2017年1月6日星期五

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全球最搞笑:
    《娱乐圈男女的那些事》---本以为是演戏,没想到却假戏真做,娱乐圈的这对男和女...结局究竟如何?
[The entertainment circle the things between men and women - thought is acting, but instead, try to master the entertainment circle for the male and female... Result how?]

微博搞笑达人.合作qq

回忆专用小马甲:
    烧鸡、卤面、水煎包、胡辣汤油条、小酥肉、变蛋、面筋、烩面……谢谢
[Grilled chicken, halogen surface, water package, hu hot soup, Fried dough sticks, small crisp meat, change egg, gluten, stewed noodles... thank you]

《愿无岁月可回头》

田喜碧Hebe:
    平安到家。

暈機暈到一小杯紅酒都喝不完,真心覺得空服員很辛苦。

今天是田蹦 歲生日,好想念她,真想抱抱她。

晚安~

[Got home safe and sound. < br > < br > airsick dizzy to a small glass of red wine to drink not over, really think flight attendant is hard. < br > < br > is tian birthday today, miss her, really want to hug her. < br > < br > good night ~]

節制的人生

思想聚焦:
    有什么短句适合当个性签名。
[What phrase for individuality signature.]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

段子楼:
    之前怪我太年轻,想法还是太简单...这下是真明白了
[Before you blame me too young, idea is too simple... This is the really understand]

段子Q群:。投稿在评论里@,翻译段子√.投稿√.段子挖坟√.合作QQ:

当时我就震惊了:
    鸡年快到了,你的微博昵称里的一个字改成鸡,会变成什么样子?
[Chicken year is coming, your weibo nickname into a chicken in a word, what would it look like?]

深扒娱乐热点,每天给你惊喜

贴吧娘:
    看到这个外卖小哥着急的样子很心酸..... tRMUkrx .
[See the take-away look like little brother worry very sad... TRMUkrx.]

分享贴吧有趣的东西,欢迎私信投稿

每日一狗:
    【保安枪杀宠物狗 小女孩抱着尸体痛哭:你起来,我是姐姐[泪]】月日,云南曲靖,一只宠物狗被小区保安用气枪屠杀。小主人哭得撕心裂肺:“你睁开眼睛看看我,我是姐姐……”这只狗曾经遭遇车祸,被小女孩一家救活。目前,涉事保安的枪支被没收,并被行政拘留日。tRMAnKR[伤心][泪]
[The security guard shot dead dog The little girl holding the corse you, get up, I am a sister [tears]] month day, yunnan qujing, a pet dog with air gun killings by small area public security. The master cried tore heart crack lung you open your eyes look at me, Im a sister...... The dog had a car accident, was a little girl to life. At present, the involved security of gun be confiscated, and administrative detention. TRMAnKR [sad] [] of tears]

每天分享最有趣、最可爱的狗狗! ♪(´ε`)家里有一只比熊阿布,一只法斗阿兜!

豆瓣说:
    网上总结的“交流障碍者”日常
[Daily online summary communication disorder]

嘻嘻

回忆专用小马甲:
    大家来贴一张家里长辈年轻时的照片吧
[You to post a picture of home elders when I was young]

《愿无岁月可回头》

李小璐Super璐:
    ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​谢谢你们给我了+=的称号[二哈] 这几场戏怎么看着这么眼熟[二哈][喵喵]​
[Thank you for you give me the title of the + = [two ha] how the scenes look so familiar [two ha] [meow]]

没有什么能阻挡那心中一抹阳光

最神奇的视频:
    这位大姐太兴奋了,气沉丹田,声音洪亮,警察叔叔瞬间懵逼了![笑cry]tRMLowi
[The elder sister too excited, demonstrated heavy gas, loud noise, polices uncle meng force moment! [laughing cry] tRMLowi]

视频,就要神奇的!看神奇的视频就关注我,你绝对意想不到的视频!用最神奇的视频伴你渡过神奇的一天!

我的前任是极品:
    这些充满感动的照片,或许会让你觉得年也没那么糟糕。
[These full of moving pictures, maybe you would feel years also not that bad.]

