sometimes dont say sincerity, just ten of thatched cottage, also can not talk to people on the word. Film stars, singers have affinity. [poor] [poor]]

大家好，我是凤姐。工作联系：shanghailuoyufeng@

不二大叔说：
这是男女关系中最大的忌讳。
[This is the biggest taboo in men and women relation.]

微信公众号：dashu 让思考更有效率，让时间更有价值。

人民网：
【色中国风传统色谱】蓝灰、胭脂、黎色、月白、竹青、酡颜、鸦青、黛蓝、黄栌、紫檀……用色彩诉说独特的中国韵味，那不一样的美[心]（设计师：@朴缜）你最喜欢哪一种？
[Blue color Chinese traditional chromatographic 】【 grey, rouge, li color, which, green bamboo green, Tuo yan, crow, cross, smoke tree, rosewood... With colour complained of unique Chinese flavour, thats not the same beauty [heart] (designer @ park ) which one do you like best?]

报道全球传播中国

momo酱也是徐老师：
喜欢谁，想跟谁在一起，你开心就好啦
[Like who, want to and who together, you happy is ok]

工作接洽助理小咩，微信号xiaomie

福原愛AiFukuhara：
时差差差差⏰
困困困困困[悲傷][哈欠][困]
[Time poor poor poor ⏰ trapped trapped trapped trapped trapped [sad] [yawn] [trapped]]

米娜：
“一个人的思维意识和观念是多年的受教育经历阅历共同累积形成的结果。所以，不要指望你的三言两语就能改变别人对事物的认知和理解。绝大多数试图说服别人的行为都是以卵击石，都是徒劳的，只会令别人心生厌烦。与人交流时，表达清楚自己的观点即可，求同存异才是君子之交。”
[Consciousness and the concept of a persons thinking is accumulated years of experience education experiences to form results. So, dont look for you in a few words can change someone for the cognition and understanding of things. Most trying to convince the behaviour of others are throw straws against the wind, would be futile, will only make others heart gets bored. When communicating with people, to express their views, seeking common ground while putting aside differences is a gentleman of.]

《米娜》是倡导自然无造作流行的杂志，提倡日常生活中的实用搭配，自然自信的生活态度。米娜时尚网 mina

纯良叫兽：
九位已婚妈妈给女孩儿们带来的爱情忠告，共勉之~
[The nine married mother bring girls love advice, ~]

关注叫兽脱离单身每天好心情 (^o^) YES!搜索公众VX她漫画【biaojie】我会一直陪伴你，广告合作QQ联系：

励志这件小事：
不要跟一个人每天聊天，久了你会依赖他，习惯是一个很可怕的东西，因为习惯，会觉得理所当然。因为习惯，没有人去想如果失去是什么模样。当分别来临，你失去的不是某个人，而是你的精神支柱。无论何时何地，都要学会独立行走，它会让你走得更坦然些。
[Dont talk to a person every day, for a long time you can depend on him, habit is a very terrible thing, because the habit, will feel taken for granted. Because of habit, no one to think if what is lost. When respectively comes, you lost not one person, but your spiritual pillar. No matter when and where, all want to learn to walk independently, it will make you more comfortable.]

一起都来正能量吧。业务助理qq

1句实话：
“成长是分两半的，一半在上帝手中，那是宿命；另一半在自己手中，那是拼命。”
[Growth is divided into two and a half and half in the hands of god, that is destiny; the other half in their own hands, it is hard.]

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北美美容快报：
#深扒“药妆”的前世今生# Vani今天带大家了解化妆品中的一个奇怪的家族：“药妆”。它到底拥有怎么样的前世今生？它到底是“药”还是“妆”？在它的背后到底有多少谜团？今天将为大家一一揭开！马住涨姿势了啦~ tRGiQcm （➕喂信_dealmoonbeauty）
[# # dig deep drugstore all men are mortal Vani today with everyone know a strange family in cosmetics medicine makeup. What on earth has its previous generation this life? Is it medicine or makeup? In how many mysteries behind it? Today will be opened one by one to you! The horse live up position ~ tRGiQcm (➕ feed _dealmoonbeauty)]

欢迎关注微信号：dealmoonbeauty，每日最新美妆护肤潮流资讯为你奉上！

小米说笑话：
卧槽！最佳损友，万万没想到，意料之外，情理之中，结局峰回路转，终于知道神马叫瞬间懵逼了！！！ tRIZoqc
[Oh, my gosh! Best toxic friends, never expected and unexpected, understandably, end, finally know what call meng force moment!!!!!! tRIZoqc]

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电影攻略菌：
当年《仙剑奇侠传三》的拍摄NG片段，胡歌太可爱了tRcxDJ
[The xianjian wonder pass three shooting NG fragments, their arrival was too cute tRcxDJ]

向经典致敬！优质电影搜罗！投稿合作 QQ

小苍cany：
回来刷微博呢，发现私信很多莫名其妙的怨怼，既然你们要瞎说，我就正面回答。

我和大哥男未婚女未嫁，我所知范围内都是单身，有点什么没点什么都很正常。

第一次见他嘴里喊个棒棒糖谈笑虐杀，那个赛场笑傲的大侠和一个孩子一样可爱顿生好感。

后来接触慢慢变多，包括一期后来没有放的小苍今夜秀节目
[Brush tweet back, found that direct messages many puzzling resentment, since you want to talk nonsense, I will answer. I and elder brother the unmarried female not to marry, are single as I know, what is not a point what all is normal. the first time see his mouth to shout a lollipop and cruelty, the venue graced the warrior and a child as lovely sound. then grow more contact, including a period later did not put a little pale show tonight]

经纪人邮箱 nonowu@t-rex，非诚勿扰。

一句话一段情一生守候：
得不到回应的热情，要懂得适可而止。不亏待每一份热情，不讨好任何的冷漠。当别人不需要你的时候你要学会自己走开，多一点自知之明少一点自作多情。
[Can not get response of enthusiasm, to know enough is enough. Dont maltreat every enthusiastic, not to please any indifference. When others dont need you to do you want to learn to yourself to go away, more self-knowledge less romantic.]