【人生在世,总会遇到让你爆表的极品前任!!私信我!晒出那些贱人吧!!】

北美吐槽君:
    😧你那里最近好吗
[😧你那里最近好吗]

吐槽请发私信;公众号kissmemouth【商务合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】

娱乐扒掌柜:
    太甜了,这个动图也就看了十几遍。[心]
[Too sweet, the diagram also watched a dozen times. [heart]]

潜伏娱乐圈的小公主!

扒皮王:
    如果可以选择,你最想去哪个城市生活呢?
[If can choose, do you want to go to which city life?]

工作请联系邮箱:realpipi@ 公号:realbapiwang

一句心情签名:
    只有在你最失魂落魄,最失败无助的时候,才会知道谁是朋友、谁是狗、谁是畜生,谁是人。
[Only if you are the most time-consuming, the most helpless when failure, will know who is a friend, who is a dog, who is the beast, who is the man.]

有没有一个词、一句话,让你想起某件事、某个人;有没有那么一段情,让你。。

全球旅游攻略:
    我知道你们还想要,谁叫我这么爱你们呢,在来个吧,记得赞我[doge]
[I know that you want, who call I love you so much, let in a, remember me [doge]]

全球旅游攻略:为你推荐出行时计划,指引你最美的季节去最美的地方!遇见就关注吧~

治愈系心理学:
    “相信我,当你越来越好的时候,
会看淡很多事情,
记忆里都是别人对你的好,
哪怕是当年让你哭过的人,
也能坐下来喝一杯。”

[Believe me, when you are better and better, < br > see light a lot of things, < br > memory are peoples good for you, < br > even if the people who make you cry once, < br > can sit down for a drink.]

治愈系,一种平静后舒畅的感觉!情感探讨、文字投稿请私信。图文自网络。

央视新闻:
    【北京市教委:市级财政将给予补贴安装空气净化器】目前,北京市教委已发通知,继续严格实施橙色预警应急响应措施,要求停止户外课程和活动。同时,部署中小学、幼儿园安装空气净化设备试点工作,充分听取专家意见,积极稳妥、有序推进,市级财政也将给予补贴。(央视记者柴丹枫)
[The Beijing municipal education commission, the municipal finance will give subsidies to install air purifier 】 at present, the Beijing municipal education commission issued notice, continue to strictly implement the orange early warning and emergency response measures, to stop the outdoor courses and activities. At the same time, the deployment of primary and secondary schools, kindergartens air purification equipment installed pilot work, fully listen to expert advice, we will actively yet prudently, and orderly, the municipal finance will also give subsidies. (CCTV reporter Chai Danfeng)]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博,是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

马伯庸:
    临睡前随手翻诗,无意中翻到唐珙。此人经历颇有意思,父亲叫唐钰,乃是南宋遗民,曾经去被蹂躏过的宋帝陵搜捡诸帝遗骨,别葬深山。后来唐钰梦见有一群穿黄袍的人抱着一个婴儿过来,说是为了报答他掩骨之德。后来唐钰生一子,即唐珙,字温如。唐温如同学在诗界声名不彰,传世作品也不过八首。不过他本身
[Bedtime with poetry, inadvertently turn to at the tang dynasty. Who experience quite interesting, his father called horpe, adherents of the southern song dynasty, had to be ravaged the mausoleum of hadrian search found emperor song bones, not buried deep mountains. Later horpe dreamed that a group of people wearing a yellow robe held a baby to come over, saying is the virtue of bone in order to repay his mask. Then Tang Yusheng one son, namely at the tang dynasty, temperature, such as character. Does not have the desired opening like a classmate in poetic fame, handed down from ancient times to the work but also the first eight. But he himself]

朴实刚健,情绪多变,事少食烦,低调爱现。

思想聚焦:
    今天是宫崎骏小朋友岁的生日,庆幸我们都是被宫导爱过的孩子~[心]

来源:果麦文化

[Today is hayao miyazaki kid birthday, glad that we are loved children palace guide ~ [heart] < br > < br > source fruit wheat culture]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

DIY设计我的家:
    把家布置成童话一样温馨[心]
[The home decorate warmth into a fairy tale as [heart]]

创意成就生活,一起DIY,打造属于我们独一无二的美好家居,欢迎关注!可私信投稿哦~

Happy张江:
    好听哭了!满满的感 动~#Coldplay#经典名曲《Yellow》现场版,气氛真好,循环一晚上的美好[心]tRMUezgs
[Good crying! Full of sense of moving ~ # Coldplay# mangling Yellow live, atmosphere is very good, good [heart] tRMUezgs cycle all evening]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯,欢迎私信

季箐:
    “喜欢我这件事可辛苦了,我不想劳烦别人,你委屈一下,一直辛苦好不好。”
[Be hard like me this matter, I dont want to bother other people, you wronged, has been hard is good.]

愿深情都会被温柔以待。【除非微博私信回复,其余都是骗子】

粉红粉红的一天:
    知道我为什么舍不得罗拉吗 因为她越来越值钱了[摊手]
[Know why I am reluctant to Laura Because she is becoming more and more valuable [stand hand]]

(= ̄ω ̄=)巧克力色 中国埃及混血 淘宝小店:埃及一枝花tbgEy 接地气的名字比较好记!!!!

私人音乐厅:
    晒一张你觉得最美,最帅的自拍,我来看看关注我的是美女多,还是帅哥多?看对眼的可以交个朋友哦[二哈]
[Bask in a do you think is the most beautiful, the most handsome self-time, Ill see if I pay attention to me is more beauty, or handsome guy? See to eye can hand over a friend oh ,]

更多好音乐,关注私人音乐厅微信号:sryyt,每一首歌都为你而选

史上第一最最搞:
    据说这是大多数人看到支付宝年度账单的第一反应,和我一样中枪的请默默转发[二哈]
[It is said that this is most people see alipay annual bills first reaction, as well as I shot in the please forward silently [two ha]]

让好心情发酵,蒸发掉所有负能量

一起神回复:
    是哦,这他妈很尴尬啊![摊手]
[Oh, this his mama very embarrassed! [stand hand]]

这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地,请自觉投入你的节操。

韩国me2day:
    【tvcast】#举重妖精金福珠# 我妈妈并不是想来见我的,为了借钱才来的,比妈妈抛弃我时更伤心南朋友眼泪嘟嘟嘟,福珠眼泪也嘟嘟嘟...[泪]→ tRMUDAJp
[# # lifting the demon Jin Fuzhu tvcast 】 【 my mother not want to come see me, in order to borrow money to, more than when mother abandon me sad tears south friends beeping, the pearl tear were beeping... The [] of tears - tRMUDAJp]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

英国那些事儿:
    他伪造身份潜入英国,却万万没想到,很快莫名冒出了个要来认他的妈...
而之后困扰他几十年,让他更想不通的是,这妈的身份。。。。。

[He forged identity into Britain, but never expected to come up to a strange coming soon to recognize his mom... < br > but troubled him for decades later, let him more think impassability, the mothers identity...]

一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.

涂磊老涂:
    樱桃今天一岁了!这一年来,经历了无数奇妙、激动、直击我心的瞬间,第一声啼哭,第一次微笑,第一次对视,第一次站立,第一次喊爸爸,第一次亲吻我.....感谢你给我带来莫大的快乐,感谢你让我变得宽容,感谢你唤醒了我的柔软,感谢你让我的世界更加精彩,爸爸爱你,小樱桃,生日快乐!
[Cherry today year old! This year, has experienced numerous wonderful moment, excitement, seem to have hit my heart, first cry, smile, for the first time at the first time, standing for the first time, the first call dad, the first kiss I... Thank you bring me great pleasure, thank you let me become tolerant, aroused my soft, thank you thank you let my world more colorful, dad I love you, little cherry, happy birthday!]

天津卫视周三周四周五点《爱情保卫战》周日周一:《非你莫属》,工作邀约请发邮件至tuleiking@sina,非诚勿扰!

每日经济新闻:
    #晚间分享#摩洛哥匠人们全手工制作马赛克瓷砖的过程,小编看完后默默献上膝盖![good]治愈强迫症......这种手工制作的拼花瓷砖价格很贵,但是的确很好,耐用持久[二哈] tRyBAF
[Share the # # night Moroccan artisans all process of handmade Mosaic tiles, small make up silently on the knee after see! [good] cure ocd... The handmade ceramic tile spelling a flower is very expensive, but it is very good, durable lasting two ha tRyBAF]

中国主流财经全媒体。每经网nbd

我的女友嘴很贱:
    你能接受比自己大多少的另一半?
[Can you accept how much larger than himself half?]

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