有没有那么一句话，会让你突然想起我？

赤峰龙腾：
剧场系列之郭德纲、于谦《爱情传奇》第一段：tRMyqHl；第二段：tRMyEA；第三段：tRMytGy； tRMyqHl
[Theater series of guo degang, Yu Qian first paragraph love legend tRMyqHl; The second paragraph tRMyEA; The third paragraph tRMytGy; tRMyqHl]

人气女王说话术：
最适合在婚礼上播放的华语歌曲。帮你们准备的，为你们以后结婚备着，千万别夸我[二哈]
[The most suitable mandarin songs played at the wedding. To help you prepare, is after get married with you, dont boast I ,]

口才并不是一种天赋的才能，它是靠刻苦训练得来的！Q Q

写给前任的999封情书：
✎ 交往一年以上分手后的感觉，看得好心疼。[伤心]
[✎ exchanges more than a year after breaking up, good love dearly. [sad]]

你不是公主你是会哭泣的鱼儿。投稿合作 QQ

家常美食精选：
【平底锅版酥脆鸡蛋卷】好吃到掉渣，因为手工操作不可能抹到面糊一样平，自家吃也不必纠结样子，吃不完的可能会变软怎么办？（就算蛋卷器做出也会软）没关系只要再进烤箱烤一下，或者放平底锅再烘烘又恢复酥脆~
[Delicious crisp egg roll pan version 】【 to slag, because manual operation cant wipe flat to the batter, home to eat dont tangle, can eat may become soft? (even if the cone made will be soft) it doesnt matter as long as into the oven again, put a pan or airing again resumed crisp ~]

我是一个吃货~你懂的！投稿合作QQ

夏天我要吃西瓜瓜瓜：
无心学习，只想吃饭[舔屏]
[No mood to learn, just want to eat [lick screen]]

么么哒

坏先生图片文集：
愿你我珍惜身边人，繁华只觉秋雅香，平淡方知冬梅好。
[May I cherish the people around you, merely busy autumn elegant fragrance, flat square know DongMei well.]

坏先生的私人领地。

虐芯话：
“不要贪恋没意义的人或事
拎着垃圾的手
怎么腾得出来接礼物”
[Dont lust after meaningless people or things carrying garbage hand how to make out a gift]

有没有一句想说给自己

阅读小镇：
总把一些事情想得过于严重，就像第一次上台演讲，第一次考试失败，第一次失恋。回头看看，那些自己走过的路，遇到的人，摊上的事，我们总能坚强的走过来。
[Always put some things too seriously, just like the first time on stage, the first test fails, love for the first time. Look back, those who own the road, meet people, stand on the matter, we can always be strong.]

作家，今于静谧的小镇停留，读书写作▼合作请私信

星座风水命理：
【科普贴：图让你了解汉服】汉服都有哪些构成？了解我们自己的民族服饰！收下涨姿势吧！！
[Science post figure let you understand the hanfu 】 hanfu is what form? To understand our own national costumes! Take up positions!!!!!]

星座学，风水学，命理学，心理测试。帮助认识你自己，有关于你自己的秘密！（本博资源来自网络，如有不妥请联系删除，谢谢）

泽莫男爵看着美队的眼睛说道：
去了趟乌菲兹，收获了一堆表情包……
[Went to the uffizi, harvest a lot of expressions package...]

水来，我在冰雪中等你；火来，我在灰烬中等你。

说方言的王子涛：
转发并留下你的名字，下一个视频可能就会点到你，晚安么么哒[爱你]
[Forward and leave your name, the next video may point to you, good night mua love you []]

需要投稿的私信哦

Linson五木林森：
帕皇在开场前研读军事机密

帕皇路遇漏网绝地但因为南方湿气太重未能搓出静呸闪电

帕皇在影厅第一时间视察工作
[Study of military secrets before Mr Huang in the opening in Mr Huang the screen jedi but because south moisture is too heavy to rub out the static pei lightning Mr Huang in near-end inspection work the first time]

一个肥宅，女的，不发露脸自拍。

虎掰掰：
“远古公社的理论支持者认为：我们看到的现代婚姻常有不孕的困扰，离婚率居高不下，父母与孩子都常有各种心理问题。其实是现代社会（资产分配形式）迫使人类采取一夫一妻制的核心家庭，事实上，这与我们生物本能是背道而驰的。”《人类简史》
[Supporters say the theory of ancient commune we see infertility problems are common modern marriage, the divorce rate is high, parents and children often have all kinds of psychological problems. In fact is the asset allocation (form) modern society forces people to adopt a monogamous nuclear family, in fact, this biological instinct is runs counter with us. The brief history of mankind]

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